Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

Frogasm

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There are so many shitty people in the furry community. if you want a story about a shitty person to go viral then they have to be REALLY shitty

honestly you could compare this idea to what kf does with lolcows. Like, lets say you find someone you think is kind of a lolcow but they don't really stand out from a crowd. maybe not worth making a thread right away. so you wait and you watch the person and when they do more and more absurd things you eventually have enough dirt to write about them. And because you waited until things were outrageous, you get more attention
 

Catch Your Breath

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There are so many shitty people in the furry community. if you want a story about a shitty person to go viral then they have to be REALLY shitty

honestly you could compare this idea to what kf does with lolcows. Like, lets say you find someone you think is kind of a lolcow but they don't really stand out from a crowd. maybe not worth making a thread right away. so you wait and you watch the person and when they do more and more absurd things you eventually have enough dirt to write about them. And because you waited until things were outrageous, you get more attention
You're not wrong but even by KF standards, I'd say what Simba did qualifies for his own thread (which is why I made one). It only got worse as everyone decided to dump their shit when DPP " outed " him. People always hold their cards until someone else shows their hand. It's happened over and over and over again which is why I have to question DP's motivation for withholding information on a child predator.
 

Frogasm

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Yeah. I still can't say why he really did it but it is suspect. even if he was an actual good journalist though, I wouldn't expect him to publish things immediately as he learns them and confirms them. not like it happens here
 

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So over on Twitter KindKabsCorner was getting called out by other Twitter furries after a botched Bad Dragon exposé that missed a lot of "open secrets" and called out the wrong people.

Dogpatch, smelling blood in the water and a chance at recovering his rep did what PKRussl did after Dogpatch got called out by using that as a way of getting back at the people calling him a cub supporter.

The first post links to some random techie troon's Wordpress blog post involving conspiracy garbage about how pedophiles on YT comment boxes of kids are actually glow in the dark cia niggers troll farms and he starts to talk about sites cracking down on sexual content:
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He then links to a flayrah article whining about Keemstar and talks about "clout farmers".
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Now what are clout farmers? Well see this is where it gets spicy. Dogpatch claims (in his own words) he was lynched online by a bunch of clout farmers waging gay ops against him, before denying he's a clout farmer as well and even managing to bring up alt-furry in it somehow:
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Now of course with Dogpatch throwing his reputation in the toilet this went as well as you'd expect.
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TheWatchfulFurfag

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The projection is strong. Patch is the very DEFINITION of a clout farmer who whips up mobs to do his bidding. I'm just glad that his spell seems to have been broken by very virtue of people realising he's a harmful hack. I hear even furs with sympathetic worldviews lived in fear of a dogpatch article, should they displease him. It's to the effect of something Machiavelli wrote, even though getting people to fear you is effective, if the spell is broken, people will happily and quickly destroy you, for you would have done the same to them in the same circumstances. It's one of the reasons people think The Prince has a satirical element to it; something that undermines Machiavelli's thing about fear being best.

Being a certified kool-aid drinker, I'm surprised Patch even came close to comparing his situation to a Lynching, given the racial connotations of the word in american culture. There's a myriad of words he could have used. A mugging, a mob attack, swarming etc... But Patch isn't a particularly good writer. A buzzfeed intern, rather than a Hunter S Thompson or a Jon Ronson.

Good riddance.

EDIT: And I know Patch reads his thread, so I'll say this:

If you WANT to progress as a writer, own your damned mistakes. Endeavour to be something more than a snarky internet cunt. There's too many of those. They're dime a fucking dozen.

I can tell you're a gonzo type, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. Gonzo types have written some fine literature. Everyone looking to get into a craft should have a role model. You should endeavour to be more like a Hunter S Thompson or Ronson.

A BIG feature is to can the moral grandstanding, the basic bitch internet snark and the dishonesty. Them two fine examples of Gonzo give their views, and even inject hints of sarcasm and humour in, sure. But they told the truth as they saw it, and can even empathise with the people who are the stories subjects. Like Thompson feeling a kind of kinship with Hells Angels, who; as you may recall, were a violent biker gang filled with violent people, or Ronson even feeling empathy for people who have been designated dangerous sociopaths. And I mean actual empathy, not "UwU I shared a tweet about sad immigrant children today, look how empathetic I am!". But actual "I understand what they feel and why" kind

And this isn't some grand conspiracy to end you, Patch. You just acted like a cunt, who tripped off the small amount of power your meagre platform afforded you. Learn from this, or make the same mistakes IF you ever claw your way back up.
 
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nonnewtonian

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The projection is strong. Patch is the very DEFINITION of a clout farmer who whips up mobs to do his bidding.
He also likes to sit on important information until he can get the most attention from it, like the time he did nothing about Simba, leader of a major furry Discord group, pulling sketchy shit with minors for nearly a year. Then people started talking about Simba, and suddenly Patch goes from turning a blind eye to being the #1 source for all the dirt on Simba and his cult.

Sometimes people turning on you isn't the result of trolls plotting Discord gay ops. Sometimes it's just your own actions biting you in the ass.
 

TheWatchfulFurfag

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Patch is the subject of a callout post where they allege he pressured someone who got a guest article written about furry life in prison, to block Patches' critics. When they refused to do so, he removed the article.

https://twitter.com/CarcinLoring/status/1112352830147354624 https://archive.fo/1gM4w

Included were DMs showing Patch demanding he call his critics harassers, and trying to pressure the person.

https://twitter.com/CarcinLoring/status/1112357158815973376 https://archive.fo/vNEPq

It seems Patch doesn't like a taste of his own medicine. My previous post about owning your mistakes still stands, Patch. Take the L like a damn man. It's not hard to admit you fucked up.

Or do you know as everyone here knows, that apologies are not meant for atonement, but are a tool to be used to go after them some more?
 

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There's a bit of lore to that actually involving a crossover with another cow.

So last year Dogpatch published an article written by Joshua "Sisk" Barney about prison life after he was busted for sexting minors online and got a mention in the sergal thread OP here. The article was one of the more notable ones as the #saveoursisk crowd passed it around.

When Dogpatch came under fire for the cub article, one of the people not thrilled about it was Sisk's theythem boyfriend, @CarcinLoring. Dogpatches response to his criticism was to nuke the article, leading Carcin to fire off tweets about the situation.

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Some of the replies are interesting because they ended up bringing up Dogpatches dirty laundry, while confirming that one of the reasons alt-furry hasn't torn itself totally apart yet is because they're all unified by how much they hate Dogpatch. Others say he lost followers over the cub thing overnight and compare him to Jasonafex.
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TheWatchfulFurfag

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I must confess that i didn't really know the context. I HAVE heard the name Sisk before, but wasn't quite aware of what he had done. Twice. Jeez.
 

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nonnewtonian

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He keeps calling CarcinLoring a liar but refuses to say what exactly he's lying about or provide proof of said lying, screams "DON'T @ ME" when people start asking questions, and apparently considers making multiple tweets whining about "months long Kiwi Farms Discord harassment" in response to CL calling him out for deleting the article and accusing CL of being a liar over and over "not making any comment whatsoever."
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He keeps calling CarcinLoring a liar but refuses to say what exactly he's lying about or provide proof of said lying, screams "DON'T @ ME" when people start asking questions, and apparently considers making multiple tweets whining about "months long Kiwi Farms Discord harassment" in response to CL calling him out for deleting the article and accusing CL of being a liar over and over "not making any comment whatsoever."
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"I keep digging this hole underneath me and it just keeps getting deeper somehow???"
 

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Tommy Wiesau Voice: "Liar. You are lying."
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As usual he's in block mode:
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On another note he replaced the original article that started a shitstorm with a whining note which even involves bitching about unrelated shit like Califur, "clout chasers", and random tweets.
 

TheWatchfulFurfag

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It's great seeing Patch get a taste of his own medicine. People feared him. Fear does not inspire love or respect. And he knows the rules of the game, as soon as he apologises he loses, but the legion of malcontents swell with each fuckup on his part. It's all coming undone for Patch.
 

Broadwing

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I must confess that i didn't really know the context. I HAVE heard the name Sisk before, but wasn't quite aware of what he had done. Twice. Jeez.
They're stage managing the image of Sisk really impressively well for a bunch of crazy spergs. Also it wasn't exactly twice: It was the offense and then a probation violation of 'can't keep off the internet' which was gleefully reported by someone to the authorities. My money's on Mangcho, that dude's been hovering around this case for quite a while.

This latest thing, man. The Sisk apologist crowd vs. Dogpatch. Can we burn all of them and be done with it?
 

TheWatchfulFurfag

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They're stage managing the image of Sisk really impressively well for a bunch of crazy spergs. Also it wasn't exactly twice: It was the offense and then a probation violation of 'can't keep off the internet' which was gleefully reported by someone to the authorities. My money's on Mangcho, that dude's been hovering around this case for quite a while.

This latest thing, man. The Sisk apologist crowd vs. Dogpatch. Can we burn all of them and be done with it?
Mangcho doesn't do shit except sperg out and rant about how everyone should abandon fandoms and embrace christ. He's as exceptional as everyone else.
 

Chromatic Collector

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It's great seeing Patch get a taste of his own medicine. People feared him. Fear does not inspire love or respect. And he knows the rules of the game, as soon as he apologises he loses, but the legion of malcontents swell with each fuckup on his part. It's all coming undone for Patch.
A beaten dog may fear you, but the second you turn your back he's gonna strike.
 
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