Jeff Holiday

@RealJeffHoliday

Scourge of pseudoscience, debunker of dumb, hand grenade. Doctor of Divinity. Solution to your daddy issues.

Oregon, USA
Joined March 2018

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 8

    Hi Twitter. I'm back from my week vacation forced upon me by Ian Miles Cheong. A week ago Ian thought I had a hot take about something and tried to dogpile me. I then replied to his fans by showing them this:

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  2. 58 minutes ago

    Hello fellow whites. What are we whiting about today? Also who is this? I apparently downloaded this gorgeous specimens picture while blacked out at VidCon.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    Knowing this doesn't lessen the importance of other horrible crimes. But it's good to be aware lest you ever forget how truly evil this world can be.

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  4. 3 hours ago

    By the way there are 20 million slaves in the world today. Every year between 300,000 and 400,000 children are trafficked across international lines. Most will be brutally abused and likely killed. Just thought you should know.

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  5. Jul 14

    Except now I'm having stress shits while I hallucinate in the airport bathroom.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    I met onision at vidcon and he was the nicest person here. He was handing out 100 dollar bills to homeless people outside and not even filming it. We drove to StarBucks and his car was full of rescue kittens. He taught me to believe in myself again. Everyone is wrong about him

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    While people on Twitter argue about whether or not fictional characters can be black, multinational banks are literally shipping hundreds of millions of pounds of cocaine into our country and buying our entire government wholesale.

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  8. Jul 14

    I had a very good VidCon.

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  9. Jul 14

    This tweet became very relevant last night.

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  10. Jul 13

    Also Ian Miles Cheong SWATted a guy. Look it up.

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  11. Jul 13

    I just realized Stefan Molyneux blocked me. Also he's a racist piece of shit and you should probably feel bad

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  12. Jul 13

    Wish you were here gang.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    So and got spanked on Facebook for this meme.

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  14. Jul 13

    It has come to my attention some people think this is about VidCon. Not at all. Everyone here is wonderful. Even the shitty people are great when you meet them. Come to VidCon.

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  15. Jul 13

    By the way, we fly as fuck.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    This is WRONG. Nathan Bedford Forrest was a Confederate general & a delegate to the 1868 Democratic Convention. He was also a slave trader & the 1st Grand Wizard of the KKK. Tennessee should not have an official day (tomorrow) honoring him. Change the law.

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  17. Jul 13

    Hi. The internet is bullshit and everyone lies to you. Your favorite thinker is a lying piece of shit. Your heros are scumbags. Nothing is real.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 12
    Replying to

    Video idea: how you keep your skin looking so young as an octogenarian.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jul 12

    You know what is about? Big smiles, great friends, & fantastic times. Finna just since it's not letting me tag her.

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  20. Jul 12

    Being competitive with

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  21. Jul 12

    Oh fuck the Jeffrey is kicking in.

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