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@NikkiGlaser

Comedian and host of on Channel 95 every morning. Former host of . Watch my 2 specials on and !

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined September 2007
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    4 hours ago

    Is this the moment in the simulation where our aspiring dictator, backed into a corner by law enforcement, decides to do something big and scary to shift focus and/or retaliate? Asking for a friend...

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    16 hours ago

    About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week.

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    21 hours ago

    Hey , I understand the comparison you’re trying to make between Kevin Hart and these comediennes, but as a gay guy, let me share my opinion with you. This isn’t a rant, it’s more of an explanation of why *I see a difference.

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  4. 15 hours ago

    Just a reminder that your favorite breakfast food enjoys gentle baths.

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    Dec 8

    Love Nimesh Patel. Here he thoughtfully breaks down performing stand up for college students.

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    Dec 7

    Might I reiterate: They Should've Let Eric Andre Host the Oscars via

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    Dec 6

    Kevin Hart said he’s already addressed his old homophobic tweets and apologized for them in the past. Does anyone know where I can find that? No shade. I genuinely want to read what he’s said about it.

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    Dec 6

    Followers, ASSEMBLE! Jason Saenz is a truly good person who’s suffered a sudden, catastrophic medical emergency but we can help him. If EACH of my followers just donates ONE DOLLAR? We fund his recovery TODAY. Thanks, guys.

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    Dec 4

    a pitch-perfect representation of a male vs female employee’s expected level of work for the same position

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  10. Dec 3

    I get to meet and interview one of my all-time favs tomorrow. will also be there! Listen in.

    Tmw, will join , & & hopefully help them make sense of the world... or just give them some fun Christmas ornaments from her merch store...you gotta go see…
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    Nov 29

    I took this picture this morning after I finished reading the Cohen information & plea agreement because I wanted to make sure I could always remember the moment when it became clear Mueller was preparing to lay down a royal flush.

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  12. Dec 3

    This podcast is great and I’m proud to be on the newest episode.

    We chatted with of & Dancing With the Stars on this week’s episode of and it might change your life 💃🏼
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    Dec 2

    trying to sell merch after you bombed:

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    فيديو لصحيفة الغارديان البريطانية للقادة المشاركين في قمة مجموعة العشرين، ويظهر فيه م.ب.س، ولا نحتاج لتعليق حول الموقف المحرج الذي ألَم به والتجاهل الذي حظي به
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    Sep 29

    While the movement has provided everyone with a platform to discuss sexual harassment, writer suggests that, in particular, female comedians like and are changing the game. Read the full story now.

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    Dec 1

    Can’t stop not doing things

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  16. Dec 1

    Never identified with anyone more than on in between her pregnant friend and her married friend... “Nikki just got a new vibrator” 😂😂😂😂
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    Nov 30
    Replying to

    There is no way in fucking hell you wrote that statement.

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  18. Nov 30

    So honored to be a small part of . Comedians are RAVING about it. Seriously haven’t heard a single negative thing which really says something bc comics can be dicks when stuff is great bc we’re all insecure

    Thanks again to all the comics for coming on the show & helping get the word out on .  You rock!!!   …
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  19. Nov 30

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    Talk about girl code 👏 hey hey I see you 😘 I’d allow it
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  20. Nov 30

    BLOOMINGTON INDIANA ALL WEEKEND

    Very unfair to the people of Bloomington, Indiana that they get to see the excellent at the Comedy Attic this weekend, and next weekend they're stuck with me! (Although will be with me, and she's great!)
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