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ridiculous headcanon: ron’s wand getting stuck up the troll’s nose weakened it enough that once they hit the whomping willow the next year it was just the final straw

May 28, 2019 at 8:00 AM | Post Permalink | 138 notes



fudge: voldemort is not back! he’s dead!
harry: dude he just farted in your face and spraypainted ‘voldy woz ere’ on the wall
May 28, 2019 at 6:24 AM | Post Permalink | 242 notes



hands up if you’re part of the generation where potter puppet pals fanvids were your first introduction to weird al

May 28, 2019 at 4:48 AM | Post Permalink | 411 notes



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May 28, 2019 at 4:00 AM | Post Permalink | 156 notes



the quibbler (a fringe magazine focusing on conspiracy theories) overtaking the daily prophet (the big established newspaper) in terms of accuracy is pretty much correct for all uk newspapers

May 28, 2019 at 3:12 AM | Post Permalink | 353 notes



sleepyandwitchy:

Girl Gang

(ooc: based on this post by @accio-shitpost)

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Harry: You’re aready in an all-women quidditch team

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Harry: Sure but you could

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May 28, 2019 at 1:36 AM | Post Permalink | 535 notes



i know y’all have probably posted it before, sorry, but could you go over all of the mods pronouns for me? i would never want to get anyone’s pronoun wrong!
-Anonymous

Roxie is she/her, Jamie is they/them, Persephone is she/her

May 28, 2019 at 12:59 AM | Post Permalink | 73 notes



cryingcaffeine:

5/19/19

hey guys it’s erin. a lot has happened in my life since i last updated. I’ve been kicked out of my mom’s, been up to visit my sister but couldn’t stay there, and not allowed to stay with my dad so i’m currently staying with my best friend jolee and providing for myself with out a job since i’m still a minor and my mom quit my job and won’t allow me to work. i had to buy myself a flip phone for an emergency contact but my plan is almost up and i have $0.76 combined in my savings and checking account. i’m trying to get back on my feet and make it to school everyday so if anybody could paypal me or venmo me anything at all i would appreciate it so so so much. this past year has been the hardest one ever but i’m away from my family and things are starting to get better but i have a long way to go. anything at all helps❤️.

paypal: erinkuntz667@gmail.com

venmo: erin-kuntz-2

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May 27, 2019 at 11:10 PM | Post Permalink | 702 notes



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May 27, 2019 at 11:00 PM | Post Permalink | 110 notes



i can believe that crookshanks outlived every other hp character by years, he is an eternal trickster god

May 27, 2019 at 10:24 PM | Post Permalink | 553 notes



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