OPERATION: Kingsnake

Remember PewDiePie’s little movie about CWC? How many members of his little wannabe edgelord fanbase do you think saw that shit and took it upon themselves to become the next Clyde Cash?

 

Chris is really benign. He's not a pedo or a rapist or violent. He's just a stunted manchild who is amusing to observe online. I wouldn't want him in my living room though.

 

IMO, 14 BLC might not be worth saving. Unless Chris has such a strong attachment to the house that it would trigger a Blarms-level reaction if he were to lose it, it’d probably be more cost effective to help him settle his debts and get him a rental.

But then again I’m not too privy on his finances. Do we know if the mortgage is in his name or Barb’s?

 

But why tho?

 

It’s good he won’t be homeless. I guess I’ll look forward to the Hoard cleaning saga then.

 

Probably because they read the CWCki article about how Chris wants a game company to produce a Sonichu series and they want to lead in with that.

Honestly these days I don't think Chris gives a shit about Sonichu making money, given he is the franchise making money.

Where else will the KiwiFarms physical headquarters be located when Chris finally dies?

 

What about CWC makes people want to troll him, though? Surely people would see it and think 'haha the funny' but then just leave it at that, right? What's the weird force that makes people into le ebin I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEers when confronted with Chrissy?

 

Have you taken into account on (behavior-wise) Chris being Chris?
Will he accept the help? and if so is it possible for him to work said help into one of his hare brained schemes?

 

Why not?

He's incredibly gullible with no grasp on normality, which means you can make him do things like some monkey, and there's enough comedic writings about him on the internet for some autist to misinterpret as TRUE FACTS and feel morally superior enough to justify the harassment.

It's the combination of the two that makes Chris such an attractive target for internet autists IMO, one alone won't do.

Pretty sure he did, hence the thread.

 

Eh, they could be trying desperately to conceal and rationalize their own deviancies, a la A-Log. They could be looking for internet notoriety because they buy into the lionized depictions of master trolls. They could be seeking from KF the validation they never received from their parents.

Occam's Razor, though: they're fucking idiots.

 

I think it's like 99% people reading the cwcki for the first time, thinking it's OH SO EASY to troll Chris. Because all the cwcki shows you is the end results: the one hilarious fake nintendo letter that trolls managed to get Chris to fall for.

And y'know, not all the faggy failed attempts. Or the many unrecorded private calls (like the entire Ivy saga, for example, was orchestrated via unrecorded calls, because Ivy didn't want her voice or image out there) that went into cajoling Chris to fall for a trick.

No, all they see is: "lol chris I'm clyde I'm inna love boat in the ocean" -> "OH GOD I GOTTA FIGHT CLYDE"

They think it's literally that easy, so they keep spamming Chris with stupid shit.

 

but he doesnt deserve it

Oh man if only someone could put up a disclaimer

 

What would the disclaimer say?

"this really happened, we're not lying per se, but not really in the way you think it did, stop emailing chris trying to be clyde cash 2.0 you speds"

Maybe that'd reduce the emails by like 2%? Maybe?

 

If you take into account the decade of entertainment that Chris has provided the internet, wouldn't he deserve the internet paying him back?

 

I'm not sure if it's ironic or perfectly fitting that the people Chris hated the most at one point, thinking were there to troll him, are actually the ones going to save him from a life on the streets.
Chris cursed each one of us, he never even took it back...

 

It's like the Kiwi taking the rusty nail out of the cow's hoof, a very fairy tale ending and shit..