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Nine years in the NFL. Two rings.

The wilds of Connecticut
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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 28 Jun 2011

    I don't like watching "iCarly" with my daughter because there is nobody on that show I want to molest.

    4:03 PM - 28 Jun 2011
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    715 replies 934 retweets 534 likes
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      2. manko‏ @Shockwave195 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        pic.twitter.com/mAmP0gHx54

        2 replies 28 retweets 379 likes
      3. Lee Was Lost‏ @oklimbo 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Shockwave195 @michaelianblack

        What did you type get this gif?

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. CORNOGRAPHY‏ @CourtnieMaeCray 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @oklimbo

        Put “wait wtf”

        1 reply 1 retweet 48 likes
      5. Leslie‏ @BikerChick9999 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @CourtnieMaeCray @oklimbo

        It’s awesome

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Douglas Kowalski‏ @dougkowalski 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        You and I should have a little chat bruh....are your health insurance premiums up to date???!!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @dougkowalski

        That sounds like a threat?

        9 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. GoodLuckDaily‏ @GoodLuckDaily1 3h3 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack @dougkowalski

        Wasn’t that a rape threat though Mike? You seem fond of those... sick

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Douglas Kowalski‏ @dougkowalski 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @GoodLuckDaily1 @michaelianblack

        there is an epidemic of pedophilia and child sex trafficking infestation in Hollywood, Mexico and all the way up to Washington. the sickness must end.....

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2.  ‼️Nefo ‼️‏ @Nefoxzxz 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        pic.twitter.com/eAPr8Gs569

        4 replies 17 retweets 204 likes
      3. K.P. Clayton‏ @PowellClayton 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @Nefoxzxz @michaelianblack

        pic.twitter.com/tJU5neeRZn

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      1. Where's Written In Ice 2 At?‏ @IsleepL 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack @joshbechill

        pic.twitter.com/i6Af7tDxvt

        0 replies 19 retweets 301 likes
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      2. THE SCOOP‏ @TheScoop_US 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Our CEO @thescoop_STEEVE was suspended for using the scientific term "gender dysphoria" but talking about molesting children is apparently okay...

        2 replies 28 retweets 165 likes
      3. Col. J Winchester‏ @loco_churro 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @TheScoop_US @michaelianblack @thescoop_STEEVE

        Politically correct sacrifices only applies when it fits the agenda. Its a social herding tool, not genuine shock, insult, or offense.

        1 reply 2 retweets 12 likes
      4. YAP‏ @redpilledKB 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @loco_churro @TheScoop_US and

        They get to do what you say- they are really going to have to leave the country when all the pedophilia comes out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. FiebiePup 🌻 🇿🇦‏ @fiebiePup 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Dear @FBI @jack @TwitterSupport … I think you’d all agree that the Tweet above hasn’t aged well ⬆️

        1 reply 12 retweets 120 likes
      3. RL‏ @Yenmor 59m59 minutes ago
        Replying to @fiebiePup @michaelianblack and

        I doubt is was very amusing back then.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. James M. Ray‏ @Jamesmiltonray 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Lately, @Twitter has been one long episode of "youCreepy"!

        0 replies 11 retweets 196 likes
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      2. emily‏ @applextree 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        oh god. this is bad, even if it was a "joke".

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
      3. Michelle Fenner‏ @FennerMichelle 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @applextree @michaelianblack

        There are things that should never be joked about. Molesting kids is right up top.

        1 reply 5 retweets 55 likes
      4. Dr. Chad jr.‏ @thisaintevenme 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @FennerMichelle @applextree @michaelianblack

        Like if you’re gonna joke about it at least make it funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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