How did Janeen mend the farmer’s pants?
With cabbage patches
Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?
He was a cheapskate
Why did Sheila put her pennies in a circle?
To make ends meet.
What crew mans a haunted ship?
A skeleton crew.
Why didnt the cashier laugh at Emily’s joke?
It didn’t make cents.
What did the zookeeper use to unlock the cage?
A monkey wrench
What kind of flower buys a Father’s Day card?
A sunflower.
Why does the library have so many floors?
It’s full of stories.
What kimd of shoe does a thief wear?
Sneakers
Why did Susan’s coffee taste like mud?
It was fresh ground
oi, spaceman! turned 3 today!