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Server Relocation & Rule Changes

Discussion in 'Forum Discussion' started by Null, Apr 1, 2018.

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  1. Hello,

    After our last host kicked us off, I began to look outside of the Americas for places to locate the server. Africa was too unstable, Europe was somehow worse than Africa (even countries like Iceland, which people hold up as being the freest places on Earth, have extraordinarily strict defamation laws that could easily dismantle a place like this), and Asia had many strict and bizarre laws that differ from place to place but are typically anti-pornographic and anti-speech. Considering we are ✔ sweary boys, ✔ sexual deviants, and ✔ loudmouths, that rules out basically every place on Earth and things began to look a bit dire.

    However, a Chinese user who happens to be related to a few people higher up struck out an offer. We could host in Mainland China, if we:
    1. Allow our content to be used in Chinese 'public service announcements' regarding the decadence and imminent collapse of western civilization,
    2. Disallow anyone from China not on a government line from accessing the site, and
    3. Remove any statements from any user that would, quote: "threaten or criticize the territorial integrity &/or sovereignty of the People's Republic of China".
    A fair trade.

    Welcome to Shenzhen.
     
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    #1 Null, Apr 1, 2018
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2018
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  2. silky anteaters > pandas
     
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    #2 emspex, Apr 1, 2018
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  3. Chinese women are some of the most lovely women I’ve met.
     
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    #3 A Welsh Cake, Apr 1, 2018
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    A Welsh Cake No! I too have proved my worth Odyn!

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  4. Chairman Mao is a cool dude and he wrote a very interesting book.
     
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    #4 Fagnacious D, Apr 1, 2018
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  5. Chinese are the niggers to glorious nippon.

    China is a nice place.
     
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    #5 Cuddly Pirate, Apr 1, 2018
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  6. I for one, welcome this.
     
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    #6 Oglooger, Apr 1, 2018
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  7. Glorious nipon here we come.
     
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    #7 Star Galactics, Apr 1, 2018
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  8. Well if Antifa can compare themselves to D-Day troops we're the fucking Flying Tigers! :autism:

    When do the Chinamen teach us those kung fu moves?
     
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    #8 The Shadow, Apr 1, 2018
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2018
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  9. sgdfgsfdgfdg.png
     
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    #9 j666, Apr 1, 2018
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    #10 Aquinas, Apr 1, 2018
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  11. I for one welcome our Chinese overlords.
     
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    #11 Caddchef, Apr 1, 2018
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    Caddchef Grade - F Destruction

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    #12 Rokko, Apr 1, 2018
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  13. Well this is a strange turn of events, I guess I could get used to Chopsticks.
     
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    #13 Ravenor, Apr 1, 2018
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  14. Communism has proven that it is superior to decadent Capitalism by allowing our site while Capitalist Dogs would try to dismantle our site.

     
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    #14 ICametoLurk, Apr 1, 2018
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    #15 BoingBoingBoi, Apr 1, 2018
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    BoingBoingBoi please think responsibly
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  16. Hi China Government people hope you are having a nice day. Can you guys teach me to not suck at Go?
     
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    #16 Ebonic Tutor, Apr 1, 2018
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  17. China, more like vachina.

    I hope we will get screencapped on chink tv. This could be a path to Chinese fame.
     
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    #17 Warsmith Kroeger, Apr 1, 2018
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  18. Ni Hao.
     
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    #18 Hatoful Dandy, Apr 1, 2018
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  19. 79e360ee3d69cec4dcf37b47561349b82c66fdf6.jpg

    I don't want to carp, but...
     
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    #19 glass_houses, Apr 1, 2018
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    glass_houses Tasty, tasty.

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  20. Ni hao my niggas.
     
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    #20 Rabbit Bones, Apr 1, 2018
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