(cache)Jonathan Schanzer on Twitter: "As my grandmother used to say, “With one tuchus you can’t dance at two weddings.” Someone please translate that now into Turkish and I’ll tweet it.… https://t.co/TzQ2QZN0aU"

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1. yk‏ @yakupbelgie Apr 10
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  Büyükannemin dediği gobi "Bir kıçınla 2 düğünde dans edemezsin." Reminded Valhalla,schlanger mad max fury road. Furiosa too
  
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1. aronmagner‏Verified account @aronmagner Apr 10
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  Adele said that all the time.
  
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1. Herb Glatter‏ @herbyg72 Apr 10
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  grandma was smart
  
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1. Yehuda Friedman‏ @YehudaJFriedman Apr 10
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  Brother, is that you? My grandmother said the same phrase all the time.
  
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1. volvic‏ @volvic17889897 13 hours ago
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  Bir gotlen iki düğünde kiviramasin
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1. Ronald Spitzer‏ @Ronald_Spitzer Apr 10
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  Ronald Spitzer Retweeted Ronald Spitzer
  
  https://twitter.com/Ronald_Spitzer/status/1115987684688842752 …
  
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  Ronald Spitzer @Ronald_Spitzer
  
  Replying to @noonanjo
  
  Mistake too many make, this is NOT just about canceling F35 If you cancel it; Does NATO leave Nukes at Incirlik? Are NATO installations at risk?…
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1. Garip Yolcu‏ @GaripYo94873826 Apr 10
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  Here you are “Bir popo ile iki dugunde dans edemezsin”
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1. PatrickDunleavy‏ @PTDunleavy Apr 10
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  You need a Tuchus Translator
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