Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Quote of the Now

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Black Panther movie has black people

"they're praising black panther for having a lot of black people? what in the world were they expecting, azns?" - Luiz Miguel [1]

Chatroulette Jerks

truth

set for May 10 and 11 - (Al Gore) 14:40, 10 May 2017 (EDT)

Weeaboo BTFO

--One With The Lulz 12:31, 13 May 2017 (EDT)

Rodrigo Duterte

There was this Australian lay minister. When they took them out, I saw her face and I thought, 'Son of a whore. What a pity. They raped her, they all lined up. I was mad she was raped but she was so beautiful. I thought, the mayor should have been first.

-Rodrigo Duterte --Jackfisher 02:18, 28 May 2017 (EDT)

Names

This quote is really good advice and I used it on the Doopie DoOver page.

""Fear names. Names have power in identity. Others can use names as weapons. Names are a hook that can be used to track you... Remain nameless, and you shall be safe. "

Planescape : Torment

Hagibor (talk) 11:25, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

That logic works in reverse though, if you're anonymous, you can use anyone's name you like, you can attribute any text, any words, any rhetoric to any faux figurehead of your choosing. Names are nothing more than a distraction, a verbal sleight of hand to sneak attention away from absent minded morons. --Mimkrys 12:07, 27 July 2017 (EDT)

Scumhooks mom

"you made my cunt look like it swallowed a dog who then chewed its way out" -Scumhooks mom https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/do-you-ever-wonder-why-youre-such-a-piece-of-shit.29264/page-4#post-989609 Maysam (talk) 02:17, 14 August 2017 (EDT)

Good quote from Georgia Cop

Good Quote

"We only kill black people."

Lt. Greg Abbott, Cobb County Police Georgia telling a white woman who was afraid to move, for fear of being killed, during a DUI stop.

Hagibor (talk) 18:35, 1 September 2017 (EDT)

Alt-right ass frustration

Are all "Quotes of the Now" going to be right-wing twitter posts bitching about how white people are being victimized, how CNN is lying about Trump and "western culture" is on the brink of destruction from now on? I always thought ED was a satire wiki documenting internet culture and not an outlet for asshurt /pol/-tards.

Also like to propose the following quote from /b/:

"You're sitting there encouraging people to eat dog shit. Your arguments are completely invalid, lol. It should go without saying, the fuck's wrong with you?"

Can provide screenshot if required.

Phuc Iou (talk) 13:30, 10 September 2017 (EDT)

Feel free to make suggestions, right now the majority of the good/funny/entertaining quotes are centered more against looney liberals (and for good reason). The only recent exception was Trump's daughter on her Thanksgiving decorating advice. ED has always largely been about counterculture and it just so happens that, at the moment, liberal lunatics are the pervasive social standard, so it makes sense for ED to be antithetical to that stance, just as ED was much more left leaning when Republican rhetoric was the prevailing social standard (back during Bush's time). That said, there certainly is a pervasive set of unironic alt-right cockroaches about, but I think we do a pretty good job on the whole of culturally curb stomping those wannabe Nazi newfags into the pavement. --Mimkrys 04:25, 22 November 2017 (EST)

Newsweek claims trump is like charles manson

The once reputable Newsweek goes further and further to the left

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/11/21/once-reputable-newsweek-compares-president-trump-to-charles-manson.html

http://www.newsweek.com/how-murderer-charles-manson-used-language-gain-followers-717399

Hagibor (talk) 19:21, 21 November 2017 (EST)

The BAWWing Of A Modder

	“	So, I was working on a Persona 3 mod a few weeks ago. The idea was to completely overhaul all the game's textures. At some point I went on ShrineFox's forum to ask for help, and got banned. After that, I went to his Discord to ask him why he banned me, and got banned on there as well. So I just went back to my server, raged for a while, and moved on. I was working on my mod for several weeks after that. ShrineFox would send over his goons to advertise their ripoff of my mod, as well as shitpost and try to convince people to leave my Discord. ShrineFox made two alt accounts to join my server and shitpost some more. One of his goons working on a UI mod for Persona 3 came into my server after I asked him if he would help on my mod. Apparently he was close friends with ShrineFox, and literally went as far as to say these exact words. "I'm going to steal your mod's name, and all the work you've done on it. And you can't do anything about it." Eventually, one of his goons earned my respect after several days of acting like a decent person and being respectful to me. So I made him a mod, and went to bed. The next day I came back to my server, and he had completely destroyed it. He banned everyone except for me, and a few of his goons. He made ShrineFox an admin, changed the server name to "Crow is a faggot" and deleted all the channels and roles I made. I'm well aware that the Reddit mods will probably ban me for posting this, and call it "baiting", but I'm trying to warn you people. ShrineFox may seem like a cool guy on his YouTube channel, but he has no honor or respect for anyone besides himself and his cult of undying followers. Do not trust him, and if you see a mod called "Persona 3 Diamond", keep in mind, he stole that name from me.	„
	—darkroar360 AKA Crow

TheUltimate (talk) 00:32, 28 November 2017 (EST)

So is this like one group of 12 year olds fucking around with some other 12 year old, or is it like a group of trolls fucking around with some 30 year old CWC clone? I mean, seriously, "Persona 3 Diamond"... even Chris Chan has managed to exercise greater levels of originality. Unless they're 12, severely autistic or blatantly trolling I'm not seeing many other options. --Mimkrys 03:33, 28 November 2017 (EST)

It was the ladder TheUltimate (talk) 11:29, 28 November 2017 (EST)

• QOTN hasn't been set and I think that's too long for the main page, any other suggestions? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDA 15:43, 4 December 2017 (EST)

If someone else doesn't set one by 8PM (pst) then I'll set one. I try to wait to the last minute in case something more "of the now" pops up. I usually pull from popular YouTube channels or from Twitter's "moments". Basically I just scroll through the comments until I find something funny and then set the quote to link back to the video or tweet. It's pretty easy, doesn't usually take more than a couple minutes at most. --Mimkrys 17:09, 4 December 2017 (EST)

• The most interesting thing on Twitter is a kid dressing up as a tree for the rest of their semester... I think it's best to just wait. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDA 17:21, 4 December 2017 (EST)

qotn frequency

hol up when'd we start setting quotes daily, i thought thaey were every two days? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDA 22:31, 18 December 2017 (EST)

Some Good News

If G-D loves us enough, we might be lucky enough to see libtard central, New England destroyed by a volcano

Hagibor (talk) 15:28, 19 December 2017 (EST)

Call of duty player killed after being swatted

"I DIDNT GET ANYONE KILLED BECAUSE I DIDNT DISCHARGE A WEAPON AND BEING A SWAT MEMBER ISNT MY PROFESSION."

Hagibor (talk) 16:38, 29 December 2017 (EST)

Crys Of The Lolcow. COMING TO A NEWSPAPER NEAR YOU!!!

TheUltimate (talk) 22:37, 31 December 2017 (EST)

Lulz and drama from the Black Death

"Few events in history have evoked such extremes of human behavior as the medieval plague. There was the horrendous brutality of the Flagellants, who trampled the roads of Europe, flailing their half-naked bodies and murdering Jews, and the sweet selflessness of the sisters of Hôtel-Dieu, who sacrificed their own lives to care for the plague victims of Paris."

From "John Kelly-The Great Mortality_ An Intimate History of the Black Death, the Most Devastating Plague of All Time-Harper Perennial (2006).mobi" (the previous paragraph is important and relevant to the above quote).  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:37, 19 January 2018 (EST)