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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 17 Aug 2013

    Rap is performed by monkeys in expensive clothes. Sorry if I offended you, white conservatives, but it's the truth.

    2:00 PM - 17 Aug 2013
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    • jessy lacee 🇮🇷 🇵🇱 🇸🇾  🇺🇸 🚀🎪 stin 𝕖𝕝 𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕠 🏃🏻‍♂️🚪🐷 STRZOK ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ                 Joy Lane Chad Aggressive Jorah the Anglo BRIAN LEE HENDERSON Blackness
    573 replies 918 retweets 1,121 likes
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      2. Harry Khachatrian‏Verified account @Harry1T6 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        CC @RacismDog

        2 replies 5 retweets 38 likes
      3. neontaster‏ @neontaster 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @Harry1T6 @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        Dude, maybe look into the context behind this first.

        10 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
      4. Harry Khachatrian‏Verified account @Harry1T6 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @neontaster @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        Is this supposed to be some weird form of trolling right wingers? I don’t get it, @neontasterpic.twitter.com/4WYm9Dm9Rg

        15 replies 68 retweets 113 likes
      5. neontaster‏ @neontaster 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @Harry1T6 @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        Please be better than them. These are all 2 part tweets constructed so that part 2 looks offensive if you don't read part 1.http://www.vulture.com/2013/08/patton-oswalt-is-an-excellent-twitter-troll.html …

        14 replies 14 retweets 72 likes
      6. Harry Khachatrian‏Verified account @Harry1T6 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @neontaster @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        a lot of confusion could have been avoided had he just threaded his tweets

        5 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      7. neontaster‏ @neontaster 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @Harry1T6 @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        This was before you could thread tweets.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      8. Harry Khachatrian‏Verified account @Harry1T6 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @neontaster @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        Ahh, true Thanks for the link.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      9. neontaster‏ @neontaster 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @Harry1T6 @pattonoswalt @RacismDog

        👍

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Dale Glenn‏ @DaleAGlenn 18 Aug 2013
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @pattonoswalt Did you say that Rap is performed by monkeys? I don't think it is white conservatives that you may have offended.

        2 replies 13 retweets 136 likes
      3. ★Andy McHaffie‏ @AndyMcH 18 Aug 2013
        Replying to @DaleAGlenn

        @DaleAGlenn try reading his timeline again in chronological order…

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Dale Glenn‏ @DaleAGlenn 18 Aug 2013
        Replying to @AndyMcH

        @AndyMcH I got it Andy. Thanks for coming to Patton's defense. I just did the same thing Libs do when quoting people. Can you say 47%?

        3 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      5. ★Andy McHaffie‏ @AndyMcH 18 Aug 2013
        Replying to @DaleAGlenn

        @DaleAGlenn I don’t really know who he is but very funny. Peter Serafinowicz RTed him. Not sure what you mean about 47% tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Dale Glenn‏ @DaleAGlenn 19 Aug 2013
        Replying to @AndyMcH

        @AndyMcH I'm not sure I agree that he's funny nor do I know who Peter S is. 47% comment was regarding US politics from last election.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Lars Bastholm‏ @Bastholm 17 Aug 2013
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @pattonoswalt slightly unfortunate where the word 'claptrap' broke between your two tweets.

        4 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
      3. Nick Chambers‏ @nchambers96 17 Aug 2013
        Replying to @Bastholm

        @Bastholm WHOOSH.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. vbspurs‏ @vbspurs 17 Aug 2013
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @pattonoswalt Most inadvertently racist tweet ever. Couldn't have happened to a better guy. And by better I mean, worse. And by guy, idiot.

        6 replies 10 retweets 147 likes
      3. MoviemanKev‏ @KevOKeefe1979 17 Aug 2013
        Replying to @vbspurs

        @vbspurs @pattonoswalt no it's by design. He's still an asshat though

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Michael Hands‏ @MichaelHands1 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @KevOKeefe1979 @vbspurs @pattonoswalt

        Some people can’t help it, they’re born that way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. MoviemanKev‏ @KevOKeefe1979 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @MichaelHands1 @vbspurs @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/avW6oqZncl

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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