Have you considered moving the masterlist to WordPress? It's a very flexible platform and mature content is allowed. I love this blog as a resource and I'm bummed to see it go :(
I am working on importing it to WordPress, actually! it… is just taking a very long time. (if importing my personal blog to WordPress is any indication, this will likely be a several day process.)
I will keep this updated once it goes through, thank you!
the link to it is in the most recent post + on the blog’s sidebar!
unless you are asking what kind of content is in the server? the server is 18+ only, for obvious reasons, and mostly people just share photos of their toys. the chat itself is fairly quiet, but it’s handy to join if you just want to keep updated on possible incoming changes to the tumblr, new shops and/or sales. you are welcome to join and turn off notifications if you are also feeling particularly quiet or shy. 👍
hi folks. as I’m sure we’ve all heard the news by now; I don’t image that this blog will be lasting through The Purge. I’m looking into alternate options for hosting/backing up the Masterlist, so stay tuned. in the meantime, now’s as good a time as any to remind folks we’ve got a discord, and I will keep up with updates on the Masterlist’s status there…
Quantities will be limited and I will mark items ‘sold out’ when they hit that limit.
Snow Covered features one of two snowy whites that gradate loosely into one of ten colors.
On the left is the “Sparkle” snow - this looks a bit like fresh snow with the sun shining on it. Nice and sparkly. On the right is the “Shimmer” snow, a much finer pearl white that doesn’t have the larger sparkly bits
And these are the secondary colors. Couple factors kept me from giving them all appropriate names, after all what the hell is “snow covered pink,” even? We’ll blame the meds.
The sale will end when I wake up on Tuesday on any models that haven’t hit the limit, and after a brief few days will be available again at their regular price.
Snow Covered’s overall effects will vary from one model to the next - examples are in each listing - and colors are not pre-mixed so may also vary a bit. I will do my best to keep consistency.
If nothing here catches your eye just yet, have a look at my Etsy where stock will still be discounted through this Cyber Monday.
As promised, a small drop of new CockSocks and a little surprise! Would you believe me if I told you this Shop opened only 1 year ago? Amazing, isn’t it?! To celebrate this special occasion, I got a few special Socks for y’all:
That’s right, Anniversary CockSocks! A little something to thank you guys for all your support over the last year. It’s thanks to all your suggestions, ideas, and cravings that I was able to make all of this possible.
As with anything you read on the internet, these days in particular, one must consume things they read with a grain of salt. In this case a seemingly endless dialog on the safety of personal lubes and how contested they are with regards to your toys and body. I preface this little bit with the fact that I am not a doctor or a scientist, rather, someone who has a good idea of both matters and lots of friends who are both. So, among the numerous other ventures I have as a source of income, I do in fact make dildos, butt plugs, and other abstract adult toys using Platinum Silicone. I also have quite a nice inventory of ready to ship items, among those are little butt plugs. I made a batch of 5 a few weeks ago using Dragon Skin 20 Platinum Silicone and a blue mica to color the silicone. All five of those were duly selected to participate in a science experiment and subject to a five day inundation of lube. Lots and lots of lube I say. Fig.1 – 3
The experiment required five exactly the same Butt Plugs. Three lubes purchased at an adult store: One Water Based Swiss Navy, one Silicone Based Swiss Navy, and one Hybrid Water/Silicone “Wet” Elite. I purchased coconut oil from the grocery store along with a bottle of water, of which I drank half of after the experiment. I filled five jars with one butt plug each, four of those jars with 8 ounces of the associated lubes and one with 8 ounces of water as a control. I allowed the jars to sit for exactly five days - 120 hours, and observed the results. The ingredients list for each of those items in fig. 4.
Tick tick tick, the clock went and five days later I took a look at the jars. Prior to opening, I noticed that the plug in both the water/control jar and the water based lube jar there were bubbles present on the plug itself. Fig. 5. I suspect a very small degree of out-gassing. Otherwise, a few surprises awaited me as I removed the plugs from each jar.
The first, immediate, most dramatic change was the plug soaked in the Silicone based lube. It had nearly tripled in size, clearly absorbing the lube as there was a measured 5.5 ounces of fluid left in the jar, and the plug was essentially completely ruined. The second, and an actual bit of surprise to me was that the plug soaked in the water based lube had lost some of its color. Most noticeable in Fig 6-7. Additionally the surface was now a matte instead of slick and shiny. Considering the changes that took place to the silicone soaked plug, you might think that the plug soaked in the hybrid water/silicone lube would have displayed a more dramatic change. Only a slight loss of color was observed, about half as much by comparison to the water based lube plug, and to the same extent the surface was slightly more matte than when it went in. The plug soaked in coconut oil displayed no change, and neither did the control plug soaked in water. Fig. 8 shows the plugs side by side. For comparison, the control plug and the water based lube soaked plug are side by side in Fig. 9. There has been a clear change in color.
So, with all of that, I have to conclude a few things that may be contrary to what a good deal in the sex toy, sex toy review industry recommend for personal lubes that are safe for you, and safe for the platinum silicone toys you may use. It’s rather dramatically evident, with at the very least the Swiss Navy brand, that silicone based lubes will in fact destroy your silicone toys. This is not a big surprise as its a bit of a known thing. However, the water based lube, again, with the Swiss Navy brand and may not be the same with other brands, does in fact have an affect on platinum silicone, as does the hybrid water/silicone lube but not to the same extent. Now, given that the plugs sat in these fluids for 120 hours, I would venture to say that regardless of the outcome of my little experiment here, that both are still suitable for use as long the toys are cleaned immediately after use. I would also conclude. Actually let me preface this, again, with the following statement, “I am not a doctor.” Although after seeing the results here, I contacted two doctors and asked their opinion on coconut oil for use as a personal lubrication, specifically with regards to use with sex toys. One that I have known for 15 years replied, and I quote, “ Oh yeah, cooter are coo coo for coconuts.” She further noted that the only downside is that coconut oil can stain sheets but a lot of PT doctors actually recommend it. The other Doc said, as long as you aren’t allergic to it, is a fairly safe alternative to chemical lubes. So there it is and Ill be updating my “What lubes are safe for my new toy?” in the Q&A.
I’m a little late to the party, but better late than never! :3
Beginning on Black Friday morning (11/23), most full-size items in the shop will be discounted 20% through the end of Cyber Monday (11/26)! This includes ready made inventory items, customs orders, and flops!
The sale will not include Squishy Cats, Teenies, Brains, special items, or any custom add-ons (i.e. GITD, chameleons, etc.).
In addition to the sale, there will be a small inventory drop, mostly muted Autumn metallics (and a few bright critters as well), happening at 7pm EST on Black Friday.
Lastly, during the inventory drop I will be opening up TWO custom slots for Large Kappas for $200 each (excluding shipping). These will be first come, first served. The discount WILL NOT be applied to these critters, so please keep that in mind before ordering!
Large Kappa customs will be available in any firmness we offer and in any firmness configuration (for example supersoft tongue, soft teeth, medium base, etc.). PLEASE check out my previous Kappa maws for ideas of what I can and cannot do!
If you may be interested in a Large Kappa, please feel free to message me before Friday to discuss possible color options (this is no way a garuntee of claiming one of the two slots).
Both slots will remain open until they are purchased.
PLEASE BE AWARE that ALL orders placed from 11/23 to 11/26 will be ABSOLUTELY FINAL. I will not process cancellations during this time, nor will I do so after the sale for items purchased during the sale.
Discounted inventory drop incoming in about half an hour! Please be aware that it will take me a moment to activate the sale prices on new listings. : )
Included in this drop will be one ready-made and two custom slots for Large Kappas! These listings will not subject to the discount.
The 20% discount on in stock toys and customs will only be ongoing for 11/23/2018 and will end promptly at 11:59 PM that day, so get ‘em while you can!
hey, i think your sale may not have gone through; your etsy is currently showing ONLY your stickers for sale!
It’s because these are for custom orders! Please send us a message or click the request a custom order link on our etsy page! Thank you!!
Pricing is now a dynamic thing, meaning all toys are priced according to the amount of silicone used and if the molding method is a more complicated approach. Please read the current in stock item selections or feel free to ask us about your order.
Small Toy Prices- $50.00-$60.00
Medium Toy Prices-$70.00-$80.00
Large Toy Prices- $85.00-$130.00 (Depending on Size and Model)
Extra Large Toy Prices- $150.00-$200.00(Depending on Size and Model)
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Feel free to browse our current designs here at our webpage-
Annnnnnd Black Friday sale goes live with our Thursday drop at 10pm EST! Special guests include 15% off STOREWIDE, all custom slots live again, and a special lint free bag of holding that fits soooo many toys inside, free with purchases of $50 or more.
So, I know I should avoid Bad Dragon like the plauge, but I love the idea of a toy that squirts cum, are there any sites that offer toys like that? Also, Bad Dragon has the cum lube, is there anywhere I could buy convincing fake cum aswell?
thank you for considering giving business to other makers instead!there’s a few that i know of that offer cum tubes: AkifuToys offers it as an add-on, but I am hesitant to honestly recommend them as they are on our blacklist (for reasons other than quality/shipping times on toys, see the blacklist for info). Primal Hardwere offers this as an add-on to all their inflatable werewolf dildos (you can get them without the inflatable part if you’re only interested in the cum tube). FetishZone also offers a few with cum tubes. there is also a number of realistic/human-shaped dildos that have cum tubes built in; search any reputable sex toy retailer for “squirting” or “ejaculating” and you should find them (ie SheVibe).
followers, do you know of any other shops that offer cum tubes with their toys? please reblog or send an ask to let us know!
the only lube that I personally have ever seen that looks and feels like real cum is the Sliquid Silk - it has the same slippery consistency and pearly white look. however, please note that the Sliquid Silk does contain silicone itself, and is therefore incompatible with silicone toys (it’s safe to use with glass, metal, wood or stone toys, as well as bareback/on condoms or gloves).
if you are looking for the thick, viscous, stringy texture of Bad Dragon’s cum lube, I recommend J-Lube! it’s a powder that you mix with water. that 10 oz bottle will last you a very long time, and you can vary the amount of water you mix with to make it thicker or thinner as you prefer! here is a good resource & general info about J-Lube. if you want it to look more like cum, you can experiment with adding some food grade titanium dioxide to the J-Lube to give it a whitish tint. (make sure it is food grade/safe titanium dioxide, you don’t want to use the same titanium dioxide pigment used for paint or plastic!)
Hey there! I've recently created a fantasy-dildo reddit - I'd be honored if you would join it! It's supposed to be similar to this blog, and since you have a list going too i would welcome any collaboration! It's not taken off yet sadly, but It's located at reddit @ r/Fantaschlongs/
I urge anyone following to check it out, could be a fun little community. (and the theme on the subreddit is really fun!) Fantaschlongs also maintains a thorough masterlist!
I’m a little late to the party, but better late than never! :3
Beginning on Black Friday morning (11/23), most full-size items in the shop will be discounted 20% through the end of Cyber Monday (11/26)! This includes ready made inventory items, customs orders, and flops!
The sale will not include Squishy Cats, Teenies, Brains, special items, or any custom add-ons (i.e. GITD, chameleons, etc.).
In addition to the sale, there will be a small inventory drop, mostly muted Autumn metallics (and a few bright critters as well), happening at 7pm EST on Black Friday.
Lastly, during the inventory drop I will be opening up TWO custom slots for Large Kappas for $200 each (excluding shipping). These will be first come, first served. The discount WILL NOT be applied to these critters, so please keep that in mind before ordering!
Large Kappa customs will be available in any firmness we offer and in any firmness configuration (for example supersoft tongue, soft teeth, medium base, etc.). PLEASE check out my previous Kappa maws for ideas of what I can and cannot do!
If you may be interested in a Large Kappa, please feel free to message me before Friday to discuss possible color options (this is no way a garuntee of claiming one of the two slots).
Both slots will remain open until they are purchased.
PLEASE BE AWARE that ALL orders placed from 11/23 to 11/26 will be ABSOLUTELY FINAL. I will not process cancellations during this time, nor will I do so after the sale for items purchased during the sale.
Yes, we will be participating in Black Friday sales! But no, it won’t be a particularly huge event.
A TLDR version of what’s below:
Discounted stock drop
Discounted Dealer’s Choice BF Customs
Long custom wait time warning!
Fimbulvetr is coming…
Firstly, there will be a (relatively minor) stock drop. A fair chunk of these are “flops”, so with the flop discount + Black Friday discount, these guys are going to be cheaper than ever.
Store-wide, the Black Friday discount will be 20% off. The only items not affected by the discount are accessories/non sex toy items (Dicklets, keychains, Desk Guardians).
Secondly, there will be at least one Dealer’s Choice Black Friday Special Custom Listing for each model and size we offer. The only model exceptions are Valentine (both cock and tongue variants), Standard Rei, and Standard Kouya. These models are undergoing tweaks or re-prints. They may be found in the stock drop as a last hurrah for those older molds, but they will likely be flops.
Customs will allow you to choose the model, size, and firmness. The rest is Dealer’s Choice! The one thing that is guaranteed: the color scheme will involve black and at minimum one other color (for two total guaranteed colors). Requests for specific colors and patterns will not be taken.
VERY IMPORTANT: The waiting time on the customs will be quoted very high (1-3 months). A lot of the molds need to be remade and this will be done as I go about clearing the customs backlog and working on new things - if I pour something and it comes out weird, that one’s getting re-molded.
That said, if your toy comes out fine and there’s no problems with the mold, you could receive your toy rather quickly. This time estimate is being given in case of, say, a… Ragnarok-level doomsday scenario. No reason for that specific End of World scenario name, I’m sure.
We also have plans for a new model release in December, unless something goes wrong. Which it can, and probably will.
As usual, there will be absolutely no cancellations permitted during or after the Black Friday event. No exceptions. I am dead serious about this.
For the customs, if it looks like for any reason the custom will not be able to be completed by the absolute deadline, you will be fully refunded at that deadline time or as soon as I am certain that I cannot meet said deadline. Please do not ask me about refunds before then - though if you’d like to request a status report, you’re welcome to inquire! :)
this week I shall be endeavouring to catch up on some asks + update links & such; I will also be reblogging all Black Friday sales with the tag #black friday, so get your wallets ready. :)
Hello! I am Nakoo, and as some people know, especially here I collect fantasy silicone sex toys. Unfortunately I am not here to post about one of my new toys, but for two toys I should have had more than a year ago. Below the cut I discuss my dealings with BlueRitual/Yves.
You feel a chill run up your spine, and pull nervously at your cuffs, knotting the fabric between sweating fingers. The sun slides lazily towards the horizon, its pale rays playing weakly through the falling leaves as you trudge through the autumn evening. A gentle breeze swirls around your feet, pulling softly at your clothing, and you glance uneasily behind you.
You quicken your pace, your face flushing even as the cool air rolls across your skin. For something wicked this way comes…
In the final rays of the dying light, you see her. She turns towards you, smiling knowingly, languidly beckoning you closer.
She moves her hands across her stomach, along her hips, talons grazing slowly against smooth, inhuman muscles. Your eyes follow her movements, tracing down to the slowly undulating maw that pulls your gaze lower still. Your heart skips a beat, breath catching in your throat. Blood rushes to your face and you take a step forward.
Something wicked this way comes… Who are you to deny the Temptress?
Introducing Naamah, the Temptress!
Naamah is a demonically detailed penetrable model with some incredibly stimulating external textures. But don’t be fooled by her intimidating appearance; her multitude of devilish claspers are deceivingly gentle.
Naamah’s sensual lips lead to an invitingly grindable entrance and rolling, realistically ribbed internal passage, offering gently undulating stimulation. She has a slightly roomier fit than our Hawthorn model and her thinner sheath has a bit more give, making it easily compressible for a tighter fit and more dramatic sensation.
Check out Naamah along with many other ghastly critters this evening in our Halloween drop at 7pm EST!
So I get asked every other day about dildos. Mostly about @baddragontoys in particular. Usually I’ll recommend a firmness, model or size; but I rarely ever inform people that there are alternatives.
While I admire BD for kickstarting the fantasy dildo revolution, I find them genuinely difficult to recommend sometimes. From the direction the company is taking, some less than ethical business practices, and obviously, the price!
Due to the growing popularity of fantasy dildos, a number of indie outfits have popped up creating toys of comparable quality at a substantially lower price. From animal based toys created by the likes of @twintailtoys, to nautical themed dicks by @tailsnportholes. Whatever you desire, there is something for everyone!
But a question you may have is “Why do you own so many Bad-Dragon toys if there are alternatives?”. Good question! Since these indie outfits operate at a much smaller scale, they often don’t have the capacity to make toys in the larger sizes I desire. This is improving however, and more companies are making bigger and bigger toys.
So there you go folks! Next time you’re thinking about grabbing a new toy, just remember that there are alternatives, and the few listed above are just a selection of those available!
