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@Chinchillazllla

official valor-stealer of the . ''Dante couldn't have fathomed the depth of the heartlessness on display here.'' -- some incel

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 1

    the bird that lives in this birdhouse makes $240,000 a day by making other birds work in his warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

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  2. 46 minutes ago

    i think a lot of the products we have because of capitalism are pretty cool and rad. it is true. I'd rather everyone had health care and a living wage than 47 choices of gaming console though.

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  3. 2 hours ago

    wtf my temperature has been 98.6 twice in a row. (if you're just tuning in, I've had a mysterious fever since New Year's Eve. It's like House but with no hot Australian doctors.)

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  4. 9 hours ago

    what the fuck is happening to me i just do shitposts

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  5. 10 hours ago

    Derby Day is always a time I reflect on the first human who looked out at a wild horse galloping across the steppe and said, "I'm going to catch that thing, and I am going to sit on it."

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    this ancient sculpture of a man fighting to not be kicked in the nuts by a centaur represents man's eternal struggle to not be kicked in the nuts

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  7. 11 hours ago

    ?????????

    Replying to @Chinchillazllla
    well after you made that dildo go limp its apparent you are a expert when it comes to turning off machines
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  8. Retweeted
    May 3

    this is quite the anecdote. it kinda unintentionally sums up 2016

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  9. 12 hours ago

    a brave boy whomst fears nothing except maybe that pillow

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    12 hours ago

    mocking dj khaleds pussy eating disorder is kingshaming

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  11. 12 hours ago

    Tinycat just walked into the room, unexpectedly encountered a throw pillow the dog had pushed off a chair, and jumped a foot in the air in what was evidently pure fear. Then he left very casually to make it seem like he is not afraid of pillows. nice try

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    May 3
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    One day, the hospital will finally close, and the blood technicians will find new jobs, but not the robot. Its function is to collect human blood, and it WILL find a way to complete its function.

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  13. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    while a basketball guy might point out that you should only get one pivot foot, i respect that mikes chase of the grift has now transformed him into a jury nullification radical

    There is no Rule of Law. If you are ever called to be on a jury, you have every power to vote NOT GUILTY, and you should.…
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  14. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    COLLEGE PAL ON FACEBOOK: We’re pregnant again! And we bought a house! ME ON FACEBOOK: Smash Mouth just roasted DJ Khaled for saying he doesn’t go down on his wife lol

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    19 hours ago
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    Ken we don’t care about Home Depot—we don’t have homes

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    17 hours ago

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  17. 13 hours ago

    joke's on you, CDC, your horrible tick post just made me want poppyseed muffins

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  18. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Since we're here, , and I'm the victim named in the Pro Publica report, let's talk about this former Marine, too, who plotted the exact same style terror attack that occurred in Charlottesville.

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  19. 15 hours ago

    imagine writing like this and acting like other people are the ones who are bad at grammar

    Replying to @Chinchillazllla
    Whatever you say, darling. Simply disproving your attempt at literacy that failed. Take heart, a diaper pin and a safe space may reconcile your tantrums.
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  20. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Poor Khaled. Common misconception that Kings never ate pussy. This belief stems from the fact that King’s often had designated tasters who would eat the pussy first in case it was poisoned.

    DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men"
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  21. 15 hours ago

    [jacking off hand motion]

    Replying to @gotohela @Chinchillazllla
    It's not? Fire all government teachers and permanently ban their government employment.
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