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I've got a story for you guys The Tale of Alex the Creepypasta Tard>Be in Middle School >8th Grade >Two new tards come to school >one of them's really nice, and is actually okay to be around >the other is an annoying piece of shit that has been kicked out of most of his schools >be me >have to sit with the 6th graders >most are chill, but then there's Alex the Tard >he's sitting there giving me the death stare as though I just killed his family >"Uh, is there something you want?" >doesn't reply >just sits there glaring at me >he gets up and walks over to the teacher and yells >THAT FAT GUY IS PICKING ON ME >sat there shocked, as for one, I was still a pussy in this era and couldn't handle being called fat, and two because everyone could see that he was just sitting there >none the less he proceeds to get me in trouble for bullying >get sent to principal's office >says he contacted my parents but that he want's to hear my side of the story >tell him that I didn't do nothing, and that everyone who was in the room can vouch for that >proceeds to call in every 6th grader who was in that room >all of them say that I didn't do anything thank god for friends>ffw to a week later >walking in hallway and see Alex >he's raising his phone in the air to get reception >turns it on while holding it >see he has a Jeff the Killer wallpaper >creepy but okay we all have interests >all of a sudden his ringtone goes off >GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEP >I swear the other side of the school could hear it >now I'm freaked out >he looks at me, get's up in my face and starts whispering "Go to sleeeeeeeeeep" >slap the fuck out of him >he starts rolling over on the floor acting like he's having a seizure >get sent to principal's office >see's it's me and immediately let's me go >he thinks Alex is faking it again >mfw Alex get's detention for lying to the principal
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PART 2 The Grand Toilet Brawl>ffw to a month >In science class >boringasfuck.html >My friends, we'll call him Mick, asks to go to the bathroom >Mick comes back a few minutes later sweating >He says that he went to the bathroom and Alex was in there >he opened up the stall and Alex was in the stall shitting >Alex yelled raped and started trying to snap Mick's neck >Mick pinned him down and waiting a bit before running back into class >next moment we hear the speaker >pleasesendmicktooffice.jpg >Mick proceed's to get suspended for fighting >now it's on mother fucker before I continue I must give you context, there's a game at out school that all the moronic 6-7th grader's play called "Bumper Cars," it's where one person slides down and then another, and eventually they make a stack>one day the 6-7th graders are playing bumper cars >Alex is on the bottom >kids start building up >Alex then starts crying and screaming >the teachers pull him out >"I BROKE MY ARM!!!!!" >Nobody believes him but they take him inside anyway >Nurse say (pretty obvious) that he hasn't borken his arm >Alex then goes into bathroom and mummy wraps his arms (yes he says he broke both) >today is also the National Junior Honor Society award ceremony >tard is in it >all the middle and high schoolers are there >all my friends and I are looking for Alex >spot him >ohmyfuckinggod.mp4 >he still has the damn mummy wrap >watch almost crying with laughter as this fatass kid walks up to our principal, arms wrapped in toilet paper >everyone is in shock >everyone has now witnessed Alex, the creepypasta tard
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PART 3 The Magnificent Mr Wiki Leaks>Me and my friends are done with Alex >we hatch a plan to get him out >we start out group >the Conquistatards >however in order to expell Alex from our land we must go to a mystic source >have a friend at my school >everyone calls him "Mr. Wiki Leaks" because he can find out shit about anyone >go to him and ask him for info on Alex >tells us that Alex was expelled because he pissed on the principal >perfect >also tells us that he threw poop at him 2 years ago >even more perfect >proceed to bring that up to him when we're hanging out in the bathroom >he gets pissed and proceeds to crawl into the bathroom >wtf >we leave and then proceed to hear the loudest tard screech I have ever heard >we turn and see Alex bare ass naked in the halls >ohfuck.scared >Run into cafeteria >Alex follows >everyone sees Alex's micro dick and huge balls as he runs through the cafeteria >teachers try to subdue him >queendontstopmenow.m4a >Alex brakes free >friends and I run outside and almost run into principal >poor guy didn't know what was coming >proceed's to get plowed into by tard with the force a chimp on roids >school almost expells him but his mom claims that "he was provoked" >school doesn't do anything to us but they also don't expell Alex >ffw 2 days >I'm in bathroom >see Alex in the corner of my >thosechickensmustbeuptosomething.wad >proceeds to pull turd out the toilet >oh fuck >smears it on my pants >my new khakis, they were so young and had so much life in them >thunder kick this tard square in the face >feels good man >he runs out >fuck, he's going to go get the principal >he don't
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>>784401973 >Jeff the Killer If you were named Jeff you could have a threesome with 2 others Jeffs. Afterwards you could say "Jeff, that was a Jeff on Jeff on Jeff. My name Jeff."
Cool story OP
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PART 4 The Last Folley of Alex the Creepypasta Tard>Be in lunch line >Alex has this fucking red backback that he never takes off >while he's in line Principal walks up to him >"Please take off your bookbag, you're taking up space." >deathstare.jpg >takes it off and puts it in hallway >we he comes back we hear him say >"I'm glad Jeff the Killer and Slenderman are real, hopefully they come." >we now know Alex's main weakness >he believes creepypastas >now that I think of it, that makes it even more fucked that he had a Jeff the Killer wallpaper >we all get a plan to make him believe a creepypasta >we make up one about how principals hate kids with mental disorders >alexisangry.bmp >also make up one about how principals were invented to kill Jeff the Killer >pauses >jeopardytheme.mp3 >believes it >now the fun begins >watch as he walks up to the principals >pulls out pencil >oh no >proceeds to yell "GO TO SLEEEEEP!!!" >stabs principal in arm >school goes on lockdown >kid doesn't even tell the principal what we said >he's already taken it as fact >Vice Principal asks him what he was thinking >"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SCOUNDRELS SAY, JEFF THE KILLER LIVES ON REEEEEEE" >holy shit >Alex gets sent home >ffw to last day of school >bell rings for us to go home >in hallway walking to bus >Alex is in hallway staring at my friends and I >out of nowhere he proceeds to Naruto sprint towards us >my buff friend Cody has sensitive flight or fight reflexes >straight up decks this kid in the face >holy shit >the kid runs out to his mom in her car The battle has been won>ffw to the next school year >watch the halls closely for him >he's not there >check the classrooms >he's not there >ask the 7th graders if he left >they say yes >victory has be ours
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bumping finish the story also calling dubs
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RESOLUTION>after Alex left we have never seen him again >the only one in the school who sees him still a girl in our class who is his cousins The Tale is over 4chan P.S if this ends up on reddit I won't be mad
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Thanks for sharing your tard story.
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>>784406285 >if this ends up on reddit I won’t be man No shit you won’t be mad. Seems as though you’re fresh off the boat newfag
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>>784407262 Had a tard moment and meant to type will
Fuck Reddit
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