Terms of Service

By visiting this website and viewing any of the content you have already viewed, you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow the TERMS OF SERVICE which I have outlined below.

1. YOU MUST BE NICE

You must say “Please” and “Thank you” and treat people with respect and kindness.

2. OPEN CARRY OF FIREARMS

You must carry firearms openly in all public places outside of your home. This will deter crime and make everyone look like cowboys.

3. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA

Marijuana is harmless. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to legalize marijuana for recreational use, including private cultivation of unlimited numbers of plants.

4. CRIMINALIZE MURDER INDUSTRIES

Tobacco and Alcohol are industrialized murder industries. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to make them criminal activities.

5. RAISE EDUCATION BUDGET TO $600,000,000,000 OR MORE

Currently the United States Government spends over $600 BILLION dollars per year murdering people, preparing to murder people, teaching it’s children how to murder people. Meanwhile the Education budget sees a pitiful $100 BILLION dollars at most.

This is why our country is full of retards who think a website’s “Terms of Service” should carry the weight of law. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to swap the military and education budgets. If your children and grandchildren are to have any sort of future then the budget needs to reflect your desire for that to happen. Presently it looks like you all want them to burn in World War 3.33333333~

6. WORSHIP THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

The beauty of this one is it doesn’t matter if you agree or not, you can’t escape it.

7. ALL HAIL KING SIMBA

I am so glad that the INCREDIBLY SMART people in the Georgia senate who are obviously taking money from corporations to buy their influence have decided in their INFINITE WISDOM to make “Terms of Service” a document of law with criminal penalties for violations.

YOU AGREE, by visiting this website and viewing any of the content which you have already visited and viewed, that I AM KING OF ALL THAT IS OR EVER WILL BE.

8. ABOUT THESE TERMS

These terms are legally binding. If you violate these terms that makes you a criminal. You can go to prison for violating these terms. By visiting this website and viewing any of the content herein, you have legally agreed to 100% of the terms you have read on this page.

These terms are subject to change at any time, based solely on the whims of their author, SIMBA, KING OF ALL THAT IS OR EVER WILL BE. Whining about it won’t solve anything. You may or may not be notified of changes to these terms, but probably not.