the only problem is if you did bedtime with boozy and didn't do it drunk (please don't actually)
Side note: I’ll gladly return next year to tell Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, and Hansel and Gretel again. Because fuck these guys.https://twitter.com/boozybadger/status/1031362145433395201 …
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I don’t drink around my own kids, much less other folk’s kids!
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Ya... No. I have 2 nephews, I love them dearly. They will not hear my "artist libertys" until they are least teenagers. Untill then I am totally ok with reading them "Game of Thrones" like a normal uncle.
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Just let Alkali talk to them about how to mod Cities Skylines to make it better, instead.pic.twitter.com/m7diiU0CJg
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^^^ what he said.
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Please return so we can hang out.
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No don’t fuck those guys. You’ll get warts and it’ll be gross.
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It really is a shame that so many people in this fandom have their ideals skewed so hard. Can't let it get to you, it's a lovely thing to entertain kids at a con. These events are for everyone, not just sex-crazed assholes (who are usually the cause of any problems happening...)
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Only Samuel L Jackson can read that book with the energy it requires.
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Add in Marlon Bundo too! A cute kid's book about LGBT rights, cause fuck those guys.
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Stinky cheese man and other stupid stories
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I will design you a muther fluffin’ set.
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This makes me want to do a storytime panel at FWA, only I'd tell Chinese and Japanese tales. :3
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Fuck em, what a bunch of cunts.
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Boozy thank you for being an awesome person and doing great things even when some people feel the need to be massive jerk faces about it.
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