Jordon Dyrdahl-Roberts

@dyrbert

(Formerly know as Buttery Males.) I’m getting a lot better at appearing to be a functional adult. I write things & try not to be awful.

This is my brain & I live in it.
gofundme.com/jordondrydallr…
Joined July 2009
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Black cat on my arms, between me and the laptop.

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    Feb 3

    1st drafts always suck. 2nd drafts usually suck. 3rd drafts probably suck. You can fix bad writing. You can’t fix no writing. You’ve got to have something to work with. Writing is rewriting.

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    1 hour ago

    It is still Thursday in all of the US that isn’t the east coast.

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  3. 1 hour ago

    This is the quality content all my new followers can expect.

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Had I known I was going to go viral, I might have put on a different shirt.

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    2 hours ago

    Okay. So. A lot of people have already helped us, & we are going to be just fine. For awhile. I encourage you to donate directly to Dreamers, to Flint, to Puerto Rico. Check & . That said--insurance, medical bills, debt, gas, electric, etc.

    Hey, y’all remember . Flipped off trump and then got fired for it. She started a gofundme for me. I’m super humbled to be getting support from such a cool…
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    Hey, y’all remember . Flipped off trump and then got fired for it. She started a gofundme for me. I’m super humbled to be getting support from such a cool person who also has had their life get weird really fast.

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  7. 3 hours ago

    Goodbye mailbox zero.

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  8. 3 hours ago

    Hi everyone. Here’s a story from the loca newspaper about that thing I did. I tried to give my loca news sources some love first.

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    6 hours ago

    Oh, to have the confidence of a toddler who interrupts a phone call with a major media outlet to show their father a magnet stuck to a keychain...

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  10. 7 hours ago

    I just got off the phone with The Washington Post. Is this real life?

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    11 hours ago

    Nice.

    Hey everyone, You’ve helped us more than enough. We will now be okay while we look for jobs.…
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  12. 11 hours ago

    Hey everyone, You’ve helped us more than enough. We will now be okay while we look for jobs. If you’re still feeling generous consider sending money Flint or Puerto Rico. You could also check out or .

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  13. 12 hours ago

    Dear Press folks, if you’re looking for what was exactly in the subpoenas you’ll need to direct those inquiries to the MT DOL. I quit rather than process them.

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  14. 12 hours ago

    I also want to say that I don't know if I could have done this without . When I found out I'd have to be processing these records requests, I called her to say I didn't think I could comply and without hesitation, she said, "Okay." And that was that.

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  15. 12 hours ago

    I can't thank you all enough. There has been so much support that thanking people individually has become a logistical impossibility. I do want to say my wife and I appreciate the support.

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  16. Feb 7

    I had to check one last time and I saw people were getting error messages. You all tripped something at paypal with the flood of support. I'm really going to sleep this time but I just want to say again, THANK YOU!!!

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  17. Feb 7

    I have to stop and go to sleep, but from the bottom of my heart, I thank you all so much for your love and support. I'm truly humbled by the responses.

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  18. Feb 7

    I knew what I was doing was tough but I don't know if I'm emotionally prepared for people to call me inspiring. Thank you all so much.

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  19. Feb 7

    I would like to say that I’d have always made this choice but I don’t know if I’d have had the strength of conviction without seeing others on here who’ve stood up. I’ve changed a lot over the past couple years & there are some amazing folks who opened my eyes.

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  20. Feb 7

    I was scared shitless this afternoon. I’m not gonna day I’m not scared but I feel like I can handle this now. Thank you all sooooo much.

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  21. Feb 7

    I’m trying to thank people for the support and encouragement but my mentions are a little unwieldy at the moment. You all are giving me a lot of hope.

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