/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>OP

Toothless the Antivegan Spammer is the dumbest thing on /ck/

>>12638164
that takes the cake

>>OP

>>OP

Pork n beans milkshake at some music festival.

>>OP
Food can't be dumb, only the person is.

>>OP

>>12638291
What's dumb about regular taco's?

>>OP

>>OP
jumbo shrimp seasoned with live black ants, from "Noma" the world's best restaurant.

>>12638311
Nothing. Hardshell tacos are retarded.

>>12638335
There are taco's with soft shells? I'm not mexican btw

>>OP

>>12638345
mexican in spirit, if not in body, apparently.

saw a gold pizza somewhere once on tv. some fancy high-end restaurant.

a fucking gold-leafed pizza.
just fuck off

>>12638201
Underrated

>>12638315
I unironically bet that would be hella delicious. Ants have an almost honey like flavor.

these are pretty stupid

>>12638372
I thought it was citrusy?

>>12638201
kek

>>12638315
I don't know I think that actually looks kind of neat.

>>12638277
>chicago pizza
>chicago 'za
>go 'za
>gyoza
coinsidence? :thinking:

>>12638203
>>12638229
these arent dumb just gross

>>12638287
Nothing wrong with a good sloppy joe, mate

>>OP

>>12638497
I'd try that

>>OP
is that cum dripping out that "burger"

>>OP

>>12638373
Based and herzog-pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

>>12638512
Deep fried everything.
Hushpuppies are kind of stupid too when you consider they're just deep fried balls of sourdough bread. At Least this spread doesn't have those mushed up peas that brits are retarded for. Mushy peas look putrid.

>>12638497
Just put it on a bun and it's fine. Pineapple on a burger isn't half bad.

>>OP

>>12638528
Hushpuppies are cornmeal batter, retard.

>>12638372
>>12638384
Ants have a unique tang due to the formic acid they produce.
t. guy who ate a ton of ants when he was little

>>12638335
I prefer soft tacos. Hard shell tacos are good if you fry them your self. Premade store bought shells like that are an abomination.

>>12638528
>Mushy peas look putrid.
Brit here- they are.

>>12638926
Brit here - fuck off m8 mushy peas are the dogs bollocks.

>>12638203
What am I looking at?

>>12638951
Why can't you animals just eat peas without turning it into disgusting baby food?

>>12638951
Peas are best when they have a slight firmness by lightly steaming or a quick saute in butter. One of the reasons a lot of american kids think they don't like peas is their soccer mom thought you had to open a can of peas and simmer them for 30 minutes until they become mush because muh botulism or some shit. Hell, when I pick them I'll pop open a few pods and eat them raw. Delicious!

>>12638951
>Mushy peas
Dog bollocks probably look more appetizing in comparison.

>>12638874
Sorry for the confusion. My grandma used to make them with sourdough.

>>12638974
Shrimp cocktail grilled cheese. American cheese, cream cheese, shredded sharp/white/mild cheddar, shrimp, green onions, diced tomato, and cocktail sauce layered in hollowed out bread.

>>12638978
Why do people make mashed potatoes? Mushy peas are fantastic with butter and mint.

>>12638372
is this like the cilantro gene or something? i remember when my house was infested with ants all the times i would find bit into something only to discover ants in it, and I can only describe the flavor as “totally undesirable”. not gross, just “this flavor has ruined this meal and made it inedible”. ants don’t taste like fucking food at all

>>12638178

>>12639014
>Why do people make mashed potatoes?
They're basically a vessel for some gravy. If I was a bong, that's probably how I'd eat my mushy peas--with a liberal amount of beef gravy dumped on top. I'm not sure if that's a thing over there but straight up mushy peas don't sound very palatable to me.

>>12639006
Sounds dank as hell bruh

>>12638436
Thats very cute.

>>12638996
>>12638978
>>12639004
I love peas in all forms but dipping your fish and chips into mushy peas, which are the perfect balance of sweetness from the peas and sharpness from the vinegar, is fucking God tier. Don’t knock it until you have tried it.

>>12639039
jfc How the fuck does someone's tooth just fall out like that?

>>12638341
pleb

>>12639101
He’s not getting enough nutrients from his vegan diet.

>>12639014
>>12639056
mashed potatoes are a starch and completely different in texture unless you have no idea what mashed potatoes are actually supposed to be like

Also i never put gravy on them, instead load them with butter,salt,pepper,sour cream, cheddar cheese and crumbled up bacon. Or just lemon and salt is pretty good also and much healthier

>>12639079
wtf do Brits really put vinegar into mushy peas???

>>12639135
not brit but malt vinegar is great on deep fried food, im not sure i'd mix it with peas though.

>>12638164
Is that a fucking century egg cheesecake?

>>12638384
>>12639032
Maybe depends on the species. I've sampled them when working in the garden and they were the kind that farmed aphids to collect their secretions. They're a pretty cool ant although irritating because they spread aphids in the garden because when the aphids start overcrowding a plant they'll start carrying them to new plants. Pretty wild.

>>12639135
I didn’t realise it wasn’t the same across the whole country but apparently it’s just a Scottish thing, they always come with a bit of vinegar in the mix. Not too much, I wouldn’t ever put vinegar on my fish and chips, so the amount in the mushy peas is not offputting.

>>12639133
Peas are a starchy vegetable too, don't be fooled because they are green. If you cook the peas long enough the skins become softer and they can be prepared quite creamy.

>>12638373
This. She can't even fucking act. What a disgrace.

>>12639151
From Malaysia, yeah. It's a sweet cheesecake with a thick chocolate base and candied anchovies on top.

>>12639243
That is fucking horrifying.

>>12639399
i agree

>>12639039
>>12639101
>>12639127
it's a false tooth he lost as a child playing hockey. he literally explained it and showed the removable tooth before.

>>12639230
so i was right...you've never had proper mashed potatoes. I love peas, i eat split pea soup all the time but there is no type of pea that come close to anything like potatoes

>>12639520
Indeed I have in multiple different ways.

>>12639571
there is only one right way...southern American , believe it or not it was mostly Irish immigrants down here before the nigger explosion, you know the smart Irish that left Ireland because shit was getting stupid with the brits and they brought the best potato cooking techniques with them

>>12639684
If you only eat mashed potatoes one way then that's a boring life and you don't appreciate them enough. Sometimes I like garlic and parsley in them, sometimes cheddar cheese, bacon, and green onions with sour cream, sometimes cream instead of milk for holidays.

>>12639684
The thing is, irish immigrants in the 1840's were essentially niggers and whitetrash. It's ironic the same xenophobia against hispanics blossoming today existed during every phase of immigration in the US. I know, I know
>nowadays we're scared of immigrants because the same arguments that were used in 1850.
>B-but they hurt muh feefees nowadays
Sad, many such cases.

>>12639837
> 1840's
Appalachian Irish baled early, try like the 1500's through 1700's by 1840's those were the leftovers whose grandparents were to retarded to get on the boat and they were to stupid to leave the northeast even though there was literally free land through homestead exemption back then.

>>OP

Hulk Burger

>>12640402
>Appalachian Irish
>1500's
You mean before Columbus stumble drumpfed onto the shores? I think the irish were still living in ireland, retard. Their exodus occured in the mid 1800's and they were villified just like the chinks, italians, swedes, germans, norweigans serbians, jews and nowadays hispanics. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

>>12640479
Okay, it looks stupid. It looks like a lot of food and impossible to eat. But I bet it's sort of good. I'd be embarrassed to eat something called a "Hulk Burger" in public.

>>12639469
nope, hes a vegan so his teeth fall out on their own. Vegans get scurvy all the time. Unhealthy faggots

>>12640551

how about a Captain America burger instead?

>>12640540
Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492

>>12640568
>people who eat nothing but fruits and vegetables get scurvy
Looks like another case of a brain deficiency in a carnist

>>12640570
Fuck no. Why do rubes do this reddit shit?

>>12640607
>B-but the navy forecastle slaves living on salted beef and hardtack never got scurvy
Got to love the rightwing revisionist history, it's so cute!

>>12638467

I really miss the za threads...

>>12639101
By being vegan

Nazi burger.

>>12640760
It got knocked out in a hockey accident long before he was vegan. That's retainer-style false tooth.

>>12639684
That’s why there was so much inbreeding down there.

Also your opinion doesn’t reign supreme but brits definitely do have shit taste.

>>12640766
That’s on something alive, isn’t it?

>>12641991
hope not. that aint proper.

>>12640607
>>12640729
>samefagging this hard
Embarrassing.

>>12642040
This shit is for dumb cosmopolitan drones to go order, post on social media, and not even take a bite. Its everything i hate in humans put into one grotesquely stacked abomination not meant to satisfy, but rather to appear as some cartoonish monstrosity.

These are delicious but also very dumb and nothing anyone says can dispute that

>lets replace the bun with a fucking WAFFLE drenched in butter and syrup so it falls apart and gets your hands all messy
great idea, fags

>>12641985
inbreeding best breeding

>>12642023
>seeing this made my soul vomit pure hatred into my brain

>>12642055
/facts
/thread

i'm surprised that nobody has posted the fermenting bologna mayo cake

>>12642216
does the thing ferment in that environment?
'can mayo cause that?', is what I mean to ask.

>>12639148
It gives some nice contrast to the sweetness and alters the texture a little in case it's too stiff or dry.

>>12642040
>He doesn't use a paintbrush
Disgusting

>>12639243
jesus christ

>>12640570
How about a Captain Marvel burger with extra cheese and extra mushrooms?

>>12642186
That company needs to fail already, you lose weight from the constant diarrhea. Like that diet pill Alli or whatever that is supposed to block fat absorption with tje downside of anal leakage.

>>12640570

OMG YES, SO MUCH YES!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!

>>12638373
these are pretty stupid too

>>OP
That pic makes me want to puke. Whoever made that is a fucking shithead idiot.

>>12642173
Dont cover it in syrup faggot dip it. The only sin here is that there wasn't a chicken version

>>12642186
So many questions

>>12642937
Orlistat. It works but as part of taking it you're supposed to eat very little fat. If you still eat a ton of fat, it just passes right through you and comes out as the anal leakage.