It's at https://staff.tumblr.com/post/181199101690/hey-tumblr-a-couple-of-weeks-ago-we-announced-an … if you haven't eaten yet
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Woo hoo! The new Tumblr announcement and declaration of December 17th's Day of Death is, as expected, a true classic shitshow, a fantastic Charles Dickens Classic of "are there no poorhouses" with a dash of avocado toast.
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@staff - ending with a <3 is a bad look, when you're talking about how much you're deleting. Also, the ridiculous backflips you do to show how arbitrary and stupid content management is and then to say you're going full steam ahead tells me you're doomed. DOOMED.Show this thread -
Someone is going to come and take away all your adult blogs, but guess what - where the adult blogs go, the people who are being chased down and attacked and put to death in some places are going to follow, since they'll feel, if not welcomed, not directly threatened.
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"The more you help by reporting content that’s not permitted and by appealing content that you believe was flagged incorrectly, the better our automated tools will get at classifying your posts correctly." was better in the original Russian/German
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Apparently pulling images, content, and other randomly assigned/flagged material so that it can't be browsed by the web isn't "deleting" - good to know. In related news, stop banning my peeps, we're wasting time getting around your ridiculous bans.
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Also looking forward to This Ridiculous Letter 2.0 when you clamp down even harder on random things in the future. Come on, we all know this, we've seen this football and as tasty as it is to act like The Beatings Will Not Continue, who is falling for it at this point.
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Anyway, enjoy the (checking) 3,000 notes plus you're getting on that dark-blue tombstone you just put up.pic.twitter.com/0nWnyC4M77
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