The Man who Dabbed
Created by Isaac Clyde
Written by a Computer
Charlie rides the glass elevator to willy wonka's space station to where he finds to his surprise an infestation of verminous canids
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Ghosty Barbosa is the only human being who can remember his past lives. His wisdom at the age of 2 rivals plato’s life work and makes aristotle look like a monkey. Through all of these personal experiences he has learned that the most valuable thing in life is your niche and the community where he lives. This is why although being a person of great intelligence and being born in the ripe time of 2070, he refuses to leave his cesspit excuse of a city they use to call Lafayette. He had family and friends here although the level of pollution includes drainage pipe being clogged across the street and literally rivers of batteries, tupperware and diapers. Actual cancer just blew around in the air from the all the old factories and lumps appeared all over the body, but the acid rain helped keep the lumps at bay. He will stay here until the day he dies, but for Barbosa that age may be at the nice and old 22 years old. This is because the government released a law to fight the inhuman levels of pollution that created upwards of hundreds of thousands of robots to dispose and incinerate anything that the robots deem as trash. Unfortunately for Barbosa, and the community he lived in, His community lived in a bunch trash and you know what they say, “you are what you eat”. So when these robots have been doing a successful job making it all the way to the midwest starting at washington, Barbosa was 40. Now not only was he an old geezer for the trash community which had a life expectancy of about 30, He had to play general and defend the town of lafayette from these robot anti pollution hippies. This was no challenge for Barbosa for he had played general plenty of times in his past life so he was prepared for total war. Did I mention he was general for the Wu dynasty Circa (220-280 AD) so he was an awful general. After seeing his entire community and family fall due to his failure of leadership. A lump grew in his throat and he began to cry, how could he move on at the old age of 40. Well the lump actually never stopped growing and then he died of throat cancer.

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