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    1. Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15

      Love to provide Texas with a notarized statement saying that my company does not boycott Israel and will not do so during the contractpic.twitter.com/i7sWexOL2d

      100 replies 547 retweets 1,358 likes
    2. Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15
      Replying to @MrPhetz

      And this is required to BID on a project, not even actually do business with them

      5 replies 32 retweets 246 likes
      Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15

      It's the notarization that gets me, like I need to take the time and pay a notary just to make this bullshit official. Thanks Texas

      10:13 AM - 15 Sep 2017
      • 29 Retweets
      • 360 Likes
      • James🌹 Weston Sandland Samantha S. marea rosa Christopher Murphy Longitude/Latitude Virgil Texas FacePaulm Revere🌹 YRUMarchingTX?
      9 replies 29 retweets 360 likes
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        2. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz

          does this mean you have to promise a, like, ups clerk with a notary stamp that you won't refuse to do business with the jewish state

          3 replies 10 retweets 197 likes
        3. Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          Thats correct.

          2 replies 1 retweet 73 likes
        4. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz

          this state owns

          1 reply 0 retweets 109 likes
        5. Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15
          Replying to @cd_hooks

          I wonder if this means we have to like buy some Tavor assault rifles or something if we win the contract

          4 replies 2 retweets 73 likes
        6. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz

          hypothetically you could just not do any business with israel, so the problem is *saying* you're doing that. which seems like a 1a issue

          2 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
        7. Hermit Thrush  Ⓜ️‏ @Hermit_Thrush Sep 15
          Replying to @cd_hooks @MrPhetz

          You can't do BDS ( boycott divest sanction) an anti-israel movement where you boycott israel even though its a major trade partner

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        8. chris hooks‏Verified account @cd_hooks 2h2 hours ago
          Replying to @Hermit_Thrush @MrPhetz

          thanks, hermit thrush, for restating the thing i just said

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        9. End of conversation
        1. New conversation
        2. Jean-Paul Blartre‏ @AceGracious Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz

          No problem man. I'm the guy that drafted this form so thank you for appreciating my work.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Normal T Level Man‏ @MrPhetz Sep 15
          Replying to @AceGracious

          Youre so welcome. Good job on the form my friend.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Kevin Snyder‏ @ThirstyRando Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz @AceGracious

          excellent form, 10/10

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        5. Jean-Paul Blartre‏ @AceGracious Sep 15
          Replying to @ThirstyRando @MrPhetz

          Thanks guys. Your support means so much.

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        6. End of conversation
      1. DamnGlitch‏ @damnglitch Sep 15
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        Dont boycott. U got it *steals 100k in office supplies*

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Tabish Iqbal‏ @tabishiqbal_ 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        I used to live in Texas. So fucking glad I'm a Canadian now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      3. Tyrone Williams  🇺🇸‏ @Tdotmarcum 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        isnt it like 25 bucks to become a notary. make one of your employees become a notary. boom. problem solved.

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      4. :-| jason‏ @jason_schrock Sep 15
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        What qualifies as "boycotting Israel"? What if your company just happens to never do business with Israel?

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      5. can't, won't, shan't‏ @pedrorossob Sep 15
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        Please testify before a notary that you will. not. nut.

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      6. thos watson‏ @RightSaidMac 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @MrPhetz

        Small government

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        2. KohlenSchaufler‏ @KohlenSchaufler Sep 15
          Replying to @MrPhetz

          Until that detail this actually seemed far more reasonable than what I would have imagined from Texas Bureaucracy (great reality show name)

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        3. KohlenSchaufler‏ @KohlenSchaufler Sep 15
          Replying to @KohlenSchaufler @MrPhetz

          Can this not be outsourced to the DMV to provide you with a NOT-A-RAGING-ANTISEMITE license, granted by testing & renewable every 5 years?

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. End of conversation

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