(cache)Listen I'm really fed up with this. This lies. Not this post, this…: furaffinity

Listen I'm really fed up with this. This lies. Not this post, this post isn't lies. I'm blogging. Blogs aren't lies.

All you people who are fed up with FA, let's do this. Let's start a website. A better website. The best website. The best website of websites on the Internet. Alexa will be jealous of us. Maybe she can work for our website? Hm.

Here's a checklist that I made with a checklist program from the OpenOffice.org suite of OPEN SOURCE applications. see:

A server taht dishes out caffeine on demand. Yes, this is necessary. Apparently in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (communists) caffeine does not exist and is banned and causes jail-time because they are mormons.
No mormons run the website so that we can stay awake forever.
No fucking yaks they are uncultured animals.
geet a PhD in physics so that downtime is impossible EVER
Invent an infinite alternative to electricity (perhaps running on Hope?? TODO: ask Obama if he is an energy source for computers)
Stock-options and business cards. You are not profesOH OH GOOGLE ADSENSE. You are not professional without these things. Get the.m

the lies are that The Yak has said he is sleeping. Well FUCK THAT. Caffeine cures sleep. I know thsi; I know that caffeine cures sleep. I am in college. I am in school. I am going to school for college. There's a fucking chart.

also Search. lets talk search. you know how to find your clothes, right?? They're under things. The database is in shambles yet they can't find search. Hello, you can search for things even if things are a mess. First of all: if you are so stupid you cannot find things in a mess, you clean up?? Duh. no excuse for no search exCEPT SLEEP which isn't an excuse beCAUSE it was CURED BY SCIENTSITS.

taking aplicants for website now, I will give you the form later for the appliation. Application.

Also i am going to add something here: http://community.livejournal.com/furaffinity/197178.html?thread=2576954#t2576954 if you look at this you will see something>>. It's the lack of commas. If you post in this thread, please use commas. I chave eyestrain. Thank you.

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verix

August 5 2008, 02:05:04 UTC 10 years ago

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Tis was already coverd as not being sound content.

facek

August 5 2008, 02:02:35 UTC 10 years ago

hey how do i become admin or ops on this site it sounds cool do admins get to ban people and get extra views or what hey there shoud be a rule that people have to draw for admins so if there was i would want to be admin so people could draw my characters and other admins characters and we could post them when do we start?

August 5 2008, 02:06:49 UTC 10 years ago

WOW EPLASE USE COMMAS. I am finding it hard to read that I have eyestrain :/

but to answer the part I first read YES you just fill out the application

August 5 2008, 02:29:26 UTC 10 years ago

HE oops

The form is coming soon. Liek i said above i am good with the OpenOffice.Org Claculate (wait thats not the name of it) The GOOD Excel clone but i am not good with form.s i have beuraracy so thats why I am bad at it I guess. :(

IF Someone volunteers to make the form for application of the website then YES PLEASE do so we can get this black hole spinning :D

cnilo

August 5 2008, 02:35:17 UTC 10 years ago

HEY VERIX YOU'RE SO POPULAR CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK

August 5 2008, 02:42:03 UTC 10 years ago

Well i have never had sex with anyone before but if you like yes come over i could use some rest (the google comments got me riled up)

CORNING CA is way too far tfor you to do that though Did you mean online??

neebu

10 years ago

ghouly_boy

stevefoxx

August 5 2008, 02:52:22 UTC 10 years ago

I,want,to,be,as,cool,as,you,some,day,anduse,,,,,lots,,,,of,,,commas.
COMMAS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

August 5 2008, 02:53:26 UTC 10 years ago

NOO no okay there is a LIMIT on using commas though. Thats too much. I mean its not hurting my eyestrain but yes there is a limit on commas you can use.

Think of the commas you use in your senstnece like a glass. You do not overfill the glass< right? so DONT OVERUSE YOUR COMMAS or else the glass will tip over.

August 5 2008, 03:00:48 UTC 10 years ago

ALRIGHT YOU SONS OF BITCHES LISTEN UP

IF YOU'RE A FUCKING TROLL I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS FUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TROLL ME I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU

I HAVE GOOGLE

I LIVE IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA WHERE GOOGLE IS ALRIGHT

I KNOWF UCKING PEOPLEI KNOW PEOPLE AT GOOGLE, YAHOO, HOTBOT I KNOW THEM ALL

I HAVE A FBUNC HF OF FUCKING DATABASES AT MY FINGERTIPS

DON'T YOU FUCKING TORLL ME

DONT' YOU DARE FUCKING TROLL ME

THIS IS IT AND THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IF YOU WRITE A TROLL COMMENT I WILL HAVE YOU FUCKING ENDED AND TERMINATED

I WILL ISSUE YOU A SIGKILL ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS THEN DON'T FUCKING TROLL ME AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT

hellebore

two_pi_r

More Expand

August 5 2008, 03:09:45 UTC 10 years ago

TO THE TROLLS I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW SO I WON'T BE REPLYING TO ANY OF YOU FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS

MAYBE YOU CAN USE THIS EXTRA TIME TO SIT ON YOUR HEADS AND REALIZE WHAT A PITIFUL FUCKING LIFE YOU FOLLOW

BUT YOU PROBABLY WONT BECAUSE ALL YOU FUCKERS CARE ABOUT ARE TROLLS

I'M LEAVING AND WHEN I COME BACK I WILLE VISERCERATE ANY TROLLS IN MY WAKE

DON'T YOU DARE TROLL

I WILL END YOU

iguanaartgirl

August 5 2008, 03:25:02 UTC 10 years ago

I WILL END YOU

Threats over the internet make me laugh. ^_^

pouncewhisper

gotiki

August 5 2008, 03:20:22 UTC 10 years ago

Please.
For god's sake.
Tell me you are joking.

cesarin

August 5 2008, 03:26:53 UTC 10 years ago

anyway sadly, im too busy spamming F5 to help you on the proyect

August 5 2008, 04:16:24 UTC 10 years ago

this is synced perfectly to wutang clan

jesus

borealbobcat

August 5 2008, 03:33:21 UTC 10 years ago

Relax, guys. He's obviously being sarcastic. I mean, "Invent an infinite alternative to electricity (perhaps running on Hope?? TODO: ask Obama if he is an energy source for computers)"? Easier said than done; otherwise, someone'd be a gazillionare and the world's problems would be solved.

So relax, have a beer, chill while FA gets fixed, and repeat after me:

It's just a website. It's just furry porn. It's not the end of the world. I can wait.

And hell, if ya really ARE that pissed Verix, go make your site. Please, go on. Lemme see your vision come to life. You clearly have a plan to make all this happen or else you wouldn't have made all those demands. We're all waiting with much anticipation at your genius. ;)

(fyi, take this all with a grain of salt. I mean no harm. :hugs and hi-fives all around:)