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都立大学駅好き。 Personal stuff here, networking there: @sina_lana

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    1. Lana‏ @cyber_octopus Dec 1

      White guy and his wife entered the café. All Japanese women looked at him from head to toe with a hungry face, some several times. Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a white man.

      7 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
    2. Jason Bailey‏ @jason_bailey Dec 1
      Replying to @cyber_octopus

      So true, so true. So which café was this? If you don't remember the name of it exactly maybe you could sorta describe it, or maybe describe how to get there from the nearest train station?

      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
    3. Jason Bailey‏ @jason_bailey Dec 1
      Replying to @jason_bailey @cyber_octopus

      Asking for a friend.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      Lana‏ @cyber_octopus Dec 2
      Replying to @jason_bailey

      Come on, from my experience walking around with my hungover, unshowered, pissed off white friend, you just need to exist to pick up girls. Now *this* is the reason why you should go:pic.twitter.com/0LTNFSJwLM

      12:15 AM - 2 Dec 2017
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        1. Amanda‏ @aivencha 19h19 hours ago
          Replying to @cyber_octopus @jason_bailey

          That looks amazing!

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        1. Jason Packman‏ @XinJeisan Dec 2
          Replying to @cyber_octopus @jason_bailey

          doesnt look like a burger tho?

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        1. Jason Bailey‏ @jason_bailey Dec 2
          Replying to @cyber_octopus

          *totally nonchalantly and completely uncreepily opens an incognito tab in my browser to innocently google "life is burgers" for research purposes*

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