Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?
He was a cheapskate
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How did Janeen mend the farmer’s pants?
With cabbage patches
Why did Susan’s coffee taste like mud?
It was fresh ground
What kind of tree would have the best bark?
Dogwood
What did Sheila say after cheering at the Kentucky Derby?
My voice is hoarse.
What did the dog say to the bone?
I’m pleased to eat you.
Why did Janeen rat her test?
Her teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did the zookeeper use to unlock the cage?
A monkey wrench
What kind of flower buys a Father’s Day card?
A sunflower.
What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night?
The day-zzz.
