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I deserve to die by Stupidrelapseguy in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ew

No way you're getting anywhere near my big hot dog penis

Today would've been the day by Thoughts95 in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh I think me and my big hot dog penis can get your mind off it for a while.....

Hopefully my last attempt by Son0fmalkav in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See ya, ya dirty Mexican

I Feel Like This Year Is The One by Burroughsian in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You know what's really fucking awesome to do before you kill yourself?!

Having a good fuck!

pulls out my big hot dog dick and fucks you

moans and shivers in pleasure

orgasms

Ooooh baby you're so wet, you like it when daddy does that, hmm? ;)

Copy of Peaceful Pill? by feeling_very_ill in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Let me fuck you with my big hot dog penis and we will see what happens

What method has the least horrible consequences? by [deleted] in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

SHOTGUN THROUGH THE MOUTH! SHOTGUN THROUGH THE MOUTH! HOW CAN YOU OFF YOURSELF WITHOUT FAIL? SHOTGUN THROUGH THE MOUTH! :D

Average day graphed out by TerrifiedTotoro in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

My big hot dog penis says you're fucked and you should go kill yourself now

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My deepest and sincerest apologies

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oshit how'd u know?

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's half Chinese, his mother was a white slut

Gonna kill myself bc I'm too fucked up to be a good person by throwaway05928261940 in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

My big hot dog penis detects bullshit

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're a fat Chinese man named Andrew John Clemsworth :)

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's my arch anemone

u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH by ihaveabighotdog in SanctionedSuicide

[–]ihaveabighotdog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My big hot dog penis knows everything, Andrew

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u/ZIPP0 is a troll and his name is ANDREW JOHN CLEMSWORTH (self.SanctionedSuicide)

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