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I'm starting a thread where I will consume *any* media my mutuals suggest in the comments. Feel invited to put YouTube videos in here too. Don't make me regret this, or I'll date your mom so I can change the wifi password on your router.https://twitter.com/averykimball/status/1118330012103348224 …
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If humans become mitochondria to the corporate organism, then they shouldn't expect to reproduce unless the corporation reproduces. And corporations aren't built that way yet. Expect more population decline.
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Lol, yeah, you totally steer a populist country by being elitist and sneering at common sentiments.https://twitter.com/_David_Edward/status/1130106422413410304 …
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How politically impotent, to embrace thrown milkshakes as your cause célèbre. You will get to throw milkshakes, they will get Brexit. You will get to throw milkshakes, they will have Trump in 2020. Fast food is the perfect symbol of the consumer activist identity.pic.twitter.com/We4aWJg0zV
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more like "nor" xor "nand" natch
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PAGAN: dude i think trees can be a person, or uh, “stones” is a person JESUS: dude what if “being a bad person” was a person PAGAN: DUDE u r crazy as hell. i need to introduce u to my friends lmao
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please don't answer ironically, so i can judge my followers and figure out if Twitter was a mistake hpmor is (i've read all of it, so feel invited to honesty)
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Don't mistake me: sour grapes are an opiate of the valuing mind. You only know what you truly care about when it *hurts*. Explain it away, and you're *again* a nihilist- a walker of the abyss. Embrace the pain and know your visceral truth.https://twitter.com/averykimball/status/1129951511474319360 …
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It's taken a lot to excise sour grapes from my moral framework. Now, when something doesn't go my way, or I don't get what I want, I can acknowledge exactly how much of a failure I truly am, and the hurt never stops. Sublime.
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Enlightened Radical Alt-Centrist TM Squad Rise Uphttps://twitter.com/Plinz/status/1129947578253160449 …
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Mapping a room with the cameras on my VR headset (Vive Pro). Very early, very rough, but I think it has potential. Can't wait to clean it up and port to Index and Rift.pic.twitter.com/g4yDXpZWPe
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The only way out is to build. The government isn’t going to save you. Most governments around the world are pushing for even more censorship and control. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
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Let's get proactive and start our own social credit system and give all those assholes that want to start a social credit system a low-ass score. Chumped.
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You know "chastity" is the participation award of virtues for dudes that want to make their inescapable position into a brag.
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i uh clicked through to the study he cites and it absolutely does not support the headline lolpic.twitter.com/isZgTO6xFb
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Rewrites get done, refactorizations kill projects.https://twitter.com/radgeRayden/status/1129543659828011008 …
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Lol, my grandparents (staunch conservatives) wanted me aborted, but my mother refused. She was later institutionalized after a psychotic break due to schizoaffective disorder. but some people think I'm cool, and some people think I'm awful. Checkmate, easy answers.
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Just found out nose-jobs aren't sexual and I'm wondering what I've been jerking off to.
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The day Kevin Bacon met Paul Erdős and published a paper with him was the day humanity became one.
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Major Tom: tell my wife I love her very much Ground Control: she knows MT: ...wait what GC: well it's kind of a no duh statement isn't it MT: yes, but still GC: HERP DERP I LOVE MY WIFE MT: look can you just GC: tElL mY wIfE i LoVe HeR vErY mUcH MT: ... GC: honestly do betterpic.twitter.com/JDqqbUN26K
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