Fuck off, as if there's actually someone whose last name is the word money and the bank the Queen keeps her dosh in, Jesus Christ
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Her brother is a magician
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*Final Countdown intensifies*
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Their father is Crispin James Alan Nevill Money-Coutts, 9th Baron Latymer (not a joke)
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Love too live in a country ruled by escapees from bad GK Chesterton novels
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I came here to see how many replies it took for this meme to appear.
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Money-Coutts is actually even better. Coutts are a private bank, specialising in looking after the wealth of the very rich. The Queen banks with them.
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FYI, it's Sophia pronounced "sapphire" not the plebby "so-fear".
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Your telegraph columnist name is the names of everyone you've ever met, your favourite roman emperor and half a dozen hyphens
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7 RTs so here's my soundcloud I guess https://soundcloud.com/offside-traps AM I TWITTER FAMOUS YET?
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Juvenile. Although my sister will probably piss herself laughing at a 'joke' at her son's, my nephew's, expense because of an inherited name. I don't imagine a former war correspondent in the Balkans and Middle East will care less.
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I'm happy people are laughing at them and I hope it makes them feel bad
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