GSElevator

@GSElevator

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

New York / London / Hong Kong
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Joined August 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Dec 2017

    I started a fashion line. This explains what it is and why you’ll love it:

    23 replies 27 retweets 161 likes
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  2. 15 hours ago

    No joke. Zero incentive to say this but now I’m in the lifestyle fashion biz, gotta shout out, this is by far the best shirt I’ve ever owned... feels like a tee. No dry cleaning. No wrinkles. Sweat proof. No undershirt needed. Slimming. Office or pool. Etc

    13 replies 3 retweets 60 likes
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  3. Jul 15

    I forgot how good this is... “When a fellow intern leaves his desk, change his computer screen to the Rolex, TMZ, or Huffington Post homepage.” The 2019 Battle-Tested Guide For Summer Interns:

    2 replies 21 retweets 127 likes
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  4. Jul 15

    Ahead of Ask The Insiders, a new series featuring Instagram’s most prolific FinMemers - offering no-bullshit, battle-tested advice on everything from dating & career to fashion & drinking - here are the 15 Must Read Books If You Want To Work In Finance:

    2 replies 17 retweets 84 likes
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  5. Jun 19

    Email Tips For Interns : - Pretend the “Reply to All” function does not exist. - Chill with the exclamation points. "Sure thing!!” “Will do!!” “Let me know if u need anything else!!” - If you say, “Please see attached,” there better be an attachment.

    11 replies 64 retweets 349 likes
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  6. May 16

    I wrote an entire chapter about this: - All banks hired rich Asian kids (Princelings) in exchange for bond/IPO mandates - Most were unqualified, hence we called them Dumplings - MS and UBS -> #1 in M&A / HY bonds after hiring from their PWM clients

    8 replies 55 retweets 256 likes
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  7. Apr 23

    - Burn your cargo shorts, "going out" shirts, and anything Vineyard Vines. - There is no such thing as turtleneck weather. Circumcise that sweater. - No shoes so distinct that they are recognizable underneath a bathroom stall. How to dress like a man:

    10 replies 43 retweets 226 likes
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  8. Mar 13

    If you didn’t already know that wealthy people bribe their dumb kids into prestigious colleges or jobs, you’ve never visited an Ivy League campus or Wall Street analyst training class.

    42 replies 743 retweets 3,111 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Feb 12

    My hangover diet resembled what a 10-year-old Little Leaguer eats after a big win. Why I quit drinking:

    17 replies 48 retweets 403 likes
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  10. Feb 11

    "If you think she's cheating on you, send her flowers anonymously. If she never mentions them, dump her." A Cynical Guide To Valentine’s Day:

    6 replies 80 retweets 311 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    Serious tweet: I’m looking for qualified volunteers for the PTSD Foundation to help mentor veterans acclimating back to civilian life. They need everything from financial and life advice and career guidance down to résumé, LinkedIn, and interview tips.

    23 replies 51 retweets 143 likes
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  12. Jan 27

    Wall Street

    22 replies 478 retweets 1,343 likes
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  13. Jan 25

    Finance bros should take a lesson in humility from this picture of Bill Gates waiting in line at a burger stand

    39 replies 290 retweets 1,480 likes
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  14. Jan 10

    Getting married is betting some chick half your net worth that you’ll love each other forever.

    35 replies 303 retweets 1,348 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    24 Oct 2014

    "Want to prolong the battery life on your iPhone? Put it the fuck away when you're talking to me."

    53 replies 2,160 retweets 3,408 likes
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  16. 26 Dec 2018

    Your New Year's resolutions: Exercise. Read more. Save money. Travel. Simple, right? If it’s so easy, why are there so many fat, dumb, poor people who don’t even have passports? The Only New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Ever Need — 2019:

    12 replies 188 retweets 762 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2018

    How To Be A Man — 2018 Edition - Never park in front of a bar. - Never stop dating your wife. Keep doing what you did to get her in the first place. - If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done. - Never be the last one in the pool. 95 more...

    32 replies 326 retweets 1,301 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2018

    The average guy replaces his underwear every seven years. That's why I included it in my annual gift guide. There's also a Lamborghini Miura, fossilized crocodile, and a $2.4 million original copy of Schindler's List (1/3).

    9 replies 53 retweets 194 likes
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