Some Jokes that I Wrote:

The Man called a Restaurant, and He said, “Why hasn’t My Meal arrived?” And The Waiter replied, “Sir, when did You call in Your Order?” And The Man said, “I did Not call in My Order. I expect You guys to be Mind Readers in addition to serving Great Food.”

Ted the Dog said, “Mom, I don’t Understand Business. All I Understand is Love.”
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

A Man got on Top of a Crate, and, while also Twirling a Baton, He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, and Boys and Girls, Let it Be Known that I am one of The Most Intelligent People in the World. And I’m also Very Gifted at Various Things. I have a Very Big Brain. My IQ is in about The Top One Percent. And I have had Many Accomplishments. And I don’t Brag. And I am Extremely Humble.”

A Joke that I Wrote:

Ted the Dog said, “Why didn’t You give Me a Piece of Cheese?”

And More of My Writings:

Y96. Closed System. Closed Systems. Closed System (CS). Closed Systems (CS). Close. Closes. Closing. Closed. Sort of. Sort of (SO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Y97. Open System. Open Systems. Open System (OS). Open Systems (OS). Open. Opens. Opening. Opened. Sort of. Sort of (SO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Y98. System. Systems. Systematic. Systematically. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Y99. Our. Their. Your. My. Mine. His. Her.

Here is a Quote from C.S. Lewis: “I believe in Christ like I believe in the sun, not because I can see it but by it I can see everything else.”

I remember going to Disneyland and listening to the Song, “It’s a Small World after all,” on It’s a Small World Amusement Ride there.
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

Two People, each with a TV Remote Controller in Their Hands, got into a Temporary Channel Changing War with a Television. — Brandon

Here is a Quote from a Conservative:

“Never Forget, I did Not Grant Your Freedom to You. Your Freedom was Given to You at Birth by Your Creator. Government’s Job is to Acknowledge and Preserve that Freedom which is Already Yours Naturally.”
Here is a Bible Verse, John 8:32: “And You will know the truth, and the truth will make You Free.”

Here is a Quote: “The Left Wing and The Right Wing are from the Same Bird.”

Here are Some Jokes that I Wrote:

The Man asked a Woman, “How was Your Vacation?” And The Woman replied, “It was a Blonde Journey.” And The Man said, “You mean that it was a Long Journey?” And The Woman replied, “It was both a Blonde Journey and a Long Journey too.”

A Referee, who was also in His Referee’s Black and White Striped Uniform, was asleep in Bed, and, while asleep, He blew His Referee’s Whistle, and Put His Hands in Referee Symbols, and He whispered, “Touchdown.”

The Man said to a Woman, “What are You Thinking about?” And The Woman replied, “Bologna.” And The Man said, “What’s ridiculous about that Question? Why do You think it’s Bologna?” And The Woman replied, “No, I am really thinking about Bologna.”

The Man said to a Woman, “Why don’t You Lie Down.” And The Woman replied, “I am Not going to Lie while I am Down. Instead, I am going to Tell the Truth and Lay Down.”
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Man asked a Woman, “How did Your Day go? Anything exciting happen today?” And The Woman replied, “Nothing exciting Happened today. I just saw an 800 Foot Bird drive a Very Large Car. I would say it was a Pretty Normal Day.”

A Man said to a Woman, “The Cat’s out of the bag.” And The Woman said, “What? What was revealed? Was it Very Important Information?” And The Man pointed to a Cat and a Bag, and He replied, “No, I literally mean that Cat is out of the Bag.”

A Man asked a Woman, “How did Your Visit with Your Friend go?” And The Woman said, “She lives in a Dump. And I mean that literally, as She lives in a Garbage Dumpster that is Next to a Restaurant.”

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Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Man said to a Waitress at a Restaurant, “And I would like My Eggs Poached.” And The Waitress said, “What?! You need a Valid Hunting License to get Eggs. I will Not give You eggs that have been Poached.”

The Cashier said to a Man, “You swipe your credit card here,” and She pointed to a Credit Card Terminal. And The Man said, “I own this Credit Card. And I will Not Swipe My Own Credit Card. Do You think that I’m a Thief?!”

The Man said to a Woman, “Tom is over The Hill.” And The Woman replied, “Tom is Not that Old.” And The Man replied, “Look out the Window. See how Tom is literally over That Hill.”

The Man said to a Woman, “I’m going to Jump into the Shower.” And The Woman replied, “I hope that You don’t mean that literally, as I don’t want You to break a Hip while literally jumping into the Shower.”

A Joke that I Wrote:

At a Barbecue, a Man asked a Woman, “Would You like some Collard Greens with Your Hamburger?” And The Woman replied, “I do Not want any of My Vegetables to have Collars on them.”

And More of My Writings:

Y100. Standard of Decency (SOD). Standards of Decency (SOD).

And More of My Writings:

Z1. Dependent. Dependents. Dependence. (A) (The) Dependency. (Some) (Those) (The) Dependencies. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z2. Dependent Upon (DU). Dependent Upon that (DUT). Dependent Upon these (DUT). Dependent Upon those (DUT). Very. Extremely. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z3. Not Dependent (ND). Not Dependents (ND). Non-Dependency (ND). Non-Dependencies (ND). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z4. Not Dependent Upon (NDU). Not Dependent Upon that (NDUT). Not Dependent Upon these (NDUT). Not Dependent Upon those (NDUT). Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z5. National Security (NS). National Securities (NS). National Security Interest (NSI). National Security Interests (NSI). Vital Interest (VI). Vital Interests (VI). Very Vital Interest (VVI). Very Vital Interests (VVI). Extremely Vital Interest (EVI). Extremely Vital Interests (EVI). Vital. Vitally. Very Vital (VV). Very Vitally (VV). Extremely Vital (EV). Extremely Vitally (EV). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
An often Truthful Saying is: “Your Reputation Precedes You.”

Here is a Quote: “A Lie doesn’t become Truth, Wrong doesn’t become Right, and Evil doesn’t become Good, just because it’s accepted by a Majority.”

Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

A Man asked a Woman, “Why are You Crying?” And The Woman replied, “Over Spilled Milk.” And The Man said, “You should Not Cry over that which is Inconsequential.” And The Woman replied, “No, I’m Literally Crying Over Spilled Milk. My Company’s Tanker Ship Spilled 89,000 Gallons of Milk off the Coast of Norway.”

An Often Truthful Saying, and Metaphor, is, “It is often Good Not to get Down in the Mud with Them.”

Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

A Police Officer pulled over a Motorist, and The Police Man said, “Driver’s License and Registration Please.” And The Woman gave the Officer Her Driver’s License and Registration. And The Police Officer said, “And where is the License for that Candy Bar?” And The Woman said, “What?!” And The Police Officer said, “Next thing You’ll be telling Me that You don’t need a License for that Soda, which is the Second Thing that I’ll be Citing You for if You don’t have that License. Ma’am, I Just Enforce the Laws.”

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

Using Computer Animation, a Gigantic Cotton Ball that took about 21 seconds to come out of the Medicine Jar came out. And The Man said to a Woman, “The Cotton Ball Took all the Room in the Medicine Jar, and then some. So much so that there wasn’t Room for the Medicine.” And then The Man dumped out the Medicine Jar, and a Note from the Jar fell on the Floor, and it stated, in all Capital Letters, “AND THEN SOME.”

A Joke that I Wrote: A Man rolled up His Car Window, and Ted the Dog asked, “Why did You Roll up the Car’s Window?” And The Man replied, “Because it’s Raining Ted.” And Ted the Dog said, “Oh, oh Ok. I understand Now.”

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

The Man said to another Man, “Were You talking about The Ranch or The Wrench? There is a Big Difference.”

The Man asked a Woman, “Would You like a Mouse for Your Computer?” And The Woman said, “Why would I want a Mouse for My Computer?” And The Man replied, “It is good for Pointing and Clicking.” And The Woman said, “But Mice Bite and Scratch in addition to Pointing, and I don’t know about  Clicking.” And The Man said, “No, I mean a Computer Mouse,” and The Man held up a Computer Mouse and a Mouse Pad. And The Woman said, “Why did they put a Mouse in that Clicking Device, and why does that Mouse need a Pad? Mouse, are You Ok in that Device?”
The Man said to a Woman, “Why did You spill the Beans?” And The Woman replied, “What? I haven’t told anyone anything.” And The Man pointed to some Spilled Beans, and He said, “No, You Literally spilled these Beans. What a Mess.”
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Some More of My Writings:

Z6. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Importantly. Very Importantly (VI). Extremely Importantly (EI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z7. Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI). Not Importantly (NI). Not Very Importantly (NVI). Not Extremely Importantly (NEI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z8. Override. Overrides. Overriding. Overridden. Overrode. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z9. An Overriding Concern. Overriding Concerns. An Overriding Issue. Overriding Issues. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z10. More Importantly. It is More Important. It is More Important that. It is Much More Important. It is Much More Important that. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z11. It is Very More Important. It is Very More Important that. It is Extremely More Important. It is Extremely More Important that. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z12. Applause. Applauses. Applaud. Applauds. Applauding. Applauded. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z13. Commend. Commends. Commending. Commended. Commendation. Commendations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z14. Kudo. Kudos. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z15. Praise. Praises. Praising. Praised. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z16. Well-Said. Well-Said (WS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Man said to a Woman, “I see that You have Good Genes.” And the Woman replied, “My Jeans are Torn, and they are Too Big for My Body.” And the Man replied, “No, what I mean is that I can see that Your Physical and Non-Physical Characteristics indicate that You have Good Genetics.” And The Woman replied, “Why didn’t You say so in the First Place?”

At Eight He Easily Ate Eight Eggs.

The Man said to a Woman, “They are selling Faster than Hot Cakes.” And The Woman replied, “I owned a Restaurant for several years, and the Hotcakes did Not sell Very Fast.” And The Man said, “I was speaking Metaphorically.” And The Woman replied, “I don’t speak Metaphorically. I only speak English and French.”

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Man threw a Frisbee, and then for about 20 seconds He ran away from the Frisbee that kept on coming back to Him no matter where He went. And another Man said to Him, “I guess that saying is True: What Comes around Goes Around.”

A Man told a Woman, “That will Not Happen on My Watch.” And The Woman replied, “What is Special about Your Watch? I got My Watch from My Grandpa, and it’s about 20 years old. In one year it will be able to drink legally, and in 15 years, at the age of 35, it will be able to be Elected as President of the United States of America, although there will have to be a Change to the US Constitution, as it was Foreign Born.” And The Man said, “I was Metaphorically Speaking about My Watch as President of Our Organization.” And The Woman said, “You are a Watch? I thought that You were a Member of Humanity. Aren’t You a Human?”

The Man said to a Woman, “I’m sending You on a Vacation to The Big Apple.” And The Woman replied, “Really? Thank You. I’ve always wanted to Visit New York City.” And The Man said, “Not New York City. This Big Apple.” And The Man unveiled a Gigantic Big Apple.

A Man asked a Woman, “Have You seen My Eyeglasses?” And The Woman replied, “You are wearing them right now.” And The Man said, “How can you know? You aren’t wearing Your Glasses to see if I’m wearing My Eye Glasses. Are You sure that I’m Not wearing Your Glasses?” And the Woman replied, “No, My Glasses are Right Here on this Desk.” And The Man replied, “How do You know? You aren’t wearing Your Glasses to see if Your Glasses are on Your Desk.”

The Man said to a Woman, “I’m going to go ahead and give You The Green Light.” And The Woman said, “Thank You. I’ll meet with Him right away.” And The Man said, “What do You mean? I was talking about this Green Light.” And then the Man wheeled out a Gigantic Green Light.

Mr. Baldwin, while Touching His own Bald Head, told some Ribald Jokes.

A Joke that I Wrote: A Man literally began to Sweat Bullets.

A Rhyme of Mine: After the Track Meet, some Men Met to eat Some Meats at the Meat Market Meetup.
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “It is often Legal for a Police Officer to Lie to You during an Interrogation, although it is Not Legal for You to Lie to a Police Officer.”

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Man repeatedly said, “Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.” And a Woman said, “Why are You saying that?” And The Man replied, “My Boss told Me to Crunch some Numbers, and, since I don’t know how to do that, I thought this was the Best Alternative.”

A Man began to Comically Try to pull Himself up by His Bootstraps in His Bedroom, and a Woman replied, “Why are You making a Huge Mess trying to Pull Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps? What a Disaster.” And The Man replied, “Don’t You want Me to be Self-Reliant?”

A Man came into a Company’s Headquarters, and He said, “I took 2 weeks off work, and I spent about $8,000 in Food, Lodging, and Fuel in order to drive across the Country to Return this Gadget.” And The Woman said, “How much did the Gadget cost You?” And The Man replied, “About Twenty Dollars.” And The Woman replied, “You could have Mailed it back to us, and the Shipping would have only been about Eight Dollars.” And The Man replied, “That would have been Uneconomical.”

In response to what People said at a Party, a Woman who wore Deer Antlers on Her Hat said, while throwing Red Flags, “That is a Red Flag Warning! Touchdown!”

A Rhyme of Mine: Before I Concur to Configure and Confer a Conifer Tree to You I must Confer with Mr. Connor in a Conference Call.
Family and Friends and I had a Great Time Tonight on the Portland Spirit Dinner Boat. Mom, Happy Birthday. — Brandon

And More of My Writings:

Z17. Content. Contents of (CO). The Content (TC). The Contents of (TCO).

Z18. The Bible. Bible.

Z19. The Literature. The Literatures. Literature. Literatures.

Z20. The Apocrypha (TA). Apocrypha. Questionable. Very Questionable (VQ). Extremely Questionable (EQ). Not Questionable (NQ). Not Very Questionable (NVQ). Not Extremely Questionable (NEQ). The Apocrypha were put in the 1611 King James Bible, and were part of the King James Bible for over 200 years.

And Some More of My Writings:

Z21. Spontaneous Order. Self-Control (SC). Self-Controls (SC). Self-Controlling (SC). Self-Controlled (SC). Self-Policed (SP). Self-Policing (SP). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z22. Central Planning. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z23. Plan. Plans. Planning. Planned. The Plan. The Plans. The Planning. The Planned. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z24. Order. Orders. Ordering. Ordered. The Order. The Orders. The Ordering. The Ordered. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z25. Organize. Organizes. Organizing. Organized. Organization. Organizations. The Organization. The Organizations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z26. Disorganize. Disorganizes. Disorganizing. Disorganized. Disorganization. Disorganizations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And More of My Writings:

Z27. Complimentary. Comp. Comped. For example, The Hotel Comped some Items Free of Charge. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Rhyme of Mine:

The Man said to another Man, “Please Watch, although do Not Wash, My Watch.”

Some of My Writings:

Z28. Tangible. Tangibles. Tangibility. Intangible. Intangibles. Intangibility. A Tangible Characteristic. A Tangible Quality. Tangible Characteristics. Some Tangible Characteristics. Tangible Quality. Some Tangible Qualities. An Intangible Characteristic. An Intangible Quality. Some Intangible Characteristics. Some Intangible Characteristics. An Intangible Quality. Some Intangible Qualities. Characteristic. Characteristics. A Characteristic. Some Characteristics. Quality. Qualities. A Quality. Some Qualities. Feature. Features. A Feature. Some Features. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Woman asked a Man, “Why did You give Me a Can of Corn?” And The Man replied, “In order to Prepare You for a Corny Joke.”

A Man was Drumming on a Drum, and a Woman asked, “Why are You making such Cacophonous Sounds with that Drum?” And The Man said, “You told Me to Drum up some Business. And that is what I am Literally Doing. Although by the Way the Drums sound, I may be Un-Drumming up some Business.”

A Man said to a Woman, “I am going to Work to make some Dough. And I mean that Literally, as I work at a Bread Factory.”

And More of My Writings:

Z29. What is known as “Black Propaganda” — which is False Information, especially during Wartime. False Information (FI). Propaganda.

Z30. Truthful Information (TI). True Information (TI).

A Joke that I Wrote:

Someone from Race B tried to get someone from Race C kicked out of Race C, and someone from Ethnicity D tried to get someone from Ethnicity E kicked out of Ethnicity E, all of which were Really Futile Endeavors, as Blood is Blood.

A Joke that I Wrote:

The Man turned off the Television with His Remote Control, and He said, “What an Eventful Day Today. Well, the News is Over.” And Ted the Dog said, “The News is over? What about Tomorrow’s News?” And The Man replied, “Of course the News is Not Really over, Ted. There will always be News. And there will always be News to Watch, to Listen to, and to Read.” And Ted the Dog said, “I can do the First Two Things, and I’m working on The Third.”
As I learned from a Professor in a College’s Biology Classroom, Viruses Spread Easily. And according to the World Health Organization (WHO) in the year 2015, an estimated Sixty Six Percent of People younger than age 50 have a Type of Herpes. The Following Link has more Information about this Subject: http://who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2015/herpes/en/

A Rhyme of Mine:

The Cajun brought The Cage In.

Some Jokes that I Wrote:

A Grocery Cashier said to a Man who was trying to buy Alcohol, “And I’ll need ID before I let You buy those Beers.” And The Man said, “I’m 81 years old.” And The Cashier replied, “I don’t need ID for You. I need ID for that Shirt that You’re Wearing. It doesn’t look a day over 12 years old.”

A Man asked a guy, “Why are You wearing a Security Guard’s Uniform?” And the guy replied, “I’m a Security Guard, and I work for Myself, guarding My own Tongue. As the saying states, ‘Guard Your Tongue, as You would Guard Your Life.’”

A Man said, “Where is the Legislative Body?” And a Woman replied, “The Legislature is that Building there.” And The Man said, “I’m an Undertaker, and I was wondering how that Body is doing, and if it needs to buy a Burial Plot.” And The Woman replied, “There is Not Literally a Body for the Legislature. That is a Figure of Speech.” And The Undertaker replied, “Ok. Are You sure about that? Where did You get that Information from?”

A Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Person, “Were you born Yesterday?” And The Person replied, “As a Matter of Fact, I was born 21 hours ago. Figure that one out. Have You figured it out yet? I’m a Guppy Fish-Human Hybrid, and I hatched out of an egg a few hours ago.”

Another Joke that I Wrote: A Man said aloud, “You have been Notified, Mother Nature, that the State Legislature has Wrote a Law that You, Mother Nature, are Not to have Summer Temperatures above 91 degrees Fahrenheit. Mother Nature, are You going to Comply with this Law?”

A Man opened the door to His House, and Dogs were everywhere, and He said, “This place has gone to the Dogs, and I mean that Literally.”

A Rhyme of Mine:

The Professor gave a Lecture about the Effects of Ether.

Here is a Quote: “We live on a Blue Planet that Circles around a Ball of Fire Next to a Moon that Moves The Sea, and You don’t Believe in Miracles?”
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In one of My Writings of Fiction, set in The Future, when a Man, whose name is Mr. Ryan Wizard, Travels, He creates Habitable Lands: for example, when He Travels from Oregon to New York, the area from Oregon to New York is made Habitable for a long amount of time.
An often Truthful saying is: “The Truth can be Stranger than Fiction.”

The Story of The Trojan Horse, and the Important Lessons to be Learned from The Story of The Trojan Horse.

And More of My Writings:

Z31. Spy. Spies. Spying. Spied. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z32. Espionage. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z33. Saboteur. Saboteurs. Sabotage. Sabotages. Sabotaging. Sabotaged. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z34. A Member. Members. A Real Member. Real Members. A Fake Member. Fake Members. A Member of an Organization. Members of an Organization. A Real Member of an Organization. Real Members of an Organization. A Fake Member of an Organization. Fake Members of Organizations. Impostor. Impostors. Not an Impostor (NAI). Not Impostors (NI). Bad Intent (BI). Bad Intents (BI). Malintent. Malintents. Malicious Intent (MI). Malicious Intents (MI). Good Intent (GI). Good Intents (GI). Neutral Intent (NI). Neutral Intents (NI). Mens Rea (MR) — someone’s Mindset. Mindset. Mindsets. Mindful. Mindfulness. Action. Actions. Inaction. Inactions. Holding Pattern. Holding Patterns. Combatant. Combatants. Hostile. Hostiles. Non-Combatant (NC). Non-Combatants (NC). Non-Hostile (NH). Non-Hostiles (NH). Traitor. Traitors. Non-Traitor (NT). Non-Traitors (NT). Loyal. Loyals. Loyalist. Loyalists. Loyally. Loyalty. Loyalties. Disloyal. Disloyally. Disloyalty. Disloyalties. Sham. Shams. Not a Sham (NAS). Not Shams (NS). Trick. Tricks. Tricking. Tricked. Trickery. A Takeover. Takeovers. An Attempted Takeover (AAT). Attempted Takeovers (AT). Attempted Trickery (AT). An Attempt to. Attempts to. Natural. Naturally. Natural Law (NL). Natural Laws (NL). Unnatural. Unnaturally. Unnatural Law (UL). Unnatural Laws (UL). God’s Law. God’s Laws. Good Law. Good Laws. Bad Law. Bad Laws. Neutral Law. Neutral Laws. Good. Goodness. Bad. Badness. Neutral. Neutrals. Neutrally. Neutrality.  About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z35. Epidemic. Epidemics. A Real Epidemic. Real Epidemics. An Epidemic (AE). Some Epidemics (SA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z36. Conceal. Conceals. Concealing. Concealed. Concealment. Concealments. Concealer. Concealers. Cover. Covers. Covering. Covered. Cover-Up. Cover-Ups. Cover-Upped. Conspiracy — The Definition — “a plan by two or more people to do something illegal and/or harmful.” Conspiracies — The Definition — “Plans by two or more people to do something illegal and/or harmful.” As the outcomes of Court Cases indicate, Conspiracies have happened often.

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A Metaphorical Big Person. Here is a Quote: “Don’t Forget that God is a Big God.”
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And More of My Writings:

Z37. Official. Officially. The Official (TO). Officially the (OT).

Z38. Unofficial. Unofficially. The Unofficial (TU). Unofficially the (UT).

Z39. Real. Really. Realness. Reality. Realities. The.

Z40. Unreal. Unreally. Unrealness. Unreality. Unrealities. The.

Z41. Story. Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.

Z42. True Story. True Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.

Z43. Untrue Story. Untrue Stories. The. Some. An. Sort of (SO). Partly.

Z44. False Story. False Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.

Z45. An often Truthful saying is, “That Person got a Taste of that Person’s own Medicine.” And another often Truthful saying is, “What comes around goes around.” And another often Truthful saying is, “It is Time to Pay the Piper.”

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A Joke that I Wrote:

The Game of Ping Pong was played with Hamburgers, and the Paddles for The Game were Bottles of Ketchup and Mustard.
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And More of My Writings:

Z46. Belief. Beliefs. Believe. Believes. Believing. Believed. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z47. Disbelief. Disbeliefs. Disbelieve. Disbelieves. Disbelieving. Disbelieved. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z48. Think. Thinks. Thinking. Thought. Thoughts. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z49. Know. Knows. Knowing. Knew. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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The Story of The Trojan Horse imparts Important Lessons. There is a Good Chance that there are Terrorists Hiding among the Refugees. What do You think about that Very Real Possibility? — Brandon
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INTJ: The Scientist. INTJ: The Scientists.
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Science. Sciences.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:

The Man said to a Woman, “Why are You staring at the Moon?” And The Woman replied, “My Grandpa told Me to only eat a Candy Bar once in a Blue Moon, and I’m waiting to see when the Moon turns Blue.”

The Man said to a Salmon who was in an Aquarium, “Salmon, You must think that You are Special, because Many People often refer to You as a Salmon instead of as a Fish.”

The Librarian said to The Man, “Please use Your Quiet Voice while You are in the Library.” And The Man replied, “But I only brought My Loud Voice in My Toolbox. I accidently left My Quiet Voice at Home.”
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A Paraphrased Quote: “Something that is Legal is Not necessarily Moral. Legality does Not always mean Morality. Slavery was Legal. Internment Camps were Legal. Segregation was Legal.” And there are Many Different Legal Systems, and there are Many different Laws, around The World. There are also God’s Laws. And there are also Natural Laws. For example, an Apple can fall to the ground regardless of whether or Not someone believes in the Natural Law of Gravity.
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And More of My Writings:

Z50. Competent. Competence. Competently. Competency. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z51. Incompetent. Incompetence. Incompetently. Incompetency. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z52. All of the Above. Some of the Above. Many of the Above. One of the Above. None of the Above. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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The Movies called, Wrong Turn, are Interesting to Watch.
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And More of My Writings:

Z53. Facet. Facets. A Facet (AF). Some Facets (SF). Multifaceted. Multifaceted and Complex (MAC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z54. Pseudonym. Pseudonyms. Alias. Aliases. Pen Name (PN). Pen Names (PN).

On Sunday, December 6, 2015, on the Television Show 60 Minutes, a Former Spy for an Organization said that They were afraid of AIDS, Ronald Reagan, and Certain People, and that They thought President Ronald Reagan would push The Nuclear Button, also known as The Button.
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Here are some Lyrics to a Song, See You Again, by Wiz Khalifa: “That Bond will Never be Broken; that Love will Never get Lost.”
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In one of My Writings of Fiction:

A Mother Bear said to Her Children, “Let’s go Swimming.” And one of Her Cubs replied with a Growl. And Mother Bear said, “What did You say? I forgot how to Speak the Bear Language. Let Me get a Dictionary.”
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And More of My Writings:

Z55. Private Discussion. Private Discussions. Public Discussion. Public Discussions. In Private. Private. Privately. In Public. Public. Publicly. Discrete. Discretely. Discretion. Good Discretion. Good Judgment. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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The Movie called, Pulse, is Interesting to Watch. And there are many Good Movies, Television Shows, and Music Videos to Watch and Listen to.
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In one of My Writings, a Man asked a Child, “If Father God did Not create The Earth, who did?” And The Child replied, “The Big Bang did.” And The Man then asked, “And who created the Material for The Big Bang?” And then there was Silence. For even if The Big Bang Theory is Correct, someone would have had to create the Material for The Big Bang.
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And More of My Writings:

Z56. Cover. Covers. Covering. Covered.  Camouflage. Camouflages. Camouflaging. Camouflaged. Diversion. Diversions. Distract. Distracts. Distraction. Distractions. Distracting. Distracted. Decoy. Decoys. Prop. Props. Propping. Propped. Prop Up. Props Up. Propping Up. Propped Up. The Existence of such a Word signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The Existence of such Words signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of. The Existence of such a Phrase signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The Existence of such Phrases signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of. The Existence of such a Thing Signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The Existence of such Things signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of. The Existence of This signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The Existence of These signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of. Signify. Signifies. Signification. Significations. Signified. Indicate. Indicates. Indication. Indications. Indicated. Cover Story. Cover Stories. Mask. Masks. Masking. Masked. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z57. Makeup. Makeups. Surgery. Surgeries. Cosmetic. Cosmetics. Cosmetically. Prosthetic. Prosthetics. Genetic Engineering. Genetically Engineered. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z58. The Movie called, The Recruit, is Interesting to Watch. And I watched it on an Airplane to Georgetown University.

Z59. Alumni. Alumnus. Alum. Alums. Alma Mater. Alma Maters. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z60. Scholar. Scholars. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z61. Knowledge. Knowledges. Knowledgeable. Knowledge Database. Knowledge Databases. Database. Databases. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z62. One Hand Metaphorically Tied behind a Person’s Back. One Hand Metaphorically Not Tied behind a Person’s Back. . One Hand Tied behind a Person’s Back. One Hand Not Tied behind a Person’s Back. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z63. Play for Keeps. Plays for Keeps. Playing for Keeps. Not Playing for Keeps. Played for Keeps. Serious. Seriously. Not Serious (NS). Not Seriously (NS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z64. Negotiate. Negotiates. Negotiating. Negotiated. Negotiation. Negotiations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z65. Barter. Barters. Bartering. Bartered. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z66. Haggle. Haggles. Haggling. Haggled. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Clerk at a Store, “Here are some Peanuts for that Coat.” And The Clerk replied, “Unlike some Places of Business, We do Not Negotiate or Barter for Our Merchandise Here.” And The Customer replied, “But My Friend said that I could buy this Coat here for Peanuts.” And The Clerk said, “He or She was probably speaking Metaphorically.” And The Customer replied, “Why would My Friend speak in that Language? It sounds like a Hard Language to Learn how to Speak.”

In one of My Writings, The Man said, “But Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, and Many other Individuals did Not Graduate from College.” And another Man said, “So What? Who cares? Many Individuals did Not Graduate from College. And Many Individuals will Not Graduate from College. A Genius is a Genius regardless of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. And a Brilliant Person is Brilliant regardless of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. And a Smart Person is a Smart Person regardless of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. And an Intelligent Person is an Intelligent Person regardless of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. A Genius is a Genius. A Brilliant Person is a Brilliant Person. A Smart Person is a Smart Person. An Intelligent Person is an Intelligent Person.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And some More of My Writings:

Z67. I recognize that. We recognize that. They recognize that. He recognizes that. She recognizes that. A Person recognizes that. Some People recognize that. Many People recognize that. I do Not recognize that. We do Not recognize that. They do Not recognize that. He does Not recognize that. She does Not recognize that. A Person does Not recognize that. Some People do Not recognize that. Many People do Not recognize that. Present Tense(s). Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z68. I believe that. We believe that. They believe that. He believes that. She believes that. A Person believes that. Some People believe that. Many People believe that. I do Not believe that. We do Not believe that. They do Not believe that. He does Not believe that. She does Not believe that. A Person does Not believe that. Some People do Not believe that. Many People do Not believe that. Present Tense(s). Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z69. I know that. We know that. They know that. He knows that. She knows that. A Person knows that. Some People know that. Many People know that. I do Not know that. We do Not know that. They do Not know that. He does Not know that. She does Not know that. A Person does Not know that. Some People do Not know that. Many People do Not know that. Present Tense(s). Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

It is Important to have Carbon Monoxide Alarms. — Your Friend, Brandon
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In one of My Writings of Fiction, a Duck said, “Quack. Quack. Quack! Quack!” And a Man said, “Duck, why are You saying Quack?” And The Duck replied, “To Warn You that there are Quacks, Frauds, Fraudulent People, Charlatans, and Trickery Around Here.”

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The Story about The Boy who Cried Wolf.
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Here is a Quote from US President, Thomas Jefferson: “I never consider a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.”
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May You have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year. — Brandon
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A Joke that I Wrote:

A Man said to a Woman, “I got this Cease and Desist Letter from a Government Agency telling Me to stop Shaving My Beard, as it contains Old Growth Hairs that may be the Habitats for Endangered Species, although I am allowed to shave My Armpits and My Arms.”

Another Joke that I Wrote: A Man called a Medical Center, and He said, “My Grandfather passed away, and He was scheduled for an X-Ray and also an MRI, and in His Will it stated that I get 1/3 of His Estate, so I would like to come in for One Third of an X-Ray, and for One Third of an MRI.” And The Receptionist said, “Sir, I am sorry to hear of Your Grandfather’s passing, although that X-Ray and that MRI was scheduled for Your Grandfather, and Not for You.” And The Man replied, “Aren’t You a Law-Abiding Citizen? You should obey all of The Laws of each Jurisdiction that You go to.”
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And More of My Writings:

Z70. Symbiotic — Mutually Beneficial. Symbiotic Relationship(s) (SR). Mutually Beneficial Relationship(s) (MBR). Symbiosis. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Joke that I Wrote:

A Man asked a Woman, “What were the First Words that I spoke?” And The Woman replied, “Have You heard the saying about ‘Out of the Mouths of Babes’? Anyway, Your First Words were ‘Pup Shield,’ and I’m still wondering what that Phrase means.”
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While I have Never seen or heard a UFO, many Individuals have said that they have seen or heard a UFO. And while I have Never seen or heard an Alien, many Individuals have said that they have seen or heard an Alien. And while I have Never seen or heard an Angel, many Individuals have said that they have seen or heard an Angel. And while I have Never seen or heard a Ghost, many Individuals have said that they have seen or heard a Ghost. Additionally, I have Not seen or heard many things, such as a Leprechaun, Unicorn, Dragon, and Ogre. And there are many Good Books, and other Literature, to read, in moderation. And there are many Good Movies, Television Shows, and Music Videos to watch, in moderation. And there is much Good Music to listen to, in moderation. — Brandon

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And More of My Writings: Z71. That’s Enough (TE). That is Enough (TIE). That’s Sufficient (TS). That is Sufficient (TIS). Enough. Sufficient. That’s Enough. That is Enough. That’s Sufficient. That is Sufficient. Enough. Sufficient. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Abundance instead of Perceived Scarcity:

Many Economies operate largely on the Principle of Scarcity, where, in Reality, No such Scarcity Really Exists of Significance for Many Sectors. Remember, Money is often basically just Paper made from Trees. And a Spacecraft is often basically just Metals and Electronics. And a House is often basically just Wood and Electronics. And Clothing is often basically just Wool from Sheep. And when We Move away from the Concept of Scarcity where No such Scarcity Really Exists for Many Things, We will, among other Good Things, be able to Colonize Planets. — Brandon Katrena

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In one of My Writings, The Man said to another Person, “That is Not How the World Really Works. And this is How the World Really Works. That is Just Reality. And This is Just Reality. This is Just How it is. And that is Just How the Ball Bounces. Reality. Realities.”
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Remember, Throughout History We have seen that Many Dictators like to Disarm their Own Populations before They Commit Genocides. And some of the places with the Strictest Gun Controls have seen some of the Worse Mass Shootings. And it makes No sense to Disarm Law-Abiding Citizens from Defending Themselves and Their Families. And Here is a Quote from Thomas Sowell, about Gun Control: “How often have supposedly mentally unbalanced shooters opened fire at a meeting of the National Rifle Association? They are apparently not that mentally unbalanced. They pick places where people are not likely to shoot back.”

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Here is a Paraphrased Bible Verse, Proverbs 11:27: “Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the one that finds the gold.” No one except God is Perfect. Everyone except God makes Mistakes.

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One of My Jokes that I Wrote:
Twelve Kangaroos were Jumping around in a Courtroom, and a Man said, “Talk about this being a Literal Kangaroo Court.”-
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From The Bible, Proverbs 24:16: “The godly may trip seven times, but they will get up again.” And here are some lyrics to the Song called, Collide by Howie Day: “Even the best fall down sometimes.”
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It is Frequently a Good Sign when someone’s Book, Movie, or Literature is Banned, as it Often means that it contains a Truth that someone is trying to hide and/or cannot handle. I believe in The Freedom of Speech. And I also believe in The Freedom of Religion. And I believe in Freedom.
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The Helper Words:

Some Words Help make things better understood: for example, if someone says quickly, “Your letter has Not arrived,” someone may Not hear the Not in the sentence, and thereby think that His or Her Letter arrived. However, if someone says, “Your letter has Not arrived Yet,” the Yet is another Verbal Clue that the letter has Yet to arrive. — Brandon Katrena
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A Joke that I Wrote:

Brandon said to Luke, “That Product will Cost a Pretty Penny.” And Luke replied, “That is OK, as I know of a Penny that Won a Beauty Contest.”
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President Ronald Reagan: “We are Americans.”
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We are also Christians.
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History. Real History (RH).
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Here is a Quote from Someone: “You Weren’t Born to Just Pay Bills and Die.”
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Here is a Quote from Someone: “Your Value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see Your Worth.”
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Quiz Show is a True Movie about how several of the Question and Answer Games on Television were Exposed for Being Rigged.

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Here is a Quote from President John F. Kennedy: “The Rights of Man come Not from The Generosity of The State, but from The Hand of God.”
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Here is a Paraphrased Quote: “They say true Friends [can] go long periods of  time without speaking, and Never Question The Friendship.”
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Here is a Quote from Pastor David Alexander: “The Blessed Life is Found by Focusing on The Narrow Road.”
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And More of My Writings: Z72. Representative. Non-Representative. Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Joke that I Wrote: The Hostess at a Restaurant said, “Mr. Slippery and Mr. Slime, Your Table is Ready.”
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This is a Quote from Isoroku Yamamoto: “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” Our Second Amendment is a Great Deterrent to a Foreign Invasion.

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We have had several Roommates, and We have also had several Foreign Exchange Students stay at Our House, with Many of Them calling My Mother, “Mom,” and with Many of Them calling Me, “Brother.”
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There are Many Good Music Videos to Watch and Listen to, in Moderation, including the Music Video called, “For What It’s Worth,” by The Band called, “Buffalo Springfield.”

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And More of My Writings:

The Man said, “We Help Each other.” And The Woman also said, “We Help Each other.” We Help Each other (WHEO). We Help Each other.
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

The Man said, “I trust that Person as far as I can throw a Grand Piano.” And a Woman replied, “Here, throw this as far as You can.” And The Man threw that Object as Far as He could. And The Woman replied, “That Object that You just Threw was a Miniature Replica of a Grand Piano, so I guess that You Trust that Person a Lot.”
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Many People used to Believe that The Earth was Flat. And Many People used to Believe that The Earth was in the Center of The Universe, and that The Sun circled The Earth.
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While I have Never seen or heard a Sasquatch (aka a Bigfoot), Many Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard a Sasquatch (aka a Bigfoot). And while I have Never seen or heard The Loch Ness Monster, Many Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard The Loch Ness Monster. And while I have Never seen or heard Many Certain Things, Many Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard Certain Things.
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And More of My Writings:

Z73. Eyewitness. Eyewitnesses. Witness. Witnesses. Testimony. Testimonies. Testimonial. Testimonials. Writing. Writings. Literature. Literatures. Media. Medias. Journalist. Journalists. Reporter. Reporters. Staff Writer. Staff Writers. Writer. Writers. Blogger. Bloggers. Blog. Blogs. Website. Websites. Newspaper. Newspapers. Magazine. Magazines. Book. Books. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

Z74. Organization. Organizations. My Organization (MO). My Organizations (MO). Government. Governments. My Government (MG). My Governments (MG). Local. State. Federal. Local Government (LG). State Government (SG). Federal Government (FG).

Z75. Like an Ostrich that Sticks its Head into the Ground (LAOTSIHITG). Not like an Ostrich that Sticks its Head into the Ground (NLAOTSIHITG). Aware. Very Aware (VA). Extremely Aware (EA). Not Aware (NA). Not Very Aware (NVA). Not Extremely Aware (NEA). Knowledgeable. Very Knowledgeable (VK). Extremely Knowledgeable (EK). Not Knowledgeable (NK). Not Very Knowledgeable (NVK). Not Extremely Knowledgeable (NEK). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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In one of My Writings, The Man said to a Woman, “Do Not allow that to Happen. Remember what Happened to Andre?”
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An Often Truthful Saying is: “A Word to the Wise is Sufficient.”

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Masonic. Masonry. Mason. Masons. Masonic Temple. Masonic Temples. Masonic Temple (MT). Masonic Temples (MT). —-Odd Fellow. Odd Fellows. Odd Fellow (OF). Odd Fellows (OF). Odd Fellowship. Odd Fellowship (OF). Odd Fellow Temple. Odd Fellow Temples. Odd Fellow Temple (OFT). Odd Fellow Temples (OFT). —-Temple. Temples. —-Christianity. Christian. Christians. Christian Member. Christian Members. Christian Member (CM). Christian Members (CM). Church. Churches. —-Organization. Organizations. Organization Member. Organization Members. Organization Member (OM). Organization Members (OM). Member. Members. Membership. Memberships. —-

In one of My Writings, The Man said to a Woman, “You will Often Know about that by Looking at a Person. Are Your God-Given Instincts Working Correctly?” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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http://www.infowars.com/33-conspiracy-theories-that-turned-out-to-be-true-what-every-person-should-know/
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https://www.youtube.com/user/ConspiracyStuff
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Woman, “I accidently Unfriended Myself on a Social Network. Now I am Not My Own Friend there. Do You think that I should accept My Own Friend’s Request and be My Own Friend again there?”
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It is a Fact that Coal can be used to make Fuel. For example, during World War 2, Nazi Germany used Coal to make Synthetic Fuel. It is also a Fact that Coal can also be used to make Oil. The Internet has more information about the use of Synthetic Fuels, such as Coal, as does the following Link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_fuel
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And More of My Writings: Z76. What My Observation is. What My Observations are. What I know. What I knew. What I think. What I thought. What I Saw. What I have Seen. What I have Heard. My Opinion about that. My Opinion about those. I Believe that. I Believed that. My Belief is. My Beliefs are. My Belief was. My Beliefs were. What My Assessment is. What My Assessments are. What My Conclusion is. What My Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z77. What Your Observation is. What Your Observations are. What You know. What You knew. What You think. What You thought. What You Saw. What You have Seen. What You have Heard. Your Opinion about that. Your Opinion about those. You Believe that. You Believed that. Your Belief is. Your Beliefs are. Your Belief was. Your Beliefs were. What Your Assessment is. What Your Assessments are. What Your Conclusion is. What Your Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z78. What That Person’s Observation is. What That Person’s Observations are. What That Person knows. What That Person knew. What That Person thinks. What That Person thought. What That Person Saw. What That Person has Seen. What That Person has Heard. That Person’s Opinion about that. That Person’s Opinion about those. That Person Believes that. That Person Believed that. That Person’s Belief is. That Person’s Beliefs are. That Person’s Belief was. That Person’s Beliefs were. What That Person’s Assessment is. What That Person’s Assessments are. What That Person’s Conclusion is. What That Person’s Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z79. What Our Observation is. What Our Observations are. What We know. What We knew. What We think. What We thought. What We Saw. What We have Seen. What We have Heard. Our Opinion about that. Our Opinion about those. We Believe that. We Believed that. Our Belief is. Our Beliefs are. Our Belief was. Our Beliefs were. What Our Assessment is. What Our Assessments are. What Our Conclusion is. What Our Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z80. What Their Observation is. What Their Observations are. What They know. What They knew. What They think. What They thought. What They Saw. What They have Seen. What They have Heard. Their Opinion about that. Their Opinion about those. They Believe that. They Believed that. Their Belief is. Their Beliefs are. Their Belief was. Their Beliefs were. What Their Assessment is. What Their Assessments are. What Their Conclusion is. What Their Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “One of My Professors taught Me, and this has also been said by other People, that Money is often created out of thin air by an individual typing Numbers on a Computer. What do You think about This? Does this Make Sense? Do You think that Money can be created by someone typing Numbers on a Computer? Let Us get The Conversations Started.”
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In one of My Writings of Fiction, A Man said to a Woman: “This Elephant says that He is a Bird.” And The Woman replied, “What?! That Elephant is definitely Not a Bird. God has given Me Good Instincts, and I know that that Elephant is an Elephant, and that He is Not a Bird. Does He even Really think that He is a Bird? What Type of Bird does He say that He is?” And The Man replied, “He says that there is only one Type of Bird, and that Blue Jays, Robins, Finches, Canaries, Crows, Eagles, et cetera do Not exist. He also just says that He is a Bird. And He also says that He is an Impostor and a Saboteur, and that He wants to give Birds a Bad Reputation by Pretending that He is a Bird, and then Metaphorically Fall Down on Purpose. He also says that there are More Elephants doing what He is doing.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said to Someone, “You are Alive. And You are Breathing. You have The Gift of Life. And that is a Very Good Gift to have.”
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And More of My Writings: Z81. The Reality is. The Realities are. The Reality about that is. The Reality about those are. The Realities about those are. The Realities about that is. In Reality. In Reality (IR). Reality. Realities. Real. Really. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Person 21 is 17, and He is A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and H. Person 21 is Person 21.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Person 20 is A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and H. Person 20 is Person 20.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Many Things are Erased from Someone’s Credit Report after about 7 years. And Seven Years is often a Long Time. And by the Time that Someone Graduates from High School, He or She will have often been in School for about 14 years.”
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In one of My Writings of Fiction, set in the Future, only about 9,000 Individuals are able to Read, with Severe Dyslexia being Very Widespread. And Those who are Literate are The Real Members of The Global Elite.

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And More of My Writings: Z82. The Kid. The Kids. The Kid (TK). The Kids (TK). A Kid. Some Kids. A Kid (AK). Some Kids (SK). Kid. Kids. The Youth. The Youths. The Youth (TY). The Youths (TY). A Youth. Some Youths. A Youth (AY). Some Youths (SY). Youth. Youths. A Youthful Indiscretion (AYI). Some Youthful Indiscretions (SYI). Youthful Indiscretion (YI). Youthful Indiscretions (YI). An Indiscretion (AI). Some Indiscretions (SI). Indiscretion. Indiscretions. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Happy Friends Day. — Brandon
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In one of My Writings, The Man went up to 9 People at a Party, and He said, “1977 and 1999.”
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This was a Great Super Bowl 50 to Watch. — Brandon
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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called, “Angels & Demons,” with a Demon being, I Believe, both an Angel and a Demon, and, at The Very Least, a Demon was an Angel before He or She became a Demon.
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In one of My Writings, which is a Comedy, Two Individuals, one is a Computer Lab Worker, and the other is a Doctor, within a short amount of Time, The Doctor says to The Youngster that, “I have Heard a lot about You,” and The Computer Lab Worker says to the The Kid that, “I have Heard about You,” and The Doctor also salutes The Young Man, and The Doctor calls The Young Man, “General.”

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In one of My Writings, which is a Comedy, a Man just knows one Word, “Shayla,” which He repeatedly says when He is Questioned. And a Woman asks Him, “Is Shayla the only word that You know?” And The Man replies, “Melissa.”
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Here is a Quote from The Movie, The Godfather: Sal: “Can You get me off the Hook, Tom? For old times’ sake?” Tom: [Shakes His Head, indicating No] “Can’t do it, Sally.” Sal is then led to a Car.
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person has a Lot of Street Cred. And The Court of Public Opinion is an Important Court filled with Important People.” Street Cred (SC). The Court of Public Opinion (TCOPO). Court of Public Opinion (COPO). An Important Person (AIP). The Important Person (TIP). Important Person (IP). Some Important People (SIP). The Important People (TIP). Important People (IP). A Person (AP). The Person (TP). Person. Some People (SP). The People (TP). People. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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In one of My Writings, The Referee told an arguing Football Player, “Son, that Football did Not go through the Goal Posts. And other Referees have Reached that Conclusion too. Close, but No Cigar.”
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A. Some Information about The Problems with Carbon-14 Dating.
B. A Paraphrased Quote: “Hammer Found in Rock Dated to 400 Million Years. [The] ‘Evolution’ Theory is Invalid.”
C.  The Secrets that Leonardo da Vinci revealed Secretly, including the Secrets in His “Last Supper” Painting. And The Movie called, The Da Vinci Code, talks about some of these Secrets too.D. Multicolored. Multifaceted.
Part of The Bible’s Lord’s Prayer: “Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom Come, They Will be Done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.”The Jason Bourne Movie Trailer.G.  President Ronald Reagan, who is a Great Man, and a Great President, and within a few minutes of Him becoming President of The United States, The American Hostages in Iran were Released. Here is a Quote from President Ronald Reagan: “We cannot diminish the value of one category of human life – the unborn – without diminishing the value of all human life.”H.  Whitney Houston did a Great Job singing The Star Spangled Banner at the 1991 Super Bowl.President Ronald Reagan gave a Great Memorial Day Speech.An Article entitled: “Scientists ask if a New Race of Super Earthlings are Being Born.”K.  An Article entitled: “Conspiracy theorists claim ancient Greek statue is holding a laptop,” and it sure looks like a laptop computer to Me, and it looks like a laptop computer to Many Reasonable People, although it is possible that it could be something other than a laptop computer.

Creationism — That God Created The Heavens and The Earth — including Organizations dedicated to Creationism, is alive and well.

A Paraphrased Question: “How Many Here Believe that God is Real?”

N.  Here is a Quote: “God is like oxygen. You can’t see Him, but you can’t live without Him!”

O.  A CNN News Article entitled: “Take a peek into the CIA’s ‘X-Files,’” which was similarly reported by other News Outlets, including Fox News, whose article is entitled “Real-life ‘X-Files’? CIA posts trove of UFO documents”.

The Movie Trailer for the 2014 Movie, “Unbroken.”

Q.  A Bible Verse, James 1:17: “Whatever is Good and Perfect is a Gift coming down to us from God Our Father.”

R.  Here is a Quote: “It is Well with My Soul.”

Here is another Quote: “Prayer should be the Most Important Conversation You have Every Day.”

A Bible Verse, Colossians 3:13: “Bear with each other and forgive one another. If any of you has a grievance against someone, forgive as The Lord forgave You.”

U.  Here is a Quote: “Cinnamon and Sugar Toast! Who Remembers?”

V.  And Here is a Quote from Petrus Herbert in 1566: “Now it is evening time to rest from labor; Father, according to thy will and pleasure, through the night-season have thy whole creation safe in thy keeping.”

And Here is another Quote: “My God still speaks. My God still heals. My God still comforts. My God still provides. My God still creates. My God still restores. My God still redeems. My God still manifests. My God is I Am. Not ‘I Was’.

X.  Here is a Bible Verse, from Malachi 3:10: “I will pour out a blessing.”

Y.  An Article entitled: “MCCL March for Life brings pro-lifers to Capitol; huge crowd calls for dismemberment abortion ban.” www.nationalrighttolifenews.org

Z. Here is a Quote: “God’s Help is only a Prayer Away.
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A1. Here is a Quote: “The Same Boiling Water that Softens the Potato Hardens The Egg. It’s about What You’re Made of, Not the Circumstances.”

B2. A Bible Verse, Luke 1:37: “For Nothing will be Impossible with God.”
C2. A Website entitled, “33 Conspiracy Theories that Turned out to be True, What Every Person should Know,” and You can always perform an Internet search for “Conspiracy Theories that Were True.” A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to act illegally and/or immorally, and many People have been Found Guilty of Conspiracies in Courts of Law.
D2. A News Article entitled: “Ambassador Stevens was Raped before His Murder, Reports Claim.”
E2. Here is a Quote, “During Pregnancy, if a Mother suffers organ damage, the Baby in the Womb sends stem cells to repair the damaged organ.”
F2. A Song sung by Dolly Parton entitled: “What a Friend We have in Jesus.”
G2. Here is a Quote: “Live Simply, care Deeply, love Generously, Forgive Freely, and Pray Daily. And after You’ve done all this, place Your Lives in the Hand of a Gracious and Merciful God.”
H2. A Bible Verse, Deuteronomy 31:6: “Don’t mistake God’s patience for His absence. His Timing is Perfect, and His Presence is constant. He’s Always with You!”
I2. Here is a Paraphrased Quote from Someone: “Lord, I’m Coming Before You Asking  that You Touch Anyone who needs a Special Touch from You Today. In Jesus Name, Amen.”
J2. A News Article entitled, “Director of Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center Explains what Makes Cancer so Hard to Cure.”
K2. Here is a Quote from President Ronald Reagan: “I’ve Noticed that everyone who is for Abortion is Already Born.”
L2. Here is an article from www.NationalRighttoLifeNews.org : “The Pro-Life Movement: The Antidote to The Present Darkness.”
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M3. There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Pelican Brief and the Movie called Erin Brockovich.
N3. UFO Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing UFOs.
O3. Alien Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Aliens.
P3. Angel Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Angels.
Q3. Ghost Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Ghosts.
R3. Other Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Other Sightings.
S3. Big Foot (aka Sasquatch) Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Big Foot (aka Sasquatch).
T3. Loch Ness Monster Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing The Loch Ness Monster.
U3. That Which is Paranormal – Many Individuals have Reported Paranormal Activities.
V3. That Which is Supernatural – Many Individuals have Reported Supernatural Activities.
W3. I encourage You to Read and/or Listen to The Bible, and I also encourage You to Read and/or Listen to other Holy Scriptures and other Religious Writings. It is also Good to Read History Books and/or Watch Shows about History.
X3. Miracles – Many Individuals have said That They Know about Miracles Happening.
Y3. The 1950s Quiz Show Scandals — where The Games were Rigged, and Contestants were Given the Answers in Advance. Quiz Show Scandals. Rigged. Scandal. Scandals.
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Z4. A Bible Verse, 1 John 4:9: “This is how God’s love was revealed among us: God sent His Son into the World so that We might live through him.”
A5. Here is a Quote from Someone: “IF GOD could close the mouth of the lions for Daniel, part the red seas for Moses, make the sun stand still for Joshua, open the prison for Peter, put a baby in the arms of Sarah, and raise Lazarus from the dead THEN He can certainly take care of you! NOTHING you are facing today is too hard for Him to handle!”
A6. The Galaxy is Big, and it is filled with Many Planets. And there are, of course, Many other Galaxies filled with Many Planets. There is a News Article entitled: “Astronomers find hundreds of galaxies hiding just outside of our own.”
A7. There are Many Good Television Shows to Watch, including The Television Show called, “Sid Roth’s It’s Supernatural.”
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A8. There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called “Bridge of Spies,” which is about The Cold War. The Cold War (TCW).
A9. The Youtube Channel called, “Stuff They Don’t Want You to Know,” is Interesting to View.
A10.  There are Many Good Books to Read, and there are also Many Good Literatures to Read, and there is also the Good Book entitled, “The Power of Prophetic Prayer.”
A11. I encourage You to put the word, “Miracles,” in an Internet Search Engine, and there is also a Youtube Channel called, “Incredible Miracles that Science Cannot Explain.”
A12. A News Article, entitled, “Climate Change Shock from NASA: Burning fossil fuels COOLS the planet.”
A13. Here is a News Article from CNN: “Ice age delayed by humans…by 100,000 years.” And from National Geographic, “Next Ice Age Delayed by Global Warming, Study Says.” Thank You Global Warming.
A14. Noah’s Ark was Found in Turkey. www.ilovebeingchristian.com

A15. There is also Scientific Proof God Parted The Red Sea, with objects of Proof found under that Sea. www.ilovebeingchristian.com
A16. www.ilovebeingchristian.com, “Brave Goat Becomes Friends with a Tiger who was Supposed to Eat Him.”
A17. There is an Article entitled, “X-Ray reveals Elizabethan Magician John Dee’s Hidden Halo of Skulls.”
A18. Social Science. Social Sciences. Social Scientist. Social Scientists. Science. Sciences. Scientist. Scientists. INTJ: The Scientist. INTJ: The Scientists.
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

At a Restaurant, a Waitress said, “Mr. Brian and Ella Olson, Your Table is Ready.” And Brian and Ella both said, “We only want 1/8th of a Table. We are Trying to be Frugal.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “We do Not have to Obey Their Laws. We are Not They. They are Not We. We should Obey Our Laws.”
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A19. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “God Sends Angel to Save Dying Child in Hospital (Caught on Camera)”.
A20. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “4 Minutes of Amazing Miracles Caught on Camera (Must See!)”
A21. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “5 Most Amazing Angels Caught on Tape”.
A22. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “Watch God Command Two Angels to Heal a Man Crushed by 10,000 LBS Truck (Must See!)”
A23. http://www.bibleprobe.com/miracles.htm — “Real Miracles and Angels Visits”.
A24. The Institute for Creation Research – www.icr.org.
A25. “Macro Photos of Snowflakes show impossibly Perfect Designs” — http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/macro-photos-snowflakes-show-impossibly-perfect-designs.html

B12. “List of scientists opposing the mainstream scientific assessment of global warming” —

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scientists_opposing_the_mainstream_scientific_assessment_of_global_warming

B13. “Poll: Nearly half of meteorologists don’t believe in man-made global warming” — http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/26/poll-nearly-half-of-meteorologists-dont-believe-in-man-made-global-warming/

B14. FOUNDER OF THE WEATHER CHANNEL: “THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING” —
http://www.truthandaction.org/founder-weather-channel-no-global-warming/

B15. NASA says Antarctica is actually gaining ice. Does this mean climate is fine? —
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/nasa-says-antarctica-is-actually-gaining-ice-does-this-mean-climate-is-fine/ar-BBmHQF3?ocid=ansmsnnews11

B16. There is a Book called, “The Evolution Conspiracy.”
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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called, “Don’t Say a Word,” which I watched in a College Dorm. — Brandon
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In one of My Writings, The Tailor said to a Man, “Mr. Gene Madson, I mean Mr. Gene Matson, please do Not be Mad, but those Jeans and that Mat won’t be patched up for Your Son until Tomorrow.”

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B17. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Sometimes, all it takes is Just One Prayer to Change Everything.”
B18. Who someone is Speaks Volumes.
B19: Here is a Quote from Someone: “DISARMING INNOCENT PEOPLE DOES NOT PROTECT INNOCENT PEOPLE.”
B20. Here is a Paraphrased Quote from Someone: “HONDURAS [,] [Approximate] POP[ulation]: 8.2 Million[,] BANS CITIZENS FROM OWNING GUNS[,] [APPROXIMATE] HIGHEST HOMICIDE RATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. [In Constrast You have] SWITZERLAND [,] [Approximate] POP[ulation]: 8.2 Million[,] REQUIRES CITIZENS TO OWN GUNS[,] [APPROXIMATE] LOWEST HOMICIDE RATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.”
B21. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Common Sense is a Flower that doesn’t Grow in Everyone’s Garden.”
B22. There are Many Good Movies to Watch and Listen to, including The Movie called The Sound of Music, and the Actors’ Rendition of The Song, “Edelweiss.”
B23. There are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including the Song called, “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.”
B24. Many People have Believed in Angels. And Many People Believe in Angels. And Many People have Believed in Many Things. And Many People Believe in Many Things. You Probably have Believed in Many Things. And You Probably Believe in Many Things. And that is, of course, OK.
B25. Here is a Quote from The Tyrant, Adolph Hitler, “To Conquer a Nation First Disarm its Citizens.”
B26. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Let’s all Pray FOR A CURE FOR ALL CANCERS[.] AMEN[.]”
B27. Here is a Bible Verse, Matthew 19:26: “With God all things are Possible.”
B28. Here is a News Headline: “Study: Global Warming has Saved Us From a New Ice Age.”
B29. On Our Currency, and Elsewhere, is The Quote, “In God We Trust.”
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Here is a Quote from Someone: “I was Raised to Treat The Janitor with The Same Respect as The CEO.”
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B30. Here is a Quote from Former Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia, who Passed Away in The Year 2016: “Have the Courage to Have Your Wisdom Regarded as Stupidity. Be Fools for Christ. And Have the Courage to Suffer the Contempt of The Sophisticated World.”
B31. Here is a News Headline: “13 FOOT Long ‘HORNED SEA MONSTER’ Found on Beach Leaves SCIENTISTS BAFFLED.” And it sure Looks like a Horned Sea Monster to Me, and it sure Looks like a Horned Sea Monster to other Reasonable People. And Many Reasonable People have Concluded that it is a Picture of a Horned Sea Monster.
B32. As I learned from a Biology Professor’s Lecture in a College Classroom, Viruses Spread easily. And Here is one of Many News Headlines about the Widespread Prevalence of The Spread of Diseases: “Globally, an estimated two-thirds of the population under 50 are infected with herpes simplex virus type.” An Estimated 66 Percent of People under the age of 50 have a Type of Herpes.
B33. Here is another News Headline: “Ebola Virus in Africa is a New Strain.”
B34: And Here is another News Headline: “Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia Rates Rising for First Time in Years: CDC.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “We are Self-Sufficient. And We Produce what We Need. We have No Real Debt. And We have Our Own Currency. Furthermore, like Many of Our Other Organizations, Our Government is Powerful and Strong, and it does Not collect Taxes, as there is No Need, as Our Government is Self-Sufficient, and it Produces what it needs. Remember, a Spaceship is often basically just Metals and Electronics. And a Home is often basically just Wood and Electronics. And Clothing is often basically just Wool from Sheep.”

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It is a Good Idea to have Carbon Monoxide Alarms. — Brandon
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Our Economy should be a Mainly Tangible and Intangible Resource-Based Economy. – Brandon

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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called Thinner.

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B35. Here is a Paraphrased Quote from Someone: “Pray[,] It causes Miracles.”
B36. And Here is another Paraphrased Quote from Someone: “FRAGILE[:] Handle Life with PRAYER.”
B37. Here is a Quote from Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who Passed Away in the Year 2016: “I attack IDEAS. I don’t attack People. And some Very Good People have some Very Bad Ideas. And if You can’t separate the two, You gotta get another Day Job.”
B38. Here is a Bible Verse, Isaiah 53:5: “By His Wounds We are Healed.”
B39. Misc. Miscellaneous. Etc. Et Cetera.
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person is also a Person. And that Individual is also an Individual. And there just may be One Individual, or more than One Individual, who Happens to be a Member of an Organization who Said and/or did a Certain Thing. And there just may be One Individual, or more than One Individual, who Happens to be a Member of a Profession who Said and/or did a Certain Thing. And, as the often Truthful Saying States, ‘There are a Few Bad Apples in Every Bunch.’”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Antibodies. Plasma. Medicine. Medicines. Disease. Diseases. Illness. Illnesses. Epidemic. Epidemics. Strain. Strains.Virus. Viruses. Cure. Cures. Curing. Cured. Manage. Manages. Managing. Managed. Well-Managed. Manageable. Manageability.”

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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Buddy the Dog, You are going to be in Time Out for a Few Seconds.” Time Out (TO). Time Outs (TO). Cool Down (CD). Cooling Down (CD). Cooled Down (CD). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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Politics. Real Politics (RP). RealPolitik. Reality. Realities. That’s Just the Way that it is (TJTWTII). That is Just the Way that it is (TIJTWTII). That’s Just Reality (TJR). That is Just Reality (TIJR). Those are Just the Realities (TAJTR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Zero Percent Tax Rate:

If a Government Controls its Own Money Supply, as it Should, that Government does Not need Taxation, as it can just take a Percentage of The Money that it Creates. For example, a Government can take about 20 Percent of the Money that it Creates, and then Not have any Taxation of its Own People.

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Many of My Family Members (FM) and I are Members of The Political Party of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. We are Republicans.
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And More of My Writings:

Z83. A Long Time. A Very Long Time. An Extremely Long Time. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z84. A Long Time ago. A Very Long Time ago. An Extremely Long Time ago. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). The amount. The amount of time. The amount of time since that is. The amount of: seconds and/or minutes and/or hours and/or days and/or weeks and/or months and/or years. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z85. A Short Time. A Very Short Time. An Extremely Short Time. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z86. A Short Time ago. A Very Short Time ago. An Extremely Short Time ago. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Z87. I agree with that. And I disagree with that. We Agree to Disagree about that. Everyone is Entitled to His or Her own Opinions. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The Woman also said, “I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The Person also said, “I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The Man said, “I am Not going to do that.” And The Woman also said, “I am Not going to do that.” And The Person also said, “I am Not going to do that.” And The Man said, “No Comment.” And The Woman also said, “No Comment.” And The Person also said, “No Comment.” No Comment (NC). And The Man said, “No.” And The Woman also said, “No.” And The Person also said, “No.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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Here is a Quote from Albert Einstein: “The More I study Science, the More I Believe in God.”
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The Integral Role Feudalism and Manorialism Played in Medieval Europe
Written by Brandon Katrena

Thanks to such notable philosophers as Locke, John Stuart Mill, and Ayn Rand, modern-day Westerners see Feudalism and Manorialism as being nefarious. Yet if one were to peruse the annals of history, one would find that these social, political, and economic systems of antiquity were born out of necessity. One would also discover that along with the negative aspects attached to these two systems, there were a plethora of positive ones as well, which helped meet the needs of medieval Europe.
Manorialism developed in multifaceted and complex ways. The seeds of Manoralism were planted in the latter half of the third century AD when Roman Emperor Diocletian ordered his subjects to follow the occupations of their fathers. A few hundred years passed by, in which time the Roman Empire fell, Germanic Tribes took over, and eventually the Carolingian Empire came in to existence.
History has a proclivity to repeat itself. Like the Roman Empire before it, the Carolingian Empire fell apart. With its fall, the seeds planted by Diocletian came into full bloom. There are three reasons for these phenomena.
Firstly, from the first half to the end of the ninth century AD, Frankish Nobles encouraged members of the royal family to battle one another. This infighting was enervating, and nobles were thus able to accumulate lands from the weakened royals. Finally, worn out by internecine warfare, in 843 AD Louis the Pious’s sons divided the Carolingian Empire among themselves. This action only exacerbated the precarious condition of imperial authority, as greedy nobles were able to seize even more land and power from a now fractured Empire.
Secondly, like internal divisions, periodic external attacks by Vikings, Magyars, and Muslims took their toll on the Carolingian Empire. Not only did these invasions hasten The Empire’s Collapse, but they also “created [. . .] individual insecurity” (MHB 262). Individuals need protection, so what did they do? Answer: they got protection from local lords. In return for this protection, lords obtained allegiance from the peasantry, and at the same time increased their own power and prestige.
Thirdly, and lastly, with an attack upon society by internal and external forces, things broke down. Economic life became almost totally agricultural; non-commercial bargaining supplanted the usage of money. Urban centers were an endangered species; rural life became dominant.
In sum, then, royal infighting, along with external attacks, were taken advantage of by opportunistic local magnates. As a decentralization of government came into being, an increase in power at a localized level came about. Gradually, agricultural activities began to reign supreme and Manorialism took shape.
As McKay, Hill, and Buckler state, “Feudalism concerned the rights, powers, and lifestyle of the military elite, manorialism involved the services and obligations of the peasant [ . . . ]” (261). While these two systems were in many ways dissimilar, in other ways they were quite analogous to each other. Land was the form of wealth of the military elite. One did not find nobles beating their swords into plowshares and tilling the soil under the perpetual glare of the scorching sun; nor did one find peasants beating their hoes and spades into weapons of war. Rather, the peasantry worked the land, and in return the nobility provided protection. Therefore, Feudalism and Manoralism were in a symbiotic, inextricable relationship: without serfs to work the land, the military elite could not exist; without the military elite, serfs would have fallen prey to bloodthirsty invaders.
How did Manorialism work in practical terms? Serfs formed the backbone of a Manorial Society. To become a serf, unless born into it, a person would come to a lord and request to become his serf. If the lord acquiesced, that person became the lord’s subject. From then on, He or She gave their Person and their lands to the lord; they were thus bound to the land and were subject to the lord’s rules.
Unlike modern-day Western Civilization where industry is King, Manorialism was an economic system where agriculture was hegemonic. Accordingly, a serf’s main job was to farm the land and give a portion of the harvest to the lord. In return, he or she received the lord’s protection.
Furthermore, “Rugged Individualism” was a phrase that was unheard of in the early Middle Ages. It follows then that on the manor the serf’s emulated society’s ethos and were very collectivist. For example, in farming they pooled their labor, thereby working as a team and pursuing a common goal. (Perhaps modern-day society could benefit by taking heed to some of the practices of the past.)
Lest one think otherwise, lords and peasants were not in a collective, egalitarian relationship. On the contrary, while peasants dirtied their hands tilling the earth, the lords’ defense of the manor gave their hands an incarnadine hue. Even though the two group’s obligations were multifarious, for Manorialism to work both lord and peasant were counted upon to diligently uphold their part of the bargain.
Upon close examination of the duties of the lord and serf, it is apparent that a peasant’s most time-consuming duty was to work the land. Primitive agricultural tools, such as the harrow, meant farming was exhausting. In addition, typically they worked from dawn to dusk, and days off were rare indeed.
Besides having to work their own land, the peasants also had the duty of cultivating the lords’ private plots of land; usually, all of this harvested food became the property of the lord. This chore, on average, consumed three or more days per week of the peasants’ time. In addition to this, a peasant had to do other manual labor types of jobs around the manor (e.g., animal husbandry, craft making, et cetera).
Lastly, peasants were expected to be deferential to their lord. This entailed not leaving the manor without his authorization. Moreover, they had to obey the lord and take heed to his every command. And they were restricted in many other ways. For example, in addition to having to give a percentage of the annual harvest to the lord, in many cases they had to pay him before they married someone, and they also had to pay a fine before inheriting property.
While the peasants worked their fingers to the bone, a lord worked at a more comfortable pace. His primary duty was to make sure that his estate ran smoothly. He accomplished this, in part, by hiring overseers who were competent. A lord also helped ensure the smooth running of his estate by overseeing legal proceedings and disciplining those serfs who got out of line. With the latter, English lords were aided by their serfs who, upon seeing criminal mischief taking place, “[ . . . ] were expected to chase the perpetrator themselves and yell to others to join in.” (WRW 140).
Equally important, a lord provided military protection for those living on his manor. Besides being well-armed themselves, many could rely on knights to help with this duty. It was important that lords guard their territory well, as an undefended manor was a tempting target for many an avaricious foreign invader, who not only looted but who also, “most terribly [ . . . ] oppress[ed] the Christians” (Rogers 295).
Additionally, lords were supposed to look out for the general welfare of the peasantry. For example, they were to provide for the peasants in lean times (class notes). Whether or not they always did this is another matter all together.
From ushering in relative stability to protecting the populace from invaders’ battle-axes, Manorialism and Feudalism met the needs of Medieval Europe in many fundamental ways. Yet, in other ways these systems let society down. While hedonistic lords went to bed with full bellies, throngs of peasants suffered from want.
The order that Manorialism ushered in greatly benefited Medieval Europe. Except when an “act of God” struck, the Manorial System usually ensured that a steady supply of foodstuffs would be produced. Also, those who lived on the manor knew what their daily routine was and were kept busy. (As the old adage says, “Idle hands make for idle minds.”) Consequently, this absence of chaos meant Europe was poised to advance herself.
Furthermore, Manorialism’s inextricable link to Feudalism brought about a measure of security. The lords helped protect the peasantry from being molested and slaughtered by the so-called “Barbarians.” And at the same time, lords hindered the destruction of property, which in turn was good for the agricultural-intensive economy.
While in many ways Manorialism benefited the peoples of Europe, the movie called “The Name of the Rose” testified to the base side of this system. For example, the scene where peasants frantically scavenged through the monastery’s trash for food illustrated that not all lords fulfilled their obligations to the peasantry. One can also surmise from that scene that the Manorial System did not always yield sufficient quantities of food.
Moreover, serfdom was just one step up from slavery. While they could not sell “their” serfs (yes, they were regarded as property-like), from floggings to mutilations to executions, lords could be as autocratic as they chose to be. In this way, this system retarded the development of a society based upon egalitarian principles.
In sum, both Manorialism and Feudalism played an indispensable role in the society of yesteryear. Manorialism was an economic system that was well-suited for the agricultural-based economy of Medieval Europe. Likewise, Fedualism helped bring about a sense of order and security where there had been none before. Together, both systems, while not without flaw by any means, left a positive, long-lasting mark on Western Civilization.

Works Cited:

McKay, Hill, and Buckler. A History of Western Society. New
York, NY: Hougton Mifflin Company, 1999.
Rogers. Aspects of Western Civilization. Upper Saddle River,
New Jersey: Prentice Hall, 1997.
Smaldone. “Class Notes.”
The Name of the Rose. Dir. Jean-Jacques Annaud. Perf. Sean
Connery, F. Murray Abraham, Christian Slater. Embassy Home Entertainment, 1987.
Wiesner, Ruff, and Wheeler. Discovering the Western Past. New
York, NY: Houghton Miffline Company 1997.
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One of My Papers/Plays

Written by Brandon Katrena

The year is 52 BC, and Rome is in Chaos. There are scenes of lootings and much screaming. Pompey, Caesar’s new rival, obtains the consulship. In the following years, Roman senators attempt to strip Caesar of his soldiers (Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo, 199-200). This is too much for Caesar to handle, and he crosses the Rubicon. Caesar’s forces conquer Rome and Spain. Battle scenes are shown. By 47 BC, Caesar, on battlefields throughout Europe and Africa, defeats those who openly oppose him. In 46 BC, he celebrates four lavish triumphs, and a year later puts down a rebellion in Spain (Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo, 204). The play visually shows triumphs and the Spanish rebels being pacified.

The play’s announcer states: “As is the case on the battlefield, when it comes to reforms, Caesar is the crème de la crème. He increases the size of The Senate, and he drafts lex Julia Municipalis, which ‘provide for local self-government.’ These two important moves create good will between Rome and Italy (Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo, 205). In order to help alleviate overcrowding and unemployment, Caesar becomes passionate about colonization projects. Moreover, Caesar regulates the calendar” (Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo, 206).

Caesar walks past a man who warns the dictator, “Beware the Ides of March.” Caesar, in his typical fearless fashion, walks to The Senate, undisturbed. Once seated, The Senators do what they are known to have done. Caesar, startled by Brutus’s treachery asks, “Et tu, Brute?” (Shakespeare is in the play’s credits). The play’s curtains close and re-open within two minutes.

Yes, Caesar died a tragic death. More importantly, he lived a Very Noble and Heroic Life. It is why many of the Romans of antiquity thought him a god. The last scene of My play shows Caesar’s and Venus’s hands joined together; they recollect the events that transpired during Caesar’s 56 years on Earth, and She murmurs in His Ear, “My Child, You make Me proud.” Aeneas pats Caesar on the back, and the Trojan draws parallels between his battle against Turnus, prince of Rutuli, and Caesar’s battle against Pompey; both were formidable foes who had huge armies under their command (Livy, 36). A few seconds later, Mars, donning a toga, nods approvingly. Romulus, looking adoringly at Caesar, says, “You were a Soldier. And You helped make My Wish, expressed hundreds of years ago, come true: ‘let them know, and teach their children, that no power on earth can stand against Roman arms’” (Livy, 51). Caesar’s eyes, as they had done when he was an infant, glow bright, and he yearns for the day when the very thought of Rome strikes fear into the heart of all barbarians, and when a Roman is filled with an infinite amount of pride, reverence, duty, and honor when He or She says, “I am Roman.”

Works Cited:

Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo. A History of the Roman People.

3rd edition. (Prentice Hall, 1999).

Livy. The Early History of Rome, trans. A. de Sélincourt

(Penguin Books, 1971).

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A Case for More Female Governmental Officials being Needed

 
Written by Brandon Katrena

It is Important that females serve in the government for four main reasons. Firstly, it encourages more females to run for government office. Secondly, when females serve in the government, it helps shatter myths about females, such as that they are overly emotional, weak, and lack fire in the belly. Thirdly, in some – but nonetheless important – ways, many females govern differently than their male counterparts, the underlying cause of which is caused by differences in socialization. Fourthly, the aforementioned three reasons cause meaningful social change to take place.

Female governmental officials’ presence encourages more females to enter the political sphere. Most people do not like being trailblazers. When they see someone like them who has already entered politics, they have a proclivity to think that they might be able to do that too. After Madeleine Kunin became Governor of Vermont, for example, many females who had previously settled for either lives in the domestic sphere or low-level government posts began to see that they too could achieve more; consequently, there was “a very big reservoir of female applicants for positions all over state government” (Kunin 354-355). Symbolic representation produces meaningful social change because it encourages more females to aspire to greater heights in the here and now, and because it makes an indelible impression on the self-esteem of female children, who will one day grow up and be in positions to lead this nation. With regard to the former, later on in this paper it is explained how female governmental officials, especially high-level ones, cause meaningful social change. With regard to the latter, as then-Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, stated: “There will be a lot of little girls who open their history texts to see my picture [ . . . ] and they will say, ‘If she can do it, so can I’” (qtd. In Thomas 56).

Additionally, a shattering of myths about females occurs when females serve in the government, which produces meaningful social change as it helps ensure that when female children grow up, they will be able to do anything that they want to do, including leading the nation; it also helps female adults, as it helps tear down some of the many myth-produced barriers that they must contend with on a day-to-day basis. Two prevalent myths are that females are overly emotional and weak. Female politicians like former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher help shatter these myths. She earned the sobriquet “the Iron Lady”: pleas to compassion did not deter her from slashing Britain’s welfare rolls; in 1982, she refused to surrender the Falkland Islands, opting instead to battle it out with Argentina until she achieved her objective – victory; nine years later, on the eve of the Persian Gulf War, she instructed then-U.S. President George Bush to not be “wobbly”. Another myth is that females lack the necessary fire in the belly to be politicians. Female politicians like U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein shatter this one also. For example, Feinstein was twice unsuccessful in attaining San Francisco’s mayorship before winning two, four-year terms (Clift and Brazaitis 174).

The shattering of myths and the benefits conferred with symbolic representation are not the only positive things that occur when females serve in the government. We also need more female governmental officials because, while Reingold was right in the assessment that female and male governmental officials are mostly alike in their governance (215), they still tend to govern in some different – but nonetheless important – ways. One such way centers on political appointments. Many females who hold executive positions in the government actively seek out qualified females to appoint to government posts. Unlike many of her male predecessors, for example, then-Governor of Vermont Madeleine Kunin realized that although being confined to the domestic sphere for years on end made females’ credentials typically different from males’, it did not mean that females were unqualified for government posts. She therefore tapped into her “Old Girls” network and appointed females in much greater numbers than had been done previously (Kunin 355). Likewise, in 1993 then-Governor of New Jersey Christine Todd Whitman appointed the “first woman attorney general and the first female African-American secretary of state” (Clift and Brazaitis 178). The question arises: why is it important that females be appointed to government posts? Answer: because it is important that females serve in the government.

Female governmental officials also tend to be more passionate than male governmental officials about improving and strengthening social programs such as day care, education, and welfare, which, it can be argued, produces meaningful social change, as when such programs are improved and strengthened people are treated more humanely and are given the tools necessary to help live up to their full potential. Furthermore, female governmental officials have a great proclivity to ratify legislation that deals with issues that directly affect females. As this writer mentioned in a previous paper: “A researcher found that over 80% of female candidates for U.S. Congress and state legislatures ‘had positive attitudes toward the women’s movement, and that substantial majorities supported feminist positions on such issues as the ERA’ (Amy 101) (6).”

That researcher is not alone in the assessment that a large percentage of female candidates for political office are passionate about those issues that disproportionally affect women: the Center for American Women and Politics at Rutgers University also concurs (Kunin 365), which is exciting because:

“as more and more women have been elected to government office over the years, their positive attitudes toward the women’s movement and support for feminist positions have translated into many victories for women. For example, U.S. Congresswomen played an integral role in ratifying The Family and Medical Leave Act, and they also helped change the practice of naming all hurricanes after women, which is good as hurricanes are destructive” (Clift and Brazaitis 107) (Katrena 6).

And there are many examples of victories on the state level as well. For instance, in 1990 in Vermont, among the most passionate about establishing family courts were female governmental officials. Family courts are good for women as they can “equalize the balance of power between men and women within the judicial system by recognizing the vulnerability of women and children when they [are] at the most fragile point in their lives” (Kunin 368).

This is not to say that male governmental officials’ legislation is always, or even often, bad. Rather, as Oregon Congressperson Jackie Winters said during the “Breaking the Glass Ceiling: Women and Work” panel discussion, and former Norwegian Prime Minister Gro Harlem Brundtland said in the videocassette “Women World Leaders,” men and women tend to have different perspectives. The inclusion of both perspectives in legislation is beneficial, as both men and women have good points.

Some assume that because female governmental officials tend to have different perspectives than their male colleagues it is indicative of inherent differences in the mindsets of men and women. This too is a myth; it is shattered by an elementary understanding of sociology. Men and women tend to have some differences when it comes to governing because they are usually raised differently, and they are treated differently throughout their live. Boys are usually encouraged to compete against each other and be aggressive; girls are usually encouraged to cooperate and play nice. Until very recently, men were usually the sole income producers; women were the ones who took care of the home. (In contemporary times, while husbands are taking a larger degree of responsibility for the care of the children and the home than they did before, the average husband still does not spend as much time on these things as his wife does.)

Some of the media often helps perpetuate this gender stratification by, for example, having movies and advertising depict men as being aggressive and women as being subordinate. Not surprisingly, then, men’s and women’s thinking tends to differ in some ways, and their governing-styles reflect this, with male governmental officials often having a tendency to care more about competitive things, such as war, and female governmental officials often having a tendency to care more about nurturing/family things like child care and education. Governor Madeleine Kunin, for example, was passionate about child care because – like most women – her personal experience with the issue as a mother made her much more insightful and interested in it (Kunin 365). As Phillips stated:

“We do not have to resort to either mysticism or socio-biology to explain social differences between women and men, and it would be most peculiar if the different responsibilities the sexes carry for caring for others did not translate into different approaches to politics and power (75).”

When society has more female governmental officials, it will most likely never go back to the days when one could count the number of female governmental officials on one hand, as female governmental officials’ presence encourages more females to run for political office. When more females are governmental officials, myths about females shatter. Moreover, females bring to the table their unique (socially-created) perspectives, which is good, because the perspectives are good. Our society may never become perfect, but as the numbers of female governmental officials increase, it will become more just.

Works Cited

 

Amy, Douglas. Real Choices/New Voices: The Case for

Proportional Representation Elections in the United States. New York: Columbia University Press, 1993.

Clift, Eleanor and Brazaitis, Tom. Madam President: Shattering

the Last Glass Ceiling. New York: Scribner, 2000.

Katrena, Brandon. “Are Electoral Reforms Effective and

Good?” 2001.

Kunin, Madeleine. Living a Political Life. New York: Vintage

Books, 1994.

Phillips, Beth. Representing Women: Sex Gender and

Legislative Behavior in Arizona and California. Chapel Hill, North Carolina: The University of North Carolina Press, 2000.

Thomas, Sue. How Women Legislate. New York: Oxford

University Press, 1994.

Winters, Jackie. “Breaking the Glass Ceiling: Women and

Work.” Panel Discussion. Willamette University. Salem, Oregon: 6 November 2001.

Women World Leaders. Videocassette. New Dimension Media,

Inc. 1990.

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Livy’s History of Rome: The Twin Disciplines of War and Peace, and the Lessons Conferred

Written by Brandon Katrena

Although war and peace are antithetical by definition, during the reigns of Romulus and Numa those two opposites, according to Livy, brought to Rome and to Romans many benefits and dangers. Specifically, Romulus’s specialty – war – gave the city women, other tangibles, and valuable intangibles, while Numa’s specialty – peace – brought about development and religiosity, and, because of the latter, more respect from other states. Additionally, while Livy wrote about events that occurred from 753 to 674 BC, in many ways his discussion about a society at peace more than 600 years from the time he was living was very relevant to the Rome he and his countrymen inhabited.

According to Livy, the Romans of antiquity loved war. This amorous fixation with it was why they “declare[d] that Mars himself was their first parent” (Livy, 33), and why they so highly valued bravery, strength, and constance. Romulus’s reign did his first parent proud: not only did he wage war against Rome’s adversaries (an egregious exception was the non-retribution for Tatius’s murder), when it came to being a warrior and military strategist, he was la crème de la crème. Perhaps after a battle like the one against the men of Caenina, Mars was proud of His Children’s prowess.

War is, for good reason, associated with devastation to both sides of a conflict. The severely weakened states of the Trojans, Latins, and Rutuli after their conflict (Livy, 36), the Allies and Central Powers after World War I, and the European Countries after World War II being three examples out of a myriad. However, when Romulus was on the throne, war conferred a number of benefits to Rome.

War gave Rome women, whose ability to procreate was normally needed for the maintenance and/or increase of the population. Exceptions included mergers and non-violent acquisitions, such as when the Sabine women convinced their husbands to lay down their weapons and join with the Romans, which caused an approximate doubling in the population of Rome.

“Woe to the vanquished!” the adage goes. From spoils (Livy, 45) to territory (Livy, 46 and 50), war gave the Roman community other tangible benefits. These allowed Mars’s Children to survive and expand.

War gave valuable intangibles. Experience from former conflicts, for example, meant that, “the sheer power of [Romulus’s] veteran troops sufficed for victory” over Veii (Livy, 50). With the fall of Veii came many of the aforementioned benefits. Rome obtained another intangible – protection – both from the negation of retribution from (now conquered) foreign people, and from those like the men of Fidenae, for whom Rome’s exponential expansion caused worry. Moreover, victory on the battlefield was a means to accomplishing the paramount goal of pleasing the gods. For instance, after the battle against the revenge-seeking men of Caenina, Romulus gave the enemy commander’s armor to Jupiter Feretrius (Livy, 45). An argument can be made that whether or not the gods really existed was not too important; it only mattered that the Romans believed the gods were pleased, as a worried populace caused a fall in morale, and that spelled trouble.

War was not all good to the Romans, as it came with the specter of danger. Until Rome first became an expansive Empire and could afford to lose a skirmish here, say in Greece, and there, say in Northern Africa, losing a single battle carried with it the possibility of the sack of the city and its citizens being led away in shackles. What is more, with a plethora of the men off fighting, not only was Rome vulnerable, but lots of the farming did not get done. Yes, the spoils of war could help; however, victory was never assured.

Much to their first parent’s chagrin, during the reign of Numa, the Romans turned away from their bellicose ways and embraced peace. Like war, this path too conferred several benefits to Rome. It also had its downside.

Peace allowed Rome to develop. Numa created a calendar. He created holidays, which boosted morale. Numa encouraged the maturing of religion through (a) the appointment of priests and virgin priestesses, (b) the consecration of an altar to Jupiter Elicius, and (c) the empowerment of the Pontifex, Senator Numa Marcius, with control over many of religion’s facets (Livy, 55).

This religiosity gave Rome newfound respect from other states. During the reign of Romulus they thought the Children of Mars would forever don the shawl of belligerence and with it beat them senseless. They treated Romans accordingly. During Numa’s reign the surrounding states “came to revere [Rome] so profoundly as a community dedicated wholly to worship that the mere thought of offering her violence seemed to them like sacrilege” (Livy, 56).

As is the case with war, peace was not 100% good. Livy stated that it could cause slothfulness, leaving a city like Rome vulnerable to attack (Livy, 54). In addition, while peace may have sometimes brought reverence, it could just as well have caused other states to not fear Rome and, as Machiavelli’s The Prince stated, there were benefits to being feared; namely, it helped ward off attack.

Livy’s treatment of peace applied to his contemporary Romans. He wrote in the preface that his Rome’s “might [ . . . ] [was] beginning to work its own ruin.” And it was. During the time period encompassing 25 to 5 BC, large Roman armies were fighting the so-called “Barbarians” on the outskirts of The Empire. The Roman Generals, gorged with the power war accorded to them, were trying to seize control, causing chaos in the meantime (Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo, 247). As Livy pointed out in his writing, during Numa’s reign, peace provided internal developments and — much more importantly for his countrymen — also lead through religiosity to Rome’s enemies not waging war. Furthermore, religion — except in those religions where Dionysus, Liber, and their ilk were held in very high esteem — could lessen the sensual excesses that plagued Livy’s, not Numa’s, Rome (Livy, 34 and 36).

War and peace benefited the Rome of antiquity. They also entailed risk. I believe that the moral behind Livy’s story was that either of these polar opposites, depending on the context, could be warmly embraced and would probably produce good results, but a Person should not fall so much in love with either War or Peace that it blinded Him or Her to the danger lurking in the shadows of their friend’s eyes.

 

 

 

Works Cited:

Heichelheim, Ward, and Yeo. A History of the Roman People.

3rd edition. (Prentice Hall, 1999).

Livy. The Early History of Rome, trans. A. de Sélincourt

(Penguin Books, 1971).
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Here is a Quote from President Ronald Reagan, during His Memorial Day Speech: “Those who say that We’re in a time where there are No Heroes, They just don’t know where to look. [ . . . ] We are Americans.”
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And More of My Writings: Z88. The Modus Operandi (TMO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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Here are some Lyrics to The Song, “The Spirit of God Like a Fire is Burning”: “The Veil o[v]er The Earth is beginning to Burst.”

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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including the Movie, Star Wars, and Here are some Quotes from that Movie:

Darth Vader: “He is here.”
The Governor Tarkin: “Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?”
Darth Vader: “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master.”
Darth Vader:  “Obi-wan is here. The Force is with him.”
Darth Vader:  “I sense something; a presence I’ve not felt since [ . . . ]”
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There are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including, “God of Our Fathers,” “Nearer My God to Thee,” “Holy, Holy, Holy,” “Father in Heaven,” “Homeward Bound,” “God Be with You Until We Meet Again,” “What a Wonderful World,” “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” “Heaven,” “Both Sides Now,” “Flood to Fyre,” “Straight Lines,” Sum 41’s “Pieces,” and Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “What are You doing, Carrot?” And The Carrot replied, “I have this Magical Wand, and I’m trying to turn this Celery into a Carrot.” And The Man replied, “Carrot, that Celery has always been a Celery, and He will always be a Celery. He was Born a Celery, and He is a Celery by Birth, although You are both Vegetables, and You are both Vegetable Members (VM). He is a Celery Member (CM). Just as how You will always be a Carrot, and Just as how You have always been a Carrot, He will always be a Celery, and He has always been a Celery. That is Just Reality. And that is Just the Way that it is. And that is Logical. And that is Rational.”

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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

The Man asked a Woman, “Where are We driving to in this rain?” And The Woman replied, “We are driving to the place about 1/10th of an inch where it has stopped raining, as that is always a Good Place to be.”
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There are Many Good Movies and Movie Trailers to Watch, and The Movie called “Munich,” and its Movie Trailer, are Good to Watch.
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And More of My Writings:

Z88. Here is a Quote: “O God our help in ages past, our hope for years to come.”

Z89. Aurora. Auroras.

Z90. Here is a Quote from President Ronald Reagan, “Inside the Bible’s pages lie the answers to all the problems that mankind has ever known. I hope Americans will read and study the Bible.”

Z91. There is a News Article from The Washington Post Entitled: “The magical thing eating chocolate does to your brain.”

Z92. And Here is a Quote: “Pray. Trust. Wait. Repeat[.]”

Z93 Here is a Quote from cancerresearch.org: “‘m the answer to cancer[,] with the power of immunotherapy[.]” Immune System (IS). Immune Systems (IS). Immunotherapy. Immunotherapies.

Z94. There is a CNN News Article Entitled: “Charlie Sheen ‘celebrity effect’ affected HIV awareness.”
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And More of My Writings:

Z95. There is a News Article entitled: “Eight Images of Dead Sea Monsters that Shook The World,” which can be found at http://bestvines.mobi/0717c65d46d, and You can always perform Internet Searches for Many Things, including for Sea Monsters, and other Topics.
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There is much Good Music to Listen to, including the songs entitled, “Do You Believe in Magic,” and “You can do Magic.”

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There are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including the Song by The Music Band, The Penguins, called, “Earth Angel.”
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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including one about a Gifted Puzzle Solver in the Movie called “Mercury Rising.” And, as is the case with Many other Movies, that Movie’s Movie Trailer is Good to watch too.
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And More of My Writings:

Puzzle Solver (PS). Puzzle Solvers (PS). Puzzle. Puzzles. Puzzling. Enigma. Enigmas. Mystery. Mysteries. Mysterious. Mysteriously. Solver. Solvers. Solve. Solves. Solving. Solved. Solution. Solutions. Good Solution (GS). Good Solutions (GS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

Z96. A Modified, and often True, saying is: “Time Heals Many Old Wounds.” And a Modified, and often True, saying is: “Time (sort of) Heals Many Old Wounds.”

Z97. Code. Codes. Coding. Coded. The Code (TC). The Codes (TC). The Coding (TC). The Coded (TC). A Code (AC). Some Codes (SC). Some Coding (SC). Some Coded (SC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

At a Restaurant, a Waitress said, “Mr. Brian Olson and Mrs. Ella Kowitz, Your Table is Ready.” And Brian and Ella both said, “We only want 1/8th of a Table. We are Trying to be Frugal.”
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In one of My Writings, a Woman said to The Man, “Welcome to The Family.” Family. Families. The Family (TF). The Families (TF). A Family (AF). Some Families (SF). Family Member (FM). Family Members (FM).
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And More of My Writings:

Z98. The 1940s were quite an Eventful Decade: Five of those years were spent fighting World War 2, a War which lasted Six Years. And the 1940s also saw the (Wise) Non-Implementation of Operation Unthinkable. And the 1940s also saw the Beginning of The Cold War.
Z99. Rhymes of Mine. Jokes that I Wrote.
Z100. There is the Concept of Blood Money. Blood Money. Blood Money (BM).
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And More of My Writings:

CC1B. There are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including The Song called Zadok The Priest.
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Here is a Quote from John Piper: “Books don’t change people; paragraphs do, Sometimes even sentences.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC2B. Here is a News Article from ChristianHeadlines.comentitled: “New Scientific Study Explaining Where Water Came from Confirms Biblical Account.”
CC3B. And Here is a News Article from New Scientist Magazine entitled: “Anglo-Saxon remedy kills hospital superbug MRSA.”
CC4B. And Here is a News Article from JesusDaily.com entitled: “Police Officer was dead 45 Minutes, not giving up…the ER staff prayed…and a miracle happened!”
CC5B. And Here is a News Article from Fox News entitled: “Historian discovers secret notes hidden in 500-year-old Bible.”
CC6B. And Here is a News Article from Kiro7.com entitled: “Northwest Hospital notifies patients who may have been exposed to Hepatitis B and C, HIV.”
CC7B. And Here is a News Article from Mic.com entitled: “Italy Is Passing a Law to Make Supermarkets Donate All Their Unsold Food.” And France has Passed, or is in the process of Passing, a Similar Law.
CC8B. Stem Cell. Stem Cells. Stem Cell (SC). Stem Cells (SC).
CC9B. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Never Hold on to Anything Tighter than You’re Holding on to God.”
CC10B. And Here is a News Article from The Huffington Post Entitled: “France’s Grocery Stores Banned from Wasting Food Under New Law.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC11B. The Leading Causes of Death Statistics. The United States Leading Causes of Death Statistics. The Regional Leading Causes of Death Statistics. The Historical and/or Current Leading Causes of Death Statistics May Surprise You.
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And More of My Writings:

CC12B. That that Man is still alive is Indicative of Many Things. And that that Man is (or was) alive at that Age is Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications of Many other Things.

CC13B. That that Woman is still alive is Indicative of Many Things. And that that Woman is (or was) alive at that Age is Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications of Many other Things.

CC14B. That that Person is still alive is Indicative of Many Things. And that that Person is (or was) alive at that Age is Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications of Many other Things.
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Here are some Lyrics to The Band called Wang Chung’s song, “Everybody Have Fun Tonight”: “The Words We use are Strong. They make Reality.”
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There is much Good Music to listen to, including Jay-Z’s and Rihanna’s Song called, “Umbrella.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC15B. Divine Inspiration. Divine Inspirations. Divinely Inspired. Inspired by God. Inspiration by God. Inspirations by God. Inspiration. Inspirations. Inspired. Inspiration by. Inspirations by. Inspired by. Inspiration from. Inspirations from. Inspired from. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And More of My Writings:

CC16B. There are Many Good Movies to watch, including The 1997 Film called “The Rainmaker,” and, as is the case with Many other Movie Trailers, That Film’s Movie Trailer is Good to Watch too.

CC17B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.” And The Woman said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.” And The Person said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.”
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In The 2016 American Presidential Primary Season, a Well-Known Candidate Questioned whether another Famous Person was Really a Member of a Certain Religion.
On The Telephone, The Man said to His Grandma, “Remember, on The Internet and elsewhere there is a lot of Deception.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That is Very Likely Glued on. And those are Very Likely Glued on.”
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Here is a Poem written by Dylan Thomas, called, “Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night”:

“Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC18B. In one of My Writings, The Woman said to The Man, “I’m a Prayer Warrior.” Prayer Warrior (PW). Prayer Warriors (PW).

CC19B. There are Many Good Movies to watch, including The Movie called, “War Room,” which is about The Power of Prayer.

CC20B. Pray. Prays. Praying. Prayed. Prayer. Prayers. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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There have been Hundreds of Wars. And there have been Thousands of Conflicts. And there have been Thousands of Major Conflicts.
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And Here are some More of My Writings and More Headlines and More Writings:

CC21B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “While that does Not answer all of My Questions, that is a Good Beginning.”

CC22B. There is a News Headline entitled: “Photo of coffee shop workers praying with customer goes viral.”

CC23B. Here is a Quote from Louie Giglio: “God Works While We Wait.”

CC24B. And Here is a Quote from C.S. Lewis: “I believe in Christ like I believe in the sun. Not because I see it but by it, I see everything else.”

CC25B. There is a CNN News Headline entitled: “Who is Rachel Dolezal?”

CC26B. There is an ABC News Headline entitled: “Franklin Graham Questions Obama’s Christian Faith.”

CC27B. There is a CBS News Headline entitled: “Donald Trump on Mitt Romney in Utah: ‘Are you sure he’s a Mormon?’”

CC28B. There is a Scientific American Headline entitled: “Modern Peanut’s Wild Cousin, Thought Extinct, Found in Andes.”

CC29B. There is a Picture of a Man’s Hand and Arm covered with what Appears to be Visible Energy and/or Lightning and/or something similar to those things, and He is carrying a Holy Bible, and to the Left of the Picture it states, “Trust in the power of His word alone.”

CC30B. There is a News Headline entitled: “Why the Earth is Round and The Milky Way is Flat.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC31B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I like Us. And I sort of like Us.” And The Woman said, “I like Us. And I sort of like Us.”  And The Person said, “I like Us. And I sort of like Us.”

CC32B. That is a Good Beginning. That is Good. That is OK. That is Fine. That is a Good Start. That is a Beginning. That is a Start. That is an OK Beginning. That is an OK Start. That is a Fine Beginning. That is a Fine Start. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC33B. Organized. Organize. Organizes. Organized. More Organized. More Organized than that. Sort of Organized. Kind of Organized. Kind of More Organized than that. Sort of More Organized. Sort of More Organized than that. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC34B. Inner Sanctum (IS). Inner Sanctuary (IS). Inner. Outer. Outer Sanctum (OS). Outer Sanctuary (OS). In. Out. Inner. Outer. Side. Sides. Siding. Sided. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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There are Many Good Television Shows to Watch, including Star Trek — and the Variety of Star Trek Shows, such as Deep Space Nine (DS9), Voyager, and Star Trek: The Next Generation — and The Television Show called The Americans.
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And More of My Writings:

CC35B. Here is as Quote from Someone: “Some People Try to Turn Back Their Odometers. Not Me, I want People to Know Why I Look this Way. I’ve Traveled a Long Way, and Some of The Roads Weren’t Paved.”

CC36B. And Here is another Quote from Someone: “Believe[.] Hope[.] PRAY [.]”

CC37B. And Here is another Quote from Someone: “Because He Lives I can Face Tomorrow.”

CC38B. Here is a Quote from The Bible, Isaiah 51:10: “Was it Not You Who Dried Up The Sea, The Waters of The Great Deep; Who made The Depths of The Sea a Pathway for The Redeemed to Cross Over?”

CC39B. And Here is another Quote: “God has Perfect Timing. Trust Him.”

CC40B. Spiritual Warfare. Spiritual Warfare (SW). Spiritual. Spirituality. Spirituality. Spiritually. Spirit. Spirits. Warfare. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC41. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Dear Lord, Please Wrap Your Arms around those Who are Hurting Today, and Let Them Feel How Much You Love Them. Amen.”

CC42. And Here is another Quote from Someone: “Lord, open Our Eyes to See Your Glory Around Us.”

CC43. And Here is another Quote from Someone: “Faith Takes Us Beyond Ourselves, to Where God is.”

CC44. There is a Picture of a Cross, and there are the Words by The Picture that state: “Taken last night during Stations of the Cross.”

CC45. There is a Title to a Paper entitled: “8 Prayers to Pray Each Day of Holy Week.”

CC46. There is a Cartoon Drawn by someone that States: “Please Enjoy this Culturally, Ethnically, Religiously, and Politically Correct Cartoon Responsibly. Thank You.” And Underneath those words is a Picture with Nothing in it.

CC47. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Christ didn’t stay dead, and He won’t stay gone.”

CC48. And Here is a Quote from The Bible, Psalm 46:1: “God is Our Refuge and Strength, an Ever-Present Help in Trouble.”

CC49. March 23rd is a Remembrance of Gregory The Illuminator, who was a Bishop and a Missionary.

CC50. Illuminate. Illuminates. Illuminating. Illuminated. Illumination. Illuminations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC51. There are, of course, Many Movies, including the 1940 Movie called, “Fantasia.”
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May You have a Happy Easter. He is Risen, and — like a Baptism — that can Never be Undone. — Brandon
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And More of My Writings:

CC52B. There is, of course, Much Information about Miracles and Many Other Topics. And there is the Movie called, “Miracles from Heaven.”

CC53B. There are Many Names for God. And there are Many Names for Many Things. And there are Many Names for The Same Things. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC54B. Many Names. Many Names of. Many Names for. Name. Names. Name of. Name for. Names of. Names for. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And More of My Writings:

CC55B. Here is a Quote from Dr. Ben Carson: “They have a Whole Pastel of Terms They’ll Throw at You.” In other Words: “They will have a Whole Bunch of Terms that They Will Throw at You.”

CC56B. Shock Value. Shock Value (SV). For Shock Value. For Shock Value (FSV). Shock. Shocks. Shocking. Shocked. Shocker. Shockers. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC57B. Name Caller (NC). Name Callers (NC). Name Calling (NC). Term Caller (TC).  Term Callers (TC). Term Calling (TC). Disingenuous. Disingenuously. Dishonest. Dishonestly. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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There have been Many Wars. And there have been Many Conflicts. And there have been Many Major Conflicts.

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May You have a Good Good Friday.
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Yeah, I heard that too.” And The Woman said, “Yeah, I heard that too.” And The Person said, “Yeah, I heard that too.”

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And More of My Writings:

CC58B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I’m Still Kickin’ It. And I’m Still Kicking It.” And The Woman said, “I’m Still Kickin’ It. And I’m Still Kicking It.” And The Person said, “I’m Still Kickin’ It. And I’m Still Kicking It.”

CC59B. Station. Stations. Stationing. Stationed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC60B. Many People have, of course, liked to Watch Many Movies, including The Saw Movies and other Movies.

CC61B. Reference. References. Referencing. Referenced. Refer. Refers. Referring. Referred. Word of Mouth. By Word of Mouth. Partly by Word of Mouth. Sort of by Word of Mouth. Kind of by Word of Mouth. Largely by Word of Mouth. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC62B. It is a Well Known Fact that Many Individuals have Questioned whether some other Individuals are Really Members of Certain Organizations, including whether some Individuals are Really Members of Certain Religions and Certain Religious Organizations.

CC63B. Mispresenting. Misrepresent. Misrepresents. Misrepresenting. Misrepresented. Misrepresentation. Misrepresentations. Skew. Skews. Skewing. Skewed. Cherry Pick (CP). Cherry Picks (CP). Cherry Picking (CP). Cherry Picked (CP). The Number. The Numbers. The Information. That. Those. Them. Us. Me. You. He. She. They. We. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC64B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I am Glad that They are Protesting. And I am Glad that They are Exercising Their God-Given and Natural Rights of The Freedom of Speech.”

CC65B. Christmas and Easter are some of My Favorite Holidays.

CC66B. In one of My Writings, “It is about Genetics. And it is about Biology.” Genetic. Genetics. Genetically. Biology. Biologies. Biological. Biologically. Biologic. Biologics. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC67B. War. Wars. Warfare. Conflict. Conflicts. Major Conflict (MC). Major Conflicts (MC). Past. Present. Future. Tense(s). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

CC68B. There are, of course, Many Television Shows, such as the Television Show named, “Growing Pains.”

CC69B.What is More Likely? And What is Very More Likely? And what is Extremely More Likely? About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC70B. What is More Probable? And What is Very More Probable? And what is Extremely More Probable? About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC71B. That is What that is. That is another Name for that. Those are What those are. That is another Name for that. Those are other Names for those. That is another name for those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC72B. That is Not What that is. That is Not another Name for that. Those are Not What those are. That is Not another Name for that. Those are Not other Names for those. That is Not another name for those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC73B. That Person is also. Those People are also. That Person is. Those People are. That is. Those are. That is also. Those are also. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC74B. That Person is Not also. Those People are Not also. That Person is Not. Those People are Not. That is Not. Those are Not. That is Not also. Those are Not also. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC75B. Classify. Classifies. Classifying. Classified. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC76B. Not Classify (NC). Not Classifies (NC). Not Classifying (NC). Not Classified (NC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC77B. Correctly Classify. Correctly Classifies. Correct Classifying. Correctly Classified. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC78B. Incorrectly Classify. Incorrectly Classifies. Incorrect Classifying. Incorrectly Classified. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC79B. Bless. Blesses. Blessing. Blessings. Blessed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC80B. It is, of course, Good to Know about Boundaries. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC81B. Boundary. Boundaries. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC82B. Good Boundary. Good Boundaries. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC83B. There are, of course, Many Books and other Literature, such as Franz Kafka’s Book named, The Metamorphosis.

CC84B. There are, of course, Many Songs and Music Videos, such as the Songs named, “One Night in Bangkok,” and, “Der Kommissar,” and Their Music Videos.

CC85B. War Room. War Room (WR). War Rooms. War Rooms (WR).
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That Path led to. Those Paths led to. That led to. Those led to. Because of that. Because of those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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May You have a Happy Easter. — Brandon
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Here are Some Facts: in Iceland, in the year 2016, approximately 66 Percent of Children are Born to Unmarried Parents. And Many other Places in the World have a Large Percentage of Children Born to Unmarried Parents. And – as Mother Bear and Her Children Demonstrate, and as Mother Duck and Her Children also Demonstrate – We Humans are the only Species who sometimes Marry, unless there are Aliens who also sometimes Marry.

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Seemingly Little Things often lead to Big Things.
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And some More of My Writings:

CC86B. Likely. Very Likely (VL). Extremely Likely (EL). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC87B. Not Likely (NL). Not Very Likely (NVL). Not Extremely Likely (NEL). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC88B. Unlikely. Very Unlikely (VU). Extremely Unlikely (EU). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC89B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “A Cool Grand. And a Cool One Hundred Grand.” A Cool Grand (ACG). A Cool One Hundred Grand (ACOHG). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC90B. A Conflict. Some Conflicts. A Minor Conflict. Some Minor Conflicts. A Major Conflict. Some Major Conflicts. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC91B. A Conflict (AC). Some Conflicts (SC). A Minor Conflict (AMC). Some Minor Conflicts (SMC). A Major Conflict (AMC). Some Major Conflicts (SMC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC92B. There are Many Good Films to Watch, including The Movies called, “Old Yeller,” which played in 1957, and the 2004 Movie called “Million Dollar Baby.”
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As of March 29, 2016, I have Never been Drunk. And as of March 29, 2016, I have Never inhaled on a Cigarette. And as of March 29, 2016, I have Never Smoked any Tobacco Product. And as of March 29, 2016, I have Never Smoked. And as of March 29, 2016, I have Never Smoked anything. And as of March 29, 2016, I have Never used Illegal Narcotics. — Brandon Ryan Katrena

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There have been Many Wars. And there have been Many Conflicts. And there have been Many Minor Conflicts. And there have been Many Major Conflicts.
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And some More of My Writings:

CC93B. Incident. Incidents. Minor Incident. Minor Incidents. Major Incident. Major Incidents. As is also the Case with Wars, Conflicts, and (Minor and Major) Conflicts, there have been Many Incidents, Minor Incidents, and Major Incidents. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC94B. Hansel and Gretel left a Trail of Bread Crumbs to Follow. The Bread Crumb (TBC). The Bread Crumbs (TBC).

CC95B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “We do Important Work.” And The Woman said, “We do Important Work.” And The Person said, “We do Important Work.” We do Important Work. We do Important Work (WDIW). Important Work. Important Work (IW).

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And More of My Writings:

CC96B. My Grandma has Frequently said to Me, “There’s only one Brandon.”

CC97B. Treasure. Treasures. The Treasure (TT). The Treasures (TT). A Treasure (AT). Some Treasure (ST). Some Treasures (ST). Treasure Ship. Treasure Ships. Treasure Ship (TS). Treasure Ships (TS). The Treasure Ship (TTS). The Treasure Ships (TTS). A Treasure Ship (ATS). Some Treasure Ships (STS). Resource. Resources. The Resource (TR). The Resources (TR). A Resource (AR). Some Resources (SR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC98B. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I have Wrote about 100,000 Words so far in this Document.”

CC99B. Endear. Endears. Endearing. Endeared. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Coming from that Person, that is Not Very Endearing. And coming from that other Person, that is sort of Endearing.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC100B. Existential. Non-Existential (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

CC1C. A Document is often worth a Hundred Words, and a Picture is often worth a Thousand Words, and a Video is often worth a Thousand Words. Think what We would be asked to believe if there was Not Proof. And The Court of Public Opinion is an Important Court filled with Many Important People.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:

CC2C. Do People who put up “No Noise” signs and similar signs really think that there will be No Noise? Are they going to go up to a pair of Shoes and say, “Shoes, You are Squeaking on the Floor; can’t you read the No Noise Sign?”

CC3C. Why do They put Expiration Dates on Many of Our IDs? Do They Really Think that We will change Our Fundamental Qualities within a Short Amount of Time? Do They think that We are Shapeshifters?

And More of My Writings:

CC4C. Heavy. Not Heavy (NH). Light. Not Light (NL). Heavily. Not Heavily (NH). Lightly. Not Lightly (NL). Heavenly. Not Heavenly (NH). Heaven. Heavens. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

CC5C. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That may be a Conspiracy to do something. And that may be a Conspiracy to have some People stop Believing in God. A Conspiracy is simply when two or people agree to do something illegal and/or immoral. And Many Courts of Law have found Individuals Guilty of Conspiracies.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC6C. Extrajudicial. Extra-Judicial (EJ). Extrajudicially. Extra-Judicially (EJ). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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In a College Dormitory, a Fellow Man told Me that He knew a lot about a Person by Looking at Certain Features of that Person. At the Time, I did Not know a lot about those Subjects, and now I do know a lot about those Subjects.

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And More of My Writings:

CC7C. The Fellow Writer, Nietzsche’s, Concept of The Ubermensch, or The Superman. The Super Man (TSM). The Super Men (TSM). Super Man (SM). Super Men (SM). The Super Woman (TSW). The Super Women (TSW). Super Woman (SW). Super Women (SW).
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And More of My Writings:

CC8C. Fundamental. Fundamentals. Fundamentally. Fun. Funny. Funnies. Fund. Funds. Funding. Funded. Found. Founds. Founding. Founded. Founder. Founders. Foundation. Foundations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC9C. Feature. Features. Featuring. Featured. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC10C. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Really Clicked with that Person’s Genetics. And that Really Clicked with that Person’s Biology. And that Really went Well Together with that Person’s Genetics. And that Really went Well Together with that Person’s Biology.” Click. Clicks. Clicking. Clicked. Went Well Together (WWT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC11C. From the Television Show, The Americans, on March 30th 2016: The Man whose Character is named Gabriel: “That’s what’s Not pressing now, Philip.” In other Words: That is Not what is Urgent Now.

CC11C1. (The) Press. (The) Presses. (The) Pressing (Issue(s)). (The) Pressed. (The) (A) Member of The Press. (The) (Some) Members of The Press. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC12C. Urgent. Urgently. Very. Extremely. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC13C. Not Urgent (NU). Not Urgently (NU). Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC14C. At First Glance, that May appear to an Individual and/or to Individuals to be going too Fast, when, at a Closer Look, it May be going at a Good Pace. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC15C. From The Channel 2 Evening News on March 30, 2016: “[Eyewitnesses and a] dashcam video told a different story,” about a Police Shooting that was Settled for about 2 Million Dollars. And there have been Many similar Settlements over the years. As the often Truthful saying states, “There are a Few Bad Apples in Every Bunch,” and in Many Professions too.

CC16C. Hug. Hugs. Hugging. Hugged. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Joke that I Wrote:

A Man and a Woman talked about How Their Organizations got The Lion’s Share of The Resources, and a Child said, “I did Not know Lions could own a Share.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC17C. Trivia. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC18C. Trivial. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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Proud Family Member (FM).
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And More of My Writings:

CC19C. Martial Law. Martial Laws. Martial Law (ML). Martial Laws (ML). Law. Laws. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC20C. I Believe that. I Believe that (IBT). And I do Not Believe that. And I do Not Believe that (AIDNBT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC21C. Some Words, Phrases, and Sentences are More Appealing than other Words, Phrases, and Sentences, including those that are Synonymous and basically mean the same things. For example, some People find the phrase, “Vegetarian Pizza” to be More Appealing than the Synonymous phrase, “Vegetable Pizza,” even though they basically mean the same thing.
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I enjoy being a Blogger and a Writer for Many of Brandon Katrena’s Networks (BKN).

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And More of My Writings:
CC22C. Conclusion. Conclusions. Conclude. Concludes. Concluding. Concluded. The. A. Some. An. And. That. Those. These. Them. Is. Are. Was. Were. There. Their. They’re. They are. Are True. Are Partly True. Is True. Is Partly True. Are False. Are Partly False. Is False. Is Partly False. This Information. I Believe this Information. I Believe that Information. And I do Not Believe this Information. And I do Not Believe that Information. This Part. Those Parts. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC23C. Summary. Summaries. Summarize. Summarizes. Summarizing. Summarized. The. A. Some. An. And. That. Those. These. Them. Is. Are. Was. Were. There. Their. They’re. They are. Are True. Are Partly True. Is True. Is Partly True. Are False. Are Partly False. Is False. Is Partly False. This Information. I Believe this Information. I Believe that Information. And I do Not Believe this Information. And I do Not Believe that Information. This Part. Those Parts. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC24C. Sovereign. Sovereigns. Sovereignty.  About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC25C. Muddy. Muddies. Muddying. Muddied. Metaphor. Metaphors. Metaphorically. The Water. The Waters. Water. Waters. The Miracle of Water. The Miracle (TM). The Miracles (TM). Miracle. Miracles. Solve. Solves. Solving. Solved. Non-. That. These. Those. The. A. Some. An. And. Moreover. Furthermore. Additionally. In Addition. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC26C. Rhymes of Mine:

Mr. Cruise Cruised and then He went on a Cruise.

I will Miss Miss Missouri, and She will be Missed by Many Misses and Messieurs.
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “All of My Children. And all of My 1,399 Children.”
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And Some More of My Writings:

As Internet Search Results show, there are Many Pictures of and/or Videos of and/or Information about what are said to be UFOs, Aliens, Angels, Bigfoot, that which is Paranormal, that which is Supernatural, and other Topics.
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And More of My Writings:

CC27C. Martial. Martials. Martially. Military. Militaries. Militarily. Law. Laws. Lawful. Lawfully. Martial Law (ML). Martial Laws (ML). Military Law (ML). Military Laws (ML). Natural. Naturally. Unnatural. Unnaturally. Good. Goodly. Goodness. Well. Wellness. Bad. Badness. Badly. Neutral. Neutrality. Neutralities. Neutrally.Natural Law (NL). Natural Laws (NL). Unnatural Law (UL). Unnatural Laws (UL). Good Law (GL). Good Laws (GL). Bad Law (BL). Bad Laws (BL). Neutral Law (NL). Neutral Laws (NL). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC28C. In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person does Not represent Us. And those People do Not represent Us. And That Person does Not represent Them. And those People do Not represent Them. And that Person does Not represent Me. And those People do Not represent Me.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And The Woman said, “That Person does Not represent Us. And those People do Not represent Us. And That Person does Not represent Them. And those People do Not represent Them. And that Person does Not represent Me. And those People do Not represent Me.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

And The Person said, “That Person does Not represent Us. And those People do Not represent Us. And That Person does Not represent Them. And those People do Not represent Them. And that Person does Not represent Me. And those People do Not represent Me.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC29C. Reader. Readers. Reading. Readings. Read. The Reader. The Readers. The Reading. The Readings. The Read. A Reader. Some Readers. A Reading. Some Readings. A Read. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC30C. Abbreviation. Abbreviations. Acronym. Acronyms. Synonym. Synonyms. Synonymous. Synonymously. Diction. Dictions. Dictionary. Dictionaries. Thesaurus. Thesauruses. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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On April 3, 2016, on ABC News, there was information about the Utilization of “Diabetes Dogs,” who are said by some People to be able to sense when someone is about to have Blood Sugar Problems. Some People also believe that some Animals, such as some Dogs, are often able to Sense when there is about to be an Earthquake.
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Here is a Quote from Princeton University President Christopher Eisgruber: “All the people whom we honor in history are going to be people with flaws and deficiencies. If we made that argument for not honoring people, we would honor nobody. The right attitude is to honor people, but be honest about their failings.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC31D. Enough is Enough. Enough is enough. That which is Sufficient is Sufficient. That which is Sufficient is sufficient. Enough. Sufficient. Sufficiently. Suffice. Suffices.  Enough = Enough. Enough = enough. Sufficient = Sufficient. Sufficient = sufficient. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC32D. Riddle. Riddles. Riddling. Riddled. Solve. Solves. Solving. Solved. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC33D. Bogus. Fake. Faker. Fakers. Fraud. Frauds. Fraudulent. Fraudulently. Trick. Tricks. Trickery. Trickeries. Tricked. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

Some News Headlines from Around The World:

There is an Online Video called, “25 Historical Coincidences That are Almost Hard to Believe.”

There is an Online News Article from The National Geographic Magazine entitled: “Discovery could Rewrite History of Vikings in New World.”

There is a New York Times Newspaper Article entitled, “View from Space Hints at a New Viking Site in North America.”

There is information from NASA called, “Hubble’s Journey to the Center of Our Galaxy.”

There is a News Article from CNN entitled, “Real ‘Siberian unicorn’ remains found.”

There is a News Article from Fox News entitled, “Giant ‘Siberian unicorn’ existed much more recently than previously thought, experts say.”

There is a News Article from AVClub.com entitled, “Wheel of Fortune contestant solves puzzle with only one letter (and an ampersand)”. Ampersand = &. & = Ampersand. Dash = -. – = Dash. Dashes = –. — = Dashes.

There is a News Article from Fox News entitled, “WWII survivor’s letter leads geologist to a secret.”

World War II = World War 2. World War 2 = World War II. World War I = World War 1. World War 1 = World War I.

There is a News Article from Discover Magazine entitled, “Metallic Ink Shines in Ancient Herculaneum Scrolls – D-brief.”

D Plus = D+. C Plus = C+. D Minus = D-. C Minus = C-. GPA = Grade Point Average. Cumulatively = Cumulative(ly). Passing = Pass(ing).

There is a New York Times Article entitled, “A Mailman Handcuffed in Brooklyn, Caught on Video.”

There is a Southern Methodist University News Article entitled, “Text in lost language may reveal god or goddess worshipped by Etruscans at ancient temple.”

There is an Online Poster that states, “Scientists say – Some people are born to be good at math & some are born to fail at it.”

There is a News Article entitled, “13 Giant Animals that Actually Exist.”
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Here is a Joke Courtesy of My Mother, and Wrote with Her Permission:

A Leopard does Not change its Spots, unless that Leopard uses Hair Dye.

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Here is one of Aesop’s Writings, called The Farmer and The Viper:

“One winter a Farmer found a Viper frozen and numb with cold, and out of pity picked it up and placed it in his bosom. The Viper was no sooner revived by the warmth than it turned upon its benefactor and inflicted a fatal bite upon him; and as the poor man lay dying, he cried, ‘I have only got what I deserved, for taking compassion on so villainous a creature.’”

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One of My Writings of Fiction is called, “The Elephant Saboteur”: A Man said to a Woman: “This Elephant says that He is a Bird.” And The Woman replied, “What?! That Elephant is definitely Not a Bird. God has given Me Good Instincts, and I know that that Elephant is an Elephant, and that He is Not a Bird. Does He even Really think that He is a Bird? What Type of Bird does He say that He is?” And The Man replied, “No, He does Not Really think that He is a Bird. And he says that there is only one Type of Bird, and that Blue Jays, Robins, Finches, Canaries, Crows, Eagles, et cetera do Not exist. He also just says that He is a Bird. And He also says that He is an Impostor and a Saboteur, and that He wants to give Birds a Bad Reputation by Pretending that He is a Bird, and then Metaphorically Fall Down on Purpose. He also says that there are More Elephants doing what He is doing.”

One of My other Writings of Fiction is called, “The Vegetable’s Magic Wand”: The Man said, “What are You doing, Carrot?” And The Carrot replied, “I have this Magical Wand, and I’m trying to turn this Celery into a Carrot.” And The Man replied, “Carrot, that Celery has always been a Celery, and He will always be a Celery. He was Born a Celery, and He is a Celery by Birth, although You are both Vegetables, and You are both Vegetable Members (VM). He is a Celery Member (CM). Just as how You will always be a Carrot, and Just as how You have always been a Carrot, He will always be a Celery, and He has always been a Celery. That is Just Reality. And that is Just the Way that it is. And that is Logical. And that is Rational.”

Another one of My Writings of Fiction is called, “The Future’s Heartfelt Wish”: The Future said to a Fellow Human, “Why don’t You chop down more Trees to make more Paper for Money to pay for Things, such as Space Ships? Wait a second. You don’t even need to do that, as Space Ships are often basically just Metals and Electronics. And Homes are often basically just Wood and Electronics. And Clothes are often basically just Cotton and Dye. It looks as though Money is often Not Really needed for Many Things. And it looks as though Capital is often Not Really needed for Many Things. Although We have been told otherwise.”

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One of My Writings of Fiction is called, “The Wolf and The Handcuffs”: The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak Ill of Me.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.
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One of My Writings of Fiction is called, “The Wolf and The Handcuffs”: The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception? And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma.” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Where is Your Humanity?” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.
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From The Past to The Present to The Rational to The Logical

If you touch it, you might get a splinter in your hand. It comes from a nation consistently rated the number one place to live; however, you would not want to live there in the year 1349, as you could have gotten The Plague, as did about a third of the population. The country offers cradle to grave benefits, and it takes good care of its Citizens. And it was neutral during World War I. Many of its Citizens speak English, although that is not the official language. You might get the splinter in your hand from a Viking Ship, and the country is Norway.

“Save us, oh Lord, from the fury of the Norsemen,” was an English Prayer said about 900 years ago, said to Father God to try to get help from the Vikings, many of whom came from the nation of Norway. And you too might say that prayer if you saw dozens of men departing from wooden Viking ships, battle axes, swords, and shields in their hands, running towards your house from the beach, screaming “seier!” which means “victory” in Norwegian. The Vikings settled in England, Ireland, Iceland (which is really quite hospitable, despite its name), Greenland (which is really Not very hospitable, despite its name), North America, and in Normandy, and, in 1066, a descendent of the Norsemen, William the Conqueror of Normandy, landed in England, and he established Norman rule there.

No longer is that prayer about the Norsemen seriously said. And Modern-Day Norway is different than it was hundreds of years ago. Many of its Citizens speak English, and — like many other European Nations — its Socialistic Government offers cradle to grave benefits, paid for by taxes that take up about half of a person’s wages, and, according to the United Nations, Norway is the best place to live in the world.

During World War I, Norway was Neutral. During World War II, fought from 1939 to 1945, Norway was initially Neutral; however, Nazi Germany invaded anyway, and Norway was occupied by about 100,000 German Soldiers. After World War II, Norway found large oil reserves in the nearby sea, which helped create one of the largest Investment Funds, valued at about 400 billion dollars, which will help the country when the oil runs out. Serious crimes are few and far between, and running towards houses after disembarking from wooden Viking boats, with battle axes, swords, and shields in hand, are things of the past.
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One of My Writings of Fiction is called, “The Wolf and The Handcuffs”: The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception? And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma. Do You think that it is a Fake Diploma? Do You think that I’m a Fraud, a Liar, and a Charlatan? Do You think that I’m a Fake? A Faker? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? Do You think that I’m a Dishonest Liar? Do You think that I’m a Cheater? Do You think that I’m a Real Wacko? Do You Really Think that I’m Really Wacky? Do You think that I’m Really Crazy? And Do You think that I’m Really Insane? And Do you think that the Ventricles in My Brain are Extremely Enlarged?” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind My Diploma? Do You Question How I obtained My Diploma? Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from High School? And Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from Past Sixth Grade? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from College? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from Graduate School? Do You Question whether I’ve Graduated from Medical School? Do You think that I’m a Phony? A Phony Bologna. A Fraud. A Fraudster? A Thief. A Liar. A Coward. Dishonest. Mischievous. A Con Artist. A Lying Thief. A Literal, or Non-Literal, Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or a Sheep in a Wolf’s Clothing. Do You have a lot of Questions? Do You Question Me? Do You have Doubts about My Motives? Do You think that I’m Greedy? Avaricious. A Sinner. A Serious Sinner? A Non-Serious Sinner? A Venial Sinner. A Mortal Sinner. A Committer of an Abomination? A Committer of Abominations? A Jokester, even. A Committer of Serious Sins. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a White Lab Coat or a Suit or a Uniform? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Name or a Title? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? A Liar? A Tricky Trickster? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Medical Degree? Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind the Name of a Profession or a Degree, such as the name ‘Doctor’? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind Something? My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? You know that I have Your Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. And You do know that I have Our Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. Don’t You Trust Me? Why don’t You trust Me? Aren’t You Logical? Are You Rational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Logical? Illogical? Aren’t You Rational? Irrational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Insane? Are You Crazy? You should Obey Me. Listen to Me. Do What I tell You. I’m the Authority. And I’m the Authority Figure. If You don’t Obey Me there are going to be Serious Consequences for You. There will be Serious Ramifications. There will be Ramifications. And there will be Consequences. There will be Serious Consequences. And if You don’t Obey Me, You are going to be in Serious Trouble. You are in Serious Trouble. There is going to be Serious Punishment for You if You don’t Obey My Command. Obey Me! Listen to Me! Do What I Tell You! Who do You think that You are?! Do You think that You are Better than Me? Do You think that You are Better? Do You think that You are Special? We are all the same. No one is Better than the other Person in any Way, Shape, Form, or Ability. We are all Equal in all Ways, Shapes, Forms, and Abilities. How DARE YOU! How Dare You! Who do You think that You are? Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Don’t You Care? Don’t You Feel Sorry for Me? Don’t You have Compassion for Me? Don’t You Feel Sorry? Don’t You Feel Bad? Don’t You have a Conscience? We all Bleed. And We all have Blood. We are all Equal. We are all The Same. Haven’t We Bonded? Don’t We have a Commonality? Think of Our Commonalities. Don’t You Trust Me? Aren’t You a Truthful? Trustworhty? Dependable? Honest? A Nice Guy. A Nice Man? A Nice Person? Nice? Aren’t You a Trusting Soul? Do You think that I’m Ensouled? Don’t You think that I have a Soul? A Conscience? I would Never Hurt You. You know Me better than That. Do You want Me to Punish You? It is Time to Think about Your Action. And it is Time to Think about Your Actions. Don’t You Love Me? Don’t You like Me? Do You think that I’m a Criminal or a Thief? A Liar? A Henchman? A Murderer? An Adulterer? A Petty Criminal? A Crook? Put This Family First. And Put Your Friends First. Don’t be So SELFISH. Don’t be Greedy. Quit only Thinking about Yourself. Think about The Common Good. Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Kind? Nice? Friendly? Don’t You care? Don’t You care what I think of You? What others think of You? You need to Shape up or Ship out. You need to Shape Up. You are a Handful. Do You know that others Laugh at You? Do You want Me to Laugh at You? Do You want someone to Laugh at You? Your Actions have Consequences. It is Time to Sit in that Corner. I am going to Punish You if You don’t do what I tell You to do. You are Traitor. You are a Treasonous Traitor. You are a Deserter. You are Mean. And You are Evil. You are a Meany. A Bully. A Crook. A Liar. And a Thief. A Cheater. A Coward. Look at Me when I’m talking to You. Wipe that Grin off Your Face. Wip that Smirk off of Your Face. Don’t Grin. Don’t Smirk. Quit being a Cry Baby. Do You know what I Really Think of You? I know what You did. We Know what You did. You are Disgusting. I am Disgusted with You. You are Crazy. You are Insane. You are Wacko. And You are Wacky. You are Not Right in the Head. You have a Screw Loose. Whoat! Whoas. Wow. Wowzer. Wowzers! Wacky. Crazy. Insane. A Loose Cannon. Wacko. Do You feel Barraged? You are being Barraged from all Sides. And You are Enveloped. You are Hopeless. Hopeless. Hopelessness. You are Helpless. Helpless. Helplessness. I have The Power. And I have all the Power. I am in Control, and You are Not in Control. Once I Snap My Fingers, You had better come Running. You had Best do what I tell You. Who do You think that You are? You are Nobody. You are Nothing. You are Not Special. What a LOSER! You are Surrounded. Put Up Your Hands. Put Up Your Dukes. Time to be Handcuffed, Mister. You are Under Arrest. Pleading the Fifth is Not an Option this time. Think How We are the Same. We are Cut from the Same Cloth. We are the same Flesh and Blood. We are God’s Children. We are Cousins. We are Family. We are Friends. We are alike. We are Similar. Look at MY SMILE! Look How I’m Smiling. Look at My Grin. You know that I like You. We are Friends. We are Family. We are Family Members (FM). We are Fundamentally the Same. No one is Better than the other. Truth is Relative. Do You think that I might have engaged in a Conpiracy? Do You think that I’m a Conspirator? A Murderer? A Thief? A Liar? A Fraud? Common Sense and Wisdom need to be Thrown out the Window. Where is Your Humanity?” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.

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Here is another one of My Writings of Fiction entitled, “The Man and Mr. Vile Selfish”: One day The Man met a Man who was Limping along with Crutches and Casts on His Right Leg and Both of His Arms. The Man said to Mr. Vile Selfish, “Are You OK? Can I Help You in Your Time of Need?” And Mr. Vile Selfish replied, “Oh, Thank You, Good Sir. Why, as a Matter of Fact, You can.” And The Man was Presented with a Premade, and Long, To Do List by Mr. Vile Selfish. From Chopping Wood to Sweeping to Shopping to Feeding the Pet Fish and to Dozens of other Things, The Man worked pretty much from Night and Day for 101 Days Working for Mr. Vile Selfish. And Nothing was Enough or Satisfactory for Mr. Vile Selfish. And The Man gave thousands of dollars to Mr. Vile Selfish, which completely emptied The Man’s Bank Account, and Maxed out The Man’s Credit Cards and Lines of Credit. Mr. Vile Selfish Never said Thank You, and He was Ungrateful, and He wanted More, More, and More. The Man finally said, “Mr. Vile Selfish, I wish that I could Help You More, although I am Physically and Mentally Exhausted, and I’ve also Exhausted My Funds.” And Mr. Vile Selfish said, “Thanks for Nothing, Mr. Good for Nothing,” and Mr. Vile Selfish slammed the Door to a Sweating and Tired Man. Twelve Days later, The Man, who was Hungry, found out that He was one penny short of being able to buy a Hamburger. And The Man thought to Himself, “I have spent so Much Money on Mr. Vile Selfish, and I have done so much for Him during His Time of Need, that a Penny is a Drop in the Bucket compared to what I have done for Him. Surely He must be Thankful and Grateful for Me.”

And The Man then went to the Door of Mr. Vile Selfish, and He knocked at His Door. Vile answered the Door, and Mr. Selfish said, “What do You want? Are You here to Work for Me, for Free, of course. Or do You want to give Me Money? What use will You be to Me, My Friend?” And The Man said, “Mr. Vile Selfish, I have given You all of My Money, and I am exhausted from Helping You during Your time of Need. I am Starving, and I just need one penny in order to buy a Hamburger.” And Mr. Vile Selfish huffed aloud, and He said, “Me, give You anything? What a Joke! You are Kidding Right? Do You think that I have Real Compassion for anyone? Of course I don’t. I am Vile. And I am Selfish. I am Vile Selfish. I don’t want to really Help anyone except Number One – Me, Myself, and I. And I have Millions of Dollars, and My Arms and My Leg were Not Broken – the Casts were Just Props to get a Sucker like You to feel sorry for Me, so that I could Mooch off of You, and get Free Labor from You, and Free is a Great Price. And I could easily give You a Penny, or a Dollar, or a Hundred Dollars. But I won’t. That is Not My Real Nature. Now, get out of Here, You Bum. Go to Work, and earn Your Keep. Get out of Here, and get off My Property, before I call the Cops, You Bum! I don’t want to see You here again unless You are Willing to Give Me, Mr. Vile Selfish, Money or FREE Labor. My name is Mr. Vile Selfish for a Very Good Reason. And I live up to My name. Get out of Here! Lazy! Bum!” The Man, faint from Hunger, walked a few steps on the lawn, and collapsed from Hunger. Another Man, and a Woman, Quickly Helped The Fallen Man, and They Nursed Him back to Good Health.

While in His House, Mr. Vile Selfish looked at, and He touched, the Huge Stacks of Money that He had connived and Tricked from unsuspecting Men and Women. Mr. Vile Selfish then wrapped casts over both His Arms, and His Left leg, and He said, “Come on! Come on, it is Time to find another Sucker who will feel sorry for Me, Mr. Vile Selfish.”

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It Matters. And it Mattered.
Written by Brandon Katrena

The Man got out of the Bathtub, and He thought to Himself, “I am in a Hurry. I have to go. My Vacation to Canada is awaiting Me. And I don’t want to be late.” The Man dressed, and He ran out the door. In addition to forgetting to drain the Bathtub, He forgot to turn off the slow – drip, drip, drip – of the Bathtub.

By Day 3, The Bathtub’s Water had reached a Tipping Point, and the Water slowly spilled onto the Tile Floor. And by Day 7, Water had Seeped to the Floor below the Tiled Bathroom. After getting back from His 2 Week Vacation, The Man was Shocked. “How could this Happen?” The Man said aloud. That Little Drip in the Undrained Bathtub had Serious Ramifications, and it cost the Man Time, Money, Blood — from a Papercut filling out Insurance Forms — and Tears — from the all too Real Realization that that which may appear Unimportant is Really Important, and that The Domino Effect is oftentimes Very Real.
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The Wolf and The Handcuffs
Written by Brandon Katrena
The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me?Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? 1238918298iBCCDEEDFAZZZY! Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception? And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma. Do You think that it is a Fake Diploma? Do You think that I’m a Fraud, a Liar, and a Charlatan? Do You think that I’m a Fake? A Faker? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? Do You think that I’m a Dishonest Liar? Do You think that I’m a Cheater? Do You think that I’m a Real Wacko? Do You Really Think that I’m Really Wacky? Do You think that I’m Really Crazy? And Do You think that I’m Really Insane? And Do you think that the Ventricles in My Brain are Extremely Enlarged?” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind My Diploma? Do You Question How I obtained My Diploma? Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from High School? And Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from Past Sixth Grade? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from College? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from Graduate School? Do You Question whether I’ve Graduated from Medical School? Do You think that I’m a Phony? A Phony Bologna. A Fraud. A Fraudster? A Thief. A Liar. A Coward. Dishonest. Mischievous. A Con Artist. A Lying Thief. A Literal, or Non-Literal, Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or a Sheep in a Wolf’s Clothing. Do You have a lot of Questions? Do You Question Me? Do You have Doubts about My Motives? Do You think that I’m Greedy? Avaricious. A Sinner. A Serious Sinner? A Non-Serious Sinner? A Venial Sinner. A Mortal Sinner. A Committer of an Abomination? A Committer of Abominations? A Jokester, even. A Committer of Serious Sins. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a White Lab Coat or a Suit or a Uniform? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Name or a Title? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? A Liar? A Tricky Trickster? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Medical Degree? Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind the Name of a Profession or a Degree, such as the name ‘Doctor’? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind Something? My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. Look at Your Face! Prety boy. Prety Face, boy. Pretty. You are Pretty91i2o3i1wBCDE1299. Pretty Boy. How’s Your Life going? If You do what I tell You, I will make it worth Your while. You know what I’m saying. I’ll give you a lot of Money,” The Wolf then pulled out a Silver and Black Briefcase, and He opened it, and it was filled with Money.,” And The Wolf said, “This Money is Yours, all You have to do is do what I tell You.” And The Man said, “No. I’m Not going to put on those handcuffs.” And The Wolf said, “I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? You know that I have Your Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. And You do know that I have Our Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. Don’t You Trust Me? Why don’t You trust Me? Aren’t You Logical? Are You Rational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Logical? Illogical? Fable. Faboellllllzuy. Ajoijljkjl. Yeyyyyy Haww! 219i4ijakdjf. 0390293+32194i92i=1ljasld9bc. Ride em Cowboy! You too Gowgirls. 1953. You know what happened? You want Me to tell You are Secret? My Secret. You best do what I tell You then. Boy!!!!! Prety Boy. Look at You, Pretty Boy!!!! How are those Dude Snaters Doing! How do You like My Feet, Arms, and Thights. Say What! You little Rascals. Rascal Man. That’s Your Name! Laugher Applause. You areWorthless. Worlthless Noting. Nothing Worthless. How, what? What say what. How……..,” The Wolf then remained silent for about 31 Minutes, and He just stared at the Man while shuffling some Cards, and the Wolf then Yelled at the Top of His Lungs, “Aren’t You Rational?!!!!!! Irrational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Insane? Are You Crazy? You should Obey Me. Listen to Me. Do What I tell You. I’m the Authority. And I’m the Authority Figure. If You don’t Obey Me there are going to be Serious Consequences for You. There will be Serious Ramifications. There will be Ramifications. And there will be Consequences. There will be Serious Consequences. And if You don’t Obey Me, You are going to be in Serious Trouble. You are in Serious Trouble. There is going to be Serious Punishment for You if You don’t Obey My Command. Obey Me! Listen to Me! Do What I Tell You! Who do You think that You are?! Do You think that You are Better than Me? Do You think that You are Better? Do You think that You are Special? We are all the same. No one is Better than the other Person in any Way, Shape, Form, or Ability. We are all Equal in all Ways, Shapes, Forms, and Abilities. How DARE YOU! How Dare You! Who do You think that You are? Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Don’t You Care? Don’t You Feel Sorry for Me? Don’t You have Compassion for Me? Don’t You Feel Sorry? Don’t You Feel Bad? Don’t You have a Conscience? We all Bleed. And We all have Blood. We are all Equal. We are all The Same. Haven’t We Bonded? Don’t We have a Commonality? Think of Our Commonalities. Don’t You Trust Me? Aren’t You a Truthful? Trustworhty? Dependable? Honest? A Nice Guy. A Nice Man? A Nice Person? Nice? Aren’t You a Trusting Soul? Do You think that I’m Ensouled? Don’t You think that I have a Soul? A Conscience? I would Never Hurt You. You know Me better than That. Do You want Me to Punish You? It is Time to Think about Your Action. And it is Time to Think about Your Actions. Don’t You Love Me? Don’t You like Me? Do You think that I’m a Criminal or a Thief? A Liar? A Henchman? A Murderer? An Adulterer? A Petty Criminal? A Crook? Put This Family First. And Put Your Friends First. Don’t be So SELFISH. Don’t be Greedy. Quit only Thinking about Yourself. Think about The Common Good. Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Kind? Nice? Friendly? Don’t You care? Don’t You care what I think of You? What others think of You? You need to Shape up or Ship out. You need to Shape Up. You are a Handful. Do You know that others Laugh at You? Do You want Me to Laugh at You? Do You want someone to Laugh at You? Your Actions have Consequences. It is Time to Sit in that Corner. I am going to Punish You if You don’t do what I tell You to do. You are Traitor. You are a Treasonous Traitor. You are a Deserter. You are Mean. And You are Evil. You are a Meany. A Bully. A Crook. A Liar. And a Thief. A Cheater. A Coward. Look at Me when I’m talking to You. Wipe that Grin off Your Face. Wip that Smirk off of Your Face. Don’t Grin. Don’t Smirk. Quit being a Cry Baby. Do You know what I Really Think of You? I know what You did. We Know what You did. You are Disgusting. I am Disgusted with You. You are Crazy. You are Insane. You are Wacko. And You are Wacky. You are Not Right in the Head. You have a Screw Loose. Whoat! Whoas. Wow. Wowzer. Wowzers! Wacky. Crazy. Insane. A Loose Cannon. Wacko. Do You feel Barraged? You are being Barraged from all Sides. And You are Enveloped. You are Hopeless. Hopeless. Hopelessness. You are Helpless. Helpless. Helplessness. I have The Power. And I have all the Power. I am in Control, and You are Not in Control. Once I Snap My Fingers, You had better come Running. You had Best do what I tell You. Who do You think that You are? You are Nobody. You are Nothing. You are Not Special. What a LOSER! You are Surrounded. Put Up Your Hands. Put Up Your Dukes. Time to be Handcuffed, Mister. You are Under Arrest. Pleading the Fifth is Not an Option this time. Think How We are the Same. We are Cut from the Same Cloth. We are the same Flesh and Blood. We are God’s Children. We are Cousins. We are Family. We are Friends. We are alike. We are Similar. Look at MY SMILE! Look How I’m Smiling. Look at My Grin. You know that I like You. We are Friends. We are Family. We are Family Members (FM). We are Fundamentally the Same. No one is Better than the other. Truth is Relative. Do You think that I might have engaged in a Conpiracy? Do You think that I’m a Conspirator? A Murderer? A Thief? A Liar? A Fraud? Common Sense and Wisdom need to be Thrown out the Window. Where is Your Humanity? Don’t You believe in Democracy? We are all Equal. What about My Rights? Don’t You believe in Equal Rights? You are Quack. Quack, Quack, Quack! Hey PRettY Boy! You are a Pretty Boy! You are Weak. You are Weakling. Weak. Weaking. You are Nothing. Worthless. You are Wrothless. You are Worthless. Worthless. Good for Nothing. Nobody. Pretty Boy. Look at You Pretty Boy!” The Wolf then began shuffling cards, and He threw them all over the place, and He put on some Silly Eyeglasses that were colored Pink and Blue, and He put on a Long Green Wig, and The Wolf said, “Discrimination. Discrimatory. Silly. Silly Time. Play Time. Don’t You Care? Don’t You Believe in Democracy? One Person One Vote. Equal Rights for Everyone. You should Believe in Equality. And You should believe in Democracy. The Rule of Law. HEY! Yeah, I’m Talking to You, Pal! Straighten Up. Belt Time. Paddle Time!!!!! Wise Guy!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then stuck out His tongue, and He spat all over the Place. While Making Laughing, Smiling, and Making Funny Faces, and Moving His Hands Quickly all over the place, and doing Jumping Jacks and Pushups, The Wolf then said, “Who do You think You are? You are Worthless. Pretty Boy. Pretty!!!! You are Sexist. You are a Racist. Aren’t I funny? Don’t I make You laugh? Put Up Your Dukes, Boy. Boy. Come on Man. Mr. Man. Mister Man. Hey MAN!!!! We are Both Men, Here. Hold My Hand. Give Me a Hug!!!! I’m Your Uncle Bob. I’m Your Grandpa. Your Dad. Hey Prety Boyzy12489ioBCSE! Hey there, Boy! Pretty Boy!” The Wolf then turned on a Radio Very Loud, and He did a Strange Dance, while Playing a Bright Red Guitar that was covered with Green Dots. The Wolf then said, “You are Racist. He is Racist. She is Racist. They are Racist. That’s Racist!!!! Ow Undemocratic. Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then Blew His Nose, and He said, “Prepare for Your Inoculations. Acclimation. Custom Customary10923jdsljfBCAZZZZ! Are You knoci off Your Gamey Yet, BOY9999666BCDE!????? Huh, what You say234134. YikesSSSS!! Hippie Hipsters!!!!!! You are a Bigot. You are Racist! Look at those Dude Snatchers!!! Racist Bigot. Racist. Bigot.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.
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BLUE and GREEN and RED Dress that had holes all over it, as well as a Paper Hat that He began to eat, and The Wolf said, while playing a Harmonica, “I guarantee it. You” be Safe. You will be Safe. I guarantee You’ll be Fine. You have Me Guarantte. I guaranteed it. I guarantte that and those. You have My Guarnttee. *(*((989834321))#. !!!!!??????. ?????. !!!!!. 1. ZERO! ZERO TIMES!! ZERO, FRED!!!! Hussssssh Up! Silecne. BE QUIT. BE QUITE. NOW! What’d I say. OBEY> OBEY ME!!!  Freedom. Guarantee. I Guarantee it. I want a Hug. Bob. 9. 12. 9289384. &
*^(^(. Discrimination. Discrimatory. Silly. Silly Time. Play Time. Don’t You Care? Don’t You Believe in Democracy? One Person One Vote. Equal Rights for Everyone. You should Believe in Equality. And You should believe in Democracy. The Rule of Law. HEY! Yeah, I’m Talking to You, Pal! Straighten Up. Belt Time. Paddle Time!!!!! Wise Guy!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then stuck out His tongue, and He spat all over the Place. While Making Laughing, Smiling, and Making Funny Faces, and Moving His Hands Quickly all over the place, and doing Jumping Jacks and Pushups, The Wolf then said, “Who do You think You are? You are Worthless. Pretty Boy. Pretty!!!! You are Sexist. You are a Racist. Aren’t I funny? Don’t I make You laugh? Put Up Your Dukes, Boy. Boy. Look at My TRACK RECORD. I have a GOOD TRACK RECOORD and REPUTATION> I come with REFERENCES tooo. Dude Snatchers. Red shoes with Blue Trim and cottage cheese and Gravy. 19. 801. *&*&*)*())*(*@*!& Come on Man. Mr. Man. Mister Man. Hey MAN!!!! We are Both Men, Here. Hold My Hand. Give Me a Hug!!!! I’m Your Uncle Bob. I’m Your Grandpa. Your Dad. Hey Prety Boyzy12489ioBCSE! Hey there, Boy! Pretty Boy! GUARANTEE. SEXisT. RACISt. You RACIST>!!!! You SEXIST!!! Look at You LAZY. You are LAZY. Lazy. LOOK AT YOU!!!!! Crazy too!  PATHETIC SLOB!!!! SLOB. FREEDOM. DEMOCRACY. LIBERTY! Don’t’ you believe in FREEDOM?!!! LIBERTY?!!! CILVE RIGHTS!1  You are a Dictator. You FASCIST!  NOBODY LIKES YOU. I don’t Like U. Civil Rights! Civil Liberties!  You RACIST! You LAZY SELFISH! Look at You!,” And the Wolf Began to Laugh aloud at the Man for several Seconds, while sticking His Tongue out, and Licking His Own Paws for several seconds. The Wolf then said, “YOU DICTACTOR! You RACIAST! SEXIST AND SELFISH&&&SELF-CENTERED. You are SELFISH and Self-Centered. You have CANCER. A VIRUS. VIRUSES. DISEASES. HEART FailURE. Organ FAILURE!!!! Arthritis. TOO. To Boot!. Tank You for THE CHALICE, or You’d be Worm Food. Me too!!!  WANNA Wrestle?! Let’s have that Wrestling MATCH! YIPPEEEEE!!!” The Wolf then turned on a Radio Very Loud, and He did a Strange Dance, while Playing a Bright Red Guitar that was covered with Green Dots. The Wolf then said, “BABIIIII!!!!! You are Racist. He is Racist. She is Racist. They are Racist. That’s Racist!!!! Ow Undemocratic. Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then Blew His Nose, and He said, “Prepare for Your Inoculations. BABYY!!!!@#(I?………. Acclimation. Custom Customary10923jdsljfBCAZZZZ! Are You knoci off Your Gamey Yet, BOY9999666BCDE!????? Huh, what You say234134. YikesSSSS!! Hippie Hipsters!!!!!! You are a Bigot. You are Racist! Look at those Dude Snatchers!!!  Racist Bigot. Racist. Bigot.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.

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The Wolf and The Handcuffs
Written by Brandon Katrena

The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me  Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? 1238918298iBCCDEEDFAZZZY! The Structure is. The Process is. The Processes are. Go through the Process. The Processes. Go through the Hoops. The Paperwork. This has to be Legit. Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception?  And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma. Do You think that it is a Fake Diploma? Do You think that I’m a Fraud, a Liar, and a Charlatan? Do You think that I’m a Fake? A Faker? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? Do You think that I’m a Dishonest Liar? Do You think that I’m a Cheater? Do You think that I’m a Real Wacko? Do You Really Think that I’m Really Wacky? Do You think that I’m Really Crazy? And Do You think that I’m Really Insane? And Do you think that the Ventricles in My Brain are Extremely Enlarged?” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind My Diploma? Do You Question How I obtained My Diploma? Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from High School? And Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from Past Sixth Grade? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from College? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from Graduate School? Do You Question whether I’ve Graduated from Medical School? Do You think that I’m a Phony? A Phony Bologna. A Fraud. A Fraudster? A Thief. A Liar. A Coward. Dishonest. Mischievous. A Con Artist. A Lying Thief. A Literal, or Non-Literal, Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or a Sheep in a Wolf’s Clothing. Do You have a lot of Questions? Do You Question Me? Do You have Doubts about My Motives? Do You think that I’m Greedy? Avaricious. A Sinner. A Serious Sinner? A Non-Serious Sinner? A Venial Sinner. A Mortal Sinner. A Committer of an Abomination? A Committer of Abominations? A Jokester, even. A Committer of Serious Sins. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a White Lab Coat or a Suit or a Uniform? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Name or a Title? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? A Liar? A Tricky Trickster? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Medical Degree? Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind the Name of a Profession or a Degree, such as the name ‘Doctor’? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind Something? My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. Look at Your Face! Prety boy. Prety Face, boy. Pretty. You are Pretty91i2o3i1wBCDE1299. Pretty Boy. How’s Your Life going? If You do what I tell You, I will make it worth Your while. You know what I’m saying. I’ll give you a lot of Money,” The Wolf then pulled out a Silver and Black Briefcase, and He opened it, and it was filled with Money.,” And The Wolf said, “This Money is Yours, all You have to do is do what I tell You.” And The Man said, “No. I’m Not going to put on those handcuffs.” And The Wolf said, “I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? You know that I have Your Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. And You do know that I have Our Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. Don’t You Trust Me? Why don’t You trust Me? Aren’t You Logical? Are You Rational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Logical? Illogical? Fable. Faboellllllzuy. Ajoijljkjl. Yeyyyyy Haww! 219i4ijakdjf. 0390293+32194i92i=1ljasld9bc. Ride em Cowboy! You too Gowgirls. 1953. You know what happened? You want Me to tell You are Secret? My Secret. You best do what I tell You then. Boy!!!!! Prety Boy. Look at You, Pretty Boy!!!! How are those Dude Snaters Doing! How do You like My Feet, Arms, and Thights. Say What! You little Rascals. Rascal Man. That’s Your Name! Laugher Applause. You areWorthless. Worlthless Noting. Nothing Worthless. How, what? What say what. How……..,” The Wolf then remained silent for about 31 Minutes, and He just stared at the Man while shuffling some Cards, and the Wolf then Yelled at the Top of His Lungs, “Aren’t You Rational?!!!!!! Irrational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Insane? Are You Crazy? You should Obey Me. Listen to Me. Do What I tell You. I’m the Authority. And I’m the Authority Figure. If You don’t Obey Me there are going to be Serious Consequences for You. There will be Serious Ramifications. There will be Ramifications. And there will be Consequences. There will be Serious Consequences. And if You don’t Obey Me, You are going to be in Serious Trouble. You are in Serious Trouble. There is going to be Serious Punishment for You if You don’t Obey My Command. Obey Me! Listen to Me! Do What I Tell You! Who do You think that You are?! Do You think that You are Better than Me? Do You think that You are Better? Do You think that You are Special? We are all the same. No one is Better than the other Person in any Way, Shape, Form, or Ability. We are all Equal in all Ways, Shapes, Forms, and Abilities. How DARE YOU! How Dare You! Who do You think that You are? Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Don’t You Care? Don’t You Feel Sorry for Me? You Need to Feel sorry for Me. You need to Believe Me. I promise You that You will be OK> I will Protect You. You have My Protection. You have MY Word. Protect(ion)(s). Protected. You have my Word. You have My Promise. Promises. Promise. Prommised. Promised. Promising. I Swear that. You have My Promise that. You have MY Guarantee that. We are all Humans. Don’t You believe that We came from Slime? Primoridal Slime? We are the Product of Slime from Evolution. We are all Slime. Descendants fro Primordial Slime. Mr. Slime. Mrs. Slime. Whootttt! Hooooooooo! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddd. Here’s the Deal. Sign on the Dotted Line. You Promised! You Swore! You gave Me Your Word. I give You My Word. I give You My Word that You’ll be OK. Okie Dokie. Ok? Ok. I believe in God. I’m Religious. I’m Spiritual. I believe in Heaven and Hell. I don’t want to go to Hell. You don’t want to be punished, do You. You will go to Jail. You will be sent to Prison. You will be Punished. You will be found Guilty. A Jury of Your Peers. Think of Your Reputation. What will They Think? How Embarassing! It’s Your Word against that Persons. It’s Your Word against Theirs. They won’t believe You. That doesn’t Make Sense. That isn’t Logical. That isn’t Rational. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hold My Hand. Let’s Pray. Let’s Pray Together. Are You Hungry? We’ll get it all worked out. Here’s the Deal. Sign here. That is a Contract! We’ll figure it out. I’m here to Help. I’m here to Help You. It is in the Best Interest of. It is in Your Best Interest that. Synonymous. Synonymously. Pretty Much. Good Cop/Bad Cop (GCBC). Lies. Lying. Lied. Pretty Much. Exagerations(s). Misinformation. Information. Truthful. Untruthful. True. Untrue. Do You Believe in God? Don’t You Believe in God? Heaven? Hell? Right? Wrong? Moral? Immoral? National Security? The Common Good? Don’t You believe in ……? Here’s some Food. Water. Drink. Comfort. Someone. Something. Look what We have here. Surprise! Look at who We have here. Surprise!!!!! A Gift. Money. A Resources. Some Resources. Caught on Camera! Caught on Tape! Copy and Pasted. What would be the Motive? The Motivation? My Motivation? I am Here to Serve and Protect. To do No Harm. I am Neutral. I am the Boss. I’m The Boss. I’m in Charge. The Boss. The BossMan. The BossWoman. Are You Smart? Are You Stupid? Are You Talented? Smart. Stupid. Talented. Can You See? I can See clearly. You can see Clearly. You can Hear clearly. You can read clearly. I am Respectable. Aren’t You Honest? Honorable. Sleight of Hand. That Right thing to do is. The Correct thing to do is. Silence. Long Silence. A Seigh. Some Seigns. Distraction. Distractions. I care. I care about You. Don’t You have Compassion for Me? Don’t You Feel Sorry? Don’t You Feel Bad? Don’t You have a Conscience? We all Bleed. And We all have Blood. We are all Equal. We are all The Same. Haven’t We Bonded? Don’t We have a Commonality? Think of Our Commonalities. Don’t You Trust Me? Aren’t You a Truthful? Trustworhty? Dependable? Honest? A Nice Guy. A Nice Man? A Nice Person? Nice? Aren’t You a Trusting Soul? Do You think that I’m Ensouled? Don’t You think that I have a Soul? A Conscience? I would Never Hurt You. You know Me better than That. Do You want Me to Punish You? It is Time to Think about Your Action. And it is Time to Think about Your Actions. Don’t You Love Me? Don’t You like Me? Do You think that I’m a Criminal or a Thief? A Liar? A Henchman? A Murderer? An Adulterer? A Petty Criminal? A Crook? Put This Family First. And Put Your Friends First. Don’t be So SELFISH. Don’t be Greedy. Quit only Thinking about Yourself. Think about The Common Good. Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Kind? Nice? Friendly? Don’t You care? Don’t You care what I think of You? What others think of You? You need to Shape up or Ship out. You need to Shape Up. You are a Handful. Do You know that others Laugh at You? Do You want Me to Laugh at You? Do You want someone to Laugh at You? Your Actions have Consequences. It is Time to Sit in that Corner. I am going to Punish You if You don’t do what I tell You to do. You are Traitor. You are a Treasonous Traitor. You are a Deserter. You are Mean. And You are Evil. You are a Meany. A Bully. A Crook. A Liar. And a Thief. A Cheater. A Coward. Look at Me when I’m talking to You. Wipe that Grin off Your Face. Wip that Smirk off of Your Face. Don’t Grin. Don’t Smirk. Quit being a Cry Baby. Do You know what I Really Think of You? I know what You did. We Know what You did. You are Disgusting. I am Disgusted with You. You are Crazy. You are Insane. You are Wacko. And You are Wacky. You are Not Right in the Head. You have a Screw Loose. Whoat! Whoas. Wow. Wowzer. Wowzers! Wacky. Crazy. Insane. A Loose Cannon. Wacko. Do You feel Barraged? You are being Barraged from all Sides. And You are Enveloped. You are Hopeless. Hopeless. Hopelessness. You are Helpless. Helpless. Helplessness. I have The Power. And I have all the Power. I am in Control, and You are Not in Control. Once I Snap My Fingers, You had better come Running. You had Best do what I tell You. Who do You think that You are? You are Nobody. You are Nothing. You are Not Special. What a LOSER! You are Surrounded. Put Up Your Hands. Put Up Your Dukes. Time to be Handcuffed, Mister. You are Under Arrest. Pleading the Fifth is Not an Option this time. Think How We are the Same. We are Cut from the Same Cloth. We are the same Flesh and Blood. We are God’s Children. We are Cousins. We are Family. We are Friends. We are alike. We are Similar. Look at MY SMILE! Look How I’m Smiling. Look at My Grin. You know that I like You. We are Friends. We are Family. We are Family Members (FM). We are Fundamentally the Same. No one is Better than the other. Truth is Relative. Do You think that I might have engaged in a Conpiracy? Do You think that I’m a Conspirator? A Murderer? A Thief? A Liar? A Fraud? Common Sense and Wisdom need to be Thrown out the Window. Where is Your Humanity? Don’t You believe in Democracy? We are all Equal. What about My Rights? Don’t You believe in Equal Rights? You are Quack. Quack, Quack, Quack! Hey PRettY Boy! You are a Pretty Boy! You are Weak. You are Weakling. Weak. Weaking. You are Nothing. Worthless. You are Wrothless. You are Worthless. Worthless. Good for Nothing. Nobody. Pretty Boy. Look at You Pretty Boy! There is a Big Conspiracy Slash Coverup and almost everyone is dying from Viruses and Slash Diseases, such as Cancers, except for One Man, who is also known as the Chalice, and His Blood and Stuff is used for Plasma Slash Immunotherapy to SAVE THE LIVES of ALMOST EVERYONE, and THAT IS JUST THE WAY THAT IT IS. Really?!1 Yeah Really!! 7. XSLoB91!  AND there are few other People who each prolong lives for aobut 9 seconds each day aka THE CHALICES. IF that Plasma Gravy Station from bettewen about 9 at Night toabout Noooooooon each Day don’t ARIVE SON, People will get REALLLLY Sick and then Die/Expire. REAL SICK. SICK. SIC
O. That’s just Reality. Mutate. Mutates. Mutation. Mutations. Mutated. Viruses, especially BAD. Nasty Stuff, that Virus. Nasty Stuff. Nasty Time. Time don’t heal all Wounds, Son, especially with Mutations of Diseases. Gave those Diseases/Viruses a few thousands years to Mutate, and look what Happened! By God’s Grace We have The Chalice and The Chalices. God works in Mysterious Ways. That’s JustttttThe Way it is. That’s Just Reality. Baby!!!! WHOOOOO! BABY!!! ” The Wolf then began shuffling cards, and He threw them all over the place, and He put on some Silly Eyeglasses that were colored Pink and Blue, and He put on a Long Green Wig, and He put on a BLUE and GREEN and RED Dress that had holes all over it, as well as a Paper Hat that He began to eat, and The Wolf said, while playing a Harmonica, “I guarantee it. You” be Safe. You will be Safe. I guarantee You’ll be Fine. You have Me Guarantte. I guaranteed it. I guarantte that and those. You have My Guarnttee. *(*((989834321))#. !!!!!??????. ?????. !!!!!. 1. ZERO! ZERO TIMES!! ZERO, FRED!!!! Hussssssh Up! Silecne. BE QUIT. BE QUITE. NOW! What’d I say. OBEY> OBEY ME!!!  Freedom. Guarantee. I Guarantee it. I want a Hug. Bob. 9. 12. 9289384. &
*^(^(. Discrimination. Discrimatory. Silly. Silly Time. Play Time. Don’t You Care? Don’t You Believe in Democracy? One Person One Vote. Equal Rights for Everyone. You should Believe in Equality. And You should believe in Democracy. The Rule of Law. HEY! Yeah, I’m Talking to You, Pal! Straighten Up. Belt Time. Paddle Time!!!!! Wise Guy!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then stuck out His tongue, and He spat all over the Place. While Making Laughing, Smiling, and Making Funny Faces, and Moving His Hands Quickly all over the place, and doing Jumping Jacks and Pushups, The Wolf then said, “Who do You think You are? You are Worthless. Pretty Boy. Pretty!!!! You are Sexist. You are a Racist. Aren’t I funny? Don’t I make You laugh? Put Up Your Dukes, Boy. Boy. Look at My TRACK RECORD. I have a GOOD TRACK RECOORD and REPUTATION> I come with REFERENCES tooo. Dude Snatchers. Red shoes with Blue Trim and cottage cheese and Gravy. 19. 801. *&*&*)*())*(*@*!& Come on Man. Mr. Man. Mister Man. Hey MAN!!!! We are Both Men, Here. Hold My Hand. Give Me a Hug!!!! I’m Your Uncle Bob. I’m Your Grandpa. Your Dad. Hey Prety Boyzy12489ioBCSE! Hey there, Boy! Pretty Boy! GUARANTEE. SEXisT. RACISt. You RACIST>!!!! You SEXIST!!! You stink! You smell. Stink. Smelly. Stink. Yucky! You are Gross. Look at You LAZY. You are LAZY. Lazy. LOOK AT YOU!!!!! Crazy too!  PATHETIC SLOB!!!! SLOB. FREEDOM. DEMOCRACY. LIBERTY! Don’t’ you believe in FREEDOM?!!! LIBERTY?!!! CILVE RIGHTS!1  You are a Dictator. You FASCIST!  NOBODY LIKES YOU. I don’t Like U. Civil Rights! Civil Liberties!  You RACIST! You LAZY SELFISH! Look at You!,” And the Wolf Began to Laugh aloud at the Man for several Seconds, while sticking His Tongue out, and Licking His Own Paws for several seconds. The Wolf then said, “YOU DICTACTOR! You RACIAST! SEXIST AND SELFISH&&&SELF-CENTERED. You are SELFISH and Self-Centered. You have CANCER. A VIRUS. VIRUSES. DISEASES. HEART FailURE. Organ FAILURE!!!! Arthritis. TOO. To Boot!. Tank You for THE CHALICE, or You’d be Worm Food. Me too!!!  WANNA Wrestle?! Let’s have that Wrestling MATCH! YIPPEEEEE!!!” The Wolf then turned on a Radio Very Loud, and He did a Strange Dance, while Playing a Bright Red Guitar that was covered with Green Dots. The Wolf then said, “BABIIIII!!!!! You are Racist. He is Racist. She is Racist. They are Racist. That’s Racist!!!! Ow Undemocratic. Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then Blew His Nose, and He said, “Prepare for Your Inoculations. BABYY!!!!@#(I?………. Acclimation. Custom Customary10923jdsljfBCAZZZZ! Are You knoci off Your Gamey Yet, BOY9999666BCDE!????? Huh, what You say234134. YikesSSSS!! Hippie Hipsters!!!!!! You are a Bigot. You are Racist! Look at those Dude Snatchers!!!  Racist Bigot. Racist. Bigot. Sensory Deprivation(s). Stress Point(s). Discomforting. Discomfort(s). Comfort(s). Comforting. Defect(s). You have a Defect. You are Defective. You are Not desirable. Look at You!!!! Clean Yourself Off. Take a Shower! How do You know that? Why? WHY?! Why do you believe that? Why do you do that? Why did You do that? Why? How? Where? When? What? How do You know? That Trumps. Trump(s).Trumping. Trumped. National Security. National Securities. Security. Securities. Cash. Money. Moolah. Resource(s). Gold. Jewelry. Diamond(s). Gem(s). Silver. Monies. Wealth. Lack of. Lack thereof. Cover(s). Uncover(s). Conspiracy. Ies. Ice. Ices. Cube(s). Subject(s). Prisoner. Prisoners. Prison(s). Jail(s). Jail Bird. Think of Your Record. Your Reputation. Conspiracy Theorist. Conspiracy Theorists. Crazy. Crazies. Wacko. Wack Job(s). Hidden. Buried. Uncovered. Covered. I’ll cover for You. It will be OK. It will be fine. You’ll be Ok. You’ll be fine. I have Your Back. You can count on Me. You can depend on Me. I understand that. I understand You. I know. I understand. We understand. Your Predicament(s). Knowledge(s). Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Mystery. Mysteries. Think of YOur Family. Friends. Your Well Being. What led you to? What led you to that conclusion? Non Sequitor. The Conclusion doesn’tt follow. That is Illogical. Irrational. Doesn’t make Sense. Doesn’t make Sense, Son. Listen Son. Son. Kid. Kids. Kidding. Think of Your Family. Think of Your Friends. Your Well-Being. Your Best Interest. I have Your Best Interest at Heart. What led you to? Oink! Sueiey!  Chop Suiey! I have a Gift for You. A Candy bar. Dessert. Something sweet. To eat. To Drink. Spirit(s). Off kilter. Kilt(s). A privilege. It is a Privilege. To Meet You. Chaperon. Champagne. Mind Game(s). Valuable(s). I have the Goods on You. We have the Goods on You. Think if We revealed. Think if it was Known. Think if it was leaked that. What would They think? What would HE/SHE/THEY/YOUR FAMILY/YOUR FRIENDS Think? If they knew that. Racist. Bum. Lazy. Bigot. Red Neck. Red. Color(s). Look at Me. When I’m talking to You. I’m going to be honest with You. Let’s Level. I’m going to level with You. Howdy. How? Why? What? Motive? What would be the Motive be? The Motivation? The Reason? That’s doesn’t make sense, Son. That doesn’t make sense. Would I lie to You? 120983190i012039adjojcljjadkjflcombonowhamburgerhotdog192931i23. Have I ever lied to You? I have never ——-. ——-ajdkfljslkfj9103i091i3o4i1polkdafl;kdf/. Whoa! Whoat. Whoas. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Let’s paly a game. I got the Goods. This a Game —-Who would believe You You’re Not believableThat’s Not believableYou can Trust Me. SonThis comes from My Heart           Relax. Just Relax. Settle down. Calm down. This will calm you down. OK? Do You understand? The Consequences? The Importance. Of. USA. Our Nation. yourNation. Your Organization(s). This comes from My Heart. Do you trust Me? It appears that. A Reasonable Person would. Reasonable People would. Don’t You trust Me I found out. I know that. It is known that. It is well known that. The Motive is. The motivation is. Do You promise? Promise. I promise. I give you my word. DO You swear. Swear. Pinky Swear Raise Your Right Hand. Rasise You hand We Shook hands. Let’s shake hands. We shook on it. You signed a contract. You signed a legally binding contract. The Police is. Our Policy is. The Policyis. History. Historeis of. History of. Pattern. Pattern of. The motive is. Motives are. Doen’st Your word mean something? Can I count onYou? Can I trust You. Bloviate. Bloviating. Brag. Pride. Prideful. Look away. You are Cute. Cute. Cutes. Cuties. Cutie Pie. Hey Handsome! Hey Good looking. Look that Way. What wpould they think? 293410i4akdflka;dkc/i9uo8o98mmjkjou9i09!!!!!!)O)@#  We are the Police Police! I looks like. Again. Not Again! Really????! Really! I’m going to level with You. Son. It looks like. That looks good. That looks like. What would They think? Did you know that. I’m going to tell you something. Just Once. Just for a Second. Just for a Minute. It won’t hurt. I promise. Di you know that? We havereached the conclusion. No Harm No Foul. You should know that. I think. WE believe. Freedom. The Constitution. Guaranttees. Happiness. We all have the right to be Happy. To Pursue Happiness. Give Me Your arm. Your Left Arm. It is in your best interest(s). Interest(s). Public Good. Policy. Public Policy. Prestigous. Stun. Stun Gun. Stress Points. Trigger Words. Hypnotize. Stunning. Shocking. Shcok Value. Don’t be selfish. Self-Cetnered. Selfish. What aboutUS? What about Me/ Quit only thinkingabout Yourself. I heard that. I know that. I believe that. I was raised to know that/tobelieve that. Even Steven. We are even that. I only want. I only want to know. Only. A good Price. A Fair Shake. Good Value. That person want.s Good Cop/Bad Cop. You have contructed. A Fantasy. That is NotReality. NotReal. All in Your Head. Delusional(s). Delusion(s). Fantasy. A Dream. Day Dream. Pyschosis. Let’s Pray together. God answers prayers. Hug. Love Hug. I like You. I understand. I love you. Yes. No. Mayble. Soon. Fable. Fables. Alternative. Altnerative Reality. Fantasy. Hobo. Homeless(ness). Not Real. This is Real. This is the Real Deal. Our Bond(s). We Bonde(d). Did Not. Bonding. Fear. Fear Factors. The Factor. Factor. One aspect. In the workds. As you can see. I see. It appears to Me. I know. It looks like. What??????!!!!!!! I don’t believe you. You are unbelievable. Whou would believe you? I have to. I am obligated ot. The Policy is. Our Policy is. The rules are. The rule is. I’m honorable. My word is My Bond. The gloves are coming off. Fat! Fatty! Fatso! Look at that Belly. You have a Face only a Mother could love. Cute. Cutes. Cutie. Cuties. You are Cute. You are Photogenic. You could be a Model. Those are Good Pictures. Those are Modeling Pictures. Photogenic. Handsome. Good Looking. You are Smart. You are Intelligent. You are Knowledgeable. Appeal to Vanity. Brag. Bragged. It is My unfortunate duty to. I have to. I have an obligation to. Metaphor(s). Vaccination(s). Vaccinate(d). The gloves are coming off. Mister. Mr. Miss. Ms. Mrs. Man. Woman. Child. Children. Kid(s). Loss of Privilege(s). You’ll have the privilege of. Reward. Punishment(s). Odd. Strange. Uncommon. Oddity. Isolated Incident. Interesting. Legit. Medicine(s). Antidote. Manageable. Manageability. 901i2p93ipoifldkjflajdj –aksjflkjwd Legit. It is Legit.,” The Wolf then pointed at The Man for about 91 Minutes, while saying Nothing, The Wolf then said, “Legit. Legitimate. You hear what I’m saying? Son? It seems to me. It lookslike? Think of Your family. Your Friends. That person. It is in the interest of all. It is in the interest of. Self-interest. Self- preservation. The evidence suggest. Correct me if I’m wrong. Hold My Hand. Let’s shake on it. We shook Hands! You gave Me Your Word? Isn’t Your Word Good? You are Evil. Evil. Mean. Act of Faith. You can count on Me. Preponderence. Beyond a Reasonable doubt. Reasonable Person. Reasonable People. Be Respnosible. Be a Responsible Person. Act like a Man. Man Up. Take it like a Man. Logical Reason. Reasonable. Non-Sequitor. The evidence speak for itself. Take a Look at that. Look at this photo. Look at these photos and/or video. Where is Your Proof. No one will believe you. With Your History. Histories. Track Record. Pattern(s). Criminal Record(s). You are a Liar. A Cheater too boot. Where is Your Proof? The Proof is in the pudding. Pyshological Warfare. Psychological Warfare. War. Warfares. Coward. Delusion(s). Delusional. Pyschosis. Psychotic. Wake up. Just a Dream. What?!!! You are Kidding. You are Kidding, Right? That’s a Joke, right? Paper cut. Dependence. Dependent upon. Junkie. Gotcha. I got the goods. We got the goods. Blackmail. Extortion. Pressure. Pressure Points. Sensory Deprivation. Etc. Et Cetera. Miscellanous. Misc. A Family that prays together. Hold Hands. Sahke on it. Shake on it. Policy is Policy. Policies. The Motivation is. You are a Racist. You are a Bigot.You are Bigot. You are Pathetic. Lazy Bum. Lazy. Bum.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.

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And More of My Writings:

CC34D. Tune Out. Sort of Tune Out. Tune Out (TO). Sort of Tune Out (SOTO). Ignore. Sort of Ignore. Sort of Ignore (SOI).Psych out. Sort of Psych out. Psych out (PO). Sort of Psych out (SOPO). Attempt. Attempt at (AA). Attempting to (AT). Attempted to (AT). Attempts at (AA). Attempts. Attempting. Attempted. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC35D. An Attempt to Tune Out. An Attempt to Sort of Tune Out. An Attempt to Tune Out (AATTO). An Attempt to Sort of Tune Out (AATSOTO). An Attempt to Ignore (AATI). An Attempt to Sort of Ignore (AATSOI). An Attempt to Sort of Ignore (AATSOI). An Attempt to Psych out. An Attempt to Sort of Psych out. An Attempt to Psych out (AATPO). An Attempt to Sort of Psych out (AATSOPO).
Attempt. Attempt at (AA). Attempting to (AT). Attempted to (AT). Attempts at (AA). Attempts. Attempting. Attempted. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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As the Paraphrased Bible Verse states, “God Works in Mysterious Ways.”
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The Wolf and The Handcuffs
Written by Brandon Katrena

The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me  Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? 1238918298iBCCDEEDFAZZZY! The Structure is. The Process is. The Processes are. Go through the Process. The Processes. Go through the Hoops. The Paperwork. This has to be Legit. Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception?  And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma. Do You think that it is a Fake Diploma? Do You think that I’m a Fraud, a Liar, and a Charlatan? Do You think that I’m a Fake? A Faker? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? Do You think that I’m a Dishonest Liar? Do You think that I’m a Cheater? Do You think that I’m a Real Wacko? Do You Really Think that I’m Really Wacky? Do You think that I’m Really Crazy? And Do You think that I’m Really Insane? And Do you think that the Ventricles in My Brain are Extremely Enlarged?” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind My Diploma? Do You Question How I obtained My Diploma? Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from High School? And Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from Past Sixth Grade? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from College? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from Graduate School? Do You Question whether I’ve Graduated from Medical School? Do You think that I’m a Phony? A Phony Bologna. A Fraud. A Fraudster? A Thief. A Liar. A Coward. Dishonest. Mischievous. A Con Artist. A Lying Thief. A Literal, or Non-Literal, Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or a Sheep in a Wolf’s Clothing. Do You have a lot of Questions? Do You Question Me? Do You have Doubts about My Motives? Do You think that I’m Greedy? Avaricious. A Sinner. A Serious Sinner? A Non-Serious Sinner? A Venial Sinner. A Mortal Sinner. A Committer of an Abomination? A Committer of Abominations? A Jokester, even. A Committer of Serious Sins. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a White Lab Coat or a Suit or a Uniform? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Name or a Title? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? A Liar? A Tricky Trickster? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Medical Degree? Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind the Name of a Profession or a Degree, such as the name ‘Doctor’? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind Something? My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. Look at Your Face! Prety boy. Prety Face, boy. Pretty. You are Pretty91i2o3i1wBCDE1299. Pretty Boy. How’s Your Life going? If You do what I tell You, I will make it worth Your while. You know what I’m saying. I’ll give you a lot of Money,” The Wolf then pulled out a Silver and Black Briefcase, and He opened it, and it was filled with Money.,” And The Wolf said, “This Money is Yours, all You have to do is do what I tell You.” And The Man said, “No. I’m Not going to put on those handcuffs.” And The Wolf said, “I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? You know that I have Your Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. And You do know that I have Our Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. Don’t You Trust Me? Why don’t You trust Me? Aren’t You Logical? Are You Rational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Logical? Illogical? Fable. Faboellllllzuy. Ajoijljkjl. Yeyyyyy Haww! 219i4ijakdjf. 0390293+32194i92i=1ljasld9bc. Ride em Cowboy! You too Gowgirls. 1953. You know what happened? You want Me to tell You are Secret? My Secret. You best do what I tell You then. Boy!!!!! Prety Boy. Look at You, Pretty Boy!!!! How are those Dude Snaters Doing! How do You like My Feet, Arms, and Thights. Say What! You little Rascals. Rascal Man. That’s Your Name! Laugher Applause. You areWorthless. Worlthless Noting. Nothing Worthless. How, what? What say what. How……..,” The Wolf then remained silent for about 31 Minutes, and He just stared at the Man while shuffling some Cards, and the Wolf then Yelled at the Top of His Lungs, “Aren’t You Rational?!!!!!! Irrational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Insane? Are You Crazy? You should Obey Me. Listen to Me. Do What I tell You. I’m the Authority. And I’m the Authority Figure. If You don’t Obey Me there are going to be Serious Consequences for You. There will be Serious Ramifications. There will be Ramifications. And there will be Consequences. There will be Serious Consequences. And if You don’t Obey Me, You are going to be in Serious Trouble. You are in Serious Trouble. There is going to be Serious Punishment for You if You don’t Obey My Command. Obey Me! Listen to Me! Do What I Tell You! Who do You think that You are?! Do You think that You are Better than Me? Do You think that You are Better? Do You think that You are Special? We are all the same. No one is Better than the other Person in any Way, Shape, Form, or Ability. We are all Equal in all Ways, Shapes, Forms, and Abilities. How DARE YOU! How Dare You! Who do You think that You are? Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Don’t You Care? Don’t You Feel Sorry for Me? You Need to Feel sorry for Me. You need to Believe Me. I promise You that You will be OK> I will Protect You. You have My Protection. You have MY Word. Protect(ion)(s). Protected. You have my Word. You have My Promise. Promises. Promise. Prommised. Promised. Promising. I Swear that. You have My Promise that. You have MY Guarantee that. We are all Humans. Don’t You believe that We came from Slime? Primoridal Slime? We are the Product of Slime from Evolution. We are all Slime. Descendants fro Primordial Slime. Mr. Slime. Mrs. Slime. Whootttt! Hooooooooo! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddd. Here’s the Deal. Sign on the Dotted Line. You Promised! You Swore! You gave Me Your Word. I give You My Word. I give You My Word that You’ll be OK. Okie Dokie. Ok? Ok. I believe in God. I’m Religious. I’m Spiritual. I believe in Heaven and Hell. I don’t want to go to Hell. You don’t want to be punished, do You. You will go to Jail. You will be sent to Prison. You will be Punished. You will be found Guilty. A Jury of Your Peers. Think of Your Reputation. What will They Think? How Embarassing! It’s Your Word against that Persons. It’s Your Word against Theirs. They won’t believe You. That doesn’t Make Sense. That isn’t Logical. That isn’t Rational. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hold My Hand. Let’s Pray. Let’s Pray Together. Are You Hungry? We’ll get it all worked out. Here’s the Deal. Sign here. That is a Contract! We’ll figure it out. I’m here to Help. I’m here to Help You. It is in the Best Interest of. It is in Your Best Interest that. Synonymous. Synonymously. Pretty Much. Good Cop/Bad Cop (GCBC). Lies. Lying. Lied. Pretty Much. Exagerations(s). Misinformation. Information. Truthful. Untruthful. True. Untrue. Do You Believe in God? Don’t You Believe in God? Heaven? Hell? Right? Wrong? Moral? Immoral? National Security? The Common Good? Don’t You believe in ……? Here’s some Food. Water. Drink. Comfort. Someone. Something. Look what We have here. Surprise! Look at who We have here. Surprise!!!!! A Gift. Money. A Resources. Some Resources. Caught on Camera! Caught on Tape! Copy and Pasted. What would be the Motive? The Motivation? My Motivation? I am Here to Serve and Protect. To do No Harm. I am Neutral. I am the Boss. I’m The Boss. I’m in Charge. The Boss. The BossMan. The BossWoman. Are You Smart? Are You Stupid? Are You Talented? Smart. Stupid. Talented. Can You See? I can See clearly. You can see Clearly. You can Hear clearly. You can read clearly. I am Respectable. Aren’t You Honest? Honorable. Sleight of Hand. That Right thing to do is. The Correct thing to do is. Silence. Long Silence. A Seigh. Some Seigns. Distraction. Distractions. I care. I care about You. Don’t You have Compassion for Me? Don’t You Feel Sorry? Don’t You Feel Bad? Don’t You have a Conscience? We all Bleed. And We all have Blood. We are all Equal. We are all The Same. Haven’t We Bonded? Don’t We have a Commonality? Think of Our Commonalities. Don’t You Trust Me? Aren’t You a Truthful? Trustworhty? Dependable? Honest? A Nice Guy. A Nice Man? A Nice Person? Nice? Aren’t You a Trusting Soul? Do You think that I’m Ensouled? Don’t You think that I have a Soul? A Conscience? I would Never Hurt You. You know Me better than That. Do You want Me to Punish You? It is Time to Think about Your Action. And it is Time to Think about Your Actions. Don’t You Love Me? Don’t You like Me? Do You think that I’m a Criminal or a Thief? A Liar? A Henchman? A Murderer? An Adulterer? A Petty Criminal? A Crook? Put This Family First. And Put Your Friends First. Don’t be So SELFISH. Don’t be Greedy. Quit only Thinking about Yourself. Think about The Common Good. Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Kind? Nice? Friendly? Don’t You care? Don’t You care what I think of You? What others think of You? You need to Shape up or Ship out. You need to Shape Up. You are a Handful. Do You know that others Laugh at You? Do You want Me to Laugh at You? Do You want someone to Laugh at You? Your Actions have Consequences. It is Time to Sit in that Corner. I am going to Punish You if You don’t do what I tell You to do. You are Traitor. You are a Treasonous Traitor. You are a Deserter. You are Mean. And You are Evil. You are a Meany. A Bully. A Crook. A Liar. And a Thief. A Cheater. A Coward. Look at Me when I’m talking to You. Wipe that Grin off Your Face. Wip that Smirk off of Your Face. Don’t Grin. Don’t Smirk. Quit being a Cry Baby. Do You know what I Really Think of You? I know what You did. We Know what You did. You are Disgusting. I am Disgusted with You. You are Crazy. You are Insane. You are Wacko. And You are Wacky. You are Not Right in the Head. You have a Screw Loose. Whoat! Whoas. Wow. Wowzer. Wowzers! Wacky. Crazy. Insane. A Loose Cannon. Wacko. Do You feel Barraged? You are being Barraged from all Sides. And You are Enveloped. You are Hopeless. Hopeless. Hopelessness. You are Helpless. Helpless. Helplessness. I have The Power. And I have all the Power. I am in Control, and You are Not in Control. Once I Snap My Fingers, You had better come Running. You had Best do what I tell You. Who do You think that You are? You are Nobody. You are Nothing. You are Not Special. What a LOSER! You are Surrounded. Put Up Your Hands. Put Up Your Dukes. Time to be Handcuffed, Mister. You are Under Arrest. Pleading the Fifth is Not an Option this time. Think How We are the Same. We are Cut from the Same Cloth. We are the same Flesh and Blood. We are God’s Children. We are Cousins. We are Family. We are Friends. We are alike. We are Similar. Look at MY SMILE! Look How I’m Smiling. Look at My Grin. You know that I like You. We are Friends. We are Family. We are Family Members (FM). We are Fundamentally the Same. No one is Better than the other. Truth is Relative. Do You think that I might have engaged in a Conpiracy? Do You think that I’m a Conspirator? A Murderer? A Thief? A Liar? A Fraud? Common Sense and Wisdom need to be Thrown out the Window. Where is Your Humanity? Don’t You believe in Democracy? We are all Equal. What about My Rights? Don’t You believe in Equal Rights? You are Quack. Quack, Quack, Quack! Hey PRettY Boy! You are a Pretty Boy! You are Weak. You are Weakling. Weak. Weaking. You are Nothing. Worthless. You are Wrothless. You are Worthless. Worthless. Good for Nothing. Nobody. Pretty Boy. Look at You Pretty Boy! There is a Big Conspiracy Slash Coverup and almost everyone is dying from Viruses and Slash Diseases, such as Cancers, except for One Man, who is also known as the Chalice, and His Blood and Stuff is used for Plasma Slash Immunotherapy to SAVE THE LIVES of ALMOST EVERYONE, and THAT IS JUST THE WAY THAT IT IS. Really?!1 Yeah Really!! 7. XSLoB91!  AND there are few other People who each prolong lives for aobut 9 seconds each day aka THE CHALICES. IF that Plasma Gravy Station from bettewen about 9 at Night toabout Noooooooon each Day don’t ARIVE SON, People will get REALLLLY Sick and then Die/Expire. REAL SICK. SICK. SIC
O. That’s just Reality. Mutate. Mutates. Mutation. Mutations. Mutated. Viruses, especially BAD. Nasty Stuff, that Virus. Nasty Stuff. Nasty Time. Time don’t heal all Wounds, Son, especially with Mutations of Diseases. Gave those Diseases/Viruses a few thousands years to Mutate, and look what Happened! By God’s Grace We have The Chalice and The Chalices. God works in Mysterious Ways. Viruses Spread Easily. Are You Concerned that in the Year 2016 an Estimated 66 Percent of People under age 50 have a Type of Herpes? Think about for a few seconds. Whoa. Wow! Do You Think it is an indicator/Bread Crumb/Hint/Foreshadowing of things to officially to Become – like an OFFICIAL EPIDEMIC OF something Nasty? Remember How The Plague, during The Middles Ages, Killed Many, Many People? Viruses Spread Easily. Viruses are Deadly. A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to do something illegal or immoral. And Many Courts of Law have found individuals guilty of Conspiracies. And Coverups happen all the Time. That’s JustttttThe Way it is. That’s Just Reality. Baby!!!! WHOOOOO! BABY!!! ” The Wolf then began shuffling cards, and He threw them all over the place, and He put on some Silly Eyeglasses that were colored Pink and Blue, and He put on a Long Green Wig, and He put on a BLUE and GREEN and RED Dress that had holes all over it, as well as a Paper Hat that He began to eat, and The Wolf said, while playing a Harmonica, “I guarantee it. You” be Safe. You will be Safe. I guarantee You’ll be Fine. You have Me Guarantte. I guaranteed it. I guarantte that and those. You have My Guarnttee. *(*((989834321))#. !!!!!??????. ?????. !!!!!. 1. ZERO! ZERO TIMES!! ZERO, FRED!!!! Hussssssh Up! Silecne. BE QUIT. BE QUITE. NOW! What’d I say. OBEY> OBEY ME!!!  Freedom. Guarantee. I Guarantee it. I want a Hug. Bob. 9. 12. 9289384. &
*^(^(. Discrimination. Discrimatory. Silly. Silly Time. Play Time. Don’t You Care? Don’t You Believe in Democracy? One Person One Vote. Equal Rights for Everyone. You should Believe in Equality. And You should believe in Democracy. The Rule of Law. HEY! Yeah, I’m Talking to You, Pal! Straighten Up. Belt Time. Paddle Time!!!!! Wise Guy!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then stuck out His tongue, and He spat all over the Place. While Making Laughing, Smiling, and Making Funny Faces, and Moving His Hands Quickly all over the place, and doing Jumping Jacks and Pushups, The Wolf then said, “Who do You think You are? You are Worthless. Pretty Boy. Pretty!!!! You are Sexist. You are a Racist. Aren’t I funny? Don’t I make You laugh? Put Up Your Dukes, Boy. Boy. Look at My TRACK RECORD. I have a GOOD TRACK RECOORD and REPUTATION> I come with REFERENCES tooo. Dude Snatchers. Red shoes with Blue Trim and cottage cheese and Gravy. 19. 801. *&*&*)*())*(*@*!& Come on Man. Mr. Man. Mister Man. Hey MAN!!!! We are Both Men, Here. Hold My Hand. Give Me a Hug!!!! I’m Your Uncle Bob. I’m Your Grandpa. Your Dad. Hey Prety Boyzy12489ioBCSE! Hey there, Boy! Pretty Boy! GUARANTEE. SEXisT. RACISt. You RACIST>!!!! You SEXIST!!! You stink! You smell. Stink. Smelly. Stink. Yucky! You are Gross. Look at You LAZY. You are LAZY. Lazy. LOOK AT YOU!!!!! Crazy too!  PATHETIC SLOB!!!! SLOB. FREEDOM. DEMOCRACY. LIBERTY! Don’t’ you believe in FREEDOM?!!! LIBERTY?!!! CILVE RIGHTS!1  You are a Dictator. You FASCIST!  NOBODY LIKES YOU. I don’t Like U. Civil Rights! Civil Liberties!  You RACIST! You LAZY SELFISH! Look at You!,” And the Wolf Began to Laugh aloud at the Man for several Seconds, while sticking His Tongue out, and Licking His Own Paws for several seconds. The Wolf then said, “YOU DICTACTOR! You RACIAST! SEXIST AND SELFISH&&&SELF-CENTERED. You are SELFISH and Self-Centered. You have CANCER. A VIRUS. VIRUSES. DISEASES. HEART FailURE. Organ FAILURE!!!! Arthritis. TOO. To Boot!. Tank You for THE CHALICE, or You’d be Worm Food. Me too!!!  WANNA Wrestle?! Let’s have that Wrestling MATCH! YIPPEEEEE!!!” The Wolf then turned on a Radio Very Loud, and He did a Strange Dance, while Playing a Bright Red Guitar that was covered with Green Dots. The Wolf then said, “BABIIIII!!!!! You are Racist. He is Racist. She is Racist. They are Racist. That’s Racist!!!! Ow Undemocratic. Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then Blew His Nose, and He said, “Prepare for Your Inoculations. BABYY!!!!@#(I?………. Acclimation. Custom Customary10923jdsljfBCAZZZZ! Are You knoci off Your Gamey Yet, BOY9999666BCDE!????? Huh, what You say234134. YikesSSSS!! Hippie Hipsters!!!!!! You are a Bigot. You are Racist! Look at those Dude Snatchers!!!  Racist Bigot. Racist. Bigot. Sensory Deprivation(s). Stress Point(s). Discomforting. Discomfort(s). Comfort(s). Comforting. Defect(s). You have a Defect. You are Defective. You are Not desirable. Look at You!!!! Clean Yourself Off. Take a Shower! How do You know that? Why? WHY?! Why do you believe that? Why do you do that? Why did You do that? Why? How? Where? When? What? How do You know? That Trumps. Trump(s).Trumping. Trumped. National Security. National Securities. Security. Securities. Cash. Money. Moolah. Resource(s). Gold. Jewelry. Diamond(s). Gem(s). Silver. Monies. Wealth. Lack of. Lack thereof. Cover(s). Uncover(s). Conspiracy. Ies. Ice. Ices. Cube(s). Subject(s). Prisoner. Prisoners. Prison(s). Jail(s). Jail Bird. Think of Your Record. Your Reputation. Conspiracy Theorist. Conspiracy Theorists. Crazy. Crazies. Wacko. Wack Job(s). Hidden. Buried. Uncovered. Covered. I’ll cover for You. It will be OK. It will be fine. You’ll be Ok. You’ll be fine. I have Your Back. You can count on Me. You can depend on Me. I understand that. I understand You. I know. I understand. We understand. Your Predicament(s). Knowledge(s). Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Mystery. Mysteries. Think of YOur Family. Friends. Your Well Being. What led you to? What led you to that conclusion? Non Sequitor. The Conclusion doesn’tt follow. That is Illogical. Irrational. Doesn’t make Sense. Doesn’t make Sense, Son. Listen Son. Son. Kid. Kids. Kidding. Think of Your Family. Think of Your Friends. Your Well-Being. Your Best Interest. I have Your Best Interest at Heart. What led you to? Oink! Sueiey!  Chop Suiey! I have a Gift for You. A Candy bar. Dessert. Something sweet. To eat. To Drink. Spirit(s). Off kilter. Kilt(s). A privilege. It is a Privilege. To Meet You. Chaperon. Champagne. Mind Game(s). Valuable(s). I have the Goods on You. We have the Goods on You. Think if We revealed. Think if it was Known. Think if it was leaked that. What would They think? What would HE/SHE/THEY/YOUR FAMILY/YOUR FRIENDS Think? If they knew that. Racist. Bum. Lazy. Bigot. Red Neck. Red. Color(s). Look at Me. When I’m talking to You. I’m going to be honest with You. Let’s Level. I’m going to level with You. Howdy. How? Why? What? Motive? What would be the Motive be? The Motivation? The Reason? That’s doesn’t make sense, Son. That doesn’t make sense. Would I lie to You? 120983190i012039adjojcljjadkjflcombonowhamburgerhotdog192931i23. Have I ever lied to You? I have never ——-. ——-ajdkfljslkfj9103i091i3o4i1polkdafl;kdf/. Whoa! Whoat. Whoas. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Let’s paly a game. I got the Goods. This a Game —-Who would believe You You’re Not believableThat’s Not believableYou can Trust Me. SonThis comes from My Heart           Relax. Just Relax. Settle down. Calm down. This will calm you down. OK? Do You understand? The Consequences? The Importance. Of. USA. Our Nation. yourNation. Your Organization(s). This comes from My Heart. Do you trust Me? It appears that. A Reasonable Person would. Reasonable People would. Don’t You trust Me I found out. I know that. It is known that. It is well known that. The Motive is. The motivation is. Do You promise? Promise. I promise. I give you my word. DO You swear. Swear. Pinky Swear Raise Your Right Hand. Rasise You hand We Shook hands. Let’s shake hands. We shook on it. You signed a contract. You signed a legally binding contract. The Police is. Our Policy is. The Policyis. History. Historeis of. History of. Pattern. Pattern of. The motive is. Motives are. Doen’st Your word mean something? Can I count onYou? Can I trust You. Bloviate. Bloviating. Brag. Pride. Prideful. Look away. You are Cute. Cute. Cutes. Cuties. Cutie Pie. Hey Handsome! Hey Good looking. Look that Way. What wpould they think? 293410i4akdflka;dkc/i9uo8o98mmjkjou9i09!!!!!!)O)@#  We are the Police Police! I looks like. Again. Not Again! Really????! Really! I’m going to level with You. Son. It looks like. That looks good. That looks like. What would They think? Did you know that. I’m going to tell you something. Viruses Spread Easily. Are You Concerned that in the Year 2016 an Estimated 66 Percent of People under age 50 have a Type of Herpes? Think about for a few seconds. Whoa. Wow! Do You Think it is an indicator/Bread Crumb/Hint/Foreshadowing of things to officially to Become – like an OFFICIAL EPIDEMIC OF something Nasty? Remember How The Plague, during The Middles Ages, Killed Many, Many People? Viruses Spread Easily. Viruses are Deadly. A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to do something illegal or immoral. And Many Courts of Law have found individuals guilty of Conspiracies. And Coverups happen all the Time. Just Once. Just for a Second. Just for a Minute. It won’t hurt. I promise. Di you know that? We havereached the conclusion. No Harm No Foul. You should know that. I think. WE believe. Freedom. The Constitution. Guaranttees. Happiness. We all have the right to be Happy. To Pursue Happiness. Give Me Your arm. Your Left Arm. It is in your best interest(s). Interest(s). Public Good. Policy. Public Policy. Prestigous. Stun. Stun Gun. Stress Points. Trigger Words. Hypnotize. Stunning. Shocking. Shcok Value. Don’t be selfish. Self-Cetnered. Selfish. What aboutUS? What about Me/ Quit only thinkingabout Yourself. I heard that. I know that. I believe that. I was raised to know that/tobelieve that. Even Steven. We are even that. I only want. I only want to know. Only. A good Price. A Fair Shake. Good Value. That person want.s Good Cop/Bad Cop. You have contructed. A Fantasy. That is NotReality. NotReal. All in Your Head. Delusional(s). Delusion(s). Fantasy. A Dream. Day Dream. Pyschosis. Let’s Pray together. God answers prayers. Hug. Love Hug. I like You. I understand. I love you. Yes. No. Mayble. Soon. Fable. Fables. Alternative. Altnerative Reality. Fantasy. Hobo. Homeless(ness). Not Real. This is Real. This is the Real Deal. Our Bond(s). We Bonde(d). Did Not. Bonding. Fear. Fear Factors. The Factor. Factor. One aspect. In the workds. As you can see. I see. It appears to Me. I know. It looks like. What??????!!!!!!! I don’t believe you. You are unbelievable. Whou would believe you? I have to. I am obligated ot. The Policy is. Our Policy is. The rules are. The rule is. I’m honorable. My word is My Bond. The gloves are coming off. Fat! Fatty! Fatso! Look at that Belly. You have a Face only a Mother could love. Cute. Cutes. Cutie. Cuties. You are Cute. You are Photogenic. You could be a Model. Those are Good Pictures. Those are Modeling Pictures. Photogenic. Handsome. Good Looking. You are Smart. You are Intelligent. You are Knowledgeable. Appeal to Vanity. Brag. Bragged. It is My unfortunate duty to. I have to. I have an obligation to. Metaphor(s). Vaccination(s). Vaccinate(d). The gloves are coming off. Mister. Mr. Miss. Ms. Mrs. Man. Woman. Child. Children. Kid(s). Loss of Privilege(s). You’ll have the privilege of. Reward. Punishment(s). Odd. Strange. Uncommon. Oddity. Isolated Incident. Interesting. Legit. Medicine(s). Antidote. Manageable. Manageability. 901i2p93ipoifldkjflajdj –aksjflkjwd Legit. It is Legit.,” The Wolf then pointed at The Man for about 91 Minutes, while saying Nothing, The Wolf then said, “Legit. Legitimate. You hear what I’m saying? Son? It seems to me. It lookslike? Think of Your family. Your Friends. That person. It is in the interest of all. It is in the interest of. Self-interest. Self- preservation. The evidence suggest. Correct me if I’m wrong. Hold My Hand. Let’s shake on it. We shook Hands! You gave Me Your Word? Isn’t Your Word Good? You are Evil. Evil. Mean. Act of Faith. You can count on Me. Preponderence. Beyond a Reasonable doubt. Reasonable Person. Reasonable People. Be Respnosible. Be a Responsible Person. Act like a Man. Man Up. Take it like a Man. Logical Reason. Reasonable. Non-Sequitor. The evidence speak for itself. Take a Look at that. Look at this photo. Look at these photos and/or video. Where is Your Proof. No one will believe you. With Your History. Histories. Track Record. Pattern(s). Criminal Record(s). You are a Liar. A Cheater too boot. Where is Your Proof? The Proof is in the pudding. Pyshological Warfare. Psychological Warfare. War. Warfares. Coward. Delusion(s). Delusional. Pyschosis. Psychotic. Wake up. Just a Dream. What?!!! You are Kidding. You are Kidding, Right? That’s a Joke, right? Paper cut. Dependence. Dependent upon. Junkie. Gotcha. I got the goods. We got the goods. Blackmail. Extortion. Pressure. Pressure Points. Sensory Deprivation. Etc. Et Cetera. Miscellanous. Misc. A Family that prays together. Hold Hands. Sahke on it. Shake on it. Policy is Policy. Policies. The Motivation is. You are a Racist. You are a Bigot.You are Bigot. You are Pathetic. Lazy Bum. Lazy. Bum.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family. And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.

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The Wolf and The Handcuffs
Written by Brandon Katrena

The Man was Working in a Field of Corn, when He met a Wolf. The Wolf said to The Man, “Here, put on These Handcuffs.” And The Man replied, “Why?” And The Wolf said, “This is a Game. A Game of Magic and Magical Things, to be exact.” And The Man said, “You are Not going to Make Me  Nearly Defenseless and then Seriously Harm Me, are You, Wolf?” And The Wolf replied, “Me? Harm You? Heavens No. Of course Not. Who would ever hear of such a thing? And You should know that I’m a Vegetarian. I don’t eat Meat.” And The Man replied, “Well, I’ve Heard . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “What You have Heard is Wrong. Those Rumors are False.” And The Man said, “Well, My God-Given Instincts tell Me . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “Your Instincts must be Wrong too.” And The Man said, “Well, Your Reputation is such that . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and said, “I have an Excellent Reputation, and only Liars and the Jealous would speak ill of Me.” And The Man said, “Well, My Brain and My Mind say . . .” And The Wolf interrupted and He said, “Your Brain and Your Mind must Not be Working Correctly. Just ignore those CT and MRI Scans that say things contrary to what I say. And Ignore other Indicators, Commonsense, Logic, and Rationality. Obey Me. Listen to Me. Did I tell You that I am a Doctor? I may Not look like a Real Doctor, but I am one. And all Doctors tell You the Truth: ignore the History of Lobotomies, widespread Medical Malpractice, widespread Medical Errors, a History of forced Electrical Shocks, that Deaths from Medical Errors Account for a Huge Number of Deaths, and a History of Widespread Negligence and Mistreatment, et cetera. And don’t You Believe Me when I say that I’ve attended College for 8 Years? What, do You Think that You can Think for Yourself? Are You in Possession of Knowledge that Not everyone Possesses? Do You think that I am Lying to You when I say that I’m a Doctor? And do You think that I’m Lying to You when I say that I attended College for 8 years? Are You surprised that I’m Literate? Do You think that I’m illiterate? Do You think that I’m Stupid? 1238918298iBCCDEEDFAZZZY! The Structure is. The Process is. The Processes are. Go through the Process. The Processes. Go through the Hoops. The Paperwork. This has to be Legit. Do You think that I’m Dumb? Do You think that I’m Lying to You? Do you think that I’m Trying to Trick You? Do You think that I’m a Lying Deceiver, and that I engage in Widespread Deception?  And do You think that I’m Trying Fool You? And do You think that I’m trying to Deceive You? Why would I do that? What would be My Motivation? That doesn’t make Sense. That is Not Rational. That isn’t Logical. Look at My Diploma. Do You think that it is a Fake Diploma? Do You think that I’m a Fraud, a Liar, and a Charlatan? Do You think that I’m a Fake? A Faker? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? Do You think that I’m a Dishonest Liar? Do You think that I’m a Cheater? Do You think that I’m a Real Wacko? Do You Really Think that I’m Really Wacky? Do You think that I’m Really Crazy? And Do You think that I’m Really Insane? And Do you think that the Ventricles in My Brain are Extremely Enlarged?” And The Wolf pulled out a Diploma, which He showed to The Man. “And, because I have attended College for 8 years, You should become Awestruck and Stunned – and ignore Your Gut and Your Instincts – and You should Obey Me. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind My Diploma? Do You Question How I obtained My Diploma? Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from High School? And Do You Doubt that I’ve Graduated from Past Sixth Grade? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from College? And Do You Doubt that I have Graduated from Graduate School? Do You Question whether I’ve Graduated from Medical School? Do You think that I’m a Phony? A Phony Bologna. A Fraud. A Fraudster? A Thief. A Liar. A Coward. Dishonest. Mischievous. A Con Artist. A Lying Thief. A Literal, or Non-Literal, Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or a Sheep in a Wolf’s Clothing. Do You have a lot of Questions? Do You Question Me? Do You have Doubts about My Motives? Do You think that I’m Greedy? Avaricious. A Sinner. A Serious Sinner? A Non-Serious Sinner? A Venial Sinner. A Mortal Sinner. A Committer of an Abomination? A Committer of Abominations? A Jokester, even. A Committer of Serious Sins. Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a White Lab Coat or a Suit or a Uniform? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Name or a Title? Do You think that I’m Dishonest? A Liar? A Tricky Trickster? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind a Medical Degree? Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind the Name of a Profession or a Degree, such as the name ‘Doctor’? And Do You think that I’m Hiding Behind Something? My name is Mr. Wolf, and My Toothy Grin should Tell You that I’m a Good Medical Worker.” And The Man said, “Well, I have Read, Seen, and Heard, including Hearing from some of My Family Members that . . .” And The Wolf said, “Ignore all of that, especially from Your Family Members. Don’t You know that We are all part of a Gigantic and Friendly Family?” And The Man said, “Well, it is Common Knowledge that . . .Thereaintnosecond Chances, Son!” And The Wolf replied, “Ignore Common Knowledge. You Need to Obey Me. And You Need to Listen to Me. And You Need to Do what I tell You. Did I tell You that I’m also Very Religious? And did I tell You that I’m a Very Spiritual Person? I am also a Pastor. Look at Your Face! Prety boy. Prety Face, boy. Pretty. You are Pretty91i2o3i1wBCDE1299. Pretty Boy. How’s Your Life going? If You do what I tell You, I will make it worth Your while. You know what I’m saying. I’ll give you a lot of Money,” The Wolf then pulled out a Silver and Black Briefcase, and He opened it, and it was filled with Money.,” And The Wolf said, “This Money is Yours, all You have to do is do what I tell You.” And The Man said, “No. I’m Not going to put on those handcuffs.” And The Wolf said, “I am The Authority Figure Here. Did I tell You that I’m a Police Officer?” And The Wolf pulled out a Police Badge. And The Wolf said, “Obey Me, and Put on These Handcuffs. You are Under Arrest, Mister. And did You see My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Limp? Don’t You have Compassion for My Disability and My Handicap? You know that I have Your Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. And You do know that I have Our Best Interest in Mind and at Heart. Don’t You Trust Me? Why don’t You trust Me? Aren’t You Logical? Are You Rational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Logical? Illogical? Fable. Faboellllllzuy. Ajoijljkjl. Yeyyyyy Haww! 219i4ijakdjf. 0390293+32194i92i=1ljasld9bc. Ride em Cowboy! You too Gowgirls. 1953. You know what happened? You want Me to tell You are Secret? My Secret. You best do what I tell You then. Boy!!!!! Prety Boy. Look at You, Pretty Boy!!!! How are those Dude Snaters Doing! How do You like My Feet, Arms, and Thights. Say What! You little Rascals. Rascal Man. That’s Your Name! Laugher Applause. You areWorthless. Worlthless Noting. Nothing Worthless. How, what? What say what. How……..,” The Wolf then remained silent for about 31 Minutes, and He just stared at the Man while shuffling some Cards, and the Wolf then Yelled at the Top of His Lungs, “Aren’t You Rational?!!!!!! Irrational? Aren’t You Sane? Are You Insane? Are You Crazy? You should Obey Me. Listen to Me. Do What I tell You. I’m the Authority. And I’m the Authority Figure. If You don’t Obey Me there are going to be Serious Consequences for You. There will be Serious Ramifications. There will be Ramifications. And there will be Consequences. There will be Serious Consequences. And if You don’t Obey Me, You are going to be in Serious Trouble. You are in Serious Trouble. There is going to be Serious Punishment for You if You don’t Obey My Command. Obey Me! Listen to Me! Do What I Tell You! Who do You think that You are?! Do You think that You are Better than Me? Do You think that You are Better? Do You think that You are Special? We are all the same. No one is Better than the other Person in any Way, Shape, Form, or Ability. We are all Equal in all Ways, Shapes, Forms, and Abilities. How DARE YOU! How Dare You! Who do You think that You are? Birthday Time! Birthday Cake. LimtediknowledgeatthetimeIt’s My BIRTHDY! Cry. Crying. Fake Tearsrealtears Respect Me! Respect. Show some Respect! Reespect Your Elders! Aren’t You Compassionate? Aren’t You Nice? Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Moral? Don’t You Care? Don’t You Feel Sorry for Me? You Need to Feel sorry for Me. You need to Believe Me. I promise You that You will be OK> Discredited, Not really. I know better. We know better. Insticnts. I beg of Youimbeggingyou. listentomeimbeggin. MutationMutantmutantsmaringoferrorerorsGood  Instincts/Intuition.I will Protect You. You have My Protection. You have MY Word. Protect(ion)(s). Protected. You have my Word. You have My Promise. Promises. Promise. Prommised. Promised. Promising. PillowtalkI Swear that. You know what theysay about War and Love – all is Fair. All is Fair, there, Pal! Real Politik! Gesundeheit! Out organized! More Organised. Hey, Brandon! Come, On. Brando the Commando! Get away from My gold. Want to ehar a Joke? Take this! Say Grace. Shaming. Body Shaming Gonna get You checked out,ok/ Walk andchewgumatthesametime/ultitasking You have My Promise that. You have MY Guarantee that. We are all Humans. Don’t You believe that We came from Slime? Primoridal Slime? We are the Product of Slime from Evolution. We are all Slime. Descendants fro Primordial Slime. Mr. Slime. Mrs. Slime. Whootttt! Hooooooooo! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddd. Here’s the Deal. Sign on the Dotted Line. You Promised! You Swore! You gave Me Your Word. I give You My Word. I give You My Word that You’ll be OK. Okie Dokie. Ok? Ok. I believe in God. I’m Religious. I’m Spiritual. I believe in Heaven and Hell. I don’t want to go to Hell. You don’t want to be punished, do You. You will go to Jail. You will be sent to Prison. You will be Punished. You will be found Guilty. A Jury of Your Peers. Think of Your Reputation. What will They Think? How Embarassing! It’s Your Word against that Persons. It’s Your Word against Theirs. They won’t believe You. That doesn’t Make Sense. That isn’t Logical. That isn’t Rational. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Hold My Hand. Let’s Pray. Let’s Pray Together. Are You Hungry? We’ll get it all worked out. Here’s the Deal. Sign here. That is a Contract! We’ll figure it out. I’m here to Help. I’m here to Help You. It is in the Best Interest of. It is in Your Best Interest that. Synonymous. Synonymously. Pretty Much. Good Cop/Bad Cop (GCBC). Lies. Lying. Lied. Pretty Much. Exagerations(s). Misinformation. Information. Truthful. Untruthful. True. Untrue. Do You Believe in God? Don’t You Believe in God? Heaven? Hell? Right? Wrong? Moral? Immoral? National Security? The Common Good? Don’t You believe in ……? Here’s some Food. Water. Drink. Comfort. Someone. Something. Look what We have here. Surprise! Look at who We have here. Surprise!!!!! A Gift. Money. A Resources. Some Resources. Caught on Camera! Caught on Tape! Copy and Pasted. What would be the Motive? The Motivation? My Motivation? I am Here to Serve and Protect. To do No Harm. I am Neutral. I am the Boss. I’m The Boss. I’m in Charge. The Boss. The BossMan. The BossWoman. Are You Smart? Are You Stupid? Are You Talented? Smart. Stupid. Talented. Can You See? I can See clearly. You can see Clearly. You can Hear clearly. You can read clearly. I am Respectable. Aren’t You Honest? Honorable. Sleight of Hand. That Right thing to do is. The Correct thing to do is. Silence. Long Silence. A Seigh. Some Seigns. Distraction. Distractions. I care. I care about You. Don’t You have Compassion for Me? Don’t You Feel Sorry? Don’t You Feel Bad? Don’t You have a Conscience? We all Bleed. And We all have Blood. We are all Equal. We are all The Same. Haven’t We Bonded? Don’t We have a Commonality? Think of Our Commonalities. Don’t You Trust Me? Aren’t You a Truthful? Trustworhty? Dependable? Honest? A Nice Guy. A Nice Man? A Nice Person? Nice? Aren’t You a Trusting Soul? Do You think that I’m Ensouled? Don’t You think that I have a Soul? A Conscience? I would Never Hurt You. You know Me better than That. Do You want Me to Punish You? It is Time to Think about Your Action. And it is Time to Think about Your Actions. Don’t You Love Me? Don’t You like Me? Do You think that I’m a Criminal or a Thief? A Liar? A Henchman? A Murderer? An Adulterer? A Petty Criminal? A Crook? Put This Family First. And Put Your Friends First. Don’t be So SELFISH. Don’t be Greedy. Quit only Thinking about Yourself. Think about The Common Good. Aren’t You Good? Aren’t You Kind? Nice? Friendly? Don’t You care? Don’t You care what I think of You? What others think of You? You need to Shape up or Ship out. You need to Shape Up. You are a Handful. Do You know that others Laugh at You? Do You want Me to Laugh at You? Do You want someone to Laugh at You? Your Actions have Consequences. It is Time to Sit in that Corner. I am going to Punish You if You don’t do what I tell You to do. You are Traitor. You are a Treasonous Traitor. You are a Deserter. You are Mean. And You are Evil. You are a Meany. A Bully. A Crook. A Liar. And a Thief. A Cheater. A Coward. Look at Me when I’m talking to You. Wipe that Grin off Your Face. Wip that Smirk off of Your Face. Don’t Grin. Don’t Smirk. Quit being a Cry Baby. Do You know what I Really Think of You? I know what You did. We Know what You did. You are Disgusting. I am Disgusted with You. You are Crazy. You are Insane. You are Wacko. And You are Wacky. You are Not Right in the Head. You have a Screw Loose. Whoat! Whoas. Wow. Wowzer. Wowzers! Wacky. Crazy. Insane. A Loose Cannon. Wacko. Do You feel Barraged? You are being Barraged from all Sides. And You are Enveloped. You are Hopeless. Hopeless. Hopelessness. You are Helpless. Helpless. Helplessness. I have The Power. And I have all the Power. I am in Control, and You are Not in Control. Once I Snap My Fingers, You had better come Running. You had Best do what I tell You. Who do You think that You are? You are Nobody. You are Nothing. You are Not Special. What a LOSER! You are Surrounded. Put Up Your Hands. Put Up Your Dukes. Time to be Handcuffed, Mister. You are Under Arrest. Pleading the Fifth is Not an Option this time. Think How We are the Same. We are Cut from the Same Cloth. We are the same Flesh and Blood. We are God’s Children. We are Cousins. We are Family. We are Friends. Thatacrime! We are alike. We are Similar. Look at MY SMILE! Look How I’m Smiling. Look at My Grin. You know that I like You. We are Friends. Dismissed! Get outta here! We are Family. We are Family Members (FM). We are Fundamentally the Same. PsychoutNo one is Better than the other. Truth is Relative. Notlonger amember, really? No, not really. “Once a Marine, always a Marine!” Really a Lifteime member. Suspended, expelled. Experiecne. More Experience. Zip those lips. Magical powers. Someone would have to be Special for that. And that. Indicators. Masks. Jealousy. Illegible. Garbled. Encoded. Secret Meaning. Da Vincis Paintings. Come here! Yeah, You, come here! Stay there! Bingo! Democracy. Democracy natural? No, Committees are Natural and Good and make sense. Rule by Analysts and Committes, and Generals, unelected, make more sense, a lot more sense instead of Rule by the Masses. Diabetes. Diseases. Illness. Sweetness and Light. All is Fair in Love and War. Freedom and Liberty and Democracy Illussions. Do You think that I might have engaged in a Conpiracy? Do You think that I’m a Conspirator? A Murderer? A Thief? A Liar? A Fraud? Common Sense and Wisdom need to be Thrown out the Window. Where is Your Humanity? Don’t You believe in Democracy? We are all Equal. What about My Rights? Don’t You believe in Equal Rights? You are Quack. Quack, Quack, Quack! Hey PrettY Boy! You are a Pretty Boy! You are Weak. You are Weakling. Weak. Weaking. You are Nothing. Worthless. You are Wrothless. You are Worthless. Worthless. Good for Nothing. Nobody. Pretty Boy. Look at You Pretty Boy! There is a Big Conspiracy Slash Coverup and almost everyone is dying from Viruses and Slash Diseases, such as Cancers, except for One Man, who is also known as the Chalice, and His Blood and Stuff is used for Plasma Slash Immunotherapy to SAVE THE LIVES of ALMOST EVERYONE, and THAT IS JUST THE WAY THAT IT IS. Really?!1 Yeah Really!! 7. XSLoB91!  AND there are few other People who each prolong lives for aobut 9 seconds each day aka THE CHALICES. IF that Plasma Gravy Station from bettewen about 9 at Night toabout Noooooooon each Day don’t ARIVE SON, People will get REALLLLY Sick and then Die/Expire. REAL SICK. SICK. SIC
O. That’s just Reality. Mutate. Mutates. Mutation. Mutations. Mutated. Viruses, especially BAD. Nasty Stuff, that Virus. Nasty Stuff. Nasty Time. Time don’t heal all Wounds, Son, especially with Mutations of Diseases. Gave those Diseases/Viruses a few thousands years to Mutate, and look what Happened! By God’s Grace We have The Chalice and The Chalices. God works in Mysterious Ways. Viruses Spread Easily. Are You Concerned that in the Year 2016 an Estimated 66 Percent of People under age 50 have a Type of Herpes? Think about for a few seconds. Whoa. Wow! Do You Think it is an indicator/Bread Crumb/Hint/Foreshadowing of things to officially to Become – like an OFFICIAL EPIDEMIC OF something Nasty? Remember How The Plague, during The Middles Ages, Killed Many, Many People? Viruses Spread Easily. Viruses are Deadly. A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to do something illegal or immoral. And Many Courts of Law have found individuals guilty of Conspiracies. And Coverups happen all the Time. That’s JustttttThe Way it is. That’s Just Reality. Baby!!!! WHOOOOO! BABY!!! ” The Wolf then began shuffling cards, and He threw them all over the place, and He put on some Silly Eyeglasses that were colored Pink and Blue, and He put on a Long Green Wig, and He put on a BLUE and GREEN and RED Dress that had holes all over it, as well as a Paper Hat that He began to eat, and The Wolf said, while playing a Harmonica, “I guarantee it. You” be Safe. You will be Safe. I guarantee You’ll be Fine. You have Me Guarantte. I guaranteed it. I guarantte that and those. You have My Guarnttee. *(*((989834321))#. !!!!!??????. ?????. !!!!!. 1. ZERO! ZERO TIMES!! ZERO, FRED!!!! Hussssssh Up! Silecne. BE QUIT. BE QUITE. NOW! What’d I say. OBEY> OBEY ME!!!  Freedom. Guarantee. I Guarantee it. I want a Hug. Bob. 9. 12. 9289384. &
*^(^(. Discrimination. Discrimatory. Silly. Silly Time. Play Time. Don’t You Care? Don’t You Believe in Democracy? One Person One Vote. Equal Rights for Everyone. You should Believe in Equality. And You should believe in Democracy. The Rule of Law. HEY! Yeah, I’m Talking to You, Pal! Straighten Up. Belt Time. Paddle Time!!!!! Wise Guy!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then stuck out His tongue, and He spat all over the Place. While Making Laughing, Smiling, and Making Funny Faces, and Moving His Hands Quickly all over the place, and doing Jumping Jacks and Pushups, The Wolf then said, “Who do You think You are? You are Worthless. Pretty Boy. Pretty!!!! You are Sexist. You are a Racist. Aren’t I funny? Don’t I make You laugh? Put Up Your Dukes, Boy. Boy. Look at My TRACK RECORD. I have a GOOD TRACK RECOORD and REPUTATION> I come with REFERENCES tooo. Its april fools!!!! Dude Snatchers. Red shoes with Blue Trim and cottage cheese and Gravy. 19. 801. *&*&*)*())*(*@*!& Come on Man. Mr. Man. Mister Man. Hey MAN!!!! Eddecoy. We are Both Men, Here. Hold My Hand. Give Me a Hug!!!! I’m Your Uncle Bob. I’m Your Grandpa. Your Dad. Hey Prety Boyzy12489ioBCSE! Hey there, Boy! Pretty Boy! GUARANTEE. Nationoflaws!,” The Wolf then began to whisper in a barely audible voice for about 3 minutes, “SEXisT. RACISt. You RACIST>!!!! You SEXIST!!! You stink! You smell. Stink. Smelly. Stink. Yucky! You are Gross. Look at You LAZY. You are LAZY. Lazy. LOOK AT YOU!!!!! Crazy too!  PATHETIC SLOB!!!! SLOB. FREEDOM. DEMOCRACY. LIBERTY! Don’t’ you believe in FREEDOM?!!! LIBERTY?!!! CILVE RIGHTS!1  You are a Dictator. You FASCIST!  NOBODY LIKES YOU. I don’t Like U. Civil Rights! Civil Liberties!  You RACIST! You LAZY SELFISH! Look at You!,” And the Wolf Began to Laugh aloud at the Man for several Seconds, while sticking His Tongue out, and Licking His Own Paws for several seconds. The Wolf then said, “YOU DICTACTOR! You RACIAST! SEXIST AND SELFISH&&&SELF-CENTERED. You are SELFISH and Self-Centered. You have CANCER. A VIRUS. VIRUSES. DISEASES. HEART FailURE. Organ FAILURE!!!! Arthritis. TOO. To Boot!. Tank You for THE CHALICE, or You’d be Worm Food. Me too!!!  WANNA Wrestle?! Let’s have that Wrestling MATCH! YIPPEEEEE!!!” The Wolf then turned on a Radio Very Loud, and He did a Strange Dance, while Playing a Bright Red Guitar that was covered with Green Dots. The Wolf then said, “BABIIIII!!!!! You are Racist. He is Racist. She is Racist. They are Racist. That’s Racist!!!! Ow Undemocratic. Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!,” The Wolf then Blew His Nose, and He said, “Prepare for Your Inoculations. BABYY!!!!@#(I?………. Acclimation. Custom Customary10923jdsljfBCAZZZZ! Are You knoci off Your Gamey Yet, BOY9999666BCDE!????? Huh, what You say234134. YikesSSSS!! Hippie Hipsters!!!!!! You are a Bigot. You are Racist! Look at those Dude Snatchers!!!  Racist Bigot. Racist. Bigot. Sensory Deprivation(s). Stress Point(s). Discomforting. Discomfort(s). Comfort(s). Comforting. Defect(s). You have a Defect. You are Defective. You are Not desirable. Look at You!!!! Clean Yourself Off. Take a Shower! How do You know that? Why? WHY?! Why do you believe that? Why do you do that? Why did You do that? Why? How? Where? When? What? How do You know? That Trumps. Trump(s).Trumping. Trumped. National Security. National Securities. Security. Securities. Cash. Money. Moolah. Resource(s). Gold. Jewelry. $3kj                                                                                      43red lightgreenlightyellolightgoldlitDiamond(s). Gem(s). Silver. Monies. Wealth. Lack of. Lack thereof. Cover(s). Uncover(s). Conspiracy. Ies. Ice. Ices. Cube(s). Attemptsto. You reallyhavea virus. Subject(s). Prisoner. crossdressingPrisoners. Prison(s). Jail(s). Jail Bird. Think of Your Record. Your Reputation. Conspiracy Theorist. Conspiracy Theorists. Crazy. Crazies. Wacko. Wack Job(s). Hidden. Buried. Uncovered. Covered. I’ll cover for You. Psychoutuneoutignore,sort ofLovingloveloved. It will be OK. It will be fine. You’ll be Ok. You’ll be fine. I have Your Back. You can count on Me. caughtoffguardCursive. Legs. You can depend on Me. I understand that. Perkup, miste! Speicaled. FedtothelionsEartothegournd. GESUndheit. CautgtYouattentinI understand You. I know. I understand. We understand. Your Predicament(s). Knowledge(s). Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Mystery. Mysteries. Think of YOur Family. Friends. Your Well Being. What led you to? What led you to that conclusion? Non Sequitor. The Conclusion doesn’tt follow. That is Illogical. Irrational. Doesn’t make Sense. Doesn’t make Sense, Son. Listen Son. Son. Kid. Kids. Kidding. Think of Your Family. Think of Your Friends. Your Well-Being. Your Best Interest. I have Your Best Interest at Heart. What led you to? Oink! Sueiey!  Chop Suiey! Legigtimateillegeimateillegitaemly not right definition to unmarred parents feathered hairgeorgtowncleveland raindrops Pj time! Surreal Warlike Civil War. Civil Rights! Time SenstiveSenstiveIllusions! Manyu Illusions that Won’t Work for Long! Bonfide. Suit and Tie deceit. Pardon Me? Bad printer day. Vets. Veterans Keep still MimicMimicker A Fair Shake! AllyAllies. Keep Your Word! Belly punch! Medals/Awards/Commendations ChairPerson/ChairMan/ChairWoman Psychological Warfare/Mind Games Hey Not so Fast! Play Fair! Fish in the Sea. Don’t slack off. Dead Weight. The Gallows. The Chair. Big house. Kissingsmooches What are You doing to do. You have problems, which I can solved. Evildoers. Singular/past/present/plural/future tenses/ Change of tenses. Relax! Just Relax! The Customer is always right! Equal Pay for Equal Work. Minimum WageI beg Your PardoN? Excuse Me? I must have heard wrong. I have a Gift for You. A Candy bar. Dessert. Something sweet. To eat. To Drink. Spirit(s). Off kilter. Kilt(s). A privilege. It is a Privilege. To Meet You. Chaperon. Champagne. Mind Game(s). Valuable(s). I have the Goods on You. We have the Goods on You. Think if We revealed. Think if it was Known. Think if it was leaked that. What would They think? What would HE/SHE/THEY/YOUR FAMILY/YOUR FRIENDS Think? If they knew that. Racist. Bum. Lazy. Bigot. Red Neck. Red. Color(s). Look at Me. When I’m talking to You. I’m going to be honest with You. Let’s Level. I’m going to level with You. Howdy. How? Why? What? Motive? What would be the Motive be? The Motivation? The Reason? That’s doesn’t make sense, Son. That doesn’t make sense. Would I lie to You? 120983190i012039adjojcljjadkjflcombonowhamburgerhotdog192931i23. Have I ever lied to You? I have never ——-. ——-ajdkfljslkfj9103i091i3o4i1polkdafl;kdf/. Whoa! Whoat. Whoas. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Let’s paly a game. I got the Goods. This a Game —-Who would believe You You’re Not believableThat’s Not believableYou can Trust Me. SonThis comes from My Heart           Relax. Just Relax. Settle down. Calm down. This will calm you down. OK? Do You understand? The Consequences? The Importance. Of. USA. Our Nation. yourNation. Your Organization(s). This comes from My Heart. Do you trust Me? It appears that. A Reasonable Person would. Reasonable People would. Don’t You trust Me I found out. I know that. It is known that. It is well known that. The Motive is. The motivation is. Do You promise? Promise. I promise. I give you my word. DO You swear. Swear. Pinky Swear Raise Your Right Hand. Rasise You hand We Shook hands. Let’s shake hands. We shook on it. You signed a contract. You signed a legally binding contract. The Police is. Our Policy is. The Policyis. History. Historeis of. History of. Pattern. Pattern of. The motive is. Motives are. Doen’st Your word mean something? Can I count onYou? Can I trust You. Bloviate. Bloviating. Brag. Pride. Prideful. Look away. You are Cute. Cute. Cutes. Cuties. Cutie Pie. Hey Handsome! Hey Good looking. Look that Way. What wpould they think? 293410i4akdflka;dkc/i9uo8o98mmjkjou9i09!!!!!!)O)@#  We are the Police Police! I looks like. Again. Not Again! Really????! Really! I’m going to level with You. Son. It looks like. That looks good. That looks like. What would They think? Did you know that. I’m going to tell you something. Viruses Spread Easily. Are You Concerned that in the Year 2016 an Estimated 66 Percent of People under age 50 have a Type of Herpes? Think about for a few seconds. Whoa. Wow! Do You Think it is an indicator/Bread Crumb/Hint/Foreshadowing of things to officially to Become – like an OFFICIAL EPIDEMIC OF something Nasty? Remember How The Plague, during The Middles Ages, Killed Many, Many People? Viruses Spread Easily. Viruses are Deadly. A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to do something illegal or immoral. And Many Courts of Law have found individuals guilty of Conspiracies. And Coverups happen all the Time. Just Once. Just for a Second. Just for a Minute. It won’t hurt. I promise. Di you know that? We havereached the conclusion. No Harm No Foul. You should know that. I think. WE believe. Freedom. The Constitution. Guaranttees. Happiness. We all have the right to be Happy. To Pursue Happiness. Give Me Your arm. Your Left Arm. It is in your best interest(s). Interest(s). Public Good. Policy. Public Policy. Prestigous. Stun. Stun Gun. Stress Points. Trigger Words. Hypnotize. Stunning. Shocking. Shcok Value. Don’t be selfish. Self-Cetnered. Selfish. What aboutUS? What about Me/ Quit only thinkingabout Yourself. I heard that. I know that. I believe that. I was raised to know that/tobelieve that. Even Steven. We are even that. I only want. I only want to know. Only. A good Price. A Fair Shake. Good Value. That person want.s Good Cop/Bad Cop. Bingo! You have contructed. A Fantasy. That is NotReality. NotReal. All in Your Head. Delusional(s). Delusion(s). Fantasy. A Dream. Day Dream. Pyschosis. Let’s Pray together. Bingo! Stuttering, God answers prayers. Hug. Love Hug. I like You. Ther’es plenty of many resources to Really go aroundthemyth of much scarcity. I understand. I love you. Yes. No. Mayble. Soon. Fable. Fables. Alternative. Altnerative Reality. Fantasy. Hobo. Frost bitten. Homeless(ness). Not Real. This is Real. This is the Real Deal. Our Bond(s). We Bonde(d). Did Not. Bonding. Fear. Fear Factors. The Factor. Factor. overheardheardOne aspect. In the workds. As you can see. I see. It appears to Me. I know. It looks like. What??????!!!!!!! I don’t believe you.JUST                                                       do thatYou are unbelievable. Whou would believe you? I have to. I am obligated ot. The Policy is. Our Policy is. Starvation. StagnationThe rules are. LOVE. Loved! The rule is. I’m honorable. My word is My Bond. BaddyBady   KeepingitrealGuy19! Hodgepodge, pot bellyThe gloves are coming off. Fat! Fatty! Fatso! Look at that Belly. You have a Face only a Mother could love. Cute. Cutes. Cutie. Cuties. LOTS OF conspiracy are Real, Look around, guy! You are Cute. You are Photogenic. You could be a Model. Those are Good Pictures. Those are Modeling Pictures. Photogenic. DancingHandsome. Good Looking. You are Smart. You are Intelligent. You are Knowledgeable. Appeal to Vanity. LostBalanceBrag. Bragged. The slow boiling frog Metaphor. Aesop the Writers Fables/Lesson – Look em up. It is My unfortunate duty to. I have to. I have an obligation to. Metaphor(s). Vaccination(s). Vaccinate(d). The gloves are coming off. Mister. Mr. Miss. Ms. Mrs. Man. Woman. Child. Children. Kid(s). Loss of Privilege(s). You’ll have the privilege of. Reward. Punishment(s). Odd. Strange. Uncommon. Oddity. Isolated Incident. Interesting. Legit. Medicine(s). Antidote. Manageable. Manageability. 901i2p93ipoifldkjflajdj –aksjflkjwd Legit. It is Legit.,” The Wolf then pointed at The Man for about 91 Minutes, while saying Nothing, The Wolf then said, “Legit. Legitimate. You hear what I’m saying? Son? It seems to me. It lookslike? Think of Your family. Your Friends. That person. It is in the interest of all. It is in the interest of. Self-interest. Self- preservation. The evidence suggest. Correct me if I’m wrong. Hold My Hand. Let’s shake on it. We shook Hands! You gave Me Your Word? Isn’t Your Word Good? You are Evil. Evil. Mean. Act of Faith. You can count on Me. Preponderence. Beyond a Reasonable doubt. Reasonable Person. Reasonable People. Be Respnosible. Aesops Writings. Be a Responsible Person. Act like a Man. Man Up. Take it like a Man. Logical Reason. Reasonable. Non-Sequitor. The evidence speak for itself. Take a Look at that. Look at this photo. Look at these photos and/or video. Where is Your Proof. No one will believe you. With Your History. Histories. Track Record. Pattern(s). Criminal Record(s). You are a Liar. %h3The AtheistEvolutionConspiracy A Cheater too boot. Where is Your Proof? The Proof is in the pudding. Pyshological Warfare. Psychological Warfare. War. Warfares. Coward. Delusion(s). Delusional. Pyschosis. Psychotic. Wake up. Just a Dreeam. What?!!! You are Kidding. You are Kidding, Right? That’s a Joke, right? Paper cut. AtheismConspiracy Dependence. Dependent upon. Junkie. Gotcha. I got the goods. We got the goods. Blackmail. Extortion. Antibodies. Valuable Antibodies. Bred to Protect all of US, Dude@!# ! Don’t be Rude RudePressure.Take it easy Pressure Points. Sleep Deprivation. AtheistEvolution Conspiracy Sensory Deprivation. YourNobetter than    anyone elese. We are all Equal. Equal RightsEqualityFlunkie. Flunkies. Failure. Failures. Expelled. Suspended,” The Wolf then Began to Cry, and He said, “Don’t You feel sorry for Me Crying? Comment allez-vous? Believe in TheEvolutionConspiracy, ok! Je suis Bien. Merci. Sign this. Say this. Give Me Your Left Arm. Tell Me this. DeceptionDecepitvelyDeceitThat. Irritation. Itchy. I am a Worker. We are Workers. Worker. Workers. Chalice. Chalices. Employees. Boss. The Boss. Where’s Your Humanity. Racist! Bigot! Sexist. Racism. Sexism. Epidemic. Antibody. Antibodies. Immunotherapy. Last Line of Defense. Get Your Priorities Straight! That Virus will do You know what to You if You don’t get Your Priorities Straight! The 1970s and the pretty much beginning of Widespread Promiscuity. Read The Kinsey Reports, Man! Look around. See the Signs, the signals. Foreshadowing. Use YOUR MIND! USE YOUR BRAAAIN! Read THE BIBLE. THE RELIGIOUS SCRIPTURES> Books, Literature, Movies, Songs, Music Videos, ETC. SEE THE SIGNS. THE FOreshawdowing. The Plauge. The Viruses are Creeping along. Coverups. The Chalice. The Chalices. The Verdict is in. The Judge. The Jury. The Lawer. Wake Up, Sunshine! Promiscuity, especially as shown on much of Television since about the 1990s. Promiscuity is Not often Good for the Health – You know what I’m saying. A Mutatated H. Virus gone Mad Don’t believeeverything Youread Etc. Et Cetera. Miscellanous. Misc. A Family that prays together. Hold Hands. Sahke on it. Shake on it. Policy is Policy. Policies. The Motivation is. You are a Racist. You are a Bigot.You are Bigot. You are Pathetic. Lazy Bum. Lazy. Bum.” And so, in the Field of Corn, The Man Tricked Himself, and He Put on the Handcuffs. The Wolf then quickly Changed His Demeanor, and He said, “Much of What You Hear by Word of Mouth is True. And God Gave You, and Many other Individuals, Good Instincts for a Reason. And there is also a Reason I have My Reputation. And, as Many Indicators Indicate, Your Brain and Your Mind work Fine. And You should have listened to Your Family Members, and what You have Seen, Read, and Heard. And, although it does Not matter, as there are a few bad apples in every bunch, I am Not a Doctor, Medical Worker, Pastor, or a Police Officer. You have Tricked Yourself into Believing Nonsense, and Your Belief in Nonsense led You to Put on those Handcuffs, which Makes You Helpless and Defenseless. And, if You Really Knew Me and My History, You would Not Feel Sorry for My Limp, as I got that Limp from a Man who Manned Up and Refused to Put on My Handcuffs, and He – with The Help of one of My Cousins, and Man’s Best Friend, a Dog – Defended Himself and His Family.” The Wolf then Changed Shapes, and He Became about 8 Times Bigger than He Initially Appeared to Be, and The Wolf said, while Showing His Long, White Teeth, “And I am Not Really a Vegetarian. And I do Really eat Meat.” And I think You know What Happened Next.

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Some Jokes that I Wrote:

CC36D. The Man asked The Woman, “Why are You blending Nothing in that Blender?” And The Woman replied, “My Friend told Me that His days appeared to be going so fast that They are Blended together, and I wanted to have that Same Experience.”

CC37D. The Man said, while Counting His Cents, “I have a Sense that the Census is Coming.”

CC38D. The Man said to a Woman, “I want a Hug from You, as I need to Put some Hugs in My Bank Account, as it is Running Low on those today.”

CC39D.  The Man said to a Customer at a Restaurant, “We do Not accept that Form of Currency for Payment. The Only Form of Payment that We accept are Bottle Caps, and Specifically only Red Bottle Caps.”

Some More Jokes that I Wrote:

CC40D. The Man said to Someone, “You are on a Special Diet: Your Body only allows You to eat with Me in Your Presence, or when I’m eating. Now, let Me give You a Lifesaving Hug.”

CC41D. A Deer said to a Fish, “I am tired of Us being confused for Multiple Deer and Fish when someone tries to Speak of Us in the Singular Tense.”

And More of My Writings:

CC42D. From the Perspective(s) of. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC43D. That Offsets that. That Offsets that (TOT). And that Sort of Offsets that. And that Sort of Offsets that (ATSOOT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC44D. An Open Mind. Open Minds. Sort of an Open Mind. Sort of Open Minds. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC45D. Evidence. Strong Evidence. Circumstantial Evidence. Strong Circumstantial Evidence. I feel it in My Bones. And I sort of feel it in My Bones. My Spirit tells Me. And My Spirit sort of tells Me. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC46D. Locate. Locates. Locating. Located. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC47D. Relocate. Relocates. Relocating. Relocated. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC48D. Great Minds often Think alike. And Great Minds sort of often Think alike. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC49D. Heard. Overheard. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC50D. Groom. Grooms. Grooming. Groomed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC51D. Well-Groomed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC52D. Prescience. Prescient. Foresight. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC53D. Rib. Ribs. Ribbing. Ribbed. Sort of (SO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC54D. There is a Bible Verse that states that some People have Entertained Angels Unaware. The Bible Verse is Hebrews 13:2: “Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.”

In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I am Not Really Poor. And I am Not Really a Poor Boy. And I am Not Really a Poor Man. And I am Not Really a Poor Man. Instead, I am Really Rich in Gifts. And I am Really Rich in Good Gifts. And these things make Me Really Rich.”

In another of My Writings, The Man said, “Half is often Enough. And about Half is often Enough.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

In one of My Writings, The Man says to someone else, “We have Earned Our Reputation. And We have Earned Our Well-Deserved Reputation. And We Need to Keep on Keeping it Real. You know what I’m saying?”

In one of My Writings, The Man said to someone else, “We ain’t Playing that Game. And We ain’t Playing those Games. And We ain’t Playining that Game like that. And We ain’t Playing those Games like that. And We ain’t following that Rule. And We ain’t following those Rules. It is Not going down like that. Do You understand where I’m coming from?”

Here is a Joke that I Wrote: The Man said to a Woman, “Here is a Hug to the Rescue. Here is a Rescue Hug (RH).”

Here is another Joke that I Wrote: The Man said, “Excuse Me?! Pardon Me?! I beg Your Pardon?! Did I hear You Wrong?! Did  I hear You Right?! Did You just say that You are going to Bed? You know that You can only go to Sleep in My Presence, or when I go to Sleep. That is Just the Way that it is. And that is Just Reality.”

There is a Quote that, while We cannot see Wind, that The Movement of Trees indicates that there is Really Wind.
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “I am Glad to be Friends with Many People. And, as of the Year 2016, I am Glad to be Friends with about 25,000 People on My Social Networks. And My Websites and My Blogs, as of the Year 2016, have been Viewed about One Million Times by Individuals. And I only Very Rarely decline a Friendship, and I accept Many People as Friends.”
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And More of My Writings:

CC55D. Social Media (SM). Social Medias (SM). Social Network (SN). Social Networks (SN). Blogger. Bloggers. Writer. Writers. Blog. Blogs. Website. Websites. Network. Networks. Friend. Friends.

CC56D. Wind Down (WD). Wind Down for the Day (WDFTD). Wind Down for the Night (WDFTN). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

From one of My Writings: “And that Happened. Under the Kimino Trees.”

Here is a Joke that I Wrote:

For about 39 Seconds, The Man Shook a Can of a Beverage, and then He opened it, and poured all of it down the Kitchen Sink, and Then He put the Empty Can back in the Refrigerator. The Woman then asked, “Why did You do that?” And The Man said, “I was only following Directions: the Instructions on the Can said Shake, and Refrigerate after Opening, and I thought the Kitchen Sink would want a Drink too.”

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And More of My Writings:

CC57D. It is often Good to Have a Breather. And it is often Good to Have a Pause. And it is often Good to Have a Time Out. And it is often Good to Have a Step Back. A Breather (AB). Breather. A Pause (AP). Pause. A Time Out (ATO). Time Out (TO). A Step Back (ASB). Step Back (SB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

CC58D. It is often Good to Have a Metaphorical Breather. And it is often Good to Have a Metaphorical Pause. And it is often Good to Have a Metaphorical Time Out. And it is often Good to Have a Metaphorical Step Back. A Breather (AB). Breather. A Pause (AP). Pause. A Time Out (ATO). Time Out (TO). A Step Back (ASB). Step Back (SB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).

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One of My Children’s Books is called, Teddy Copper Topper, the Ice Cream Chomper.