How have I missed this internet treasure
Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn thing.
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As my dad often says, "It's new, if it's new to you." ;)
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I now have this tweet printed & hung up outside my cubicle. Would it be okay for me to put a screencap of it in a presentation at my job?
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feel free!
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And this is why I do not put COBOL, FoxPro, Visual Basic, Java, or JavaScript on my resume…
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I noticed you don't even mention removing FORTRAN from your resume.
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I managed to avoid learning FORTRAN in the first place, unlike the other unfortunate language experiences.
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I would comment, but I don't put those experiences in writing.
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Ah, the ol' "Better to remain silent and be thought a COBOL programmer than put it on your resume and remove all doubt" adage.
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Everything before C++ is a dim haze. (Well, okay, straight C if there's a good reason for it.)
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what about if I am cobol. do I still not list myself?
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if you do not mind gazing into yourself, then by all means, list yourself
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Beware when you gaze into the void, for the void gazes into you. Beware you cast into the void, for you get a type error.
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AbyssCon is coming up, are you going to be speaking
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I think that's the story of how
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Oh heck yes I want "Abyss Domain Expert" as a job title, that is the most metal occupation ever.
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"SME: privacy enhancing technologies; abyss-gazing (Nietzschean & Kafkaesque)"
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This post is unfair to crevice experts, particularly since all abysses start as crevices.
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Are you the James Thomson from Newport?
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