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A question to the ladies... though I have made my mind up.

Knowing I soon might be able to share my life with my own Dolores, I realized I need to teach her proper hygiene, because that is what proper men do.

It's very important for me that if I am going to live with a woman then she must be clean. I used to wipe my baby sisters butt when she would defecate, I would push my head slowly into the diaper and smell it, as it got hold of me, the sweet smell of her playful pheromones, I would butt my head into the diaper and rest my head there for a while. My face would be engulfed with skid marks and I would quickly go to the bathroom and wash it off before our mother noticed.

Having said that it reminds me of my inspections I used to do because I value hygiene so much. It's important that I know she's clean. I think I can learn to accept all the maggotry going on inside females as long as they do their best to be clean.

The only way I would and will convince myself that they are clean is to do an inspection, and it must be a surprise inspection ( so they don't just clean themselves beforehand). This would generally involve opening of their buttocks and performing a visual inspection of the anus, looking for traces of fecal matter. If I cannot see any traces with my eyes alone I would use a cotton-bud or a bit of tissue to wipe along the anal opening and then examine further with a magnifying glass.

So my question is, ladies, would YOU be ok with such a surprise inspection? What do you think about it?

Thanks

t. Suphamsulu

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False rape? (need urgent help)

Hello.

So I live in central Europe and I was out eating in a restaurant with a lovely female I was dating. Back to my home it was a 45 minute car ride so I drove her to me. Now the problem is that my house is in a really shitty area and I use a cheap mobile phone service that covers like 80% of the country only. We had been talking on and off for a really long time and she had promised to have sex with me. So we watched Drive (2011) and after the ending I started trying to kiss her, she initially was pushing away but I tickled her and I started kissing her. We started talking about our plans, future, if we should share future dorm etc and I started getting "naughty" with her, she initially refuses but I nag her and remind her that she had promised me sex and that she is a bad female for not keeping her promise.

I see her constantly trying to get a signal and I tell her that it is really disrespectful to have her phone pointed at my face and that I was really hurt by that, I jokingly told her that only sex could heal the wound created by her actions and I took her phone away from her and locked it away from her. After a while of cuddling it get's more and more intense and at this point I was dry humping her, I tell her it is okay and after a while of convincing her it is okay and that I love her we eventually have sex.

Now instantly when she gets home I notice that she has blocked me on facebook and refuses to answer my calls. I shrug it off thinking typical female behaviour as they have very big amounts of hormonal levels especially at their teens. (She is 16 I am 19) And go on with my days. I expect her to apologize in a day or two for misbehaving, as she knows how much I hate it when females refuses to answer my texts/calls. But nothing. I get a letter by the mail a couple of weeks later saying there has been a police report filed against me for rape, which is absolutely untrue. What should I do? What is the best thing to do here? I ABSOLUTELY did nothing wrong. And I think it's sad of her to use me like this. Please help me.

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