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I've got a story for you guys

The Tale of Alex the Creepypasta Tard

>Be in Middle School
>8th Grade
>Two new tards come to school
>one of them's really nice, and is actually okay to be around
>the other is an annoying piece of shit that has been kicked out of most of his schools
>be me
>have to sit with the 6th graders
>most are chill, but then there's Alex the Tard
>he's sitting there giving me the death stare as though I just killed his family
>"Uh, is there something you want?"
>doesn't reply
>just sits there glaring at me
>he gets up and walks over to the teacher and yells
>THAT FAT GUY IS PICKING ON ME
>sat there shocked, as for one, I was still a pussy in this era and couldn't handle being called fat, and two because everyone could see that he was just sitting there
>none the less he proceeds to get me in trouble for bullying
>get sent to principal's office
>says he contacted my parents but that he want's to hear my side of the story
>tell him that I didn't do nothing, and that everyone who was in the room can vouch for that
>proceeds to call in every 6th grader who was in that room
>all of them say that I didn't do anything
thank god for friends

>ffw to a week later
>walking in hallway and see Alex
>he's raising his phone in the air to get reception
>turns it on while holding it
>see he has a Jeff the Killer wallpaper
>creepy but okay we all have interests
>all of a sudden his ringtone goes off
>GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEP
>I swear the other side of the school could hear it
>now I'm freaked out
>he looks at me, get's up in my face and starts whispering "Go to sleeeeeeeeeep"
>slap the fuck out of him
>he starts rolling over on the floor acting like he's having a seizure
>get sent to principal's office
>see's it's me and immediately let's me go
>he thinks Alex is faking it again
>mfw Alex get's detention for lying to the principal
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