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Du côté obscur des forces de l'ordre. On peut obtenir beaucoup plus avec un mot gentil et un bottin, qu'avec un mot gentil tout seul.

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    Simone‏ @simoneduchmole 1h1 hour ago

    On croit toujours que le pire est impossible. On se trompe.pic.twitter.com/rDTOiAXven

    6:04 AM - 21 Oct 2018
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      1. Patrick Forsans‏ @PF33160 59m59 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole @Michel_Goya

        C'est dingue de réaliser que j'ai mis tout ce temps avant de réaliser que le mot complotiste commence par la syllabe... "con"

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      2. Wob‏ @wobjj 38m38 minutes ago
        Replying to @PF33160 @simoneduchmole @Michel_Goya

        Y'a "plot" aussi dedans

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      3. Patrick Forsans‏ @PF33160 25m25 minutes ago
        Replying to @wobjj @simoneduchmole @Michel_Goya

        oui ca parle aux anglophones mais les autres ?

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      4. Wob‏ @wobjj 22m22 minutes ago
        Replying to @PF33160 @simoneduchmole @Michel_Goya

        Ah non je pensais aux plots sur un terrain. Le truc qui ne bouge pas et ne réfléchit pas

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. catherine lambert‏ @catherinelambe3 21m21 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole @scrooge7359

        Oh la vache !

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      1. Papy_Tranquille‏ @Papy_Tranquille 46m46 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        Sûr c'est un CONplot !

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      1. Cath. Ho.‏ @Catherineholog2 49m49 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        Là j'avoue... mais c'est peut être de l'humour? 🙄

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      2. sfk‏ @SFKteuton 23m23 minutes ago
        Replying to @Catherineholog2 @simoneduchmole

        Non, pas de l´humour, la TL de cette dame est édifiante

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      1. fifi Momo‏ @pmlsmh 53m53 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole @scrooge7359

        C'est un site humoristique? Ils sont tous toques?

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      2. Thierry Maussang‏ @TinyKariboo 42m42 minutes ago
        Replying to @pmlsmh @simoneduchmole @scrooge7359

        Je suis allé faire un tour sur sa TL, et ce n'est pas de l'humour. J'arrive même plus à savoir quels militants sont les plus cons aujourd'hui.

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      1. Bch cos‏ @tomtomcosson 8m8 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole @La_Pollice

        Omg

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      1. Gil Gil Photo‏ @GilGilPhoto 12m12 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        "Le pire" est variable. Extensible...

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      1. Mo S.  🌟 🌟‏ @MoScratchy 23m23 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        @ComplotsFaciles !!!!!! 😱😱😱

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      1. CS2Cfree‏ @ClaraLondon750 30m30 minutes ago
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        il avait avancé Mélenchon dernièrement ?

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      1. Sebastien Lanau‏ @seb_lanau 30m30 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        😭😭😭

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      1. Jeremy T.‏ @mattixus2 37m37 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        On a déjà eu le droit à stephane Poussier... Certes ceux qui sont mis en lumière sont rares, mais vu combien de "j'aime" ces cas là accumulent, ils sont loin d'être les seuls à penser comme eux dans ce parti malheureusement.

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      1. Moulinsart 33‏ @moulinsart23 43m43 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        J'ai cru à une blague. En fait c'est une fi antisémite. La base quoi

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      1. Lord Sinclair‏ @LordSinclair6 57m57 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        C’est pas un fake ?

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      1. Артём Матески‏ @artyom_mateski 58m58 minutes ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        On a le droit de se désolidariser de ces propos ?

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      1. Gael‏ @Gael593 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @simoneduchmole

        Et oui, c'est meme à ça qu'on les reconnait...

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