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level 1
307 points · 1 month ago

This sounds way more complicated than it is in Payday 2.

level 2
153 points · 1 month ago

IM 90% SURE ITS MURIATIC ACID

level 3

NO WAIT!

level 4

IT SHOULD BE HYDROGEN CHLORIDE! ADD IT!

level 5

FUCK ME WE NEEDED THOSE COOKS

level 6
11 points · 1 month ago

I AM 68% SURE ITS CAUSTIC SODA GUYS

level 3

You right tho. Don’t ask me how I know, been clean a long time. But you know those vicks vapor rub things that come in the stick that looks like a chap stick bottle? You take the little stick out of about 7 or 8 little bottles, put in Pyrex pan, add some muriatic acid, throw in the microwave and you’ll have some really cheap ass, low grade garbage shit that will probably leave you even more retarder than you were when you started. I never tried it, but seen other people do it.

level 4
SAVE ME10 points · 1 month ago

it says that muriatic acid is another name for hydrochloric acid, which is basically gastric (stomach) acid

level 5

you had me at hydrochloric acid, i'm good

level 4
3 points · 1 month ago

Those Vicks nasal inhalers have l-methamphetamine in them. It is the far less active enantiomer of the methamphetamine molecule. It's called something else (levmetamfetamine) on the label.

level 3

Holy shit the flashback

level 2

Payday 2’s formula would actually make Saltwater. Hydrogen Chloride is literally the same thin as Muriatic Acid, and Caustic Soda is Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH).

Since mixing an acid and a base always makes water, that leaves the sodium and chlorine ions to bond, giving us Sodium Chloride, otherwise known as table salt.

level 3
30 points · 1 month ago

Sounds scary to people that have never taken a chem class

The april fools prank when 'dihydrogen monoxide' was in our water supply and had 100% mortality rate

level 3

Interesting! I honestly just thought they took some random items and claimed they made meth in the context of the game.

level 3

NaOH(aq) + HCl(aq) → NaCl(aq) + H2O(l)

yep

level 2

Bassy electronic music intermixing with gun-fire intensifies

level 2

Be issue this guy is more than likely a college chemistry student who just learned the red p style. No one does that any more it's all onr pot which is much easier

level 3

We cook in the beaker

level 1

Not gonna lie I saved that for later to see if it's legit

level 2
Original Poster78 points · 1 month ago

My man

level 3

Lmao

level 2

Open up it's the FBI

level 3

FBI, OPEN UP!

level 2
13 points · 1 month ago

Its legit, but more of a basic outline of one way to do it poorly. I can't imagine what sort of garbage results from reducing whatever in the fuck is in matchbook strike pads and pill binders. Of course, you should be distilling the methamphetamine before crystallization. No one does though.

level 3

Red p is a terrible way to make it. There's a terrible yield and it is extremely messy with all the phosphorous. One pot is much easier.

level 1

One weird trick that weight loss doctors HATE!

level 2

You will have so much energy you could conquer france in 3 weeks!

level 3
20 points · 1 month ago

Unfortunately you’ll be dead in 2

level 4

nah they'll just surrender again

level 1

i’m on a list after clicking this.

level 2

Have your tried to clear your history?

level 2

Didn't use incognito mode? Haha get rekt noob

level 3

i like to live life dangerously.

level 1
38 points · 1 month ago · edited 1 month ago

But whys it blue?

Edit: it's a quote. I'm not looking for an answer.

level 2
56 points · 1 month ago

Not sure if chemically correct, but in Breaking Bad it was because they used Methylamine instead of Sudafed.

level 3

It changed after they started doing that, but I don't think that was the reason why. Because Gale said that he could not account for the blue color, and he knew how to make it from methylamine.

level 3
6 points · 1 month ago

spoiler: methylamine / p2p method produces white meth crystals and a shittier quality overall. It's a racemic mixture of active and relatively inactive molecules.

level 4

Science bitch

level 2

Dope dealers started making their shit blue after Breaking Bad got popular. People would be fooled into thinking it was “that Heisenberg shit”

level 3

Big if true

level 2

In reality, it’s actually an impurity from using cold medicines, Guafesin.

level 3
11 points · 1 month ago

In the show it became blue after they stopped using the cold medecine

level 4

but they were using sudafed, Guafesin is different. It's in things like mucinex.

level 1

Everybody is on a list now.

level 2
13 points · 1 month ago

they don't have lists anymore, they just keep track of everyone.

level 3

Oh no! You cant give away government secrets like that!!! Now you're on two list!

level 1

This dude was definitely tweaking hard when he wrote this.

level 2

Its a pretty old copypasta. I remember reading this on dialup.

level 3

Well, whoever originally wrote it

level 4
32 points · 1 month ago

It’s an infinite universe bruh. It was copy-pasted originally.

level 5

I'm fairly certain that's not how infinite worlds theory works.

level 2

Or copy/pasted

level 1

Snapshots:

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I am a bot. (Info / ^Contact)

level 2
5 points · 1 month ago

Yeah snappy, fuck the police!

level 1
17 points · 1 month ago

The instructions weren't clear enough. I caught my penis on fire.

level 1

As I've tried to say in that thread, that method is outdated and isn't going to work very well anymore. That guide is a red phosphorus reduction of ephedrine. It was the method used by biker gangs and 'home cooks' of meth in the 80's and 90's. It is simple, but completely dependent on easily available, and pure ephedrine. You can no longer get ephedrine easily, and the kinds you do get, have anti-meth making properties in them. When buying cold medicine with ephedrine in america, you may be requested to show ID, and beyond that, there is a limit to how much you can buy before you get some police attention. Additionally, the companies making the cold medication started putting things in the pills that ruin attempts to turn it into meth, which will gum up the chemicals upon mixing and just make a big mess.

The guide might have helped some people make some meth 20 years ago. It isn't helping anyone make jack shit now. Unless you like, live in India or something and can buy pure ephedrine without restriction.

FYI the meth trade used to be domestic, when this sort of manufacturing was possible. Now the meth americans use is made in super labs in mexico. This entire process has been shut down in america. And outsourced to mexican drug cartels. Economically speaking all the enforcement really accomplished was taking money of out of americans hands, but hey, that's a bit of a tangent, the point is, that meth making guide is basically worthless.

level 2
Original Poster7 points · 1 month ago

Your knowledge of meth goes unparalleled that was actually really interesting to read

level 2

So any drugs that are worth making?

level 3

Mushrooms are the easiest to produce, but they are not highly sought after and are difficult to sell in bulk. MDMA is restricted because of its precursor. You can't make cocaine (without a large amount of coca leaves). You can't make opiates (without a large field of poppies). LSD is too difficult. Mescalin and DMT are easy to manufacture but suffer from the same problems as mushrooms. So in short, not really, the days of backyard chemists making drugs are pretty much over.

You can always grow some weed though.

level 4

What about meth, and what if you know how to make lsd, and Molly, plus many drugs in the dw are in demand, and what do you mean mdma is restricted? Aren’t all these illegal. Anyways what about other illegal activity such as counterfeit, robbery, and scamming? And anything that would be “the best option” or something close to it? (PMs are welcome)

level 1

DMT is WAAAAAAAAAAY safer, easier, and cooler!

level 2

DMT is pretty intense. But really cool. But intense.

level 3

On a scale of 1 to speaking to god. How intense is it?

level 4

I’m not into speaking to voices in my head so probably a 9 lol

level 4

You are God.

level 2

Think I’ll just smoke some weed

level 3

You do you. I'll be over here flipping through dimensions like TV channels on a snow day.

Edit: in all seriousness though, dmt is actually very enlightening, not just "way cooler than meth."

level 4

That does sound like fun tho

level 2

Easier to make?...

level 3

Waaaaay easier! You dont need to buy sudafed or anything too regulated. Basic chemistry equipment (off the top of my head; stove, pot, jar, funnel, naphtha (household solvent), lye (used for making soap), and mimosa hostilis root bark.

All if these are pretty cheap, and while you still nead to be cautious, you aren't going to blow your house up. The drug can cause the "Breakthrough Experience" at about 50mg smoked, and can be enjoyed at lower doses as a short lasting, relatively tame psychedelic.

Look up something like "DMT MHRB Tek" to learn more. Better yet, go to erowid and find the dmt page, one stop shop for dosing, experiences, harm reduction, and methods of producing.

Also, my original comment was a bit jokey. To say DMT is just "way cooler than meth" isnt exactly a good description. It is unbelievably intense.

level 4

I once dosed 1200 ug’s of lsd and I hear DMT tops that. Crazy to think about.

level 1
9 points · 1 month ago

How does that sub even exist.

level 2

That's the extreme end of that sub. It's normally life hacks that make you a shitty human being.

level 1
8 points · 1 month ago

It just amazes me that chemistry this complicated & precise is being done by an awful lot of idiots. And that people want to put this poison in their bodies.

level 2
8 points · 1 month ago

This chemistry is neither complicated nor precise. It's literally mixing variable amounts of raw materials of unknown purity and doing basic steps like heating and extracting.

I completely agree with your last sentence.

level 3
2 points · 1 month ago

Shows how much I know about chemistry! I'd blow myself up on the first batch.

level 1
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14 points · 1 month ago

Thanks GaupGod

level 2

Hey it's the man himself!

What made you decide to poste all that?

level 1

Best comment: “When do I add the chilli-P?”

LMAO

level 1

Can someone archive this before it gets removed? On my phone rn

level 1

Who the hell figures this shit out

level 2

Scientists

level 2

Drug dealers

level 2

Anyone who's great at chemistry and needs the money

level 2

Nazis probably.

But, seriously though. Nazis probably did a big amount of that research.

level 3

You could always read up on pervitin to get an idea of how they did this research.

level 1

It’s totally overwhelming!

level 1
SAVE ME5 points · 1 month ago

I love the title

level 1
5 points · 1 month ago

I won't be surprised if I'm on a list now that I looked at that post

level 2
Original Poster9 points · 1 month ago

Just don’t cook any meth and I think you’ll be straight

level 1

It's amazing that people can somehow put all that shit in their body and not die immediately

level 2

Yeah, but meth still does a lot more damage than many drugs

level 2

How so? Almost everything you eat or use was made in a somewhat similar fashion. The fact that dangerous chemicals were used along the way is irrelevant if they have been removed from the final product. I was at a chocolate factory the other day and had to go through a safety orientation about the pure ammonia piping running through the entire facility. Apparently its somehow used in chocolate manufacturing. Also in beer brewing. That's the active ingredient in windex btw (I also use windex as cockroach killer).

Also, FYI, you can be prescribed medically pure meth. Its called Desoxyn, and you'd get it from a pharmacy. They also probably made it in a similar matter (likely not with a red phosphorous reduction, but certainly with process that involved numerous deadly solvents).

Dangerous chemicals are used in the manufacturing of almost every product. Its generally a scare tactic to bring up this fact. Although, granted, its not like street meth passed any sort of quality control testing, contamination issues could certainly be present, but the fact that its crystallized reduces this likelihood (generally its difficult to get impure products to crystallize).

Point being, you'd be amazed at the list of chemicals involved in making a coors light, it doesn't mean the final product is going to kill you, that isn't how chemistry works. Although ironically alcohol is actually fairly toxic anyways. Maybe chocolate would have been a better example...

level 3

Just thought it was interesting, is all.

level 4

Fair enough. I've got the same sort of vibe from health nuts/anti vaxxers before who don't really understand the underlying science about things, just thought I'd try and point it out, wasn't personal.

level 1

Step 1: disappoint your parents

level 1

No thanks. Mr. FBI man says i shouldnt ooen that link.

level 2

That's right

level 1

And to think some smackhead in a trailer park is making this and dealing to people

level 1

Honestly, its kinda interesting to read all that goes into making the drug. It's amazing how we have come to the point where we know that if you mix these chemicals together, it makes a "neat" drug.

I wouldn't try it making it though, fuck that. I like my face/fingers/lungs/house the way they aren't, and I'm not gonna risk blowing up my house for a science project.

level 1

Was expecting /r/theehive

level 1
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1 point · 1 month ago

I'm on another watch list now.

level 1

Get this rubish out a here fuk nazi drugs suk unless your a kamakazi flying a 36 hr death mission and even then it must suk

level 1

Can we get an archived link?

level 1

Wtfff

level 1
-4 points · 1 month ago

Wtf, how is this subreddit extant.

Meth is an awful, horrible thing, and addiction is real. This person is making the world a worse place.

level 2

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