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Featured حلال Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / Ophelia Lordy / Hazza Jermface / erajermfaceCWC harrasser, JonTron fansperg, pegasister, doxed by AssignedMale, KF User LagoonaBlue

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by hood LOLCOW, Thursday at 11:06 PM.

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  1. Chris's parents were also abusive, maybe not on the same level as Lagoona claims, but Chris still a lot of neglect that made her the person she is today.
    As sad as Lagoona's home life might be (and I really do hope she gets out ASAP), her content is undeniably funny. As a Kiwi for more than three years, she should know she should have been very careful about her online footprint, and it really doesn't seem like she cared about it until it actually bit her in the ass.
     
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  2. The father was just trying to hold her down and record her autistic screams. He should be commended, tbh.
     
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  3. You know, for someone who was only modded because you frequent a forum literally no one wants to touch and because you have a fat ass, you sure have developed one hell of an uppity attitude.

    how about you take that smarmy attitude back to AmberLynn's crotch sniffers.
     
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  4. Few cows have managed to produce a thread that has been this much of a shitshow.

    I commend you @LagoonaBlue. You should be proud.
     
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  5. point: there is no shortage of people who lie about abuse online, either for attention, or to get out of trouble. her being autistic is irrelevant in whether or not she is made fun of, because we already make fun of autists.

    counterpoint: dumb bitch got doxed by assigned male. isn't that punishment enough?
     
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  6. I hate when mommy and daddy fight :^(
     
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  7. Maybe I’m remembering wrong, but I thought @LagoonaBlue was mercy banned a long time ago, but it expired or something like that.
     
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  8. The questions you ask, are the reasons that halal threads exist.

    Halal's are just lolcows that found the Farms before the Farms found them.
     
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    #408 The Un-Clit, Yesterday at 7:40 PM
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  9. I would like to point attention to the fact that child abuse is not funny. Making fun of autistic people is not funny. Kinkshaming is not funny. And most certainly, Rick and Morty is not funny in any light. This thread needs a strict review and a good focus group retooling, and you all should be ashamed.

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  10. I bet Sophie Labelle is getting a boner over this thread.
     
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    #410 Pickle Inspector, Yesterday at 7:40 PM
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  11. We don’t deserve you <3

    No literally, we don’t - we are mean and dgaf about the tism :(
     
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  12. I can't agree with this enough. Making fun of high I.Q. individuals is not funny, and furthermore, it's rude and unpleasant to look at. They can't help the fact they're smarter than everyone else.
     
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  13. Maybe it's a good thing? I mean, we've seen cows escape from their own fates before (Pixiterry, Ali Rapp, Jake Rapp) so maybe this is just the wakeup call @LagoonaBlue needs in her personal life? It isn't all bad.
     
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  14. I'm more of a softie than most here, but it's hard for me to feel much sympathy when this is a classic case of digging one's own grave and it's extremely hypocritical of @LagoonaBlue to play the sympathy card and act like a victim when she has a history of a-logging people very similar to herself for years.

    I sincerely hope that she is lying about, or at least overstating, the "abuse" and negative consequences she is likely to suffer as a result of this. I take no pleasure in hearing about that. But I don't see why she should warrant any special shielding from the exact kind of treatment she's routinely doled out to other people.
     
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  15. He doesn't sound like too much of a threat. He can't even murder a literal card carrying autist, given multiple attempts.
     
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  16. Yup. As an individual with 200 IQ I constantly struggle to empathize and not sound condescending to all the subhumans I interact with on a daily basis.
     
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  17. I can’t believe Sophie Labelle doxed this poor autistic woman and sicced a horrible alt-right hate forum to harass her.
     
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  18. Hasn't she had literally years to move out if it's that bad? This isn't a child here. If anything, this loses any sympathy I previously had, because it just reminds me of Jake Alley constantly wailing about how abusive his home environment is, when it's his mother who is the biggest softy hippie dippie woo sniffer in the world.
     
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  19. Id listen to that unironically.
     
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  20. and this is all assuming that she is telling the truth. i'd feel a little sympathy if she were being abused.

    but i have a feeling that she is bullshitting us about the abuse. i mean surely if her father were abusive to both her and her mother, then her mother, surely, would have done something to get them both out of there, right?
     
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