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CEO/Co-founder @trybloomjoy, formerly VP @thechive, CEO @distractify, Managing Editor @someecards, @ycombinator Alum. All opinions are mine and very dumb.

Austin, TX
Joined January 2010

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    Jason Mustian‏Verified account @jasonmustian 5 Jul 2010

    My therapist thinks I should expose myself to new things. Children are kind of "new", right?

    3:32 PM - 5 Jul 2010
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      1. No Deel‏ @Jason_Deel_ 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        pic.twitter.com/wbS8EC8nZK

        1 reply 1 retweet 105 likes
      2. Scott Willmann‏ @KnightRaven1 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @Jason_Deel_

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        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. End of conversation
      1. Disgruntled Veteran‏ @ascifibuff 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        He must be friends with James Gunn

        0 replies 3 retweets 81 likes
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      1. Kishore Kondepudi‏ @traderkishore 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Your therapist needs a therapist and so do you, a new therapist.

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      1. Sherry M‏ @SherryPM72 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        I hope your crotch spontaneously combusts.

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      1. A Political Sports Account‏ @SportPolitics 12h12 hours ago
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      1. Dan  🤭‏ @DanMediumhealer 13h13 hours ago
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        That's just sick..

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      1. Hindu for TRUMP  🇺🇸‏ @HinduForTrump 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Turn yourself in to the nearest mental institution. Now.

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      1. Sharon Bierbower‏ @SharonBierbower 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Despicable!!

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      1. matthew‏ @confuzzl 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Well if James Gunn can get away with a tweet like this no surprise this jackass can. @Twitter boots people for less offensive things but this gets away with it...

        0 replies 2 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Holden Ford ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 🇺🇸‏ @JIDinPhilly76 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        I think we have a 🍕 lover here.

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      1. Wolf of the West.‏ @shadowskills308 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Me thinks someone is going to get arrested for child porn soon.

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      1. Jana Lein‏ @Jana_Leiiin 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        And @scrowder gets banned? 🤔

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      1. The Surly Viking  🇺🇸  🇳🇴‏ @surly_viking 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        I'm sensing a theme. 😳pic.twitter.com/DyOakQ7yM8

        1 reply 4 retweets 23 likes
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      1. OrchidSordid‏ @OrchidSordid 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        @DrPizza made these jokes constantly as well, he's been arrested for conspiring to rape two children and admitting to raping one.

        0 replies 4 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Felipe Colón‏ @FJColon 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Disgusting by all means

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      1. Old Shuck‏ @Daz13Bear 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        Is this guy the next James Gunn/Dr pizza? Gross!

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      1. Joseph Vickers‏ @JosephV43332586 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @jasonmustian

        I really hope this was a poorly worded way to bring up starting a family, but just in case it isn't. @FBI

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