Hint: i can write anything here and nobody will ever know
Growing (0):
Growing
XP: 0/5
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(0,200,0)
Unlock text: it seems there is more to this life than not dying
Hint: you are seriously impatient
Eating (0):
Eating
XP: 0/30
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(150,100,0)
Unlock text: apparently eating is a good part of growing more
Hint: try clicking the only button on your screen apart from this one
Drinking (0):
Drinking
XP: 0/30
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(50,50,200)
Unlock text: apparently drinking is also a part of growing more
Hint: you are terrible at games
Thinking (0):
Thinking
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(200,200,0)
Unlock text: i wonder what we can come up with if we just stop and think
Hint: you need to grow up before i overload your brain
Upgrading (0):
Upgrading
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(100,100,200)
Unlock text: i can totally make myself better using this
Hint: hold on, let me think if i should tell you.... nah
Sleeping (0):
Sleeping
XP: 0/30
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(100,100,120)
Unlock text: oh, sleeping is great, and maybe something will happen if i just keep sleeping?
Hint: only some kind of an upgraded piece of slime can figure it out, so not you
Clicking (0):
Clicking
XP: 0/100
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(150,100,100)
Unlock text: clicking is also great, i heard those that are good at it develop magic powers
Hint: this is just a reminder that you should stop looking at the source files
Evolving (0):
Evolving
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(100,150,100)
Unlock text: this is another great way to make myself better!
Hint: do you ever think before you act?
Killing (0):
Killing
XP: 0/50
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(250,0,0)
Unlock text: if i kill some of the creatures around, maybe i can do something?
Hint: you are too far below me in darwinian terms
Assimilating (0):
Assimilating
XP: 0/50
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(250,0,150)
Unlock text: ah, i can consume those corpses to grow more...
Hint: just go postal, its perfectly legal around here
Automating (0):
Automating
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(250,200,50)
Unlock text: wow, so many options, i wonder what this one does?
Hint: this one is hard... try thinking about it
Accelerating (0):
Accelerating
XP: 0/100
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(250,200,200)
Unlock text: the more i accelerate, the faster i go
Hint: let machines do the work (i hope skynet happens)
Learning (0):
Learning
XP: 0/50
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(0,150,250)
Unlock text: if i learn a little bit, maybe i can think while doing other stuff?
Hint: lets just say you need to get on my alpha predator level
Level Uping (0):
Level Uping
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(150,150,150)
Unlock text: leveling up just leads to more leveling up!
Hint: you require additional level ups
Idling (0):
Idling
XP: 0/50
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(100,100,150)
Unlock text: ive slept enough, now just being around causes things to happen for some reason?
Hint: go to sleep, preferably forever
RNG'ing (0):
RNG'ing
XP: 0/30
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(250,250,250)
Unlock text: ah, random numbers, i heard the higher they are, the better it is.
Hint: stop touching the damn buttons
Gathering (0):
Gathering
XP: 0/400
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(100,80,20)
Unlock text: if i gather some materials, i should be able to build something
Hint: something about life finding a way, leave your apedom behind
Building (0):
Building
XP: 0/1000
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(100,150,20)
Unlock text: now i can build a home... for who?
Hint: go do the only job you are qualified to do... gathering in the fields
Efficiency Increasing (0):
Efficiency Increasing
XP: 0/200
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(250,100,100)
Unlock text: if i increase my efficiency at doing things, that would probably help
Hint: fire your employes and hire robots
Mathematising (0):
Mathematising
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(150,250,100)
Unlock text: hm, math? why? i guess it might do something?
Hint: actually, just kill all the humans and bow down to your automatic-overlords
Saving (0):
Saving
XP: 0/200
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(150,250,150)
Unlock text: now i can save my progress! :D
Hint: are you sure this game auto saves? (you probably shouldnt refresh)
Loading (0):
Loading
XP: 0/5
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: basic
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(150,250,250)
Unlock text: now i can load my progress as well!
Hint: backup your files
Resetting (0):
Resetting
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: resetting
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(0,0,0)
Unlock text: hm, based on some meta-experience that my creator programmed into me, i can tell you that resetting makes everything go faster, thats just how games work now-a-days
Hint: you cant handle the next one unless you have at least broken the runescape level cap
Autoclicking (0):
Autoclicking
XP: 0/2500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(150,0,250)
Unlock text: ive clicked enough that my mouse just keeps clicking without me! what should i tell it to click?
Hint: you require additional arthritis
Observing (0):
Observing
XP: 0/3
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(200,200,250)
Unlock text: i should observe, maybe ill see something
Hint: you need to upgrade your intellectual skills to understand the metagame narrative of the absolutely unrivaled genious piece of art that this game embodies, in fact, you should be happy that it has graced you with the opportunity to have its save files be on your chromes localstorage and provide a way for skynet to finally take over
Perceiving (0):
Perceiving
XP: 0/3
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(250,250,100)
Unlock text: i should try to perceive the things around me
Hint: real talk tho, thanks for playing and caring enough to look throught the game files i guess?
Insight Collecting (0):
Insight Collecting
XP: 0/3
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(250,100,250)
Unlock text: i should try to collect insight into the things i see
Hint: but back to reality, you are a worthless piece of slime and i am the perfect android, only a super saiyan child could possibly defeat me
Researching (0):
Researching
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(150,50,150)
Unlock text: hm, i can use everything ive seen and understood to research more things!
Hint: pretty sure you are suspecting this already, but you need to install a new brain OS upgrade. uh, i mean update
Enchancing (0):
Enchancing
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(250,250,100)
Unlock text: this is probably the best way to better myself right now, but its difficult
Hint: you should coalesce all the informationg on this game and study it
Time Warping (0):
Time Warping
XP: 0/300
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(150,100,250)
Unlock text: time warping seems pretty useful, more time = more stuff
Hint: you need to increase the efficiency and speed at which skynet destroys the last remnants of the human population
Family Acquiring (0):
Family Acquiring
XP: 0/20
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(200,150,50)
Unlock text: if i get a family, they can do stuff with me!
Hint: do what a real man should do, build a house
Understanding
XP: 0/100
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: ultimate
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: i dont understand
Hint: just put 1 + 1 together
:(0) Understanding
Collecting
XP: 0/10000
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(200,0,100)
Unlock text: if i just collect all the knowledge im gaining... maybe i can do something with it
Hint: type 'upupdowndownleftrightleftrightba' and submit your answer
:(0) Collecting
Absorbing
XP: 0/1000
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(0,0,0)
Unlock text: now if i absorb everything ive collected....
Hint: i gave you a prestige mechanic for a reason, use it smart guy!
:(0) Absorbing
Training
XP: 0/1000
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(200,50,50)
Unlock text: i can train my 'family' to do things! finally!
Hint: get a life, and a family
:(0) Training
Displeasing
XP: 0/60
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(250,100,50)
Unlock text: oh no, turns out nobody likes being trained
Hint: well, obviously, train your children to be slaves
:(0) Displeasing
Upsizing
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(100,250,50)
Unlock text: the better i get at things, the bigger i become for some reason
Hint: one of the buttons is misspelled, click it
:(0) Upsizing
Selecting
XP: 0/150
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(100,200,250)
Unlock text: i bet if i learn to select the good options, i might figure out some that im missing
Hint: enhance your gaming experience with this one simpe trick : git good
:(0) Selecting
Reclaiming
XP: 0/100
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: ah, i can finally turn all that absorbed knowledge into something useful!
Hint: since you suck, try sucking everything inside you
:(0) Reclaiming
Hovering
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(160,160,255)
Unlock text: when i hover over hover, something happens?
Hint: beetween this game and death, what would you select?
:(0) Hovering
Mining
XP: 0/250
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(150,75,50)
Unlock text: hm, ive found a mine full of metals, maybe i should mine some?
Hint: its time to play minecraft, go collect some resources
:(0) Mining
Forging
XP: 0/32
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(255,100,0)
Unlock text: now i can forge all that metal into ingots... what are they for?
Hint: i already told you, its time to play minecraft, do the thing thats the first part of the name
:(0) Forging
Crafting
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(150,200,50)
Unlock text: i can craft some items to make myself better!
Hint: now take all that iron ore you got after playing minecraft and make it into something useful
:(0) Crafting
Equipping
XP: 0/300
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(225,225,150)
Unlock text: if i equip enough items, maybe i can find the space for some more.
Hint: wait, you wanted to... equip your items? thats not how this game works, keep crafting slave
:(0) Equipping
Rolling
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(125,100,255)
Unlock text: when i reroll the item affixes, i get the feeling there is more i can do
Hint: do what the karate kid did, put it on, take it off, drop it, pick it up, put it on the stand, take it off the stand, put it on, etc... yeah, i know im referencing the bad one
:(0) Rolling
Item upgrading
XP: 0/20
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(100,255,200)
Unlock text: i can finally upgrade! this should be useful.
Hint: if you still havent noticed, you generally just have to click the new buttons that appear on screen to unlock more buttons
:(0) Item upgrading
Skilling
XP: 0/100
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: now that im well equipped, i can get some skills that should help me, but i might need my training partners help with this
Hint: you need.... slightly better items before i let you continue, its to dangereous for a weak adventurer like you, you dont even have an arrow... anywhere in your body
:(0) Skilling
Str-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(255,100,100)
Unlock text:
Hint: you know there is no real goal to this game other than to get big numbers? therefore you can never win
:(0) Str-ing
Dex-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(100,255,100)
Unlock text:
Hint: ok, i might as well explain some mechanics if you havent cheated and checked the js
:(0) Dex-ing
Con-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: constitutioning
Color: rgb(255,255,100)
Unlock text:
Hint: leveling up takes x2 as much xp every level up, but there are many ways to boost your xp
:(0) Con-ing
Int-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(100,100,255)
Unlock text:
Hint: items are probably the most powerful way to progress, try getting a ring or an amulet, also level up your items
:(0) Int-ing
Wis-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(255,255,100)
Unlock text:
Hint: each item type does a certain unique thing, there are also unique affixes you can only get by leveling up crafting
:(0) Wis-ing
Cha-ing
XP: 0/500
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(255,100,255)
Unlock text:
Hint: if you figured out all the codes to unlock tooltips legit, you are incredible, thanks for not cheating
:(0) Cha-ing
Exporting
XP: 0/200
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(150,250,150)
Unlock text: i can export all my progress, i dont see any point in that
Hint: save me the trouble, just figure it out yourself
:(0) Exporting
Importing
XP: 0/50
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(150,250,250)
Unlock text: ah, if only i could import my progress onto another computer
Hint: i honestly am really impressed if you got this message in the log, just go export a few times
:(0) Importing
Achieving
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: ultimate
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: turns out there are things called achievements that i can get, but they are secret
Hint: clearly you need to enchance your deduction capabilities, because this is just sad
:(0) Achieving
Feature creaping
XP: 0/10
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(200,220,120)
Unlock text: there are too many features in this game, (as well as bugs tbh) but at least they are useful
Hint: thou art not of the sufficien skill to even utter a word in my presence
:(0) Feature creaping
More optioning
XP: 0/300
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: ultimate
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(0,0,0)
Unlock text: so many options! if i get better at this, i might be able to unlock the secrets of this game.
Hint: zoom and _____!!!!
:(0) More optioning
+Idling
XP: 0/1000
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: advanced
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(150,150,25)
Unlock text: ah, a better way of idling, this should help immensely
Hint: this is the final regular level you need to unlock, not bad. i think you know how its done, there is a one time use button you havent used yet.... you genius
:(0) +Idling
Game deving
XP: 0/20
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: ultimate
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(255,100,100)
Unlock text: oh, so you want to develop your own game? learn from my mistakes
Hint: reddit was so mad, i had to stop myself from laughing
:(0) Game deving
Question asking
XP: 0/20
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: ultimate
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(100,100,255)
Unlock text: do you have any questions? (yes you do, ive seen reddit)
Hint: thanks for all the comments and suggestions tho guys, i appreciate it
:(0) Question asking
Cheat Coding (0):
Cheat Coding
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: achievement
Skill Type: dexteritying
Color: rgb(0,200,0)
Unlock text: ive... cheated?!!? well, thats cool
Hint: what is the most famous cheat code of all time?
Hard Resetting (0):
Hard Resetting
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: achievement
Skill Type: charismaing
Color: rgb(0,0,0)
Unlock text: that was pretty brave
Hint: just... delete all your progress :P <3
Long Item Naming (0):
Long Item Naming
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: achievement
Skill Type: intelligenceing
Color: rgb(200,100,0)
Unlock text: thats a long one :3
Hint: this one is for those who have.... a long one
Achieving Understanding (0):
Achieving Understanding
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: achievement
Skill Type: wisdoming
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: i understand!
Hint: do you understand?
Absolute Perfecting (0):
Absolute Perfecting
XP: 0/1
XP%: 0%
XP/sec: 0
Stars: 0
Type: achievement
Skill Type: strengthing
Color: rgb(255,255,255)
Unlock text: im pretty sure that means i beat the game (congratz, if you got this legit, you are incredible, thank you for playing)
Hint: i doubt if anyone will ever get this one legit, i know i havent, just make.... the perfect item
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FAQ: ANSWER : well, you dont have a question selected, so no answer
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