good god karen if i have to hear about how you refuse to vaccinate your child and are raising him as a vegan i will fucking rip your tongue out
i just want to yeet myself into outer space
Hello everyone, I’m sorry I haven’t been posting a whole lot. I got into a car accident and I’m covered in bruises and my back hurts like hell. I don’t think I’ll be posting for a while but I’ll be sure to inform you all when I’ll be back.
Thank You for understanding,
~ it-hp-bitch
- Sirius: Do you think if I hex my arm every month, I’ll become immune?
- James, taking out his wand: We should try it!
- Remus: nO no NO NO, you stop that right now
- James: Has anyone seen my wife?
- Person: what does she look like?
- James, sobbing: BEATIFULLLLL I LOVE HER SO MUCH
alright ladies guess who’s ready for death
- Harry: I have a Transfiguration test tomorrow.
- Hermione: I could help yo-
- Harry: Ron, I’ll give you five galleons if you punch me in the face as hard as you can.
- Hermione:
- Ron: For that much, I can buy a lot of pumpkin pasties.
- Hermione: oh my god, RONALD NO-
- Harry: Yeah sometimes I cry myself to sleep it’s not that big of a deal
- Ron: Harry?
- Harry: Yep
- Ron: I asked if you wanted salt
- Hermione: I’m back-
- Ron: Cool, all the toilets are broken and Harry's arm is stuck in the ceiling
- Hermione:
- Hermione: I was gone for 5 minutes??
- McGonagall: If your friends jumped off a cliff would-
- Harry: Probably
