after calling 10 times to get them to pick up

"what do you want"

what? i mean, i'm trying to find a package that was not delivered

"what do you mean your package doesnt have a liver"

no-no wasnt DELIVERED

"liver"

you know thats not what im saying

"our guys just left (at 11am)"

but..i got a update at 9 am saying it was out for delivery and then at 9:30am saying it failed..?

"tracking number?"

<lists it off>

"yeh our guys just left, you package is right here on the floor"

*can hear package being slided across the floor/counter idk*

ok, can i come pick it up then?

"yeah if you get here before we put it back on a truck to return to sender"

what, wait, why cant you guys just hold it?

"cuz if you dont get it it needs to be sent back today"

but, thats NEVER been how it worked before

"that how it works here, it's shipping back out at 3pm"

ok i'll be there before then, thank

"whatever"

*call disconnects*

what the fuck



what

the

fuck


thats not how this works, thats not how any of this works

fuck usps, wtf was that shit