(cache)Listen I'm really fed up with this. This lies. Not this post, this…: furaffinity

Listen I'm really fed up with this. This lies. Not this post, this post isn't lies. I'm blogging. Blogs aren't lies.

All you people who are fed up with FA, let's do this. Let's start a website. A better website. The best website. The best website of websites on the Internet. Alexa will be jealous of us. Maybe she can work for our website? Hm.

Here's a checklist that I made with a checklist program from the OpenOffice.org suite of OPEN SOURCE applications. see:

A server taht dishes out caffeine on demand. Yes, this is necessary. Apparently in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (communists) caffeine does not exist and is banned and causes jail-time because they are mormons.
No mormons run the website so that we can stay awake forever.
No fucking yaks they are uncultured animals.
geet a PhD in physics so that downtime is impossible EVER
Invent an infinite alternative to electricity (perhaps running on Hope?? TODO: ask Obama if he is an energy source for computers)
Stock-options and business cards. You are not profesOH OH GOOGLE ADSENSE. You are not professional without these things. Get the.m

the lies are that The Yak has said he is sleeping. Well FUCK THAT. Caffeine cures sleep. I know thsi; I know that caffeine cures sleep. I am in college. I am in school. I am going to school for college. There's a fucking chart.

also Search. lets talk search. you know how to find your clothes, right?? They're under things. The database is in shambles yet they can't find search. Hello, you can search for things even if things are a mess. First of all: if you are so stupid you cannot find things in a mess, you clean up?? Duh. no excuse for no search exCEPT SLEEP which isn't an excuse beCAUSE it was CURED BY SCIENTSITS.

taking aplicants for website now, I will give you the form later for the appliation. Application.

Also i am going to add something here: http://community.livejournal.com/furaffinity/197178.html?thread=2576954#t2576954 if you look at this you will see something>>. It's the lack of commas. If you post in this thread, please use commas. I chave eyestrain. Thank you.

tyrel_roo

August 5 2008, 05:32:43 UTC 10 years ago

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THE JUSTICE IS GREAT

zacat

August 5 2008, 06:08:31 UTC 10 years ago

Goddammit that's funny.

Yep, you won this bigtime.

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cesarin

August 5 2008, 06:28:17 UTC 10 years ago

shh, its serious business

verix

August 5 2008, 07:01:01 UTC 10 years ago

OKAY ia m on break and have gotten time to "chill out" so if you would like to continue the rational discussion on our website please feel free to resume. :)

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that's a pair of scissors for the discussion thread;,

Lets talk about the new ewbsite? okay? First topic: NAMES! We need a professional name. How about Furrogative. It's a combination of "furry" (the we are people) and "perogative" (the thing we need to do to expunge the yaks)

NOW I only have about fifteen minutes of break and I know that you all are very slow to talk so please try to use maybe ten syllables a reply . All I need is a name. GO :)

Hows this for a name?

palshife_sakura

August 5 2008, 10:33:37 UTC 10 years ago

My FAT DONG and HEUG GAY BALLS go INTO YOUR BUTT.

crazyhusky

August 5 2008, 07:01:34 UTC 10 years ago

Hey, Me and another dude are in the process of making a website full of
artists links in it.
Artist should be able post the websites up there. So in a event like this... people can still find your work.

August 5 2008, 07:03:49 UTC 10 years ago

Oh good competition. Ron Pal says competition is good for a free market so I will heartedly give you a handshake when you are finished with the website. :D

10 years ago

greenreaper

August 5 2008, 07:08:32 UTC 10 years ago

So has the names for people run out.? have you been run out by those fucking trolls? Se enow my blood is starting to boil again. Thanks a lot, trolls. You know the problemw ith the eeinternet is the fat that there are so many trolls on it you would think that some people would be good but no, they are not godo. People at their heart are fucking wicked and black. Thats why I'm a dragon because I'm the only good person in this world, alright. I thought furry was full of people who eren't evil, who would go ABOVE the fray that is the dark heartedness of man and try to be better but no, all I get is trolls. Even this community has torlls.

I want you all to stop being afraif of the trolls, okay. Do not be afraid of them. They are here for lulsz and they aren't here to be good. Thye're here for lulz and that's not cool. So listen if you want to give names to my website thats fine, I understand some of you are slow and I can be patient for the next ten minutes or so but after that i have to go back to work. I am lucky i didnt read or run into any trolls so far but I swear to god my fingers will fly all over this keyboard and spawn terminals if you start fucking going at it again. I know trolls and I know them well. Ever since the Fidonet we had tons of trolls. They would post AScii ansi and it would be fuckll fucking full of shi shit. And i dint like it, it was fucking terrible and tey were uploading tons of trashy bytes to my fidonet and I got really angry > So I started an alliance of anti-trols. YES THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A FUCKING ALLIANCE AND WE HAVE BEEN PATROLLING THE INTERNET TO CLEANSE YOU OFF OUR FUCKING NETWORKS. EVER SINCE BBSES. WE KNOW YOU. WE KNOW YOU WELL.

so we need names people pleasepost them!

rinji_ryu

August 5 2008, 07:31:10 UTC 10 years ago

I just think that the dark\light heartedness don't depend on such thing as are you dragon or someone else... I know a dragon who dream about killing all humans and know an orc with very kind heart...

August 5 2008, 07:09:01 UTC 10 years ago

SEVEN MINUTES CLAP CLAP i want to put a rubber stamp on these you guys!

August 5 2008, 07:09:13 UTC 10 years ago

OH shit its six now :/

August 5 2008, 07:10:32 UTC 10 years ago

Fiv minutes. Enyone. No? Come on.. I know the trolls are not that effective they never were....

August 5 2008, 07:13:26 UTC 10 years ago

TWO MINUTE WARNING. who watches hockey? :)

August 5 2008, 07:13:57 UTC 10 years ago

meeee!! i replied

August 5 2008, 07:15:28 UTC 10 years ago

OH i know but you didn't provide a name is all

August 5 2008, 07:16:21 UTC 10 years ago

Calming down it is the first thing... Lets take all this (I mean gettings down of FA) like a vocation. Everyone need a rest, so when FA will return back it will be like... like lots of good friends haven't seen each other for ages and met again!
FRIENDS! it is a key-word! May be FA have stupid servers, may be it gets down very often, but the one thing that makes FA one of best sites - it is a friendliness... so, there are too many "no" in the list...
If someone don't agree with it, search problems inside yourself... may be world become more friendly ^.=.^

August 5 2008, 07:16:22 UTC 10 years ago

OKya back to work now, on the clock and on the shift hehe. Work really clears my stress so strolsl dont effect me as much thankfully. I will see you all in i think about 12 hours, i have a few appointments with my alliance to see what sort of problems the bad internets have been doing to our network cables infrastructure.s