NARRATOR: Mueller did not, in fact, actually “close in” on Trump

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A wounded animal

Ellen producer says brace

“A huge tell”

Promise!

This tweet must win some kind of award for inaccuracy about everything else as well

“If true”. It wasn’t.

Kavanaugh is Associate Justice
Rosenstein wasn’t fired
Mueller didn’t close in
Other than that, great work

This ones from July 2017

Wait, wasn’t Tillerson the pro-Russia guy? Whatever

DPRK stopped missile and nuke tests AND Mueller didn’t close in on Trump. Well done Obama DOJ flack

“Further proof” meant no proof

Must be

Buckle up blue ticks

Nope

Projection John, projection

Can someone close in on how your state blew billions on a train to nowhere?

Grave Danger says Rick

Sure CNN

Cohen “flipped” but didn’t admit he was in Prague paying off DNC hackers for Trump and Putin. Weird

“Might” be proof Stephen?

Turns out your former boss Hillary Clinton was interviewed by the FBI more times than Trump

Is Max Boot ever right?

“Caught”

NAFTA was renegotiated
Okay I’ll give you the Mexico thing
Trump has historic high black support
Mueller didn’t close in

A Russian emoji flag equals proof

Or #not

This same group of folks will now:

—quote a few lines from the eventual Mueller report out of context

—declare “Collusion!” happened anyway

—move on to Qater, Russia, Saudi, wherever

—back Nadler’s fishing trip

—never admit being wrong consistently

—cash their checks

/ENDS