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A new definition of 'ambitious'

by via iPhoneDec 15 2016
South Africa: A family from Limpopo is mourning the death of three sons who took unimaginable risk to cure an embarrassing family problem, they wrestled a river monster and got killed, as reported by mzansi life below. The quest to become bedroom warriors turned into tragedy after a Limpopo family lost three sons in a crocodile attack. A family known for its bedroom curse of failing to perform when it matters most (during intercourse) fell in deadly jaws of the strongest reptile after a Sangoma gave them muthi and instructed them to go and rape a female crocodile. The old aged weeping father who lost three sons during the ritual reveals that the muthi was supposed to act as a shield that weakens the reptiles after being dissolved in stagnant water to make it easy for his boys to catch and complete the ritual by taking turns to rape a crocodile. Source - https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/amp/?client=safari
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UncleVinny via Android16 ptsDec 15 2016
What a load of croc....
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Djehuty9 ptsDec 15 2016
Well I mean they aren't going to have that problem in bed anymore. Solved all their problems really. Sangoma for president.
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BalooUriza9 ptsDec 15 2016
Maybe Africa's problems are social and we should just leave them alone for a couple decades while they sort shit out?
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DownWithYouAll5 ptsDec 15 2016
Darwin Awards all round
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regularmatt3 ptsDec 15 2016
A family... known... for not being able to perform sexually? If that were true, how did the family come to exist?
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ThisIsFrigglish4 ptsDec 15 2016
It's shit like this that really makes you wonder sometimes.
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EtherealVanity via Android2 ptsDec 15 2016
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KenAdams3 via iPhone2 ptsDec 15 2016
Did they stick their thumb in its ass?
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baldewok2 ptsDec 15 2016
Someone wake up Florida man. A new challenger has appeared.
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CaptainFellatio via iPhone2 ptsDec 15 2016
So they could get it up for a crocodile?
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placidrain56 via Android2 ptsDec 15 2016
Did they try Viagra?
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Idriveboats via iPhone2 ptsDec 15 2016
Hey African Imgurians, is South Africa considered the Florida of Africa? Because we have Florida Man, and Florida man would do this.
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prestodigitation via iPhone2 ptsDec 15 2016
They're cured at least.
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2plus2is4minus1dats3quickmaths2 ptsDec 15 2016
So..like.. I was tryna hit the play button..
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PointCounterpoint via Android2 ptsDec 15 2016
Damn, I hate when that happens.
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GoDDstopper via Android2 ptsDec 15 2016
i.imgur.com/EFIhoPQ.gif
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skstarne via iPhone2 ptsDec 15 2016
You mean the great green greasy Limpopo river??
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Jehrikuss via Android2 ptsDec 15 2016
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WinstonWinifredWoofington via Android1 ptDec 15 2016
Isn't that a croc of sh..
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INeedTheSauce1WhoGotTheSauce via iPhone1 ptDec 15 2016
So did it work, are they cured ?
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