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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 hours ago

    We have never been to France, but we can assure you that our armchair gives us REAL insight into what is going on in the French Civil War.

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  2. 14 minutes ago

    ALSO: We are already looking at reports from the French Observatory for Human Rights run by a French refugee based in Vaduz, Liechtenstein.

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  3. 15 minutes ago

    REMINDER: When you send in source material, do NOT use state media sources of the Macron regime, we only want first-hand, trusted information from CNN, BBC, FOX. It helps to keep our investigation accurate and reputable.

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  4. Retweeted
    30 minutes ago

    REPORT: Alarming images from Paris last night. Open source investigation suggests that the Macron regime may have been dropping poisonous cheese called ''poison à la fromage'' in the Seine. We are confirming this information with our partners on the ground.

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  5. 22 minutes ago

    REPORT: It happened. - Report based on anonymous sources.

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  6. Retweeted
    48 minutes ago

    Has anyone smelled the sewers of Paris? We have received reports that by smelling it, like a trusted CNN reporter did, you can determine if there are traces of chemicals. If this is true, we are adding it to our report of Macron war crimes. Best regards, - Bellingdog Team

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  7. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Yes. According to the French Observatory for Human Rights there are 10 thousand child civilian deaths and 1 million kitten deaths. You see, the regime keeps barrel bombing the last kitten shelter and homeless shelter in . He does not fear the wrath of God!

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  8. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    We have received some highly useful information. Thanks to our investigation team for all the hard work.

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  9. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Message from Heliot Biggins: No, actually another report by CNN suggests that Putin controls Assad, therefore if Assad pretends to be Putin, it's actually Putin controlling himself. 100% confirmed. Sending these details to our team.

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  10. Retweeted
    10 hours ago
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    REPORT: The Seine contains water (H2O). When water goes to 100 degrees Celsius, it starts to boil. Boiling water actually causes the mines to explode, so actually this is a war crime. - Report is based on anonymous sources.

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  11. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    I can see ‘s forces putting mines in the Seine To keep us from escaping.

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    Thanks Bellingdog! May your sofa save us all from Animal Macron!

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  13. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    We have verified this account with our open source investigation, by looking at the name ''Benoîte Abedoux''. It uses an accent ''î'' just like they do in France, so we can 100% confirm that this account is 100% situated in Paris right now.

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  14. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    By comparing various images from trusted news media like CNN, we can confirm that this image is real. However, we used face-recognition technology and concluded that this person is actually Bashar al-Assad. We've found something big: Assad is pretending to be Putin in France.

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  15. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Also, anyone that disputes this claim is a Russian propaganda troll - Heliot Biggins (Bellingdog team)

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