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Don’t you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word. You see, the bird became the word back in 1942, when Larry Bird founded The Byrds to protest the Holocaust with his iconic musical bird calls. In 1945, when Bird successfully ended the Holocaust, the bird was cemented in history as the word. The bird has had many recorded occurrences as the word since then, including as children’s show characters such as Bird in Dim Sum Drive, and was even referenced in several episodes of the famous adult animation show, Modern Family. The bird has been colloquially recognized as the word in over four thousand countries. Everybody knows that the bird is the word, but did you know that it’s roots can be traced back beyond Larry Bird to early cavemen? Some scholars believe that in the prehistoric era, the pterodactyl was the word, but the bird soon thereafter evolved to be the word. The bird was forgotten as the word for many centuries, which is believed to be the leading cause of the dark ages. It had a small revival in renaissance literature, but wasn’t officially recognized as the word until Bird made it the word. I hope you enjoyed this history lesson, and remember to let everyone know that the bird is the word.

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