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    K. Thor Jensen‏Verified account @kthorjensen 10h10 hours ago

    Nobody does deeply, embarrassingly petty quite like nerdspic.twitter.com/DskuSn19xB

    8:49 PM - 12 May 2018
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      2. THE CABBAGE BOY‏ @spookyswadloon 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen

        who called it soy wars and not star whores

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. K. Thor Jensen‏Verified account @kthorjensen 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @spookyswadloon

        They’re obsessed with how SJWs ruined the franchise by putting girls in it

        6 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Trevor.RN‏ @ManweTheValar 37m37 minutes ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen @spookyswadloon

        No sir, by writing shite characters with no depth, character or a sense of achievement.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Pablo Hidalgo's Online Tweeting Account‏ @pablohidalgo 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen

        This is how an alpha manly owns someone.

        5 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      3. Pablo Hidalgo's Online Tweeting Account‏ @pablohidalgo 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @pablohidalgo @kthorjensen

        "Our continued and debilitating obsession with our childhood passions was caveman masculine until the dames ruined it."

        20 replies 4 retweets 47 likes
      4. B~Hennessy‏ @BenjaminLHende1 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @pablohidalgo @kthorjensen

        Cool shirt!! Really explains how Star Wars is a dead brand now. Killed by petty pathetic ideologues pushing propaganda not focusing on STORY, Character and Fun.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      5. Mr. Canales‏ @CanalusHeresy 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @BenjaminLHende1 @pablohidalgo @kthorjensen

        They will win the war by destroying the things what we love or some shit.pic.twitter.com/nfSTKAmRF3

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      6. B~Hennessy‏ @BenjaminLHende1 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CanalusHeresy @pablohidalgo @kthorjensen

        They want to use “the platform” they feel they have to indoctrinate people and children into their world view. Disney pushes sex on kids in a Comics (Iceman) and Mary Sues in Star Wars combined with Shitty Writing. Sickening to see what Pablo and his cult are doing to kids

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      7. CommanderL‏ @xcommanderLx 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @BenjaminLHende1 @CanalusHeresy and

        starwars has always had amazing female charcters and had female fans before these fuckers came in and acting like the saviour

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Mr. Canales‏ @CanalusHeresy 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @xcommanderLx @BenjaminLHende1 and

        Mara Jade. Mirith Sinn. Kreia, Aurra Singh... But I guess the party ordered them to drop them into the memory hole and pretend as they never existed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      9. Lyonne Roche‏ @LyonneRoche 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @CanalusHeresy @xcommanderLx and

        We’re never gonna get a Mara Jade 😢... I wouldn’t hate these new Star Wars characters so much if they hadn’t felt the need to shit on the already established ones, but no, clearly I just hate womyn 🙄

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. jere ☮️my, porg-o-phile‏ @jere7my 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen @pablohidalgo

        It gets pretty petty pretty fast.pic.twitter.com/GJgpu2eYHM

        4 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Pablo Hidalgo's Online Tweeting Account‏ @pablohidalgo 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @jere7my @kthorjensen

        Colossal shitheads, one and all.

        5 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. The Stranger‏ @cHAoSKeKsOahC 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @pablohidalgo @jere7my @kthorjensen

        The soy is strong in this one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Robert Harkin‏ @DoomsdayPicnic 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen

        Did you Google 'how to make @EthanVanSciver more famous and make sure this poor t-shirt company runs its ass ragged trying to fulfill thousands of new orders'? Because that's what you just accomplished.

        3 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Dan Slott Jr.‏ @Jmk06141990 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @DoomsdayPicnic @kthorjensen @EthanVanSciver

        I give you SOY MAN

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Forrest Penrod‏ @ForrestPen 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @kthorjensen @pablohidalgo

        What does the Soy mean? Must be out of the loop here.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. jere ☮️my, porg-o-phile‏ @jere7my 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @ForrestPen @kthorjensen @pablohidalgo

        Real men eat meat, fake men are vegetarians.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Forrest Penrod‏ @ForrestPen 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @jere7my @kthorjensen @pablohidalgo

        Wow, that is lame on so many levels. I know it's always existed but it's sad to see nerds being so sexist and regressive when such dialogue would be typically employed at them for their geeky pursuits. Since TLJ I've been very dissapointed in the Star Wars community.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. Ty Webb‏ @Ty__Webb_ 1h1 hour ago
        Replying to @ForrestPen @jere7my and

        The problem with tlj fans is that they call fans that don't like it sexist and regressive etc, when the reason people don't like it is because it's a terrible movie which activity dismissed the previous movie and shat all over 40 years of characters and lore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. End of conversation

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