Well, for one.
There's that whole thing about Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Edition or whatever....
Mofuckers better let me get that shit for a discounted price.

But...Nintendo...they ain't even gonna see this shit...


But...Nintendo...this is why people want FZERO so fucking bad.

Mario Kart...is a game...

That PUNISHES anyone who is good at this game.

It is impossible to be good.

As much as I like the idea of constantly having to fight and actually see g the other racers when I play,
It's just NOT FUN when you're at the front and one tap from anything will send you all the way back to 12th fucking place.

Just...why Nintendo?

Can we have our game that lets the good players play the game?

Or, fuck, add For Glory mode to Mario Kart as well.

No one fucking uses the custom match settings...
EVER.
No matter how much you try to play a game using custom match settings, it is impossible to find anyone online.

I have had ONE 200cc race online since they introduced it.

And I swear...the only people that turned up for that race...

All of them drove the Blue Falcon and wore the Captain Falcon mii suit.

I already have a Tumblr.

I only use it to look at porn. Lol

I dont see the point in having more than one platform for social media.

But i supposed I can separate shit posting and main thing between here and there. Lol

It'll take some time before I have things set up to the way i like them. So I'll say something when I get it done~

Just.

Eh.

I like that things feel slightly stable right now.

But even saying that doesn't feel right.

Like. I feel like I'm going no where.

I dont know what to do.

Just stupid little things happening making me feel bad.

I need a new way to feel good and productive.

It just really hurts knowing that someone actually managed to push me away from something I loved and legitimately had a great time creating things for.

I've just been bombarded since yesterday night about my birthday~

Lol, thanks guys, I really appreciate it. TwT

So I finally put some money in the bank so I can go Christmas shopping.

And lo and behold, exaclty as I fucking though,

Even though I fucking canceled the order, fucking Norton decided to fucking take the money out of my account.

Sure, I got it refunded, but it's not getting back to me in a whole fucking week.

ON TOP OF THAT, I got a refund from Capcom, from what?

They decided to not deliver the Protoman Helmet that I ordered for my brother over a year ago.

It was supposed to have gotten to me this fucking week, they fucking gave me the confirmation email last fucking month.

Oh, and I checked the website. I CAN"T FUCKING ORDER ANOTHER ONE.

I got it when it was still 160$, and now it's just not allowing me to make a fucking order.

So now I'm out 200 something fucking dollars, and I can't buy anyone fucking anything for Christmas.

God Fucking Damn It.

Now people are hating on eggnog.

What the fuck is wrong with people today?

Like, finding the new random thing to hate in is just what people do now?
I really dont fucking get it.

Like if Nintendo isn't placing down trademark strikes, then people start finding random fruits and vegetables to hate.

Updated Commission progress in my journal header
and
Updated Things I Wont Do list, mostly thing having to do with Pokemon.

Rephrased things about Mega forms.

Added pokemon listed as "Puppy Pokemon" in the Pokedex under the Won't Do list.

Yeah, so other than the new job taking up a little more time than usual,

I got fucking sick as hell this week.

One of the kids came home with a cold and sure enough everyone in the family began to get fever one by one.

And this entire weekend I've been dead ass sick in bed and coughing up fucking slime all over the place.

If I weren't so sick I would have definitely had them done this week, but

, If you please. I ask you to just hold out a little longer.

It looks like shit.

It looks like one of those college student projects that they created on their spare time and uploaded to Youtube under a creative commons license.

I KNOW the game is gonna be good. But I don't want it to look like shit.

You don't just slap a game into a par quality engine and call it a day.

And I don't want to hear anything about "Graphics not making a game."

That argument was made during the 5th generation of console gaming, where 64bit graphics were taking the market, and new gamers at the time were making arguments that games were only good if they were 3D. While everyone else was still playing older games on the NES or SNES, or the older Sega consoles.

There's a difference between quality, style, aesthetics and shit.

Owlboy, Super Meat Boy, Shovel Knight, Freedom Planet, all games that use "outdated looking" graphics for a pleasing aesthetic experience.

The Crash Bandicoot N'sane Trilogy is a LAZY and a cheap attempt at cashing in on people who are honestly going to buy the game just because, HOLY SHIT, they just need crash Bandicoot back that fucking bad.

Fucking Twinsanity looked better than this shit and that was on the PS2.
If anything, that was the closest to the modern looking Crash that they were trying to make, and how the "updated" graphics should have looked.

Look. I'm happy he's back. I knew he was back the moment I saw him in that one Uncharted thing.
The whole stage and episode dedicated to him in Skylanders only cemented the fact that he was back.

It's just a shame that this is what his actual game looks like.

I really hope that his is some Beta NO, fucking Alpha footage of the game.

No it's not. I saw the demo. This is what they're saying the final game is going to look like...

Yeah, so I finally have a job~

As you'd know this would get in the way a little of doing commissions.

It's doesn't mean I'm stopping them though. That would be bullshit. lol

Nah. I expect that I'd have at least half of them done by the end of the week, since I only work during the week days.

So, yeah. FINALLY landed a job.

Just updated the style references section to have more recent artwork.

No prices have been changed~

Please remember that all commissions ARE open!

When I save an image I have to rename the file myself.

That's it.

I like to organize my porn, okay?

FA has a the Username first, and then the name of the file. There's a number before that, but I just remove it.

Weasyl takes that to another little level by not having numbers at all and just the Username and, GASP, the name of the POST.

Deviant art...kind of does this? They put the username after the file name...eugh.

I actually prefer the Username/Post Title...well...there's a bunch of users on FA that just DONT name their files...
I guess because a few of them, having jobs and lives outside of art, still can't afford to have multiple files stored somewhere, and delete everything after they're done with your commission. So they don't even bother to name the file...like...at all.

And that's where I don't like this, because Tumblr caters to THOSE people.

People that just DUMP their artwork in one DUMP and that's it.

It's loosely organized in posts and...eugh...I fucking hate it.

Okay, that's not it. The entire site looks like a fucking dump.

I have to name the files when I save them and it's inconsistent whenever I click on something, because sometime it opens an in page popup and zooms in on the picture or series of pictures,
Other times it opens a link, goes to a different page, and then I have to go back and sift through the DUMP of pictures to find the one I was looking at again.
HEAVEN FORBID I"M DOING THIS ON MY PHONE...

I hate Tumblr.

Just a reminder that I AM indeed open for comissions.

I've been working on random personal things hoping that it would attract more people, but that hasn't really happened yet. XP

Ples, I need to pay the bills. TwT

So the other day, I went and called Paypal and the representative I spoke with thought it was total bull shit that my account was left in the satate that it was in.

She actually spoke with her supervisor with how obvious it was that there were fraudulent charges being made, and she said the money would be credited back to my account that day.

Sure enough, within the next few hours, all of the charges were paid back to me and I no longer had a negative balance.

Go back to my bank, and give them a call, and simply told them that I had resolved what was going on with my Paypal account, and literally, while I was still on the phone with them, they returned my balance back to where it was before this all started!


Oh gosh, this lifts such a weight off my shoulders.

But...I still need some money. Gonna try to finish up commissions tomorrow.

I only have two bills to pay, and I'd really like to have them paid...

A couple days ago my Uber account was hacked and they made a bunch of unauthorized payments.

So, now that I have fixed what was happening and i can use my PayPal again, my bank still has a negative value.
Meaning, i can't out in money from commissions to pay off my bills into the bank...

I'm very tired. I just dont know what to do anymore.

I've put in so many job applications, it's not even funny.

Three months and not one job.

I've been noticing a certain character in A LOT of vore commissions in the past year or so.

And then I began to hear A LOT of complaints about said character.

As in the person who owns said character drove a particular artist COMPLETELY of the internet and actually pesters other artists for not taking his rich people money.

I don't know why I didn't say anything about it before, but now I really have to make something specific about it.

I'm really shit it drawing humans.

But I'll actually hazard to try them. lol

BUT, if you look like a straight up hobo,

then no.

I'm not going to draw you.

So...

I learned that if you already own Skyrim, Steam is kickass enough to just GIVE you the special HD edition...

I tried playing it...good gawd it's a fucking mess.

I quickly went back to playing the original...

ANYWAY.

I'm trying to get body mods. But I can't seem to find any.

And the only ones that I can find possible links to, are stuck behind a pay wall on some monthly subscription site. XP

Is there really no way to get certain mods without having to pay for them, or do I just have to fork over the cash?? DX

A certain few special people know, I'm all over Australian accents. TwT

Like...for real. Oh gosh, I think it's so cute. >w< <3

Anyway~ Crash Bandicoot had an Australian accent in the weird UK commercials, that, with how silly the shitty motion capture and voice acting was, I looooved him even more for it. lol

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w47m7yEr1W4[/yt]

WELL, Skylanders has a show, and they actually made Spyro a main character in it.

He's been set aside in Skylanders for a while, because it was evident that people don't like that Skylanders as a Spyro game and they eventually made Skylanders it's own thing.
Skylanders, Skylanders, Skylanders. (had to repeat it a few more times)

ANWAY, As most people would know Crash is in the new Skylanders. SOoooo, because they have the show now~

CRASH is in iiiiit~<3

and...they kept his accent. TwT <3

While he has a classic look again, they even put him back into having no neck as well...he had a neck in Twinsanity, I don't...

BUT HE"S STILL SO CUUUUTE! <3

Just look~

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNxucWYR-s[/yt]

every time I get to doing something
a kid wakes up and I have to put all my attention the them...

They're not even my kids...

I hadn't even seen the new ice age movie...

...how many are there now?? like...damn

But from what I've seen, the last few have had some...pretty steamy looking vore moments. like...

Oh gawd, it's hilarious, but Dreamworks, puleeeez,

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGj.....amp;t=24s[/yt]

How are people this stupid??

Like...if I don't want to do business with you because of who you are associated with, then fucking deal with it!

Seriously. There are sooo many factors that just fuck up EVERYTHING for you... and yet, you still want to say

"EUGH, I didn't even do it! I didn't do this, I didn't do that!"

The fact of the matter is you were part of it, no matter how much you want to distance yourself from it.

I mean, for one, it has your fucking face on it. Are you fucking stupid?

For two, when I told you I was no longer doing business with you because of it, in stead of trying to remedy the problem, you doubled it and a made said double problem even worse by adding me into the mix.

Are you THAT stupid?? Holy shit!!

Oh, but because you still believed that you had no part in it, you had to call your little buddy who was also part of the problem and cry to him that I had refuse to do any more commission with you.

Who gives a fuck if he's the one that made the original version of it. The one that I saw had you FACE and NAME on it!!

You're BOTH in the wrong, and are now BOTH part of the problem!

And then you try to bring a third party into the mix... who... just does his absolute BEST to make me change my mind.

NO, I fucking made a decision. I said NO.

It's not FUNNY. It's not a joke. I didn't like what I saw.

I told the person involved that I would not to any more work with them, blocked them, and then got the objects removed be an owner of the area.

The problem didn't even need to go further than that.

But no, they just had to go on and ON AND ON.

But it's done.

It's done~


When I say no. I fucking mean NO. Not MAYBE. Mother fucking NO.

Now leave me alone.

Good night.

This is meant for a Adoptables and anything that may be sold in an auction. YCHs, and what not.


If you are found to be using your own spot as an alt for someone who has been put on my blacklist or is blocked by me,

OR, you are found to be an alt of someone on my blacklist/ is blocked by me,

You will be blocked and banned from making any further sort of commission from me

You forfeit your spot in the YCH and/or your rights to any adoptable you recieved from me without refund.

It's pretty damn good~

I'd have to say it's more of a...puzzler this time?

Not literal puzzle, but just figuring out how you're meant to solve things.

I'm still stuck on the 4th night. XP

I can't figure out how to stop the marionettes from attacking me. DX

Like...I just don't get it.

Shutting down the Bonnie puppet was frustrating until I figured that you shouldn't look directly at him when he's looking at you. lol

But yeah. So far it's fantastically spooky, fun and full of jumpscares as a FNAF game should be.

OH.

And they do the SAME SHIT with Fun Time Foxy this time.

The first announcer voice calls it a she. But in the second night ,you accidentally change the voice acting and it calls FTFoxy a He. XD
And then it goes back to the other voice calling it a she. lol

You even hear it talking, BUT, the voice is broken, so the recording is REALLY deep. lol

Nxod'j kxo cujk kamo A ijot kxaj kxadw?

A'lo xut ud uhk rcesb veh u madiko, udt ak'j rekxohadw kxo shuf eik ev mo.

A'm jcenc0 wokkadw semmajjaedj tedo, je kxuk'j weet.

Rik dek uj vujk uj A't cabo.

A houcc0 doot ke jkof ak if av A nudk ke mubo jemo medo0.

Udt kxuk'j m0 rawwojk fhercom hawxk den.

A'm xuhtc0 mubadw ud0kxadw uk ucc.

A jkacc ted'k xulo u zer udt ak'j fajjadw mo evv...

Visb ak...

A jxeict ro ad rot hawxk den.

I showed the version of this law from the UK before.

I forgot that I put this in my profile.

BUT, just in the case that I get that ONE GUY that complains about me not allowing any sort of cubs as commissions.

Just look how vauge and yet very specific the US version of the Child Porn law is.



18 U.S. Code § 1466A - Obscene visual representations of the sexual abuse of children

(a)In General.—Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly produces, distributes, receives, or possesses with intent to distribute, a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting, that—
(1)
----(A) depicts a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and
----(B) is obscene; or
(2)
----(A) depicts an image that is, or appears to be, of a minor engaging in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex; and
----(B) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value;
or attempts or conspires to do so, shall be subject to the penalties provided in section 2252A(b)(1), including the penalties provided for cases involving a prior conviction.

(b)Additional Offenses.—Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly possesses a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting, that—
(1)
----(A) depicts a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and
----(B) is obscene; or
(2)
----(A) depicts an image that is, or appears to be, of a minor engaging in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex; and
----(B) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value;
or attempts or conspires to do so, shall be subject to the penalties provided in section 2252A(b)(2), including the penalties provided for cases involving a prior conviction.

©Nonrequired Element of Offense.—
It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.

(d)Circumstances.—The circumstance referred to in subsections (a) and (b) is that—
(1) any communication involved in or made in furtherance of the offense is communicated or transported by the mail, or in interstate or foreign commerce by any means, including by computer, or any means or instrumentality of interstate or foreign commerce is otherwise used in committing or in furtherance of the commission of the offense;
(2) any communication involved in or made in furtherance of the offense contemplates the transmission or transportation of a visual depiction by the mail, or in interstate or foreign commerce by any means, including by computer;
(3) any person travels or is transported in interstate or foreign commerce in the course of the commission or in furtherance of the commission of the offense;
(4) any visual depiction involved in the offense has been mailed, or has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce by any means, including by computer, or was produced using materials that have been mailed, or that have been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce by any means, including by computer; or
(5) the offense is committed in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States or in any territory or possession of the United States.

(e)Affirmative Defense.—It shall be an affirmative defense to a charge of violating subsection (b) that the defendant—
(1) possessed less than 3 such visual depictions; and
(2) promptly and in good faith, and without retaining or allowing any person, other than a law enforcement agency, to access any such visual depiction—
----(A) took reasonable steps to destroy each such visual depiction; or
----(B) reported the matter to a law enforcement agency and afforded that agency access to each such visual depiction.

(f)Definitions.—For purposes of this section—
(1) the term “visual depiction” includes undeveloped film and videotape, and data stored on a computer disk or by electronic means which is capable of conversion into a visual image, and also includes any photograph, film, video, picture, digital image or picture, computer image or picture, or computer generated image or picture, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means;
(2) the term “sexually explicit conduct” has the meaning given the term in section 2256(2)(A) or 2256(2)(B); and
(3) the term “graphic”, when used with respect to a depiction of sexually explicit conduct, means that a viewer can observe any part of the genitals or pubic area of any depicted person or animal during any part of the time that the sexually explicit conduct is being depicted.