For season 4 of ''Better Call Saul'' the writers wanted to really shock the audience with the following plot:

Jimmy McGill is really a narcissist: putting up a front without ever revealing his true self. In a genre-bending manner, an evil Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty was revealed to be planning to do some sick shit. This Rick's fully qualified name is Rick Sanchez (C-669) and he is in possession of advance bioengineering technology. As a genius sick fuck he knew many of the twisted minds throughout the multiverse. And whom did he give this technology to? He gave it to fellow sick fucks throughout the multiverse; at each visit he only said to them: "Knock yourself out!" Jimmy McGill received this technology with excitement. Jimmy later met with Kim Wexler in a relaxative context; they were sitting together on a sofa. Jimmy offered Kim some alcohol, but Kim said she didn't want to drink any as she had to drive a car later. She said she didn't want her senses to be dull at all. Jimmy, being a duplicitous man, told her to not worry about it. She unknowingly drank the roofie that was mixed in with the alcohol. Jimmy, by now well verse in the technology, used said technology to make her an extremely sexualized woman. He used it to give her obviously large tits and ass. She received slutty big lips, hoop earrings, and nipple piercings. The pigment of her skin was changed to black in order for the word "slut" to clearly appear in black on her forehead. Other black text and symbols from the pigmentary shift appeared on her body. Above her vagina was an arrow pointing to it; above the arrow was the phrase "front cockpit". The same was true above her anus, with the only difference being the phrase "back cockpit". Kim received thicker thighs and a narrower waist. Kimberly gained a youthful appearance: no wrinkles and a perfect muscle and fat quantity and distribution. Her ponytail was kept as it would be facilitate a pleasurable fellatio experience. Jimmy's cock became erect with the thought of sexy beautiful trannies. The idea of taboo gave him a brilliant idea. He installed a mechanism in her womb that had the multiverse's best battery (it would practically last forever). This mechanism would inflate or deflate by teleporting air into or out of it. And if it was to inflate inside of sexy Wexy, then it would give the appearance of her being pregnant; McGill wasn't the only Irishman with a fetish for pregnant people. When Kim awoke she was shocked. She was no longer an attorney. She is now a sexual work of art, and she decided to embrace it. In effect, Kim and Jim made lots off money, and they lived happily ever after.

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Anonymous 18/04/27(Fri)03:24 No.4745   File: 1524799493139.png -(18123 B, 360x730) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4744 (check em) Rick Sanchez (C-669) did it for the lulz. This story was inspired by a bookmark of mine: https://www.google.com/search?q=what+would+you+do+if+this+was+the+last+music+in+breaking+bad%3F:+https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari - "what would you do if this was the last music in breaking bad?: https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola - Google Search" The above story reminds me of the troll post where an anon posted to the KFC website a story about moot fucking a diseased horse. Oldfags here might know what I'm talking about. I might post the image of it here later.

>>	Anonymous 18/04/27(Fri)03:27 No.4746   File: 1524799662954.jpg -(103538 B, 420x824) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>4745 Found it. This story was also written in the spirit of /b/tarded creativity.