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Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse.

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    1. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Jul 8

      elon musk's thai cave submarine is... absurd. it doesn't make any goddamn sensepic.twitter.com/ntZo2Tghv1

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      chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Jul 8

      naturally every publication in the world has written about it. the system workspic.twitter.com/DL3mD3cMVj

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        1. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Jul 9

          elon musk here with a video of my new funvention: the CaveDildo 2.0. it's a wide, long, heavy, motionless metal tube with attached straps that can conveniently double as a coffin

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        2. zeynep tufekci‏Verified account @zeynep Jul 9
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          I can't decide if this is a case of nobody-tells-the-obvious-truths-to-a-billionnaire or clever-as-a-fox publicity scheme exploiting extreme media gullibility. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        3. Christian Sieber‏ @Kazanir Jul 9
          Replying to @zeynep @cd_hooks

          It has been 100% the former so far...

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        4. zeynep tufekci‏Verified account @zeynep Jul 9
          Replying to @Kazanir @cd_hooks

          Dunno. I don't mind the impulse to help or to innovate at all, but the widespread gullible media coverage does make me wonder if the face-value stupidity to any domain expert is actually not as obvious? And nobody around rich people voices these things? Or, look, free publicity?

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        5. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Jul 9
          Replying to @zeynep @Kazanir

          i have no idea of course but i suspect it's totally without guile. the media is letting him be Dr. Quest — he gets a rapturous reception for whatever he proposes, like the hyperloop, and it must be an enormous ego boost

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        6. zeynep tufekci‏Verified account @zeynep Jul 9
          Replying to @cd_hooks @Kazanir

          Seriously every billionaire needs a truth-teller or two—not sure if they’d listen, but it would at least save the ones who’d like to not come across this badly. (Then again press coverage was inexplicably fawning or just reprinted PR releases with zero critical analysis).

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        7. zeynep tufekci‏Verified account @zeynep Jul 9
          Replying to @zeynep @cd_hooks @Kazanir

          I’m not now embedded in cave diving but have enough cave and diving experience (separately!) to immediately see the face-value stupidity. From what I can tell, the cave expert community responded with fear—that a star-struck govt official would let him try and likely kill people.

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        8. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Jul 9
          Replying to @zeynep @Kazanir

          i haven't caved in years but the thought of lugging that man-sized torpedo through even a mildly challenging environment makes my head hurt

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        9. zeynep tufekci‏Verified account @zeynep Jul 9
          Replying to @cd_hooks @Kazanir

          And we’ve already had an out-of-gas death—he was hauling a tank. May well have miscalculated the extra exertion. Had buddy—solid professional divers but not cavers. Alas. Also, there may well be room for rescue apparatus innovation. If one is serious, quiet is the way to go imo.

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        2. Bill Humphrey  🌳‏Verified account @BillHumphreyMA Jul 8
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          i'm so mad about how much attention this craven stunt has garnered from the credulous mass media

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. Bundell Carter Jr.‏ @Rxbun Jul 9
          Replying to @BillHumphreyMA @cd_hooks

          It's horrid. Of course his stupid tunnel shit in Chicago will never happen either. Dude can't even make his cars.

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        1. Gerry Doyle‏ @mgerrydoyle Jul 8
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          it's amazing and totally predictable

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        1. Yesmiki Konst‏ @BerneseSanders Jul 9
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          Wow he's right the media are so unfair to him

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        1. Jas Pandher‏ @jas_s_pandher 3h3 hours ago
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          Haters!

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        1. Schlitz‏ @TheCureForHope Jul 11
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          Definitely. Offering his time, money, and resources to save children in a foreign country. Can't think of a greater evil. Thanks for having the guts to call him out on twitter. You are the real hero!

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