>>412775

Canadian border officials are very... 'thorough' if they start asking about your plans to live Canada for a couple of years, just because things have gone to pot here; they could interpret it as you running away from the law if you can't come up with a genuine reason for your stay.

Do your research first, mate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3iDWQJOX4

Canada's border officials have gotten more thorough in the past couple years, but I've never had an issue with them as long as you're prepared, have evidence of funds, where you're staying, etc. If you're doing nothing wrong and have everything they want, there's no issue. They're miles better than America's border officials because of that, since they don't make you feel guilty from the out, they actually listen to you and do their job.

Thanks for your responces, I have zero convictions or anythingike that. It's more the case of I'm bored here and want to see new things. If I find a job and a place to live will it all be pretty much plain sailing?

>>412785

No. Unless you've got a work permit, you'll be an illegal immigrant. They can kick you out of the country at any time and ban you from coming back.

Your best option is probably an IEC visa. You might also want to consider New Zealand and Australia.

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/iec/
https://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/options/work/thinking-about-coming-to-new-zealand-to-work/working-holiday-visa
https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/417-

>>412785
Trek through Europe until you reach the south (maybe Italy?) Then jump on a life raft and paddle all the way to Libya. Tell them your a refugee escaping from your teen angst and capitalism.

>>412778
>3 hours
Why?

>>412804
It would appear to be five full 40-minute episodes strung together.

>>412805
Shame. I don't watch anything longer than 12.37 minutes.

I don't understand your motivation for doing this, are you aware that you're not going to escape yourself?

>>412807
Perhaps the best advice so far.

>>412778
I had a mate who literally went there on a trip for two weeks and had his whole life torn apart by them.

He is a white male, too.

>>412811

If Canadian border officials are the stick that breaks the camel's back, the camel was likely knackered to begin with.

t. Confucius

come to Phoenix, we can drink beer and go to the range

>>412811

>He is a white male, too.

LOL at your brainwashing http://www.latimes.com/world/africa/la-fg-malawi-albinos-hunted-2017-story.html

(A good day to you Sir!)

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== Quack Like a Duck ==

<pre>
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt
</pre>

== Top 10 weirdest songs ==

http://www.interestingfuture.com/2011/03/top-ten-weirdest-songs/