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Stories that repeat every Turkish election, forever: - Abdullah Gül is forming new party - “We’re making a real domestic car/plane/spaceship” - EU is waging a war on Turkey - But also no more visas to EU - Erdoğan picks Turkish flag off the floor - Weren’t the 90s just awful?
Oh, OK, some more perennial Turkish election fairy tales: - “We found petrol somewhere in Anatolia!!!” - People queued up for gas and sugar in the old days - People are lucky to be queuing up for aubergines today because everything is brilliant - At Gezi, they drank in a mosque
- Opposition party (CHP) members claims they won the election -Then they say they can't get results from a couple of ballot boxes, but no big deal - Then they say there is technical issues in their system - Then they confirm they lost the election
The Opposition is obviously incompetent. But then again, who wouldn't be in flagrantly stacked elections? Fun for all the family!
improve your English writing skill before attempting the mock your government.
Bruh, do you even English? You are (proverbially) coming to a gun fight with a spoon but I'm fully up for extended lessons if you're willing.
-Teror will be finished -My headscarfed sister is free now -They did “something horrible” to my headscarfed sister
How about 'I built those roads'? Or is that passé?
He just said he brought water to Izmir, the third biggest city :)
- a huge reserve of oil/gas discovered in city X.
External powers wants to divide us.
Please dont skip new bor/oil reserves have been located.
No "deep state mastermind"?
- The 90’s were so terrible that only a few had internet access - No one was able to buy iPhone’s back then. It all changed now
And dont forget the boring fiction about kılıcdaroglu and the Social Security Institution
Don’t forget finding gas too. Every fricking election.
They did barn to mosques
Don't forget we somehow managed to make fuel out of Boron. You know a ceramic with a melting point of 2,000 degrees. Higher than that of steel which the engine block is made out from. So by the time our Boron fuel gets working the cars engine would have already turned into liquid
Other stuff like, 2023 Turkey will get rid of WWI restrictions and still for oil in Black Sea. We are raising a “pious” nation. We are like “Christian conservatives.”
Oh yes, I don't hear so much about Anatolian 'Calvinists' anymore. Or about the Anatolian 'Tigers,' for that matter.
No. They served their purpose!
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