August 24 2016. Crossing fingers on this.
I don't want something stupidly expensive but memorable. I am super nervous...

Also, being dragged to watch Star Wars today. I'll try acting like I know what the hell's going on.

May 2016...tickets go on sale on December 18....FUCK!
I need this hardcore!

if you have questions about me or my characters(Jo and Gummi), go for it.

(Please no religion questions as I'm not comfortable answering them.)

Boop!

I find it funny when I come across hard core messy sex drawings and there are certain comments from people who talk about these characters, digital fucking pixels, getting fucking stds, gonorrhea, or whatever shit like its a serious issue.

Hey guys, a new threat to the digital world! Worse than fucking digital drugs! ( http://www.wired.com/2010/07/digital-drugs. )

Wrap your digital dicks up guys! Be safe or you'll digitally regret it!
I haven't had such a good laugh in a while.

Seems that my lovely horse adopt got a LOT of positive responses!
This will be my priority next week.
Please drop your ideas here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

Thank ya kindly!

Can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18480945/

I have to cut myself off. Will continue the creation madness next week.

I can't freaking post the image in this gallery for some reason so here you go guys!
I will be making another journal later regarding the adopts later today.

It's a 30 page commitment (Payment not paid all up front.)
Are you a femboi?
Can you pay $40 per page? (2 pages per month)
Do you like  dysa's art?
Were you given the mark for the man who will not be named (Not required)?

Then take your ass over to  theblackrook/s journal and join in : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7232514/

This is another ATKM comic that will be awesome! *Throws glitter*

Thank you all who contributed to my chubs femboi creation journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

I'm likeing a lot of what I see and it's been a bit of a challenge to see what I should do.
I've decided that this will be a master post that I want to keep growing! If you have an idea, post that shit!

Give me a challenge.
I've been seeing birds...oh god, birds...I can handle a challenge lol.
Give me MORE!

Post em here!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7226320/

Since this has erupted to something awesome, New rules have been put in place.

Regular Option
*Adoptables will be sold to the public for $50
*there will be no visual previews
*Winners of said adoptables have free range to do whatever they want with the adoptable.
There are no limitations.


Autobuy Option
Have an idea and want to but it before release to the public? Then autobuy it!
*Price: $100 (Double the normal price)
*Rules for regular option still apply here.



Make combination you would like to see in this format.

Species: (singular species or a hybrid)
Colors(3 max):
Personality:
Special feature(s)(3 max):


Example
Species: Panda
Colors: pink, lavender, baby blue
Personality: Bitchy
Special feature: Big ass, DSL, and glasses



Thankies!

Doing a Christmas art giveaway with my Partner  theblackrook This free but with some stipulations. You mustnominate someone special in your life for the art and tell why they deserve it. There will be two winners; Artist and non artist.

See details here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7221264/

Hoping to bring some cheer to friends and loved ones.

So, got the eye exam and entered the world of 20/20 vision for less than 30 seconds. I paid pre exam of course and everything was cool.

Got my prescription at the main desk and I told the lady that I was planning on buying my glasses online and not their store.

Lady tells me that it'll cost $5.00 extra to get the necessary details...Yeah, ok. I pay the extra five and the lady gets the doctor who checked my eyes.

He proceeds to come out, takes the prescription from my hand, scribbles something down, and hands it back...
The P.D. ...just the P.D. was added. (62mm)

So...I was charged extra for that tiiiiiiny thing...
Someone explain this to me? Is it because they won't get a necessary cut if glasses aren't bought in store?

Yeah...pissed about that...$5 isn't much...it's just the principle.

But glasses are coming in within a week.

Last 31 days of the year!

Come on guys, we can do this! :ROOTS:

I am glad to say that I'm getting my first Christmas gift today...NEW FUCKING GLASSES!
I will no longer live in a blurred world. Huzzah!

Rook needs two lions as guards for a comic caninelove is working on.
If your characters looks good in armor and guarding doors, then drop your refs in his journal : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7213399/

Edited title. What the fuck even is English!?

I...I think I've gotten to the point where all i can really think about wanting is mostly clothes...
that and a 10 gallon trash bag full of $20.


The list
1. Knee socks for my fat legs
2. Usb super Nintendo controller
3.Jeggings/ a descent pair of pants (Bell bottoms pls!)
4. $50/$100 gift card for Dunkin donuts (I will drown in their coffee)
5. Corset
6. xxx toy for xxx's ass
7. A non disastrous Christmas...I can not handle anymore tragedies.
8. A happy engagement anniversary with Rook.
9. Creative inspiration. I've been lacking in it for a while now and it's not fun.

Don't want anything super amazing...just some form of peace.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxSw6iDSujg[/yt]

I don't play fallout but...god damn...
The suspense was there and then...just watch.

Getting rid of some characters that I REALLY don't know what to do with.

First up Gummi and Jo

Jk I'm a piece shit!

But seriously.

Cutesauce crew
These are a bunch of fembois I made with my partner (No longer active in the fandom) who we thought we could build some type of story revolving around them. That plan failed and Cutesauce was disbanded due to other priorities. We both took ownership of the characters but since she left, ownership is solely mine.

These are the characters of the batch I see myself not doing anything with here now or in the future.

Hebe// cat // housewife in training
https://www.dropbox.com/s/foyro0vsp....._copy.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bw41dzila.....nish_.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/rr4c6ogqx.....85977.jpg?dl=0

Heart-kun // dog // has a heart on his side
https://www.dropbox.com/s/a5vrlhxay.....eetwm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/mvfmuowyy.....boywm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gnytlncdj.....inewm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/37rhlhshm.....kunwm.jpg?dl=0

Oran // Chinchilla //lazy piece of shit
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qixvatj2l.....sheet.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xl11xqf1k.....laxwm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fm9wsosa1.....e2fin.jpg?dl=0

Haley// Goat// Hippie
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y1shm3yt5.....haley.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fsewcrfev.....okewm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6i8qpfqj5....._copy.jpg?dl=0

Ribbons// skunk// the things in his hair are ribbons, not hair.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/pg3x33fue.....eetwm.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ptosi32zn.....party.jpg?dl=0

Kennis// raccoon// work out enthusiast and super forgetful
https://www.dropbox.com/s/crlsgy32s.....ennis.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/p0j89hd5i.....small.jpg?dl=0



Other characters

Mimi// Koala(don't know what I was thinking)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xu50l6txr.....rbate.jpg?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gd14v1xts.....inish.jpg?dl=0


Yeah, that's pretty much it until I start digging in my old files again.
I don't really care what you do with the characters. Once you but them, they are yours to do with as you please.

If you are interested in any of the characters, please state your money offer here or through notes.
Can't really do an art barter since I'm in need of money and new glasses.

Thank you for your time.

Yeah...went to north Carolina. First night mom started...sleep driving. She was aware yet wasn't, drove very sane, and by the time I made it 40 miles across the NC border, she "woke up" and called, telling me she had no idea where I was was. She was still in Virginia. Me and my sister managed to find her at a gas station. Sister drove up with a friend and drove her car back.It was a scary experience but we all made it safely to our destination.

I took care of the niblings...it was terrible. The eldest is a major bully to his sisters and brother. SO much that I had to curse him out. I've never been so frustrated, hearing him berate them constantly. He needs a beat down...like seriously. Words can only go so far.

Took the 2 year to daycare and got to see her play for a bit. Listening to her talk to the other toddlers was hilarious. They have their own little language.

Mom is recovering very well, the pains aren't as severe and she can walk better. She has never been a stationary person so she's constantly on the move to do something (Mostly clean the house)

I am back home now and just want to get back on my schedule.
Will be hopefully posting some nice things today.

So yeah...mom had foot surgery and can barely walk.Had a tumor lump removed from the arch of her foot. She still has the task of getting the niblings (Yes, it's a word ) off to school this week...so I will be going up to here place to help her as much as possible in north Carolina.

Hopefully I can still do my Zumba classes to ease the stress. I will try working during the night and when the kids are at school.

Bobby!

Looking for some winged dragon peeps for a comic.
Info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7158201/

If you fit the qualifications, like the synopsis, and have the funds, then send  theblackrook a note.
This is for the ever growing All The King's Men project.

be a part if the magic!

*Throws glitter*

tootsie rolls...just chocolate...hard to chew...no substance...

I will bless the the trick-or-treaters with the good shit: reeses, kitkats, and snickers.
Dentist about to make bank.


And I know some are you are thinking about candy corn being the worst. Honestly, I don't think they're that bad. They've grown on me.

Started reading my immoratl to  theblackrook . Have made it to chapter 4 and he's pretty much lost enough brain cells.
He's already asking questions about the legitimacy of this cult classic.

If you have not read this glorious thing, please check it out here: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Or listen to people reading it on youtube.
Makes working a lot og fun.

I got 3 codes that are valid until November 1, 2015.
It's a $0.50 1-day rental thing that can be used at redbox locations or redbox.com

Don't really use the thing since I have netflix and the internet.
If you want one of them, let me know. I don't want anything in return...just giving them away.

To keep it short, an incident occured which requires me and rook to drive up to Wisconsin and back down to Virginia. It's a costly trip which we hoped we wouldn't have to travel for a long ass time...but here we are. We are open for emergency commissions. If you are interested in a commission, please either contact me or  theblackrook

You can get a bit more details here:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7103166/

Commission info: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16602579/
TOS: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5657954

If you can't commission or donate, advertisement does wonders.

Thanks guys.

Jesuuuuuus!
There's a Kirpsy Kreme store 20 miles away and I'm willing to burn the gas to get a dozen. They are just that good. If you haven't experienced the edible gold that is Krispy Kreme, you are missing out on a flavor experience of a life time.

A little back story before I ask my question.
So...in my documentary discoveries I came across a documentary about fat fetishists and feeders.
Pretty standard stuff...until it started talking about one of the Fat Admirers(FAs) and his 700 pound wife. Apparently he left his first wife because she lost too much weight which puts in perspective that he REALLY didn't love her at all and possibly his new wife as well. He loves her fat. He loves that she's getting so big that she can't walk. He takes pride in taking care of her (bathing, clothing, and feeding). The new wife was happy with the arrangement.They make thousands of dollars selling videos of her immobility.

Another case showed a negative side of these types of relationships. The feeder kept his feedee trapped in his house, leaving her nothing but junk food to eat and would leave her alone for days if she didn't eat and gain weight. The woman managed to escape by having her mother call the police. They had to cut a huge opening to get her out.


So...I start thinking to myself.
Would I date someone who is with me because I fulfill their fetish?
I personally wouldn't because it would just feel like my partner is more interested in their fixation than who I really am.
I understand that their are people who would be happy to be a part of a fetish based relationship. Makes them feel wanted and adored

Who would okay with type of this arrangement?
I am a curious girl.